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Tpave:
Taller than you at 6ft? Hmm!!!

lolzzz

I am 6ft while my girl is still taller than me. I love tall girls, dont jusy know why. Lucky me, they do come my way.

SMH. Go to that school now and see the way it has turned to.

cathodekazim:
Nairaland shd create a gay forum
We gays are ready to mingle
I hate girls
They are pathetic being

Does Islam permit Homosexuality

Jackeeh:
End time daughter! She must be a member of one of those prayer houses where parents are labeled witches and wizards,who shouldn't be assisted in old age. Lol. On a serious note, all that is required here is dialogue with the lady. Instead of sending others to talk to her,have your mum talk to her personally. Have your other siblings talk to her. Talk to her too.

My thought too.

MIM77:
I will correct you because I know everything about she and her family. I am also from the north and from the same town with them.

I thought Dan baba suntai is a christian.

gohzieh:
Aww very romantic story. I think I have seen a pickup line I'd use for my next bride. But come to think of it, are they Christians?. Why say 'I love you because of God'. Well it worked for her and it should work for all. ;DAww very romantic story. I think I have seen a pickup line I'd use for my next bride. But come to think of it, are they Christians?. Why say 'I love you because of God'. Well it worked for her and it should work for all.

Her dad is a christian. But I dont know her own religion but I guess, she is a christian to.

gohzieh:
Aww very romantic story. I think I have seen a pickup line I'd use for my next bride. But come to think of it, are they Christians?. Why say 'I love you because of God'. Well it worked for her and it should work for all. ;DAww very romantic story. I think I have seen a pickup line I'd use for my next bride. But come to think of it, are they Christians?. Why say 'I love you because of God'. Well it worked for her and it should work for all.

Her dad is a christian. But I dont know her own religion but I guess, she is a christian too.

gozmok1:
My people please can someone tell me what
is happening to our apostles of good
governance during the last administration?
why is everybody quiet about the fuel
scarcity that has lingered for almost one
month now. Our APC fans whom are you
blaming now GEJ or Dieziani? what of our
bring back crusaders?plz why have they
gone cold or are the girls back? A bag of rice
is now 11,500 I guess it will get to about
14k before Xmas. Last year we bought a full
bag for between 7,500 to 8000 at
Christmas.
You guys are in charge now for 6 months
yet all we get are excuses and blame game.
what am I even hearing about TSA?
corruption among the saints? You no longer
criticise our soldiers. You have stopped
calling them names.Our president has
approved the release of 413bn to pay for
subsidy. I thought they said subsidy amount
was over bloated during the time of GEJ.
Why are my people not talking again? How
much job has been created since May 2015?
How many unemployed Nigerians have
started receiving the 5000 stipend? Why are
we not asking questions? Has promise of
Change become Change of promise? We are
just watching.

nice one

cathodekazim:
In the Qoran, it is forbidden for a woman to leave her hair open to the public no matter the circumstances that the person may find herself in

But the dg said its nt allowed to use veil, fine but what if a short veil is allowed @least to cover thr head n free them from the eternal torment they will get for deferring what Allah says

Yu xtian brothers, in d vaticans, jerusalem, bethlehem, israel and most capital of xtians, don't they cover thr head, I think yu guys need to make da research, they cover thr head just lik the muslims, even in jesus days, women don't leave thr hairs open and its even in d bible tht it is forbidden to leave hair open

So why this critics, why the hatred, blv me if the Northerners whch ar predominantly muslims have access to nairaland or have time like some fool xtians on this platform , blv me, thr wd hv bn maiming and killings,
Hate speech, ludicrous comments, war speech etc all do come from the xtains, yu will always be a target unless yu reason and put ur house in other

Potential terrorist, did u care to read wat the dg said? He said, the short hijab can be used for the main time but the long Hijab cant be used due to security challenges in the country.

Emi na ni


#Team Noob

Hunger never wire her well. If it does, no body will tell u b4 u start making shuku and selling puff puff

danton:
All this people ehn friend friend... come oh why would you guys argue about impotence i smell something

Bro, no smell anytin oo! Na sport newspaper we bin dey read, we com see where all dos advertisement page about how to cure impotency, na him d talk just come my guy mouth, so he ask and he said he thinks so but I disagreed with him. That was Y I brought the matter here.

CUMPOLICE01:
Can a statue eat?

Lolzzz..No!

I was arguing with my friend the other day, and then this question came up. A friend of mine said it is possible for an impotent man to masturbate.
How true?

I see notin bad there. I masturbate in front of my gf.

I am ready to buy but for half of that price.

RIP


Mamadu BoooHari, why? why? why death everytime?

Fake Story! I can bet my life, the op is a male hiding under a female moniker.

Takim107:
My boyfriend doesn't call often..let's say he calls me thrice a week, send text late in the evenings and chat up the whole day...sometimes from 8pm to 1am or thereabout...it's frustrating...morning calls r very important but he always skip that. ..but I remember a day I got angry with him he called me the next more very early...We have been together for two months now, and he gave me a reason I'll call silly. .His past relationship he was the calling type till his ex made it known to him that his calls were bothering her so after they broke up he decided to watch it...is he still living in his past or I am with the wrong person?...but I know for sure he luvs me, but if calling is been rated as a basis for measuring luv he will score 3% out of 10% sm1 help! !!!

If na me b ur boyfriend, wahalai u go tire, because I hardly have time to call. My gf knows this, hence, she does the calling most times. In a week sef, I might just call her twice or thrice while she calls like twice a day. I get bored with calling.



Btw, Missspicy, how many monickers do u have? Or is this girl ur sister cuz of her signature?

Takim107:
My boyfriend doesn't call often..let's say he calls me thrice a week, send text late in the evenings and chat up the whole day...sometimes from 8pm to 1am or thereabout...it's frustrating...morning calls r very important but he always skip that. ..but I remember a day I got angry with him he called me the next more very early...We have been together for two months now, and he gave me a reason I'll call silly. .His past relationship he was the calling type till his ex made it known to him that his calls were bothering her so after they broke up he decided to watch it...is he still living in his past or I am with the wrong person?...but I know for sure he luvs me, but if calling is been rated as a basis for measuring luv he will score 3% out of 10% sm1 help! !!!

If na me b ur boyfriend, wahalai u go tire, because I hardly have time to call. My gf knows this, hence, she does the calling most times. In a week sef, I might just call her twice or thrice while she calls like twice a day. I get bored with calling.

Edoblakky:
It depends on how you're doing it. You can actually clench your pc hard without losing breath. I just did that now as I was typing and breathed with no qualms. Once you learn to master it, it shouldn't be a problem. Maybe you're trying the power clench instead of starting from the basics - which is a clench of not more than 2 seconds. Please read my introductory write up and start from there.

Bro, I hav tried to know where this pc muscle is but to no avail. Even when I am urinating, I seems not to know wat to clench. Just an elaborate and easy explanation would do cuz I really believe in dis kegel but dont know how to go about it for more than a year since I cam across it on nee. Would really apprecaiate ur effort sir.

abu48:
Destroying the image of Islam..#TerrorismIsNotIslam

U guys hav been saying this, yet we see no changes. Which kind religion b this sef!

Islam, but why? why only this religion? Smh.

Do they recruit B.sc holders?

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Seunbukola187:
A question I would love to ask is who are those benefiting from dis so called scholarship? It has been hijacked by the politician. The rightful beneficiaries are left with nothin.

You are an illiterate, hence, u dont know wat pressid is all about.



#omo yoruba ni mi

Hmmm...In my hostel, dont try keep ur fone far away from ur bed wen sleeping. I always keep my fone under my pillow, If not OYO na my case.