₦airaland Forum

Tolexander:
Both of them represent the typical example of celebrity marriage!

Blackhawk03:
I fear that I don't fear anything.

alBHAGDADI:
Behold, the people destroying and corrupting this world.

You might think it is just a movie, but what you don't know is that there is an attempt to effeminate men do as to subdue them in order for Satan to fulfill the promise he made to Eve that she will be like God. How can she be like God when she can't even be above Man? So, the first move is to destroy Man which she did by giving him the fruit that weakened his status. That's the same thing women of today who profess feminism are trying to do.

Ask any real feminist if she dislikes homosexual, she will say no, not all. Why? Cos the more homosexual men, the less masculine men they have to deal with.

Judge among yourself, is it right for a man to wear the things of women?

FlirtyKaren:
Psquare Paul Okoye & wife Anita have welcomed twins, a baby boy and girl.

The twin babies were born in Atlanta, United States and are doing well alongside mum, Anita Okoye.

Paul Okoye is now a dad of three - two boys and a girl. Big congratulations to him and wife!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/photos-psquare-paul-okoye-wife-welcome-twin-babies-boy-girl.html

bbbabes:
If him like make him spend the 25million finish for this year

john4reala:
am very Happy for you!!!!!!!.. help me check there's any vacancy there.. even though say na cleaning!!

PrettyCrystal:
This young man has set the internet "agog" after showering his girlfriend with love and adoration on social media. In a bid to show that his love for her is "bigger" than anything, the young man posted various loved up photos of him and his big-sized lady - which got online users talking.

Then, in one of the photos, he made a joke about her obviously big stature. He compared her to a Range Rover , a big car that he loves driving.

After being bashed online, the guy later deleted the photos.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/young-man-sends-internet-frenzy-loved-photos-big-sized-girlfriend.html

Tapout:
of course u came down, looked for a mechanic, repaired your car and continued your journey.. Cos only a very useless, stupid and idiotic bag of Di'ck balls with the brains of a dead chicken would step into that brothel, which I'm sure wasn't what u did.. Am I right?

Tapout:
of course u came down, looked for a mechanic, repaired your car and continued your journey.. Cos only a very useless, stupid and idiotic bag of Di'ck balls with the brains of a dead chicken would step into that brothel, which I'm sure wasn't what u did.. Am I right? [color=#990000][/color

itelMobileNG:
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wendy241:
ur sister will agree to her bobo

oshe11:
Amen

Northmall:
Well, better than getting into debts because you want to impress people. But tbh, I can't think of any Nigerian girl I know who'll agree to be married off this way.

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well.

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

josju:
Good day all, I really want your sincere views or experience on the issue of dating a lady in her early 20's. I met a girl aged 20 has finished OND and just going for internship two months back and she seems to be the right person for me, her maturity, concerns and love shown have been commendable. Am 28 and would love to have her as a wife but my fear is if she wouldn't change from this good,homely responsible girl as she grows older.
I on my part will never cheat on her as I strongly uphold the one boy one girl relationship.
Question now is has anyone experienced or seen people that dated a girl of that age and age difference that work out well?
To mature older ladies how many of you are still with the lover you met at your early 20's?
From age 20 can a lady really be sure of what she wants in a lover and stick with a loving, faithful and caring partner without the urge to explore at some point in time?
Your mature and sincere response would be appreciated.

bentlywills:
FTC in a new week

Good things re coming

Just threat the woman dn call police.....forgetting she is the one who needs to be arrested God will judge dat boss

viceldo:
I pray it works

forMom:
Hayyy God

Nne ibu ishi azu

ovlina:
But seriously how does fried rice and Heineken match?

RichlyOBS:
hey guys I took this girl out on a date last Sunday... we went to One of the African bar in my area.... then she ordered for a fried rice and one bottle of Heineken...

for me I don't want to get drunk so I ordered for a bottle water and fried meat....

if you see the provocation of this girl, she just stand up and left the bar with anger... I followed her immediately to confirm what's going on..... she said

WHY WOULD YOU ORDERED FOR A BOTTLE WATER WHEN I THE LADY ORDERED FOR HEINEKEN.... I was shocked and surprised....( is anything wrong with that)

is it bad for a guy to order a bottle water when the girl order for Heineken??

RisingUp:
Both of U should get out of my sight... Rubbish..

unclezuma:


This is the third time I'm hearing about these two...The third was some dude on NL with a very convenient moniker.

Please who is TBoss's brother and this Tunde Ednut fellow, are they former members of StylPlus?

olaezebala:
buy lot of hausa or baygon perfume and trust me, no body odour again for life.

TINALETC3:
Nice one, A frnd of mine has dis body odour bt I don't even have d courage to tell her, sometimes, she tells me Dat pple sed she smells, den she wl ask me if it tru bt, no b 4 my mouth she go hear am

CaroLyner:
On behalf of all ladies we hereby disown her

Nelgenius4me:
it's a game... I guess the wife is more concerned about the money.

Bujumbura:
Not your brother


I know my siblings except you want me to call my parents on speed dial

demolinka:
No wahala. If d thing fit cook beans and corn, I go hail am

Bujumbura:
Peak Milk is the best but in this recession i go with Dano because your stomach don't know the diffrence only your tongue do

greatgod2012:
For someone's feet to be this dirty, and for her to go to bed like this, we need to see how her bathroom and kitchen looks like, even her bedroom won't be exempted.

pyyxxaro:
After this ,you would see him in church on Sunday singing gospel songs

You think you are doing me