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If that happens to you, then your husband must be weak.

Get a man.

Except my mother has built a strong relationship or bond with my wife, every complaints or face off with my wife should go through me, and vice versa.

ANOTHER POWERFULL POST!

If that happens to you, then your husband must be weak. WORD!!!

Please if you dont know the meaning of poverty dont interfere my post with any insult

@SEYEMON
you never poor reach now you still get money to dey spend for cyber cafe.

dat ring he posted there is baphomet ring. u will see the baphomet head on it. the same dat is on beyounce's dress in her latest album cover

EHNNNNNN? TELL ME SOMETHING? I DEY GO GOOGLE!

@ AD +
Nairaland is supposed to be a place were we get educated,
this is still education just like in school you learnt abt the shango worshippers, and all the different tribes and gods.
this thread is actually educating. who knew people still chanted in 2009 (upon all the yahoo) and free money came without sacrifice? HEHE!

You guys are not serious, FREE MONEY NO DEY NAIJA except you be POLITICIAN, KIDNAPPER, CRUDE OIL THIEF or DANGOTE

no leave them ohh make dem dey chant from morning till night!

'pretend the envelope gets heavier' -Then pretend to spend it. . .
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA

God. As hes always watching

there was no foul play there. many loved rita yes. but the fact remains at the appointed time they might not have voted for her because they knew she would not be able to repesent mo hits so everyone should calm down. i alwyas knew after rita bolanle had the most votes. kaii no on even voted for chidinma HAHA! ALL GOOD SHA COS IF SHE WON EVRYONE WOULD HAVE said they made her win because of her beauty. so now at least everyone will rest. an ideal woman won.

the ideal woman should be well spoken whether u nairalanders like it or not and rita wasnt. even at that she still had 11,000 votes so u guys know there wasnt foul play. its just that bolanle is so damn boring!!
this is a lesson to mo hits next time they wont bring an underdog just for sob stories.

pls tell me how this trhead became about teh amaka?

lol @ laudette. pretty intense huh?
im over it though but I never did get to say tell anyone all that so u can imagine my glee at this post!
X

Kokomansion represents everything wrong with our society. It lacks creativity, falls short to entertain and adds no value to both contestants and the viewers. It's another attempt in copying everything western without recourse to our socio-cultural environment. The only winner will be DBanj because at the end of the day he will be smiling to the bank with revenues from texts votes and sponsors. If he has N5 mil to throw around, why not set up a musical school or even a talent hunt agency to support young budding talents instead of embarking on a ego massaging exercise called Koko mansion.

couldnt be said any better.

but on a more serious note Dbanj should have put more attention to detail jeez!!! 'this is my mansion anything can happen' hopping all about like a market man.  dont even get me started with the eviction show. pls is 'the contestants put thier back into it' the onlyexpression that woman knows?? for every task? for every show? and pls wat is up with the way the contestant are evicted? the ideal woman should be graceful and in turn shown grace so what the hell is 'pack ur bags a car is waiting of you outs side or 'thats the door'. if they are contesting to be the ideal woman surely they were more ideal than all the others who bought the forms? nigerians are so dull sometimes i swear.
eniways rita should win sha if it depends on the votes. he should do it to appease the masses. the others will get over it. but if he vexes the masses? they will never get over it oh!

DEAR ALL SOS!!
my hair is growning small small the back is healthy and grows long but the front cuts once in a while and now the front is half the length of the back and my hair is not that full either. i want to use my natural hair but because of that theres nothing to do with it. i have to admit i dnt take care of it so much when i have it natural. sometimes i dnt tie it in the night. but now ive gotten better and try to moistorise it a lot. sometimes i wish i can go back to sec school so i could do thread!! i mostly do short weaves so i dnt brush to much and cut my hair and i leave it only for 3 weeks.

are they any tips you can goive me to make the front part grow and to make it fuller?
i use all olive hair products including relaxer. i hate the smell of the carrot oil and all that so i hardly use them.
i hate the smell of the virgin cream is that my only hope? any other cremes to grow hair?

thief of hearts THANK YOU OH!!

so lita. . . if my hair uis not natural it wont grow abi? na wa oh. im not interested in carrying afro around town or struggling with comb every morning. Ive had enough of that in my childhood thnks i know enough people who have thier hair 'natural' and its always last minute hair straightening when its time for parties or the permanent afro look. thank you very much.

i know natural is beautifull but i also do know that variety is the spice of life. So please please stop recommending wierd sites for all those african american power black bullshit. imagine someone writing a blog bout how relaxing your hair invites the devil into you or some rubbish like that. i dont need afro hair to make me natural i dont fix nails too so there! recommend your product and move on. sheesh!

this is good and bad.
bad because the girl has been made to fee that wat she has been keeping is worthless when really its worth more than gold.

its good because there are still men out there who are nto just willing to deflower all the girls for the enjoyment and later start searching far and wide for the untouched. hes actions were cruel but at leats he left her to go and find someone who will do right by her. her next step is now depends solely on her.
so virgins out there there is still hope. they are not all monsters.

hey squad!
thanx, im into languages. still battling to learn those languages I never really learnt. Was never really a math person. . .Still young though and have my life ahead of me never know might write a book!

