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RomanceRe: Dumped After Blood Covenant And Abortions by waterworks(f): 12:52pm On Jun 21, 2012
Na wa og God is your strength. Forget him and move on. My question is why the oaths. Didn't u think wat if he died suddenly even before uni. Was over. Or even you for that matter. Or fell out of love with each other? And the part about using your body till ure old. Even the bible alway says till SeTh do us part. Y will u want to tie urself to one person forever and ever like that? People never think about the future. Pray and fast for God to release you of that bind.
NYSCRe: Nysc: Where Have You Been Posted To? Lets Share! 2012 Batch A by waterworks(f): 10:06am On Mar 06, 2012
Iguess I am the only one posted to Edo state. Okada that yeye igbinedion village mscheeeeew
RomanceRe: How Can I Get Him? by waterworks(op): 10:36am On Feb 10, 2012
i never said we were in love and i never said i forgot the person. i said i forgot what he did. if 3 months is not enough then me i dnt knw wat to say. since u are the one that was there when the story happened u now answer ur own questions ahh i tire! angry
HealthRe: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by waterworks(f): 10:06am On Feb 10, 2012
Nigerians and their bloody assumptions. It really does get annoying.

I dont need to bleach im naturally light but thats besides the point.

Bleaching is as fashionable as anything else and there is no reason to get hypertention over it.

If women can wear weave and men can get tattoos then why can people bleach?

The misconception that bleaching is anything to do with looking caucasion is the main bone of contention here.

People in their racist thought trails have carried something that has been done for thousands of years into a racial sense. Nobody is trying to look white people are simply trying to look rich. Tis well knows those that stay indoors in hot countries tend to be light while those that work on the fields will be dark. The poverty factor.In the celtish times it was the same. So people used powder and creams to appear whiter. Its even still being done in countries like china.
Not everything is related to slavery. There are alot of issues we have in the black community, turning ourselves against one another for something soo trivial isnt helpful
exactly. No one is content.
black tryng to be brown
chinese tryng to be white
white trying to be brown sheesh!
HealthRe: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by waterworks(f): 10:05am On Feb 10, 2012
It does actually.
yes it does but not so drastically that we hve to bleach.
HealthRe: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by waterworks(f): 6:22am On Feb 10, 2012
@ima ima
theres a diff btw bleaching and toning. some pple use toning creams to[b] maintain their complexion and not change it.[/b]
imam ima please come and explain why anyone will need to "maintain"thier colour? does our skin colour start changing? why would u need to be toning what u already have? dont get it twisted, bleaching is bleaching those that are 2toning2 only have to bleach less because they are already sginificantly lighter. then they will say they are maintaining. maintaining my .nyash,
HealthRe: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by waterworks(f): 6:13am On Feb 10, 2012
they wanna resemble kim kardashian, or tonto dikeh.
tonto dikeh dey bleach for state
HealthRe: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by waterworks(f): 6:12am On Feb 10, 2012
@OP people bleach because they are not content with the way God made them. it is in the same category as bosom jobs, permanent make up, sex change operation etc It is not a small enhancement of ur beauty such as fixing nails, fixing hair or putting makeup, it is a significant change which requires a big commitment that u can often never go back from!!!
it is also used when it is required medically such as a skin diesease or you boobs are too heavy for you frame etc
HealthRe: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by waterworks(f): 6:08am On Feb 10, 2012
@queen smith are you serious?
you are comparing bleaching to weave on ? oya lets break it down

