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EHNN CAN U IMAGINE? 3K DAILY FOR FREE AND THEY ARE STILL COMPLAINING?
THEY ARE MAKING MORE THAN A LOT OF PEOPLE!
making more than all dose jobless graduates out there. making mch more than some who even have jobs. i can say now that i actually respect them more now! wat the hell? can u imagine meanwhile u are bring from ure pocket to give those making more than u!

@ Badriyah and her fellow followers under her comments.

b4 u start beign so quick to put people in a box i never said i was a gay basher. just simply stating u dont have to be gay to be defending them period. dont start all this ish abt "hu knows what u would do" and calm the f**k down! getting all defensive and s**T! which led me to the conclusion in the first place. i dont really care that enione is gay and hiding. hu freaking cares! so illl just carry my head and start attacking and sending people to rape them abi? the kudi when i dey try pursue i don catch am finish? na wah oh


i'm indifferent not ignorant.

lol @ iice.
of course the boys cannot be really bothered. but its quite classy if u think abt it. its like doing your nails. if thier nice and neat hu cares? but people still paint and do them up just to look that extra.
but im very surprised girls, iice and all the rest! not even one person has said they match! cmon ladies im sure we can spice things up a bit.

i dnt really mind but ill feel much better if im wearing matchign especially if its the first time with a guy.

Personally, I think the best combination is NO bra and NO panties.

@ vor
i think theres a wored for that LOOSE! and i mean that in every sense of the word!

hey all thnx for all the replies
111 boy
@ a-40 (i think)
I am a dude my wife-beater and boxer shorts do not have to match

lol!!!!!!!!! i just got the boxer shorts bit but wat item of clothing is known as the wife beater?!!

i just brought up this post cos sumtimes frm work i want to branch at my boyfriends and im like OMG! do my underwear match? if its not that bad i'll go. but if its too bad like silk and cotton with two random colours or granny panties and lace bra ill be like abeg ill wait till tommorrow!

i remeber one guy once telling me a girl wearing matching underwear is mor sexy to him than the naked girl! wta do yall think?

IM LIGHTER THAN YOU THINK

@ poster na wa oh NA FIGHT?

GUYS:
I need to know matching panties and bra how important is it to you?
i always try to match underwear for my boyfriend because i think its it sexy but some days i just cant be bothered! from you guys out there how important is it does it make an impression for example if you have a one night stand will you remember that about her? any colours u prefer?

girls do you still put an effort?

na wa o.
[size=18pt]SO THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN NAIJA NOW ABI? [/size]
THERE IS NO LIGHT OH, NO ROAD, NO WATER! ARMED ROBBERS EVERYWHERE AND WE ARE ARGUING ABT SAME SEX MARIAGES? NIGERIA!!!

[size=20pt]WHO FREAKING CARES? EVEN THE AKWA IBOM WITCHES DIDDNT GET THIS MUCH PRESS! OUR GOVT IS TOO FOOLISH![/size]

@ @ evryone hu says baddriyah is gay cant u all read between the lines?
she just has some close family members and friends hu are gay that shes trying to defend duh! if not she would have been on the other side of the fence.  where she probabaly was before!

I need answers fast.

lmao! somone don dey mara lol!

its not to good except u are a very calm sleeper and there space on your bed. if ur sleepin alone u can roll on the baby and the baby can suufocate it doesnt take much for that to happen. the duvet ur using can fall on the child in the night or your clothes too. I TWONT TAKE UP TO 2 MINUTES TO KILL D BABY. if ure sleeping alone there might be enough spacse to move the baby a bit further but if ur woith ure partner ulll be to close i think.

sistahwoman had a good point but wta if she rolled on the bayb by mistake?   i dnt want to think abt it!
people say a crib means the baby is too far frm th mom and if the crib is n the room its bad for a baby to watch or hear sex it can affect them pshchologically or later in life. even thogh thier just babies.

i say CRIB AND CONNECTING ROOMS + BABY MONITOR = happy family  END OF STORY

When I would wake in the morning they would be knocked out mouth still on breast and I would be well rested ready for my day.

lol thats so funnyand cute at the same time. KNOCKED OUT ON MOTHERS BREAST LOL!

