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Romance › Re: Please How Much Do I Need To Register My Company With Cac(pics) by WeirdAlien: 9:43pm On Jan 17, 2025
emperor4love:
so going fr limited liability, you will as well register for business name as well
No they're two different things!
Choose your path. Business Name is ideal for small hustles. Personal business, small partnerships.
Limited Liability is if you want to go corporate - you'll be talking of directors, shareholders, board resolutions, Annual General Meetings, etc.
Romance › Re: Please How Much Do I Need To Register My Company With Cac(pics) by WeirdAlien: 7:42pm On Jan 16, 2025
fatosky1:
Is it a Business Name Registration to operate as enterprise, Venture or otherwise a sole proprietorship. Registration for these should be around 25k max.

If want to register for a limited liability company. It will cost you more. Say 80-100k depending on the person involved.
You can do it yourself online if you're familiar with corporate terms. Google your way through and you'd do it.
Romance › Re: Please How Much Do I Need To Register My Company With Cac(pics) by WeirdAlien: 7:39pm On Jan 16, 2025
emperor4love:
Wat about trademark nd others
Nigerian Copyrights Commission. Check their website - should be around 18k or so.

Their web portal is not as robust as that of CAC, you might want to consider following up at their state office.
Romance › Re: Please How Much Do I Need To Register My Company With Cac(pics) by WeirdAlien: 7:36pm On Jan 16, 2025
Limited Liability Company - less than 30k budget for one million share capital.
Business Name - less than 15k.
100% online.

But if you use an agent, you'd spend double of the amount as professional fees.
Crime › Re: Update On Inmates Locked In Kirikiri Over Stolen Generator Since 1999!!! by WeirdAlien: 7:26pm On Jan 16, 2025
Reason why it's difficult to remove police corruption.
People would rather attempt to plead/bribe their way out rather than seek court justice that may never come!

You'll see people spend a lot more time in jail awaiting trial, than the jail term for the offence committed.
Our justice system needs serious overhaul - it's terribly outdated.
Education › Re: Your Child Can Become A Chartered Accountant With Just An O'level (WAEC, NECO, G by WeirdAlien: 7:23pm On Jan 16, 2025
Yes. But it's a long journey!
And after that there'd be serious stigmatisation if that person did not back it up with a commerce related degree.
Besides, the profession is saturated.
Politics › Re: Africa Has What It Takes To Develop Itself — Tinubu by WeirdAlien: 9:23am On Jan 14, 2025
Lead by example first.

You Sabi that one yet you go dey beg for money at UNGA.
You dey fly upandan to beg for Foreign investments.
Politics › Re: Bauchi Govt Budgets ₦‎400 Million To Procure 6 Computers by WeirdAlien: 7:44pm On Jan 09, 2025
Macnnoli4:
Walahi! If it is not this kind of computer the governor is intending to buy for the state, he should be charged with embezzlement by the EFCC when he leaves office.
You don give am idea now.
Soon you will hear it's supercomputers they want to buy.
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Apologises Over Aguta Killings by WeirdAlien: 7:26pm On Jan 09, 2025
Your apology means you're complicit to the murders
Normally police should demand that you produce the murderers
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job In Saudi Arabia But Am Scared To Make The Move by WeirdAlien: 4:47pm On Dec 31, 2024
Make the move!
Family › Re: Woman Complains Of Too Much 'Knacking' By Her Husband Since She Married (Video) by WeirdAlien: 11:11am On Dec 30, 2024
She's just exposing her husband to other girls that need correct knocking. They will flood his DM because of this post.
Politics › Re: Army Destroys 20 Illegal Refineries And Seizes 90,000 Litres Of Stolen Oil by WeirdAlien: 10:55am On Dec 30, 2024
Just license and regulate those guys.

Constantly monitor their quality control.
You would have reduced unemployment, sabotage and crime in the Niger Delta. Their local economy will grow.
It will always be a net gain for the economy and the Naira. But since we don't have sense...
Politics › Re: Nigeria-Niger Face-Off: Fortify Borders Against External Threats - Ex-Envoy by WeirdAlien: 10:50am On Dec 30, 2024
Do we even have active border with Niger?

Typically some villages extend over these borders.
Education › Re: Is Nigeria Certificate Useful Outside The Country? by WeirdAlien: 12:14pm On Dec 27, 2024
BIG YES
Car Talk › Re: My Benz Fan Runs Always And Stops About 3 Mins After I Off Engine by WeirdAlien: 5:14pm On Dec 26, 2024
First you should keep an eye on your temperature guage when you drive it around, and just before you stop the engine. This will tell you if your cooling system is adequate.
Besides, apart from running your battery a bit, it does no harm for your radiator fan to work more than needed. Working less is the real trouble.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court, 14 MDA's Woefully Fail Ethics, Integrity Test – ICPC Report by WeirdAlien: 10:02pm On Dec 20, 2024
Huh.
Just sad.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Asks Bride To Remove Makeup Before Wedding by WeirdAlien: 8:45pm On Dec 18, 2024
Na you carry yourself go do church wedding.
Any rules they give you you must follow.
Crime › Re: 614,937 Nigerians Killed, 2.2m Abducted In 1 Year – NBS by WeirdAlien: 8:37pm On Dec 18, 2024
Over 600k deaths.
10 times the total number of people killed in Ukraine since the war started!
Family › Re: Pastor's Wife Teaches Women How To Check Their Daughters' Virginity by WeirdAlien: 10:55am On Dec 18, 2024
So when you check and discover she's not a virgin, what do you do? Throw her away??