@ posakosa
thanks. its easy when you have the inspiration.

DEAR X,

Hear i am,  on this website nairaland just to let the whole world see for the first time. You lying, thieving gold digger. After everything i did for you. You killed my self confidence, you took away my innocence and you made me waste 2 yrs of my life. I was young with no worries until i met you. 'Baby you are my one and only', I ate up all your lies and BS.  In a foreign country with no family or friends, i fell for you. You left your girlfriend for me?? I never asked nor wanted you to! lucky bitch! she got away in time. I should have been in my room on the computer chatting to frnds and family,  i should have remained the little girl I was.

I never went to class, i never learnt the language, i could have done so much more. Should have travelled to different cities, should have seen the sights, boat rides, circuses, university competitions all the lot. You bastard. you were the only who ever called my cell. You forced me to carry the grudge you started with my only friends and banned me from talking to them. You held my passbook.  We shared the hard earned money sent by my family, and i even paid for our 'romantic' trip for valentines. and what did i get? a single rose.  A SINGLE ROSE?

U make me sick thinking of all the things you did. looking through my phone, kicking me out of you room and throwing out all of my stuff. Barking orders at me in front of all your 'boys' and their girlfirends too. i lived for you. i cooked, i cleaned even funded your night out with the boys. You were so damn poor wth your fucking cement house.  You were nothing and alwys wanted to be up there so you used me as a stepping stone right? would never cut your coat according to your size. buying what you cant afford and borrowing what you could never pay. I can still see u clearly feeling cool in your fancy expensive clothes,  all gotten form my sweat, blood and tears. i was so damn broke even though i was sent thousands of dollars, lying to my family things were expensive. You cheated on me and i forgave you. you even asked me for advice because she hated you. was i supposed to make you feel better the other girl was sad you didnt leave me as promised? you made me cry tears of utter pain. Made me see in 2 yrs what many women have not seen in 10.

I did everything you requested and more. and i regret. Oh how i wish i could turn back the hands of time. You used me. . . you took advantage of my innocence and the independence I was too young tounderstand. Now i know why your EX hated you so much.  I hated you too 'X', I just diddnt know it yet.

But i still have something to look back on and smile about. YES you fucking bastard. I cheated on you! and it was right under your very nose With your 'close friend'. I wonder what you would have done if you found out. I would have loved to see the look on your face. I even heard the one after me was younger. Also heard you got a ride hMM I wonder how much that one sacrificed. . and eventually you ran her out of town? 'EEEEX' my God, dont you ever change?

I am grown now 'X'. And Im glad I have to look back to see you. Still right there were I left you. I am glad all your friends have moved on and left you and i hope you will be there for even longer!
I do not wish you luck, happiness or a good woman. I wish you GRIEF, GRIEF and more GRIEF. This time I am doing the stepping.


Ever regretful,
Waterworks.

lol@ ibile ife!!

@ meldrik yes online nigeri.com is writing but the story involves the so called city people sinc ethey are the ones doing the interviewing. so if its a lie it would be on thier head!

@ poster,
some cry some dont. some tha t can cry cry the others are artificial. there are these eyedrops they put in which mak eyou cry. its probably pepperish or sumthing. like the kind they used for americas next top model when nenna was there. proably sometimes even if you can cry the director or producer might think the tears are not enough and decide artifical ones.
also when you act with passion you put yourself in the role of the character that so you can already feel emotional while acting like its happening 4 reel.
some actors may request something which make them cry just before the scene.

@ poster so i just come here pour my mind 4 ground like say i dey write JAMB you nor fit even say well done i hear. NA WA O

DEAR ALL SOS!!
Ive been growing my hair since twelve. when in sec school i used my nautral hair but after leaving i started doing braids for bout 2 years. now i do wevaons and alternate with braided hair but never long braids my front hair always chops and i dnt like the look. so typical!
eniways my hair is growning small small the back is healthy and grows long but the front cuts once in a while and now the front is half the length of the back and my hair is not that full either. i want to use my natural hair butbcos of that theres nothing to do with it. i have to admit i dnt take care of it so much when i have it natural. sometimes i dnt tie it in the night. but now ive gotten better and try to moistorise it a lot. sometimes i wish i can go back to sec school so i could do thread!! i mostly do short weaves so i dnt brush to much and cut my hair and i leave it only for 3 weeks.

are they any tips you can goive me to make the front part grow and to make it fuller?
i use all olive hair products including relaxer. i hate the smell of the carrot oil and all that so i hardly use them.
i hate the smell of the virgin cream is that my only hope? any other cremes to grow hair?