abiku's are very principled??
LOL!!!

o boy dont kid urself. if na abiku she really be u for don die since! love or no love.

all dese yeye gurls wen the 'confess' to abikuism self thier making it hard for we normal girls!!

hello stephanie.

im sorry abt u situation buti cldnt help noticing wer u said uve JUST NOTICED all hes money going to pay back that loan? i have 2 questions.

number 1: how long did u date for? you should have known if he had a loan and how much of hes salry was going to it u cant just be noticing now?

number2: wat did he use the money for? a car? business investemnts? it is really important to know how responsible he is with money. (which i think us hould already know by now; by the way)

alll the other advice has already been given.
dont kid urself if hes not wise with money or responsible with it. its going to be a looooong marriage. but if hes just tryin to make ends meet you should stand by him an dlook for ways yourself to make some extra money.

ah ah ohaechesi? tell me ure story!

Send your governor to Lagos or Edo to be tutored on how to govern a state.

which kind edo? to go do wetin now?
have u been to edo state lately? abeg abeg dnt even get me started on igbinedion hes so called governorship has been irreparable for the past couple of yrs!

@ kzARSCIT
you just dey make mouth now oh! if u see me now na kneel down u go dey kneel follow me. (yes im that good looking)

femi wetin dey laff u?

i once had a bofriend hu said it was like a thief stealing in the middle of the night!

Nairalanders why isnt it possible for a guy to sleep or lie on the same bed with a gurl without making a move even if they arent  attracted to you?
this is my interesting story:

Once I was holidaying at my cousins with my siblings. My cousins also had their cousins (not related to me).  I was 16 my eldest cousin 15, one of her 'cool' older cousins he was 21 and I fancied the knickers of him! [i]You know girls are at 16  He was fairly good looking, into modelling, and all that.

One nite we were all in the living room I was sitting beside him and he was   caressing my stomach and holding my waist or something like that. Don’t remember clearly now,  but he was acting normal so I was like waterworks u wish! later that nite, we were all in my cousins room. there we 2 beds. I was lying face down on the bed everyone else was sitting around. trust NEPA now there was no light.  He slowly started touching my back and moving towards my side, then up towards my boobs. everyone was ther but it was too dark. It was weird cos he had never shown any signs of liking me before. Alas! NEPA brought light and everyone ran down to play video games. We wer alone. He slowly sneaked hes hands under my shirt and touched my boobs!  then he moved towards my bum, put hes hand down my skirt and into my panties. I could hear him slowly breathing, I wasnt sleeping but I froze and pretended to be cos It was just too weird! i wanted to face him so hell know i was awake i jst could not! When anyone approached he'd snatch away hes hands and wait till they left. I think one of them came in and he eventually stopped.

i eventually had to move to my bed; I faked sleep but from the corner of my eyes I saw him watching (maybe to know If I noticed) my mind was racing I was thinking WAT THE HELL? Frm there I slept. by the next morning he had gone.

he was fine and always had pretty models around him. was he Hot Or what? Wasn’t he very bold to try wat he did? This was 5 yrs ago. I have only seen him once since then. (hes not even that cute now!) Other times with guys similar stuff has happened but the tory is getn too long so girls has it happened to u b4? Tell ur story. Guys why oh why? Even at ur own risk?!
do u think he knew i was awake? i doubt it.

x
waterworks

@ lawyer but they can get the marriage annulled.

@ eko boy
because im at work and alwys sneeking to nairaland. when i start writing i dont even have time to change the letters. i always try to type really fast before enione catches me.

ill try more.

so now pastors are having beef?
wats this about? all this is sounding to me like a lot of politics since when was church all about hu is more powerfull thatn the other? na wa o!

by the way sinc ethe last tim i saw tb joshua he has put on weight!!!!!!!! disnt he used to be really skinny with long beard?

sometimes you have to marry "sensible" rather than "fine".

WORD!!!!!