for one bleachin is permanent weave on is not! bleaching has a health risk weave on does not (except you want to say needles which could be same for injection or barbing your hair) need i go on? there is a big reason weavon and bleaching ar not in the same category!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: Will You Buy A Toy Gun For Your Child? by waterworks(f): 5:56am On Feb 10, 2012
yes i can i wont go out of my way to buy a lot of them but i wont say no either. i played with toy guns when i was a kid name it space guns the small india ones, and especially the water guns! it hasnt made me violent and it hasnt made me like real guns. same goes for my two brothers. you train your children not the toys. shielding ur children from all those thgns will only make them more curious about it. if they are not restricted from it they wiull play with it and eventually grow out of it but if not? it could be one of those things they have great interest in because they feel they never had it!
PoliticsRe: What Is The Worst Crime You Have Ever Committed? by waterworks(f): 5:46am On Feb 10, 2012
I been hearing a lot about armed robbers in my area. With my connections with guys in was in "the frat" with back then in skool I was able to acquire this "Desert Eagle". You know that sick gun that'll chase any niqqa down the entire block? Ok. I visited naija after a few years abroad, on my 2nd day at my parents house at around 3:40am while everyone was sleeping, I was sleepless as a result of the new climate and time change when I heard this 2 mumbling voice coming from the balcony outside my window. I quickly and slowly got up from bed, grabbed my precious newly found "love" and dodge behind my door and said my last prayer and prepared my mind for the worst, the moment i saw one of the thieves touched my window to slide it open. . . . . . I cocked my desert eagle, gave it a firm good grip, made a perfect target to his brain and screamed "You fuuckkd with the wrong niqqa!!" and then . . . . . .BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! I "double tapped" his brain on the balcony while the other sucker jumped down the balcony and escaped. The following morning I called one of my cop friend on the island who hooked me up with his dpo, i explained everything and with 200k it was buried, Naija police style. The following week after I had left naija, my sister told me it was reported in the media that the armed robber was killed in a shoot out with the police. Lol
at poster why diod u shoot his head? why did un not shoot his hand or something else?
PoliticsRe: Abu Qaqa: How Suicide Bombers Are Picked by waterworks(f): 5:37am On Feb 10, 2012
“No suicide bomber of the group volunteers. They are usually handpicked. Once you are handpicked, it is death either way; if you refused, you would be killed on the orders of the leadership
so if they are still going to die they would rather kill other innocent people too abi?
PoliticsRe: Abu Qaqa: How Suicide Bombers Are Picked by waterworks(f): 5:28am On Feb 10, 2012
Hahahaha nonsense! I thought they died happy to be welcomed in hell with 70 virgins
abi oh!!! who want to be welcomed with 70 virgins sef? 70 girls dat cant do anything and will be in sheer pain! thier reward is yeye sef! dey should be welcomed with 70 experienced aristos if such a thng even existed!
RomanceRe: How Can I Get Him? by waterworks(op): 4:49am On Feb 10, 2012
@SAFO TRUST ME IM AS CONFUSED AS YOU! Your are one hundred percent right and many people dont read before they post.

@Ucheike SAFO is right! have you found someone new? i said not really cos i diddnt want to start getting into the whole story its been so long. i have found someone else and definitely moved on!

@eemmason the story was real. i forgt wat d guy did partly because it was about 3 months later and i had moved on. Nairaland sef evry story is always "fabricated" is that the only word you people know? even when people come and bare their whole lives for much needed help evryone alwys jumps down thier throat and calls them liars. take a chill pill evrybody is human!
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 1:53am On Feb 09, 2012
@ damoche10 thank you *takes a bow*

@ kills eat your words!
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 1:50am On Feb 09, 2012
@mrs Chima hahahaahahahahaha that was mean lol
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 7:18am On Feb 08, 2012
yes oh changes! no judgement oh!
RomanceRe: Almost Raped By A Catholic Priest by waterworks(f): 7:16am On Feb 08, 2012
I advice u to come to  International Airport Chaplaincy, Abuja. Go there and find out if they have cooks. If you have nothing to say why don't u just shush? Just go there and find out the setting of everything. As at the time of my predicament, there were no cooks, no mass servants, no body except the Rev. Fr. and i just learnt he has been posted to a Parish in Kaduna and he is messing up there big time. i can't say what is not true about a man of God.
ABUJA AGAINhuh na wa oh e be like say dis abuja don spoil finish!! in fact i too believe now./ i wont puit anythng past d aristo abj babes. dey have infilterated the Chaplaincy!
RomanceRe: Almost Raped By A Catholic Priest by waterworks(f): 7:07am On Feb 08, 2012
Dont be going to peoples bedrooms again
WORD!!!!
RomanceRe: Almost Raped By A Catholic Priest by waterworks(f): 7:02am On Feb 08, 2012
I still stand on the fact that this story is fabricated.
A lady cannot be alone with a priest let alone coming to his office when it is not his office hour. Poster be careful. !
a lady can very much be alone witha priest and  no one knows if its true or not so dont start insulting her give constructive advice make yourself usefull jeez!

