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PoliticsThe Words Daft And Clueless by Welrez(op):
Did the words daft and clueless exist before GEJ's administration? I'm Just curious because of the frequency of their usage in contemporary political criticism. I never saw them or rarely stumbled on them being used for any political leader before GEJ's administration. Is it the lack of words to describe the present government other than the two words that is behind their frequent usage, and resulting abusage?
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 10:35am On Jul 27, 2014
temigracie: because d bridge is wide-open
If you say so.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 8:20pm On Jul 26, 2014
adde: Since you are both virgins, I can tell you that you will not have sex for at least a week. Una go try o, but will most likely not succeed. That is if you have not been playing around her park #you know what I mean. I'lll advise you do extensive research on how to deflower a lady, but a learner is a learner. Don't expect that when you are faced with the task things will turn out perfect. Remember, if you gain access that easily, she's probably a glorified V. Best of luck and Happy married life. #If symptoms persist after one month, please see you doctor/councellor. grin
Your advice is noted. Thanks.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 8:02pm On Jul 26, 2014
jmoore: When you have a beautiful lady that is virtuous and comes in a tear rubber package as a bride, that's wow.


As for virgins being naive when it comes to sex, that's hogwash. Even animals don't need tutorials to get it right. Sex is not rocket science!!!

Honeymoon for two married virgins is awesome. smiley



The chances of her to remain faithful to you is high. While she was single, she decided that the only one that will have access to her body is her husband. When married, it will be hard for her to deviate from it.
My brother, thank you so so much. I truly appreciate.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 7:57pm On Jul 26, 2014
TRADELYN: Thanks for sharing grin

You are a great role model in this regard.

May GoD bless you!
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op):
TRADELYN: Thanks for sharing grin

You are a great role model in this regard.

May GoD bless you!
Thanks and may God bless you too, my dear.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op):
TRADELYN: Great; we are so proud of you!!!

It'll be interesting when you share your story on how you have remain so!

Well, both of you should just take it easy and have a mature doctor/parents/spiritual leader for advice.

#It'sWellWithYou!
My dear, nothing much to say about how I was able to keep it to this stage. I was too immersed in studying to ever have time for girls. Though I was not brought up in a strictly religious home, my early fondness for study made me imbibe the need for discipline. This does not mean it was without its ups and downs but, I think generally speaking, it was a smooth sail. I could remember how I attempted wooing a girl at university, her response was a rhetorical question, 'why dont you use the time for wooing girls to preach Christ?'. My roommate still throws this gibe at me occasionally, lol. I learnt a lifetime lesson from that incident not to go with the crowd, for my act was prompted by peer pressure. I'm happy that I am about to marry the nicest girl of all the girls I have met in my life. I feel the urge was great at adolescence but thereafter it ebbed away. I mastered myself and became determined more than ever to finish the race virginly.
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa Governor’s Impeachment: Chief Judge Inaugurates Probe Panel by Welrez(m): 4:15pm On Jul 26, 2014
I thought El-rufai criticised GEJ for attempting to save this governor's a*s. He forgets that too much of anything is bad. See how he has helped to sink the governor.

