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When will all these our comedians crack a joke with aunty Kemi olounloyo? For one year that comedian go dey regret why he mention her name.

God forbid!

I need a bank Job too. Even if it is in the northern part of the country. Pls help a brother. Thanks

chimah3:
And somebody lied that education is the key to success

What are we saying and what are u saying? My friend, will u keep shut!

Drugs is killing your brother. Top on the list of drugs is Tramadol...I am sure, that guy pops 1500mg everyday.

benkazy1014:
I was initial asked to go to Kogi state to wrt the test and I didn't select Kogi. I later sent a mail to dem, they know asked me to go to any union bank branch close to me to wrt.
I went, told dem I rescheduled the test and was asked to go to any branch. I showed dem the invite SMS dy sent me.
the guy there just assigned a system to me and explained how to go about it.
just try visiting any branch near u to confirm if u can still wrt.
it was only me on that dy

Thanks bro..Hope if I go tomorrow, it could still work out?

Jiang:
You know, you are also free to redeploy as well woh, nobody is forcing you to serve for north

To redeploy out of the north is difficult..But those redeploying out of north is very easy... But why is it so? That is to tell you that the southerners are the one truly doing NYSC. I served in the core both but I am from the south. I never tried to redeploy even though where I was given wasn't favourable but I ThankGod for everything.

Pls who has L&B number or email address..You can help my posting it here or by sending it to my email address . Thanks.Not just L&B but any outsourcing firm in charge of this union bank stuff..Thanks once.
Cc benkazy1014
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benkazy1014:
I did the test at their Kaduna main branch. dem come post me go kastina. I just tire, I no knw anybody for that kastina

How many of u wrote the test in KD? I received an invite from L & B too but the location was Niger state. I couldn't make it cuz the text entered around 6pm and I am to go for the text the following day around 8am. There was no way I could make it to Niger state that day cuz I am based in . Never knew some peeps wrote in Kaduna. Can I get the email u sent urs too..Cuz I don't know the reason why they said I should write my own test in Niger state. Cuz I never chose Niger state.

oshe11:
Thats jst the painful truth!


For my ppa we gt abt 40 ABU students out of 50...


Bro even our Boss communicates most times wen we go site with Hausa.....
Jst imagine the rubbish

Bro that is the status quo ooo..May God help us..They don cheat we Southerners finish for this country..

Welcomme:
No doubt about this...Hausas don't go to south to serve. In fact 95% of northerners served/serve in the north. My class is a case study. 99% of my classmates that are northerners served in the north. The few that were posted to south all redeployed back to north after camping...I finished from A.B.U Zaria.

Oshe11, I never knew some one has noticed that too. I thought it was only me..Only 2 of my northern coursemates that we finished together served in the south (south east, west and south south inclusive). The rest were posted or redeployed back to the north... Bro, the truth is, the southerners are the one truly doing NYSC.

NwaAmaikpe:


NYSC should be scrapped.
70% of the Hausas are left to serve in their place.
While the Igbos are sent to the North to be slaughtered.

NYSC should be scrapped.
It doesn't foster unity,
It doesn't create skills,
The corpers aren't paid promptly and regularly
It is not working!!!

NYSC should be scrapped
It's just a waste of one year!

We don't want unity...we want sovereignty.
If only Southerners could boycott the NYSC.

No doubt about this...Hausas don't go to south to serve. In fact 95% of northerners served/serve in the north. My class is a case study. 99% of my classmates that are northerners served in the north. The few that were posted to south all redeployed back to north after camping...I finished from A.B.U Zaria.

IpobExposed:
Is finished

Also watch how thousands of Arewa youths came to Kanu house to mob him



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trz0A9xbnlI

I don laugh kill myself after watching the liars video...IpobExposed, I never knew u are an Igbo guy oo...I just recognized u are Igbo after hearing your voice from the video. . ThankGod we still have Igbo's that are not after this Biafra nonsense.

peacettw:
To help explain further, our people wrongly believe that its only ss that is Sickle cell disease. In truth, there are many 'combinations' like SC, SB-thal, SD punjab etc. (notice they all have one thing in common, at least one S in the combination)

Now let's put our heads together, how do you think people get these other types? ....
Ans: exactly the same way you get the ss.

So, if you are AS and get married to AC, AB-thal, or Ad punjab, u stand a risk of getting a child with Sickle cell disease. It's that simple.

Another question... How many of our labs here in Nigeria do you think can correctly detect AC, AB-thal, or Ad punjab?
Ans: Basically a few. I saw my first SC in a px 2 years ago in a 17 year old who was told her whole life that she was AS.
Most labs can't pick up the C, b thal or d punjab, once they see an A with no S, they automatically assume it to be AA but in truth might actually be AC, AB-thal, or Ad punjab.