Sorry, but I think you need "deliverance" because I find your narratives too fictitious to believe. You attend(ed) a school filled with guys from wealthy homes and you couldn't hook up with any of them? You go for outings where you meet other privileged guys but can't attract a "marriage material" among them? You walk along the streets with your friends and only YOU gets harassed by unworthy men? Haba!

cmon mehnn ah ah cut the girl some slack this happens to a lot of people as a matter of fact it used to happen to me. especially in my teens. once youre a friendly humbele perswon with a nice attitude they feel they can just walk up to you. i might as well be in her shoes. i went to a god school too but only hooked up with one person and that waqs in my last term in my last year! she might be beautifull but u know how it is in school nowadays if you are not one of the popular people you kind of move with a diff clan the ones no one wants to toast or even more the ones toasting you are not the ones you like!

let me tell you advice my dear when youre young its ok. but you have to get to a point were you hold your head up high and dont be shining teeth with every tom and harry. all this is part of see finish. you dont have to behave like a queen but you have to set boundaries hello hi basis. if they start followwing you around trying to escort you here and there just be firm and say no thank you. the fact is to get rid of some you have to shine your eyes and shout on them after that day the next time they see you they wont approach you. then you can then start a hello, hi basis. a simple smile here and there. like that you put them in thier place and they will stay there.

only last summer i wnet to naija and bike man was trying to toast me IMAGINE! not discriminating here but common! nor be me carry my head anter bike in the first palce!

maybe the people around you are just beign overly dramatic and you are a realist? have you stopped to think that maybe many people are falling because they know they are expected to?

if na vitiligo we for hear oh. ok so its vitiligo abi fine. why did h have to make hes nose pointed and make a chisel in hes chin? and all the constant operation enlarging hese eyes and all! he was so damn fine! he could have married a black beautifull woman and had beautifull black kids or he could have even married a beautifull white woman and had mixed race kids. hell he could have married adopted and divorced! wat is it with all the sperm donation and artificial insemination and the DAMN WHITE KIDS! i mean cmon ! he expects the world to believe the vitiligo removed all black trace from hes genes abi? as a child i alwys wonderd y hese kids were white! i mean if he wants to stand by the saying those are hes kids it just shows a mans cry for help to be something that hes not. And thats nothing to be crucified for either. period

love him always did and alwys will. only God knows if he had the vitiligo or just wanted to be white.
RIP MiCHAEL finally you can trully rest.

na wa fort his kind open toasting oh! i dey feel u loixoure
as for me never really and i must commend that person for slapping that guy i would have never ha dteh liver to slap the guy. you never know! dem go dey wait for the next time to shank you!! lol

@ militia
killing the babay is not the priority abi? but trapping a man into marriage is abi? its all shameless. how abt just not getting pregnant in the first place!!! woman like you make it hard for the good ones to be trusted!

im sure there are still ladies out there who dont have to trap a man into marriage all those ladies let me see your hands up!!
trapping men into marriage does not guarantee a furture. grow up!

can you imagine#? the guy si taking 500 and leaving 200 for the girl who is catually doing the work! wat can she do with that?

waladis
Yes street smartness can be used for many things neagtive and positive. And like you said protect thier pride survival very correct. which was my point. the poster before me was trying to say illiterate girls cannot stand up for themselves and therefore will obey the husband better. Utter rubbish. i was pointing out that just because they are not book smart doesnt mean they are not smart too. The fooling the husband bit is just to prove that whenever you underestimate anyone they will live up to and even more than your wildest imaginations. i dont know if you are beign fooled. how can i? im only a part of your hard drive!
p.s Im on your side!

poster. lOl
1. People have big breast it is part of genes. for example if your mothers breast is big or your grand mother or even your fathers sisters and grand mothers, you can have big breasts too.
2. some peoples breasts are big and firm while others are not. WHY? the same answer:genes.

Your breasts can fall if:
1. you never ever support them witha a bra. (im not too sure about that one sha)
2. you are always fluctuating with weight. like getting fat and slim again quickly.
3. or if you were really fat before and then lost plenty weight even if not in a short time.
4. you breast feed a child.

PLEASE POSTER HOW CAN THE WAY YOUR BODY LOOKS DETERMINE WHAT YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE BY YOUR ACTIONS?
so does that mean that anybody with small and firm breasts is a good woman?

SHINE YOUR EYE OH! Waywardness is in your desicions not by your physical attributes.