So I finally made frontpage. Who says hardwork don't pay, lol
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 3:25pm On Jul 26, 2014
SpaceGoat: hmmm do you know being virgin as side effect? the evill call virgin as destroy lot of home!! angry marrying as virgin is just pure evill how would you pleas your wife in night? this is not fare. i outline the side effect of the evill thing here angry .pleas click here https://www.nairaland.com/1803205/side-effect-being-virgin
Your moniker and you seem a perfect match. Please, dont derail my thread.
PoliticsRe: FG Orders 40 Attack Helicopters From US, Russia by Welrez(m): 1:04pm On Jul 26, 2014
(with a British accent)... Good on Boko Haram
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op):
Naetochukwu: Let me tell you a story, a virgin guy on his wedding night had no clue what to do to his wife decided to call his dad and ask him the next move to make,
Son; dad I don't know what next to do
Dad: just UnCloth her and enjoy grin
Son: yeah I have succeeded in removing her clothes what next should I do?
Dad: kiss her and then enjoy ya self
Son: yeah dad we just kissed, what else should I do.
Dad: disgusted at the questions told him to put his head where she pees and then enjoy himself,
After some minutes son called dad yet again
Son: dad yes I am in the bathroom, and I have my head inside the toilet plate, what next should I do?
Dad: hisses and told him, drown yourself you miserable I'd?iot cheesy. Since you don't know wat to do...And switches off his phone.
Hope that doesn't happen to u sha! Lol
And you want me to laugh at this. I won't, it's old and stale. No vex, lol
CelebritiesRe: 4 Celebs Who Still Live With Their Parents by Welrez(m): 12:36pm On Jul 26, 2014
It is a matter of choice. They prefer it. It is nice to know it's not out of economic compulsion.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 12:13pm On Jul 26, 2014
buttchick: I'm not offended. Like I said, marrying a virgin doesn't mean a great union of faithfulness. She is just a girl who haven't had sex yet and it maybe for a lot of reasons. Who is to say she won't go wild after you guys ave done the do. I have met virgins who had turned into serious nymphos and the husband couldn't keep up, u can imagine the rest. Not to proclaim doom. Don't expect too much. It's good you said you would have married all the same so I'm sure she is super cool.
Virginity doesn't mean good manners or curt attitude. It's just a physicality like the decision to be a vegan. It's still food and still a diet.
Cheers.
Thank you so much for your opinion.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 11:53am On Jul 26, 2014
Dygeasy: A virgin is just another woman. Just the presence of a hymen and some painful sex on your first time together. It's no guarantee of anything.
I have always felt that way about it. Thanks for your opinion.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 11:40am On Jul 26, 2014
buttchick: Nice. Good for you guys but try not to be too experimental. Start slow and nice, the serious ones should come later. Sometimes it can be complicated as I saw in Private Practice series where the bride's vaginal muscle wouldn't relax for the guy to come. I wish you luck though. Enjoy the best first of everything. smiley wink
Thanks, though I wish you had dropped your opinion on my question. Someone had dropped an excellent opinion, but I still want opinions. I hope I didnt offend you.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 11:19am On Jul 26, 2014
Naetochukwu: I love male virgins grin
Their first night is usually a drama I wanna keep experiencing grin
Some can't even find the holes... Ana pitoyali cheesy tongue
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 11:19am On Jul 26, 2014
Naetochukwu: I love male virgins grin
There first night is usually a drama I wanna keep experiencing grin
Some can't even find the holes... Ana pitoyali cheesy tongue
I wont trouble myself with that. When I get to the bridge...
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op): 11:16am On Jul 26, 2014
WhyAWhy: Like everything in life, there is no hard and fast rule or formular that guarantees success. Driving a new car or a tokunbo is no guarantee against road accident. It all boils down to the driver, the road and a few other factors. That being said, marrying a virgin gives you peace of mind for the following reasons:
1. You will both learn to develop and appreciate your sexual journey together.
2. There are no hang-overs from previous encounters against which you will be measuring each other.