In essence, it is possible for 'AA' (wc we know might actually be AC, AB-thal, or Ad punjab) to get married to AS and give birth to SC, SB-thal, SD punjab.. (wc again our labs will incorrectly call SS since they lack the proper equip to detect the C, b thal or d punjab.


I hope I have sufficiently cleared the air. Now, please go and spread the word and stop castigating that poor innocent woman.

Who is castigating who? I am AA and my Bae is AS... I still don't believe this shiit

Kolababe:
That girl is very stupid. So because u are a little chubby and u have a poor image of urself means that u should be claiming Seyi's baby is obesed. Everybody writing all this about the little child should consider themselves a waste of sperm. Imagine that kid growing up in her teens and reading all these rubbish predictions on the internet about her future. Many Nigerian ls have now lost their sense of responsibility that even a baby is now the focus of their cyber bullying. That the baby is chubby now doesn't mean she will grow up obesed. I had a little cousin who was extremely fat as a baby. We usually disposed her cerelac tins with a big sac every now and then because she liked food a lot. But by the time she was around 10 years old, her mum became worried as the girl became very skinny. I could recall how the mum often deworm her regularly thinking it was worms that didn't allow to get fat. She often gave her multivitamins all to no avail. This Kemi should not have been released from prison because she is obviously a menace to society

Bro, most of these people are stupid. Brah, u need to see my kidi bro when he was months and a year old. That boy was fat ehn! We gave him different names like OYOYo, kpakutu, fatibombom e.t.c No one likes to carry him then cuz of his weight . This boy today is just 14 years old and taller than me. He is nicknamed ' 'slimtall' in school. Very tall and slim now.

If u finish the masters, what is the assurance that u will even get a 30K NPower Job with ur B.sc and Masters. Do u think Nigeria is like western countries that u can do as u like. Don't u know u were lucky by getting that Job? Well, if ur connect is as strong as a 8G wireless, u can resign and free space for another person who is unemployed or underemployed.

As I dey like this, even 20k job I no see...U wan come resign for 150k job..The same way greed killed u for doing ponzi that is the same way hunger and foolishness will kill u for being stupid and not wanting to face reality. Sense fall on you.

Is it only me that don't understand what the jargons this op wrote? U just wan show urself.

bolubej, I volunteered with Nigerian Army Band for one year during my service. I was given a recommendation letter stamped by the commandant himself. Can that one work? I will love to have ur digit..cuz I am still confused concerning the application. You can send it here sir Adewalep4@gmail.com. Thanks bro.

I love my black girl....

Guys is IQ option a good platform to trade?

APCsupporter:
liars go to hell

Keep shut..Some were caught in Zaria here some months back. GAY marriage don dey happen for North no b today..

kunlery1000:
when I first saw the picture I thought ONI sat down to greet SARAKI ni.

Don't mind those Idiot..The Ooni was sitting down.

NpOwer..But no longer easy cuz first class graduates are struggling to get it.

phemmyred:
My real surname is Elijah, bt typographical error occurred when i was registering, it appears 2 b Elisha, though have written my test, I hope it won't have any effect in the nearest future o, thanks.

Even with this mismatch, u were able to access the test portal? How were u able to do it? is Elisha the name on ur BVN or Elijah? Which of the scheme did u apply for?

philkoms:
pls national diploma is equivalent to OND OR HND?

PhD...See question ooo

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FYI, I don't believe in miracles b4 or TB Joshua. What changed my mind was when my neigbour that has been on wheelchair travelled from Kaduna to Lagos to see TB Joshua and she got healed and this same woman is walking well now without any support. Mind you, this is a woman I have known for years to be on wheelchair.So bro, stop saying what u don't know.

Cc Hopefullandlord
Cc paybak

hopefulLandlord:
Ayefele performs in churches a lot, "miracle churches" too

Akunyili was not only seen in kumuyi's church but also supported the ministry financially a lot

they don't need to "book a flight" to UK oh ye of little faith, read your Holy BuyBull, the centurion said "Say the word and my servant shall be healed"

What of that Nani's cousin that plays for Man United that got healed in TB Joshua's church. He made his debut this season. He came a year back concerning the recurring injury and problem he has with his leg and the boy was healed and was told he will make his first debut for man u this past season. He is the youngest player that has ever featured for man u. I think his name is Angel...U can check Google and also watch the videos on you tube .

Cc paybak

masonkz:
See title . Thank you oo

How have u been?

masonkz:
LOVELY COUPLE


This would be me and my bf someday

Masonkz Baba.... I dey twale for u oo...
Chairman, Nairaland Gay association, Lagos chapter...