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TV/MoviesRe: Dbanj's Nu Reality Show Tagged "koko Mansion" by waterworks(f): 1:15pm On May 05, 2009
as stupid as this show is. all i have to contribute is that at least he is fine and young can u compare this to flavour flav?? thats like the danfo drivers wanting to kake thier own mansion!!! hehe

i will seriously look down on any girl entering this competition but on the bright side it will be entertaining. let them line up all the razz naija babes too ohh there must be a 'newyork'!
FamilyRe: Husband Has Baby With Other Woman by waterworks(f): 2:00pm On May 01, 2009
sistah woman are on nland 247? WTF? i cant even find the posts about the green card gist oya were d hell can i get the links? lelah and ladyt can u post the link pls?
FamilyRe: Husband Has Baby With Other Woman by waterworks(f): 1:38pm On May 01, 2009
AH h na wa o the tori wen dey this thread na waya. as i just dey her the tory na im i dey jump enter people profile! so sistahwoman marriage na paper business  shocked meanwhile i am stil downloading the chapter one part of bridget's story.  if i nor enter she profile i for nor even know say she be oyinmbo. ride on nairaland YOU TOO MUCH! grin

I know this is hard, but it almost happened to me, my husband got another woman pregnant when I was pregnant but he made her have an abortion. I was devastated but managed to forgive.
bridget so he got a girl pregnant before?
im really sad for you ohh

enters sistawomans profile
Christianity EtcRe: How I Dealt With A Church Gossip! by waterworks(f): 4:33pm On Apr 30, 2009
LOL AT THREAD! @ poste ru dont have to defend urself to i-fy. i-fy plz calm down!
FashionRe: She's In Need Of A Makeover! by waterworks(f): 3:01pm On Apr 28, 2009
(rolls eyes) she doesnt need a professional makeover ah ah. is she shrek? all she needs to do is exercise, incresaese hygene and buy foundation/concealer as said before,. how can somones hair be a no go area in naija were dem dey do better hair for market for mere peanuts. wat if she come dey abroad were people dey pay £80 just to do comon weavon!  wat has she been doing since? so if boyfrend was not coming she will not take care of herself abi? angry
plzzzzzz
RomanceRe: Am I Really Under Spell? by waterworks(f): 2:37pm On Apr 23, 2009
i dont see any problem here. but how old does she look? if shes abt 25 and lied at beign 22 no biggie but if shes abt 30 ehen whala dey.you need to do a background check on her. everyon eshould do this. she diddnt just appear from nowhere. get to know here better see the friend she moves with do they look 22? wat business is she doing? when did she graduate? wat secondary school? waht year? wta people did she used to move with before? dont just jump in there because she seems holy and good. family nko? by the time you find out all this you will know here priorities is she looking for husband despereately? has she been married before? find out all that then you can know where u stand regarding this her love.
ur are wat 27 or so dont just jump on any girl who coems and cooks and cleans oh. na the bad ones for school that time na im always dey first marry ask anybody. when they get all the experience of how to manipulate a man they will pretend to be holier than though only God will save u after maryying them!

just open ure eyes and do ur research good luck.
TravelRe: Switzerland Offers Illegal Nigerian Migrants $6,500 Each To Relocate by waterworks(f): 1:35pm On Apr 22, 2009
at mr crackles i dont think so. i think the catch will be something like they cannot return for about 6 years or even better they will store all thier names somewhere and make sure they never give them visa! nothing goes for nothing oh!
FoodRe: The Growing Popularity Of Dog Meat by waterworks(f): 2:26pm On Apr 21, 2009
[size=15pt]ohh cmon!!!
this is a load of bull whats the difference between a ram and a dog, a pig and a dog or a rabbit or a dog for that matter?
people have rabbits as pets u know but in naija we dey chop am kamkpe.
all this hype over dog meat and all that rubbish meanwhile they are eating chickens and goats what the heck? because a dog is a pet? oh please so are rabbits and pigs HELLO?

A PET IS ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO BE people have all sorts of animals from crickets to pigs and even chickens! if you want your dog to be ure pet fine dont eat dog. but dont go about screwng up your noses at anyone eating dog meat bcause you definitely eat pork!
animal rites my ass so they would multiply and come and eat us abi?

let the dog eaters eat thier meat in peace and shut up about it your'e all hypocrites!
madam ronke here doesnt eat anything that can feel pain. meanwhile she is busy stuffing her face with jollof rice made with  meat water! [s]since the chicken is already dead it cant feel the pain] haha give me a break![/size]
CelebritiesRe: P Square And Their Dressing Style by waterworks(f): 2:29pm On Apr 15, 2009
@ philip lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
pant and singlet!
Music/RadioRe: Worst Lines Ever Used In A Nigerian Song. . . . by waterworks(f): 12:27pm On Apr 07, 2009
@ slim ghost
thats wrong its
na be your tanya tanya
be like an RKELLY tanya tanya
- asin hes song tanya tanya lol!
but its still a wack line but very catchy indeed!
Music/RadioRe: Worst Lines Ever Used In A Nigerian Song. . . . by waterworks(f): 11:49am On Apr 07, 2009
Idris done come again KPAKPA DI KPAKPA

[size=14pt]'Dem say i fight 50 cent see thier mouth dem just dey yarn anyhow',
'Dem say i run go exile if mr president catch you im go slap you',
'For your information i met mr president one-on-one inside asorock!' shocked [/size]

LMAO IDRIS IS A FOOL!
TV/MoviesRe: ***~~~Good Movies With Stupid/terrible Endings~~~*** by waterworks(f): 10:52am On Apr 07, 2009
iron man the whole movie was damn cliche! superman part 2. hiss!
war of the worlds yes talk am again.

