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woman

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madness

the man gets the ring back except he dies.
tak ethis ring as a sign of my love bla bla bla . . .
by the way the ring is a sign tht two of u are together that is why he kneels with the ring. not empty handed!

had

depends on wat kind of public there are places wer u just have to comport yourself like in a party wer there are likely to be elderely people whom you know. or pehaps in front of hes relatives that might give  abad impression or little kids around.

enihow it all comes down to wat kind of kiss u have to tationalise it from a peck to a very deep kiss with touching. especisally important for the girl to note.

boy: hi
girl: (grt here we go again) hello
boy : u look like sumone i know
girl : are u kidding me? am i the only one hearing that accent umm i don think so
boy: im john
girl : hmph! "john" what kind of name is john self? (smiles)
boy: and ure name?
girl : lie quick!! emmm susan
boy: what a lovely name are u frm around here?
girl: ohh God does this boy not know he class? nah
boy: i live at v.i im currently into banking and finance, ]
girl: bla bla bla. .  just ask me for my number so i can lie and my life can go on!
boy so i was wondering if i can get your. .  (girl quickly cuts him off)
girl: 080247820751
girl: loser im kind of in a rush ^{jumps into taxi} bye
boy: ohh ok bye. . . ^{looks at number one digit extra} DAMN!!!

quick asseeement,
fine face
fine clothes
nice watch
good shoes
smelling good. . . .translation- :ohi

ok face
rubbish dress sense
scruffy watch
dirty shoes
unkept appearance translation- dirty look -walks off. . .

reply: so broke he cannot afford you!!

for the cheap type,it just a fling n i move away

exactly thats your answer if there were no cheap gurls, there would be no flings and if there wer no flings, you would have to be in a caring relationship to ever get laid. in other words there would hardly be any sex cos lets face it all guys want is flings (many oft hem) in conclusion no cheap girls, equals no flings, equals no happiness for men!!!

so just zip it and be greatful theres a reason your sex lif is not limited to wacking off everyday!

oh really?
oops sorry

for those of you who want to play it has been reposted in the game forum
pls delete iice
thxx

Once

ok heres how it goes each person is to post just one word per post to add to the big romantic story.
i.e
waterworks: one
mary: day
iice: i
yemivictor:came
micheal:home
vuitton:to
sexy:see
amaka: my
jane: wife
suki: with,

weve all read enough stories on this land so im sure we can all be very imaginative about this imagine how funny it will be!
feel free to use slangs and pigen.
please don't post if u havent read the previous story {so it makes sense}
ill go first!

Once

ok heres how it goes each person is to post just one word per post to add to the big romantic story.
i.e
waterworks: one
mary: day
iice: i
yemivictor:came
micheal:home
vuitton:to
sexy:see
amaka: my
jane: wife
suki: with,

weve all read enough stories on this land so im sure we can all be very imaginative about this imagine how funny it will be!
feel free to use slangs and pigen.
please don't post if u havent read the previous story {so it makes sense}
ill go first!

shamix the very first question is the pastor hot? grt body, grt face or charming smile. fromthere we can determine if its love or lust!!

this topic funny ohh!! poster nor specify say na only who get car suppose respond?

who is drien by passion for something good and beneficial to the whole of the human race.

the whole human race?

whqta re you looking to date miss world?

please if it was at a party

no1 how did the guy get so close as to record the conversation and linda diddnt see him? when the human ear is mostly shraper than a recording device.

no 2 if they wer making all these sounds pls how did he still record that one again? they must have been getting into the heat of things which has to be "behind closed doors" def not in fron tof everyone so pls how did our darling bayo record it again?

if ure 28 which time u marry wen u don dey follow house gurl?? madam don slack reach like dat?

@ pervert 9 which kain picshurr be dat na?

chai!! una don see wer beggar dey curse hu im dey beg?

the boi talk say we nor get 1500 credit he who dey beg nko? long throat e nor beg for 250 or 500 oh A WHOLE1500 CREDIT!!!

ehen gbam!! na here everybody dey use style tske adveertise thier church!!