₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Keeping fit is hard work in Nigeria. We eat lots of carbs and live a rat race.

Time to workout, excuse go start;
- I have ulcer.
- I don’t want my bumbum and breast to reduce.
- We are fat in my family, I am even the slimmest.
- Whenever I work out, all my body will be paining me.

Last last na to use waist trainer dey choke ourselves or accuse everyone of fatshaming.

Very true. An average Nigerian wants the good life, but he is unwilling to put in work. Most rely solely on short cuts

Jamesbally:
Sorry. But Toyota na poor people mottor. If no be German machine, I no Dey drive any mottor.

So German cars don't develop mechanical issues

It won't be easy. But I guarantee you it will be way better than teaching.

Golan007:
I heard the millions of people vaccinated in UK are now growing horns.

Covid is not an issue in African. We have greater challenges like hunger, let's resolve those first.

eddy1977:
How could he fix the hospitals?
He is in the opposition camp.

I was referring to inept African leaders

Viridis:
The fuss about Astrazeneca has been cleared and declared safe by WHO. Why is South Africa causing confusion again.
Xenophobic people

What if the same WHO confirm it's unsafe tomorrow? What will be lot? Who would you hold responsible?

Golan007:
The purpose of the vaccine is to ensure you do not get seriously sick from covid.

Covid vaccines doesn't ensure nothing. It's just a cost effective way of using the general population for an experiment.

The biggest health issues in Africa are Hunger, Cholera, Glaucoma, Renal issues, Cancers, HIV, Diabetes and Malaria. Where are the vaccines?

All these medical issues have been in Africa for decades no vaccine. All of a sudden medical science has turned on it's thinking cap.

My people avoid that thing if you don't want to become a guinea pig

Vaccines does not guarantee prevention/protection from the virus

JimmySnow:
Are they saying by now the country don't have any vaccines despite the three products available in the world market? Other countries in Africa already had the vaccine, what is their Health minister doing by now? Africa will finish Africa.

African leaders are so shortsighted... Why can't they fix their hospitals?

Clearly shows that African weddings are between families, not necessarily between the bride and groom.

In my culture, the bride is given off to the eldest male representing the groom's family at the ceremony, normally the groom's father, who inturn hands the bride to the groom.

This is so beautiful.

One less lonely bride

Scam. Our leaders are so senseless

kovic20:
Depends what you do in America. If you work for somebody or company, I don't care if you are a doctor, engineer or lawyer, or mere warehouse worker, your income will be limited by tax even if you live frugally because you have no control of your taxes and you will shed almost 50% in taxes if you make more across taxes (federal, state, property and estate). Lets say you make $150k, government collect almost $75k in taxes across. You are left with $75k, after your house, car, emergency and personal expenses, you re left with $10-20k in the bank every yr. You can live a comfortable life but you will never be wealthy!

Now, if you own your own business, not mom and pop kiosk, I mean real business over $500k in revenue, you will have more control of your taxes. Once you understand how America works, which most Nigerians or black immigrants never understand anyways...just living the American dream blindly( big house and nice cars) and fatally in debt, you will know that America rewards business owners and entrepreneurs. Most Asian immigrants understand this which is why they own their own business and don't work for people!

Any Nigerian you know that is very very wealthy in America, has his/her own big business. These are not small boys and girls, they have over 5 employees (that's over $200k/90million in payroll a year assuming $45k each employee a yr), business location cost $500k-$5million. They rarely pay taxes because their business give them that advantage. Go and read why and how the rich in America pay zero to no taxes...actually government doesn't want you to if you create job, invest or an entrepreneur!

Wisdom

Very good . Make the execution public.

floss:
I have one solution to ending terrorism in Nigeria since Government and the military has failed Nigerians independently....We have Private Security Agencies, such as Eastern Security Network, Niger- Delta Militants etc, Government should pay any of these groups and empower them giving them go ahead order, I bet you before 48hours Shakau will be captured, Boko Haram will cease to exist, Banditry will stop, even western countries like the US Government do employ the services of Private Security Agencies to carry out some dogmatic jobs. These are the only group that understand terrorism better and can withstand the surge from Boko Haram compared to Nigerian Military, a case of using a thief to catch a thief...but like I always tell people Nigerian Government both past and present are all thieves,they are the greatest beneficiary of this terrorism escapades,so they should stop telling us they are seeking for funds to fight terrorism. Since 10years now that Nigeria Government is fighting terrorism, they have claimed to spend more than 1 trillion naira for the cause....just pay these private security agency 200billion, terrorism will be history in Nigeria.

This might work in the short term. However, it is not sustainable in the long run. The solution to myriad of issues in Nigerian is true federalism.

Ain't happening if we continue to vote for 5k stipend.

SirDelight:
Considering your doubt whether she's ever been laid or not, it sounds like she's not a promiscuous lady. If poverty has not stopped my manhood from raising head at the moment, I would have asked for her contact coz I can manage such a lady. She would definitely adjust,,, may not be 100% change though.

You may still need to sit her down & talk some sense into her. May God help you both.

She still dey learn where some girls dey oo



Se o fi ori gbale?

Se mo mo e ri ni ?

You see mi ri

Link her up to this brother

Wow... This is unbelievable. This dude deserves to be banished from Yoruba land. If Yoruba nation must stand, people like this needs to be in chains

Legend has it that he was quoted out of context.

NairalandDoctor:
The last time I checked financial literacy and reaching out to some financial advisers cost little to nothing.


My Rip finish inside Labour room.

Nigerians will never learn because of greed.

Fahdiga:
Why is it that Yoruba men are not that strong to the extent that their women are beating up and killing them on a daily basis. remember the Yoruba man that died in Shasha as a result of one slap from an Hausa man

Tell me your tribe and I will show you men that have been killed by women.

What is dead may never die

Fear women!

What happened to your husband must befall your children. Because, your husband was someone's child also.

So much for 10 minutes pleasure

F**k the police

Nigerians gat zero respect for the dead.

I wonder if user activities are reviewed on this platform.

Divide the country

Who is going to freeze the herdsman bank accounts?

Kelblaq:
We started dating about 4weeks ago! She said if she had known that I'm not a Church goer she wouldn't have accept to date me in the first place.

She just broke up with me now

You just dodge a bullet. Move on with your life purpose.

People wen still dey chop cow meat are part of the problem. If all Nigerians stop eating cow meat for 6 months, this nonsense will stop. Ask an average Nigerian to stop eating cow meat and hear him complain

The average Nigerian want a good life, but he is unwilling to sacrifice for it

Just do it ✓

There is no perfect answer to the question. Your friend wears the shoe, he knows where it pinches.

Personally, I will not go to the university to study English or English education

fabulouscc:
This is my baby sister(cousin) she wasn't struggling with them. Gather facts right because she was shot on the neck not heart. She knew one of them so they killed to silence her but I know my God � will not keep silent on her behalf. May God give my family the fortitude to bear this loss

So sorry for your loss.

Cutehector:
I still wonder why people struggle with armed robbers. Jejely give them what they need and save your life.

It's called instinct. People react differently under such circumstance

Just imagine one ethnic group from the south carrying out this unwanthon killings in the North. The Nigerian Army, Navy, Airforce, Police, DSS would hunt down every one that is remotely involved. Even their innocent tribesmen will not be spared

Are the leaders in the southern states weak? Or are they just handicapped because the security of their people is well above their pay grade?

RIP Dr. Aborode, I hope your death will not be in vain