Have a beautiful life.
Thank you. I really appreciate your opinion. Are you married?
RomanceMARRYING A VIRGIN by Welrez(op):
I am about to walk down the aisle with my love. We are both virgins. I would like to know if there is anything really special about marrying a virgin. It does not mean I would not be marrying her if she was not a virgin, but I just want to know as I'm a curious person. I have read a lot about the need to marry a virgin and would love to know if it has more chance of success. I would appreciate the opinions of those whose wives were virgins when they married them. Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor - I Love Watching Mikel Obi's "Thing" Dangle In His Short Playing by Welrez(m): 12:06pm On Jul 25, 2014
Who cares? I blame the press for giving publicity to this clown. Just allow her be without any publicity instead of allowing her assault us continuously with her prurient words and manners.
HealthRe: TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID CONTRACTING THE EBOLA VIRUS by Welrez(m):
I will enlighten my students at the assembly ground tomorrow. OP, thank you.
HealthRe: Ebola Virus Hits Lagos by Welrez(m): 8:56pm On Jul 24, 2014
Deport him to Sambisa Forest
Foreign AffairsRe: Meanwhile In Russia, Putin Passes Law Against Protests by Welrez(m): 6:38pm On Jul 23, 2014
Are we on historical revisionism? Is the prophecy of Fukuyama labouring to come into being?
RomanceRe: How Much Has The Person You Love Inspired You? by Welrez(m): 6:16pm On Jul 23, 2014
It brings Mercy to mind. She was an inspiration that made me graduate with a distinction at my diploma level. Unfortunately, she is older and has left me.
TV/MoviesRe: Thor Will Now Officially Be a Woman in Marvel Comics by Welrez(m): 3:34pm On Jul 19, 2014
georgesylva: I am so pissed angry. The male makes more sense.
OMG! I made FP!
I want 2 1st of all give a big shout out 2 God almighty. Lol, it is not an easy somethings. 2ndly mr seun 4 allowing dis story make FP, it is my 1st in the few i have posted but there would be more. Lastly all of una jare 4 viewing n commenting.
*dancing shoki on the top of my roof*
Seriously smh... WTF is so special about making frontpage
LiteratureRe: Happy 80th Birthday To Prof WS (wole Soyinka) by Welrez(m): 5:30pm On Jul 13, 2014
DOWHILE: And that will make u as intelligent as he is?
It would make me even more intelligent than him. After all, I would have added his magic to mine, at least mathematically. Lol
LiteratureRe: Happy 80th Birthday To Prof WS (wole Soyinka) by Welrez(m): 5:14pm On Jul 13, 2014
DOWHILE: Like seriously? Try harder sir
Oh yes, I need to start keeping white hairs and beards. Lol
LiteratureRe: Happy 80th Birthday To Prof WS (wole Soyinka) by Welrez(m): 5:10pm On Jul 13, 2014
Tholuwaniey: Yes he is Africa's greatest writer... but he's also responsible for most of our youths not replicating his feat and reaching his height cos Of the very misappropriated use of fraternity in our society today...Which he and his dick-headed group created!
happy birthday though
I thought this matter had been adequately treated here on Nairaland. Why are you resurrecting it?
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LiteratureRe: Happy 80th Birthday To Prof WS (wole Soyinka) by Welrez(m): 5:00pm On Jul 13, 2014
Prof, which kind grammar me I go speak to wish you a happy birthday. All the same, may your wintry hair never assault mother earth in the near future. Shey I try.
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FashionWearing Suit Under A Blazing Sun by Welrez(op): 9:29pm On Jul 10, 2014
How would anyone wear a suit under a fiery sun? When shall we learn? Do we mean to broil ourselves and sweat to death? The whiteman wears it because of his cold weather. Do we mean to appear fashionable or modern in suit? I don't get it. We should know that copying verbatim without any consideration for our hot weather does not show common sense. We should be wise enough to sieve the attire we copy from the west. Outfit should be copied in the context of weather and culture. I believe it is better to wear the African alternatives, especially during the dry season when the weather is usually hot. Clothes are meant to make us feel at ease; they should not make us feel uncomfortably sweaty. The only case when such a sartorial misdemeanour should be condoned is if it was required by our profession or places of work. It is not fashionable to put on clothes that make us sweat like the proverbial Christmas goat. Whatever cloth we put on should be weather-friendly so we can get the best of comfort. I feel angry whenever I see a man/woman in suit under a blazing sun. I feel we do ourselves a disservice by doing that. Our body needs air.
Fellow Nairalanders, what are your views on this? Is it a case of lack of fashion sense or an extension of the infamous disease called 'Colonial Mentality'?
Christianity EtcWitchcraft And Politicians by Welrez(op): 8:05pm On Jul 06, 2014
Why don't we use the same fervour we use in praying against witches and wizards in our villages against politicians? They are the real enemies of progress, the real witches and wizards.
After all, we are all aware of what these people do to us and prevailing conditions. I hereby use this opportunity to call on our prayer warriors to direct their prayers at politicians.
PoliticsWitchcraft And Politicians by Welrez(op): 7:25pm On Jul 06, 2014
Why don't we use the same fervour we use in praying against witches and wizards in our villages against politicians? They are the real enemies of progress, the real witches and wizards.
After all, we are all aware of what these people do to us and prevailing conditions. I hereby use this opportunity to call on our prayer warriors to direct their prayers at politicians.

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