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9jatriot:Is this meant to be a defence? If it is one, then it is lame. |
Amaechi is an embarrassment and a cesspit of lies. |
I would like to travel to Japan to know the elixir of old age. They are known to live long. My grandfather who lived over a hundred years said the secret may lie in not eating overmuch. Stop to eat the moment your system feels filled. Sex also counts but not as much as not eating overmuch. |
Yet to start... |
rubey:The downside to dumping his sorry ass is that you may end up on a puni-sharing spree. |
Did OP say Bini? I perfectly understand the OP's point. The high rate of loose girls in Benin City is enough to plant such an illogical thought in any man's mind. But it does not mean there are no decent girls there; we've excellent and godly girls from Bini. However, their willingness to become a second wife may be due to poverty and lack of husbands. |
*yawns* it's time for lunch. Let them launch whatever they like. |
I got a similar message after uploading my job profile. I still doubt the veracity of the message. |
I knew an old man who had eight wives and was famous for his sex exploits. He became the oldest man in my village before he died, meaning he lived past hundred years. I've seen similar cases. So the one on longevity is true to an extent. |
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Justdulla:The last time I checked, that expression is correct. Care to look up manhood in the dictionary, it would help. Thanks. |
Like say we dey chop English. And the funny thing be say, some go come here type in worse 'Engrish' than Patience. |
This is what I want to hear. As a south-south minority, I feel we have to go for true federalism. It's the best way Nigeria can realise her full potential. |
Senility at work. |
I hope it won't give Namadi Sambo, the Anti-christ crusader, goose pimples. |
It seems Buhari suffers from bad luck. This is his best chance to become president, yet he has created more obstacles on his path to attaining that goal. This perjury case may be his waterloo. |
Good one. And treat them like they are not hot. That is another trick. |
The US is like a snitch. |
adanduka:And how does getting a woman preganant before marrying her violate COMPANIONSHIP? |
Why do some men cringe to do this simple ritual? It seems we're becoming weaker every day. We're growing more afraid of responsibilities. Now even a woman mounts a man to make babies. And what is the result, more dysfunctional joysticks. I pity women who marry a wimp because he carries testes between his legs. I'm tired of this question. |
I turned down a lady at year three at the university. Before then I never believed that the female folk do woo men too and regarded men who say it as ego boost. |
Henrybright:I was as timid as you then and would have behaved similarly in your case. I did what I did because my ego was at stake and as an urban boy, I didnt want to lower my status before the village boys. So they nearly egged me on into my first sexual experience. |
I met this girl on a visit to the village and could not discern that she liked me until friends started to tell me. So one night when the village had almost gone to bed and she was at the jetty, I got this irresistible nod from friends to make a move. I went to her trembling from inexperience and talked to her. What still amazes till date is when we started kissing. Minutes moved like seconds and I made for her boobs but she won't have my hands there. Then the storm burst, she made her way to my boxers in search for my thing. Lo and behold, I'd already come. She burst out laughing at the feel of my come. It is one of the most embarrassing days of my life till date. |
OP, if it were me, I would just walk away. Have a pinch of salt on your tongue before you believe me. |
Ladies forget that the years of wooing a girl for years on end are over. The word now is 'tact'. |
barcanista:And where did I say people are against GEJ for his tribe? I'm sorry you've interpreted me upside down. I only told you the position of things and the likely outcome. Read me correctly. And as far as I'm concerned, the political understanding of the Ijaw is part of those degrading platitudes to opium and assuage our economic exploitation. Political diplomacy is not all about being understanding. It goes beyond that. |
barcanista:And who is more clueless if you're still unable to know that I'm Izon. I've told you the position of things and the likely outcome. I don't stop you from carrying out your electoral duties by your conscience but please don't let your emotion becloud your reasoning. Apportion blame and praise where necessary. You're too educated to be drugged by the sentimentalities of partisanship. |
barcanista:And who told you I'm Igbo? You just got a message from the horse's mouth. You mentioned some Ijaw who people don't even know in their villages and dish trash from the comfort of their living rooms. Where was these Ijaw when the creeks were boiling? Could they have mustered up the courage to chug down the creeks to dialogue with the boys? There is a lot at stake here which your blind minionship to Buhari's cause is depriving you of. And as Wole Soyinka said, history is not meant to be recorded down alone but as a guide to the future. History has taught us alot which we wish to repent of. |
barcanista:And I think your weed has too much Alomo Bitters and Orijin for you to have said this. Instead of blaming and cautioning those who first beat the wardrums up north, you're here hallucinating. Let me tell you the bitter truth: the Ijaw are ready for Buhari and his minions like you. The future shall tell. Bet me. The day Buhari is declared a winner, which is quite impossible, Nigeria may not cease to exist, but the creeks will boil again. And to those who think it would only affect Ijawland, I think your uneducated and myopic brains would understand what is stake once the operation commences. I don't support violence but neither do I support injustice. |
There is too many grievance and injustice for Nigeria to move forward. Those who have subjected others to internal colonialism are at it again. The truth is gradually dawning on us that our system only understands violence. |
When you don't have access to a pot of soup, won't you say the soup has gone high? |
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