CHNAGE URE WAYS BE LESS SERIOUS TAKE HER OUT FOR A NICE TIME MAKE HER LOVE U BY DOING ALL THE THIGNS U REALISED U DIDDNT GIVE HER. BE LESS SERIOUS LIKE SHE SUGGESTED SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET NOT BY MONEY OR EXPENSIVE GIFTS SHE HAS ENOFF OF THAT BY SWEET THINGS
TELL HER YOU WANT HER TO COME OVER JUST TO DISCUSS EVERTYTHING FINALLY: DO NOT DISCUSS THE PRESNT ISSUES AT ALL
instead try these tips start frm the surprise dinner and mix and match from there.

CANDLE LIT DINNER
GOING TO THE MOVIES
ORGANISING A SURPRISE PIKnic SOMEWEAR OVER LOOKING THE BEACH
BUYING HEr NICE UNDERWEAR
GOING OUT FOR THINGS LIKE KARAOKE
SURPISE DINNER + SURPRISE DRESS
SURPRISE MAKEOVER HAVE IT ALL PLANNED OUT WITH THE HAIR STYLISTS AND ALL
TRESURE HUNT IN THE HOUSE  TO FIND THE PRIZE WHICH CAN BE SOMETHING NICE LIKE A NICE PIKTURE U KNOW SHE LOVES ALTERED TO LLOK LIKE A CARTOON OR SOMETHING PLAYFULL AND SWEET
GETTING APUPPY, 
THE LIST IS ENDLESS

u have found money now find time. goodluck.

You having money means nothing. What is the point of her getting a degree if she's gonna spend her entire time being knocked up.

@ D RELOADED NOBODY SAID SHE SHOULD NOT WORK NOBODY SAID SHE SHOULD BE A HOUSEWIFE BUT BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO WORK THAT MEANS SHE HAS TO HAVE ONLY ONE CHILD ABI? IF THATS THE PATTERN EVERYONE FOLLOWED HOW MANY OF US HER WILL HAVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS?
4 HER TO HAVE MOVED OUT SHE MUST NOT WANT TO HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN!! WHY DOES SHE FEEL SO STRONGLY ABT IT SHE HAD TO LEAVE HER MATRIMONIAL HOME? SHE MUST BE MAD!

@ POSTER THIS IS YOUR ANSWER.

NUMBER ON
GOAND BUY THREAD MILL.

NUMBE R2:
EXPLAIN TO HER THAT IT IS EASIER TO LOOSE BABY WEIGHT WHEN YOUR YOUNGER!!
U SEE WOMEN DONT KNOW ITS EASIER TO LOOSE IT WHEN YOUR STILL YOUNG AND YOUR BODY IS FLEXIBLE YOU CAN EXERCISE, YOUR BODY IS STRONGER TOO. BUT THE OLDER YOU GET THE HARDERIT IS TO SHED THAT WEIGHT. WERE IS THE MOTIVATION YOUR A MIDDLE GED WOMAN LOOKING FOR HOW TO PAY SCHHOL FEES CHANCES ARE SHE WILL LOOSE HER FIGURE WHEN SHE IS OLDER. MOST TIME YOUR PRIORITIES CHANGE AND ULL BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH THAT EXTRA FLAB! THE YOUNGER THE BETTER IF POSSIBLE HAVE THEM ALL WITHING TWO OR TRHREE YEARS GET IT OVER WITH AND BE A YUMMY MUMMY!!!!

She didn't even wait for her dead husband to enter heaven well well before replacing him. Women no go kill us for this life.

@ this poster- u are a real idiot. so four yrs is not enough for someone ton enter heaven abi?

u don dey off. wat the hell do you mean four whole years? she aint getting any younger oh and if theres someone else willing to love her why not.

marriage is till death do us part so wat the hell?
i am so happy for her ive alwys been looking at her in a pitifull way now at least she can be happy again. its sad to loose someone. of course he can neve be replced but we have to learn to embrace change

heres wishing long life to the bride and groom.

dont act as if u pity him, dont look at him with pity in ur eyes. just be there for him cook for him as much as you can take out one day but plenty food and just cook all hes favourite dishes.
be loving and caring even if hes irritable be understanding.
send texts, call offer to pray with him when hes feeling very very down.
ask abt hes mom sumtimes but not too mich it will be as if ure forcing yourself to do it.
at times like this people forget religion they are angry with God help him to understand that God is all hes got.

GUY SHARP SHARP I BEG AND PASS THE COUVOSIER

lol!