₦airaland Forum

sonnie10:
This is so weird and wrong. Family is supposed to grieve as one. She (or whoever is behind the handle) should be grieving too for the loss of a brother.
She is not in a place to console their father, being that she should be mourning too. Who will console her?
It is pretentious to act like you care when there is actually no genuine sympathy.

Imagine someone losing a brother, and then goes to tell his/her father sorry. That is acting like an outsider.

Yes, “peace, love and joy” now that there is no longer any contender.

What are u saying? It makes no sense.

E don dey old. How old is Chioma?

He is extremely close to his mom and that his cool. Unfortunately, their closeness will likely mar his love life; especially if the lady is African or black.

This dude is very good looking.

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Thanks and good luck.

You just dey speak English.

Why not keep practicing and earning more? Why so desperate to share it?

Eriokanmi:
For what exactly? Ortom is worshipped in benue like an idol. He left the apc to contest under the pdp and still won. Where else has that happened in Nigeria to an incumbent? Whatever he says in benue is final. They won't argue

Worshipped by who? Your family members, I suppose.

happney65:
If you are not following 50 on IG you are missing a lot. Dude is a complete wayre guy. Very funny with lots of jokes and abuses being thrown at his enemies.

Missing? Because he is paying my bills right? If you are occupied, you won't be following people on SM up and down.

souldeep:
And what makes you think whatever the white man adopt as a way of life is best for everybody around the globe?

I just had to like this comment.

The name was coined, not misspelled.

jeromestarks:
Bad luck for Facebook employees.

When you marry a woman who has opened her legs for another man before you, you will definitely experience bad luck in your marriage.

Only a marriage with a virgin woman brings good fortune and peace of mind.


Virgins are hard to find because NOTHING GOOD COMES EASY.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only she deserves your love and devotion.

Na so madness dey take start.

I'm not surprised. Ibo guys don't date before marriage. An Ibo guy can meet a lady today and propose marriage the next day.

PDP us divided! APC is doomed! LP all the way.......

Candidlady:


Iknow ireally should feel bad/sad


But since it is a boy child
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You funny die! Just continue to pepper all the Nairaland's chauvinist and wannabe alpha males.

Some of them are on the verge of commiting suicide over your comments.

Davialan:
Asiere werey
She no go get opportunity to see the world too abi??
Because na me only me dey go there!!
Nigerians are too gullible mehn!!
Damn*

Americana, you just shot yourself in the foot by saying 'Nigerians are too gullible'. In other words, your offer is fake and you are just looking for a victim so you can use for rituals.

Oloriburuku........the lady is rendering a favor and shouldn't contribute a dime.

Eriokanmi:
People are always scared to rescue accident victims. Some are also naturally wicked. I don't know why. Sometime ago, I saw an LT bus on a Sunday at the scene of a major accident. Nobody was close to the bus. I saw 2 men inside. One was unconscious while the other was badly injured on his forehead. The windscreen had cut his forehead deep so it affected his brain. He was just talking nonsense. Instead of people to come to their rescue, they were just taking selfies and recording. I saw something shocking. Fire had gutted part of the bonnet, it was already raging, getting to the driver's side and the driver was already unconscious. I quickly forced the door open and called people around to help out. I first pulled out the man with a deep cut, some people went to look for water, pouring it on him.

One guy pulled off the battery cable located behind the driver seat cos while the fire was burning the engine side, the LT Bus' engine was still running. As soon as the cable was removed, the engine stopped. To now evacuate the driver became another problem. We had to put out the fire first. He was half dead but his body was still warm.with a little pulse on him. We had to break a portion of the steering side cos the whole dashboard had collapsed on his 2 legs. We pulled him out, carried him across the other side of the road to a hospital called Longing Medical Centre at Ijaye Ojokoro area. I went to see one of my staff staying around there that year. I needed him to help out with something urgent.

Long story cut short, the guy with a deep cut regained his senses while the unconscious guy sneazed when we got to the hospital after taking some drips. He opened his eyes. The injured guy now narrated what happened. That whey were returning from a naming ceremony of one of their friends baby and suddenly ran into a parked trailer and that's all he could remember. I asked him to give me the number of their relations to call. As soon as I was able to establish the contact with them and the hospital, I now took my leave. I called them later to know how they were faring. They were OK and in good spirit. God used me as their angel that evening. They'd have got burnt completely inside that LT Bus cos nobody was willing to come to their rescue.

Omoh! You tried. Now I understand why some accident victims usually burn to death. Help never came their way.

FaceTanke:
Sniper be like 1000# nowadays

I bought it about 1500# the last time. It could be higher now.

jeromestarks:
I blame the girl for visiting a guy she's not ready to sleep with.
They gave you drink, you drink but you don't want to have sex.
The guy must have bought gifts for her and the stupid girl must have collected it. Now, he want sex, you want to claim saint. Nonsense!

She wasn't raped. The fvcking didn't turn out in her favor hence, the police case.

She has lost her glory at the age of 17. Shame!

This is why I will never marry a Yoruba girl (they're sweet in the middle though).

Who do you this thing? You're so pathetic!

He just wants to spite Naomi.

Aside Khloe who goes for the most handsome men, I don't find the partners of the other sisters physically attractive.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Gideon Okeke is gay, rather, bisexual. I'm sure that the lady could not keep coping with his shenanigans.

Na wao! Coming from you, I am compelled to believe this.

colored:
Oh I didn't know that. I just thought it a win-win situation for me and whoever is interested. I have had this job for quite some time now and put many of my family and friends in it. This is the first time I am going public about it because I think it might be of help to someone.

Ok! I didn't mean to be mischievous. Someone might be interested. Good luck!

colored:
Hi there,

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Can you engage in small talks with clients?
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PS: you should meet the requirements before DMing me. There's no "what God cannot do, doesn't exist" or "God of unmerited favor" involved in getting this job. If you don't meet the requirements especially the first 4, then this job isn't for you and you either won't make it past the interview or you won't last on the job. But if you are confident that you possess those four qualities I mentioned, then be assured that you have already gotten the job.

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Wawu! Here we advertise for free jobs.

jinka:
I have 2000 pi readily available

Dlwe will look for escrow to help us out

He will never accept to do escrow because his intention is to scam.

Klchnjoku:
Anyone who I have scammed should come forward.. it's so easy

Unfortunately, no one has been stupid enough to fall for your cheap scams.

DontBullshitMe:
The Inferiority complex of Nigerian women is staggering.

Using a blonde hair for a birthday photoshoot.

You are a black woman. You will never become white no matter how much you try.

Wawu! It's called costume. The same way some whites also braid their hair.

Klchnjoku:
Idiot.. I've done many transactions with people here..
And anyone that can claim I scammed them should come forward.

If you Iike do face to face transactions... A scammer doesn't care he/she would still go ahead to scam you. Think!

Story! You have done many transactions with some invisible people, I suppose.

I repeat, you are looking for who to scam.

Klchnjoku:
380/one depending on how many pi you have

Looking for who to scam. That's why you are scared of face to face transaction. Then you want to lure greedy people with your high rates.