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If any woman I know tries this shit, I will be forced to call the cops on her and accuse her for being stupid. Then I will mandate the police to detain her for months without trial until her sense returns.

It depends on the style of trousers.

googlepikins:
what is really happening to Nairaland

Nothing. If the topic doesn't sit well with you, then just ignore. You guys like to complain but will never create your own insightful topics.

RadianceRR:
Replies to this thread may bring goodluck to at least an individual.

Why do you want to know so bad?

RadianceRR:
Where has your first credit alert came from? A family member, friend, business partner, clients, or .....

From Jesus.

She is over doing things.

It could also be deeper than it appears; like she has some sort of complex and can't stand people with certain personalities.

CrossRhodes:
How do I cure my madness and stupidity in 2024?

You can't dear, it's everlasting.

hartopher76:
Some conditions girls dey give dey baffle me' your are single girl of 40 yrs, you need a single guy between the ages of 40 to 45 must be rich, handsome, God fearing, so a guy with all these qualities will be ready to gamble with a woman that has entered menopouse? abeg make ladies dey fear God for once.

Is menopause a disease or a curse? Would you say the same if a lady said she wanted a short and broke man? So, because your momma has attained menopause, she shouldn't have preference any more. Try change your mentality in 2024. It is so 1800.

Nazgul:
No wife material anywhere. Na olosho full market. My mama don nag me taya say make I marry.

Hopefully by 2024, God would favour me and I'll settle down.

Judging by your comments, I used to think you were married. I will ask my cousin to apply.

CrossRhodes:
We are suffering from stupidity pro max in my family

No wonder.

All you women saying you will obey your husband are not wise. If your father is Dangote and your husband is Jeromestarks, will you obey your father or husband?

As far as your dad was responsible and trained you, then you owe him complete loyalty over your husband. How can you choose someone you have known all your life over a mere stranger that will still betray you. Dey play.

Cashier work that Iya Basira has been doing for years without a primary school certificate is what you need a B.SC, HND or OND to apply for. Dey play.

CrossRhodes:
Stupidity runs in my family though, no wonder

Take heart because stupidity has no cure.

ugotaya:
Hi Nairalander,
I need a person that can ran errand every now and then in Abuja.
Must reside in Abuja and know your way in and out of the city especially goverment organisations.
If choosen you will use your own money to excute the project and then get paid immediately you submit your task.
I need a reliable person and a go getter.
Good for someone that want to make small extras.

Please check my profile and send me an email. Serious person only.
Thanks

I am a hermaphrodite and my organs will confuse ritualists. Should I still apply?

CrossRhodes:
No need for the nonsense you wrote after your first statement.

Then you should have just ignored because only stupid people respond to silly comments.

There is nothing wrong with the outfit.

Funke has always been industrious. Some partners are a blessing while the same cannot be said about others. Mercy Johnson is married and it's been a good ride for her so far.

Una don start.

Her body is natural and it's worth appreciating.

Na wao! I wish him speedy recovery. I know some insensitive people will criticize him for supporting Tinubu, and think he deserves his present condition. If you think so, then have it in mind that sickness ain't no respecter of anyone.

Antihypocrite:
Ur mother is a fool. She should have aborted u. Your father is useless. He should not have fathered a goat like you. Your entire village are idiots.

You are depressed but foul mouthed.

The deceased guy was cute. It's normal for a moslem woman to practice polyandry. They had s sort of agreement because the official husband was benefitting from the deceased largesse. I wonder why people are surprised.

edunaragold:
, every ups had it's down,I too had a beautiful wife but something happens that I wish I married an ugly girl.life no balance soon the guy will understand,in one way or another life no balance at all,

Are you gay?

Chioma1989:
So sad! See how you described the innocent girl. She may not even be the way you described her but you chose those descriptions to fit your narrative. A mother cannot be that insensitive to arrange that kind of a girl for her son. Those "tushed" and classic girls you are yearning for may not even find you attractive or you may not fit into their lifestyle. Please, come close to your wife and cherish her. Raise her to your so called standards. She may even outshine you later in life. Value and cherish her and tell her she means so much to you and watch how she will double her love and do everything to impress you. I feel for her, seriously. It is always depressing being in love with someone that doesn't love you or just tolerating you. I guess she must be from a poor background and marrying you is her first time of being to the city. This kind of girl will later turn out to be your backbone.

You are very sensible.

OlawaleBammie:
Why are some people so dull...??

Someone slept with her wife just 5 times in a whole year and u said he love her pvssy??

Brother, I like ur sense but I don't pray for one like that sir

5 times a year is too much for a woman that stinks.

Stories like these have played out before. I think the problem here is that you are superficial and physical beauty is very important to you. I hope you will find happiness if you marry your beauty queen.

You just confirmed that Emeka actually abused her in their marriage. The part where you claimed he knelt down to beg her proves he was an abuser. If he was innocent, then why was he begging her?

On a different note, I think I read somewhere that the woman is biracial. Who can clarify this?

MatrixReloaded:
Women always spit unwisely. Even the wisest woman seeks counsel from a wise man.

Men are wise but are always thinking of using their women for money rituals, thinking of raping a woman or thinking of who to defraud. A wise man knows the right thing to do at all times, and if being criminally minded is the same thing as being wise, then it's a pity.

If he didn't greet you, what stopped you from greeting him?

iuni:
I hope Imade doesn't follow her mother's footsteps to become a baby mama too. This baby mama thing is now getting too common out there.

Imagine if all the women decide to close their legs before marriage, will the men survive it?