Nonsense!
Nairaland General › Re: What Can You Talk About Without Preparation For 30 Minutes? by WeirdAlien: 7:56pm On Dec 14, 2024
Any topic!

...Except football.
Health › Re: Now I Know Why People Collapse And Suffer Strokes by WeirdAlien: 11:47pm On Dec 12, 2024
IBS sometimes can cause what you described. That's Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Abnormal contractions of the smooth intestinal muscles can stimulate your central nervous system, making you to feel like fainting.
Though the cause of IBS itself is not clear, it is often aggravated by stress, certain foods you're sensitive to, poor blood sugar regulation, etc.
Politics › Re: Why Is Nobody Talking About This In Africa (Alien Invasion) by WeirdAlien: 11:29pm On Dec 12, 2024
Zimbabwe:
September 16 1994.

62 school children, interviewed separately gave the same accounts of a UFO landing in a nearby field, and humanoid creatures.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Secures €1 Billion German Investment For Minerals, Renewable Energy by WeirdAlien: 11:08pm On Dec 12, 2024
Topman7:
One thing about Tinubu is that he is not lazy.

The man is working very hard.

More grease to your elbows sir.

1 Billion Euros is not a small money.
How many years/decades of mineral exploration (or exploitation) in exchange for a meagre one Billion Euroshuh
That is the question you should be asking.

Just recently we learned Buhari sold our future crude oil production.
Politics › Re: Court Stops Sale Of Farotimi’s Book, Orders Police, DSS To Seize Copies by WeirdAlien: 10:55pm On Dec 12, 2024
PHIPEX:
Sounds like Abacha era.

How do you stop a book that has gone global? This is not 1995.

Does Nigeria Court have jurisdiction over Amazon sales and transactions?
Only applicable in Nigeria. And any purchases from inside the country.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye's Absence At This Year Shiloh Is Deeply Felt By Me. by WeirdAlien: 11:16pm On Dec 11, 2024
MadamVanessa:
I deeply felt the absence of Pastor Abioye at this year's Shiloh. I thought despite being retired , he would still be present, but it was so shocking that he was not there.

Watching the event on TV yesterday, I couldn't help but feel a strong sense of longing. I've grown to admire and appreciate Pastor Abioye greatly, and his absence was deeply felt by me yesterday. I am not a Winners, but honestly I love BISHOP ABIOYE so much .
How much do you have the same sense of longing for the Holy Spirit's personal fellowship??
Politics › Re: Afe Babalola Obtains Court Order To Block Sale Of Farotimi’s Book On Amazon by WeirdAlien: 9:11pm On Dec 11, 2024
Many people will buy this book just for this reason.
In fact the legal action has made the book even more popular!
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Korea Police Raid Presidential Office Over Martial Law Attempt by WeirdAlien: 9:05pm On Dec 11, 2024
That is a country
Politics › Re: German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier Has Arrived Nigeria by WeirdAlien: 9:01pm On Dec 11, 2024
Topman7:
We keep telling you guys that Tinubu is a serious President.

World leaders know ALL the measures he has taken, and they KNOW it will take Nigeria to the next level.

So they ALL want to be in the mix when the economy starts to fly.

That is why they are all trooping to Abuja now.

The President of Germany does not wake up and enter an aeroplane to fly to countries ruled by unserious people.

Also, Nigeria is projected to become the 3rd most populous country on Earth after India and China by 2050, making her the world's 3rd largest consumer market.

So every country and company worth its salt today, is looking to invest in Nigeria going forward.

This country is a magnet for global investment, and it will only get more intense in the years ahead.
Myopic point of view. No depth of reason.
When the eagle suddenly starts visiting the hen...
These guys want something - oil, gas, minerals, your future - anything they can get cheaply.
The look a hunter gives a bush fowl is about how big it will be inside his dinner plate...
You should be concerned that your future might be sold cheaply!
Vultures circle around animals that are about to die...
With your economy in recession, they're coming around to feast on your desperation.
Potential Economic colonization.

Read the book "The Scramble for Africa" by Thomas Pakenham.
Politics › Re: Army Reopens Imo Market Weeks After Killing Of Soldiers By Suspected IPOB by WeirdAlien: 1:19pm On Dec 07, 2024
Wait.
Does the army have authority to seal a market?
Is martial law in place??

This could have been done by the police after a court order.
Crime › Re: Police Link Missing Girls Cases, Ritual Killings To Hookups by WeirdAlien: 10:41pm On Dec 04, 2024
Them just dey wake up.
Thought everyone knew this already.
Car Talk › Re: Can 10 Million Naira Buy This Car? by WeirdAlien: 7:51pm On Dec 01, 2024
tobby20:
With 10m
E go still wash plate for Italy
You think he will carry sponge and mama lemon to wash plates??
His job will just be to put them in a dishwasher and retrieve them when done.

Russia is a better bet with that money though.
Car Talk › Re: Can 10 Million Naira Buy This Car? by WeirdAlien: 7:48pm On Dec 01, 2024
Before APC descended on Naija, you would buy 4 of this.

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