GIRLS COT: the person who continued the story was just a goat!
TV/MoviesRe: ***~~~Good Movies With Stupid/terrible Endings~~~*** by waterworks(f): 10:46am On Apr 07, 2009
7 Pounds WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL? stupid predictable movie!
TV/MoviesRe: ***~~~Good Movies With Stupid/terrible Endings~~~*** by waterworks(f): 10:44am On Apr 07, 2009
[size=15pt]TITANIC[/size]- unbearably sad
[size=20pt]PRIDE AND GLORY [/size] - VERY GOOD MOVIE WITH AVERY GOOD ENDING WHICH I HATED! A MUST SEE MOVIE THOUGH
FamilyRe: I Am Tired Of My Oyinbo Wife by waterworks(f): 10:33am On Apr 07, 2009
My mother always told me what you will not tolerate in a marriage deal with it during courtship! obviously u did not, Olodo!
lol¬!!!
Music/RadioRe: Naija Boys And Beyonce by waterworks(f): 2:01pm On Apr 02, 2009
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! gat damn! i like the bit at the end when thery raised thier agbada and beyonce smiled at them!
PoliticsRe: PHCN (NEPA) Workers To Go On Nationwide Strike On Wednesday by waterworks(f): 2:26pm On Mar 31, 2009
e! generator don finish for market? hiss
BusinessRe: ATM Fraudster? by waterworks(f): 12:36pm On Mar 25, 2009
i take back my previous comments.
i have been enlightened
po=people there is fire on the mountainn ohhhhh lets catch this guy before he goes to do awonko, yaye, saye, owo with our money oh! grin
Science/TechnologyRe: How Can ATM Theft Be Averted? by waterworks(f): 12:30pm On Mar 25, 2009
Na wah for una o!
A guy just lost 85k and we are asking for a link. -To his bank account or whathuh
@ kaypinch u even read the post self?
hu dey ask for link to the bank acount? dem dey ask for link to the pikture which is actually a different case from hes 85k!

1. E talk say dem thief im money, we come say we hear.
2. he come talk say the bank nor wan give am pIkture of who thief im money. we say we hear again.
3. he come still talk join say e get one pikture from reliable source say the person na thief.

normal question to ask nor be HOW YOU TAKE KNOW OR WHO BE THE RELIABLE SOURCE? na everythign u hear u go chop?
na wa for u self too o!
the man has told us how he got the pictures end of story.
RomanceRe: Matching Panties And Bra How Important? by waterworks(op): 11:57am On Mar 25, 2009
ehnn? that person talking abt gay boyfriend had better not be talking bout me!

since wen has a lady looking sexy for her man had anything to do with making him gay?
if anything its turning the gay guy straight!
Science/TechnologyRe: How Can ATM Theft Be Averted? by waterworks(f): 5:08pm On Mar 24, 2009
ehen more like it.
its just odd to post a topic without any backing. you have to provide proof. ive heard stories of how people forward piks of people with many stories true and false. i could tell it was from a bank wat i couldnt tell was why it was beign circulated with that story.

thread:
normally when you post news or anything u either get it from another thread on nairaland or somewhere else. then u add the liknk to the thread.

link:
or a news website and you add the link to the website.
then people can clarify your story. if not evryone on nairaland will just be posting "gist"!
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Finally Married! Hurray ! !(with pics) by waterworks(f): 3:09pm On Mar 24, 2009
this winergal self i don tire for these her o.p posts. is it not the same person that posted "genievieve naji its all about her" i cant even find those two annoying things she put on either side of the topic! Aparently u can't move about in this celebrity section without seeing one of her dry posts. beep! beep! move it!
CelebritiesRe: His Weird Mc Gay Or Not, ? ? ? by waterworks(f): 3:04pm On Mar 24, 2009
@ tolanilove

ehen correcter must be the worst! lol

she's either gay or not. theres no shes a gay  or hes a gay.  grin
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose (Kanye West's Girlfriend) by waterworks(f): 3:01pm On Mar 24, 2009
mehn shes hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
got damn!
but wats with all dose piks is she gay?
CelebritiesRe: ~genevieve Nnaji's Corner: it's all about our one and only Genny~ by waterworks(f): 2:58pm On Mar 24, 2009
omg! i miss naija see better wheather!
CelebritiesRe: ~toyin Aimakhu's Corner: Nollywood's Delectable Star Actress~ by waterworks(f): 2:56pm On Mar 24, 2009
abi oh!

u go fear sudden advertisement!
BusinessRe: ATM Fraudster? by waterworks(f): 2:52pm On Mar 24, 2009
@ walesman

[size=19pt]THE NAME OF THE GAME IS PROOF.[/size]
No link, no website, no report?

Are we just supposed to start believing just like that? this is nairaland oh no proof no truth.
PoliticsRe: Global Meltdown Hits Lagos Beggars by waterworks(f): 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2009
@ JUST GOOD.
i dey tell u.
Science/TechnologyRe: How Can ATM Theft Be Averted? by waterworks(f): 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2009
@ Neauman and Walesman

No thread, no website no link. . . na wah for this kind breaking news oh.
You have not still given proof that this man is a thief. lets test your theory if they stole 85k from you and didnt want to give you the pik WHO would give you a pik of another faudster that does not even concern you 85k?
be very carefull oh. you know how nigerians are. someone can see this guy on the road one day and start shouting thief the next thing na tyre and fire. hes blood would be on your hands. if you dont have any prrof that this guy is a fraudster you can be ruining someones life oh. GBAM!

As for all you unlucky a.t.m.ers out there sorry oh. start entering banks more often and start keeping an eye on your money 247!

NAIJA! they don tire to they scam all dose whities abroad why bother with all those long email wen cash point dey outside cyber cafe?  grin
U know wetin dem say East or West home is best lol!

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