" poster go and see an active member of the church. preferably female married and mature. tell her the story. for example a head lay reader or head of CWO
RomanceRe: I think A Nigerian Girl Is Using Juju On My Friend To Take His Money! by waterworks(f): 6:20am On Feb 08, 2012
EHNN? ME IM CURIOUS TO hear the responses does juju really workhuhhuhhuh? i mean if u believe in the power of God uve got to believ the devil has powers too right?
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 5:56am On Feb 08, 2012
ARE THE MODERATORS SLEEPING? THIS SCAMMER IS SPAMMING ALL THE THREADS WITH THIS QATAR SCAM
SEUN, BAN THIS MUDA4CKER AND DELETE ALL HIS SCAM THREADS. WTF! Angry
@the iluminati abeg give me 5! LMAO
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 5:54am On Feb 08, 2012
The worst thing anyone has ever done to their partner is push them 2 commit suicide. I hrd ds story in UBTH where i went 2 visit a frnd: A guy was rushed into d ER cos he swallowed izal and oda chemicals. When asked why,he sed his gf broke up with him. He took d poison abt 2 days b4 nd was in pain bt ddnt tel any1 til he cldnt bear it anymore. D doctors tried 2 pump d stuff outta his system bt twas a little too l8. He died in d ERsad
how can? "carye tommy you are right when there are so many other people around? but thats not the point how can you even think of taking your life? there is always a solution to any problem and when people are crying evryday for people who have suddenly lost thier lives or died of cancer, some people are really not gratfeul. i guees it can be your state of mind at the time sha. i hope his soul makes it to heaven oh, hope God will understnd.
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 5:48am On Feb 08, 2012
sinie!! how could you? lol thats the worst on this thread. lolz
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 5:44am On Feb 08, 2012
one and only sensible post.

The Moderator is one sick, deluded, morally deficient, depraved, deliquated bomblastocated, bokoharmated, pharambalatic idiota to bring this sinful, unholy, derogatory, trashistic trash to "MY" front page  Cool

To All who have posted their idiotic escapade, oya clap for yourselves! Odes!!  Cool Cool Cool
@ 27 naira. because u r better than everyone abi? many people do bad things, whether or not they regret it is not for this post to judge. because this thread has been open does not make all the posters crazy or evil. Many people have done things they are too afraid to admit while going to other poeples threads to start judging them. meanwhile in their hearts they know they are doing worse. This post is simple: come and be honest. its interesting and an eye opener. This thread is not hidden, its not hypocritical and its not judging. so it is even more honest than many other threads. it is not [b]for [/b]or [b]against [/b]any of the things anyone has posted. its posted for one reason. let us know period.
if u don't like it keep moving no one is judging you.
RomanceRe: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by waterworks(op): 5:30am On Feb 08, 2012
Though it was an experience and made me better and more matured; it was ever going into a relationship in the university. Now it's clear only abt 3% of campus relationship ends up in marriage. long debates over trivial things, leaving issues unresolved, nags, and the usual end (if amicable is), "let's be friends". how do u think you can run a relationship with ur pocket money that you dint work for. mtcheew yeye posing. twas in school i saw a guy cry over a girl who said no to him (the guy na big boy now), Gurls who left their campus guys and now married to some correct Bros dat's more well to do, or is it that the then big boys can barely buy airtime for themselves and expect the girls to stay,
Wondered why parents usually ask girls (when they get to tell their parents abt their relationships) what is he doing? Not primarily because of the money, but anyone who's matured to handle some sort of paid employment has a better attitude/prospects towards the relationship. Now things a better and clearer. I'm working and can/do spend way above my pocket money in a semester on her comfortably and joyfully. When there's a project, she gives me no single pressure. Sometimes i beg her to collect money.

In all things, i'm grateful to God because He somehow makes beautiful things out of wrecked or wretched lives.
so which one did you do among all this?

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