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Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 4:05pm On Jun 08, 2023
Anny69:
Hope you're good? You didn't disturb my mentions today.
wink
I'm sure good…
Just got busy at somewhere with something.
kiss
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:03pm On Jun 06, 2023
Anny69:
You're right. I'm 39. undecided What about you?
You lied again…
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2023
Anny69:
😂What would they use your age to do? I'm 19.
It's a lie… you ain't 19.
smiley
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu's Daily Engagements Debunk Health Speculations by Westerhoffe(m): 7:36pm On Jun 06, 2023
Well, never trust the Media when it comes to propaganda, defamation amongst others.

He might be sick indeed, undergo treatment, surgery, whatever. It's human nature to break down and rise again.

That's how videos of him smashing blunders circulated on the internet, only for the man to address the nation off-hand with an effective communication, though he didn't rush his speech.

Well, I'm for no political party, before Obedients start shooting mortars at me. Same goes for everyone else… this, is my personal disclaimer.

Congrats to the First Yoruba President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria after over 100 years.
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:33pm On Jun 06, 2023
Anny69:
I'm just curious. Don't be shy. 😊
I'll edit your post so no one else could see it.
Yeeh!
Arrgh!!
My chest!!!
cheesy

Edit, so no one can see it after 300 screenshots have been taken?

OK… how old are you?
PoliticsRe: If Nigerian Is Not An Oil Producing Nation, How Much Will Oil Cost? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:27pm On Jun 06, 2023
JILF:
NNPC will not be a major factor if Nigeria is not an oil producing country
I hope you didn't take that serious?
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:25pm On Jun 06, 2023
Anny69:
How old are you, I'm just curious?
Mmm… why do you ask?
I'm in no way posting my age here.
If you want to know, PM me.
cool
FamilyRe: I Urgently Need The Help Of All Nigerians Before I Lose My Father's House by Westerhoffe(m): 7:24pm On Jun 06, 2023
Simply serve them a court summon… their initial gragra will reduce like Rema's "Baby Calm Down".
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:20pm On Jun 06, 2023
Anny69:
tongue
What?
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:53pm On Jun 06, 2023
Anny69:
What I meant by 'no trouble' is that we haven't had any fights.
I can help you start one for free…
You can pay later when you're pleased with my services.
cool
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:01pm On Jun 06, 2023
Anny69:
I wanted to change the username.
OK…
I thought I was the reason you deactivated because of me previous comment.
smiley
Fine then.
TravelRe: Bridge Under Construction Collapse In India by Westerhoffe(m): 10:10am On Jun 06, 2023
CivilEngineer90:
poor budget causes or brings rather “poor engineering” julius berger would never construct a pack of cards like this one.
Pack of cards over water… cheesy
CareerRe: I Can’t Drive Car Despite Driving Trucks – Ademola Omolade (Female Truck Driver) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:08am On Jun 06, 2023
MIMOSAXY:
Driving truck is easier, due to a better
Momentum
Stability (Body she Steering)
Visibility
low impact of wind

Et Al
OK…
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:10am On Jun 06, 2023
Okay.
Why deactivate the account?
Anny69
huh
Jokes EtcRe: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:08am On Jun 06, 2023
Okay.
You like… deactivated the account or what? huh
PoliticsRe: 78 Killed, 12 Kidnapped In Tinubu’s First Week – Nigeria Security Tracker by Westerhoffe(m): 9:07am On Jun 06, 2023
Dsalvo:
Horribly divided. No excuses for Tinubu to hide behind though.

He should liberalise our democracy asap and give regions and State better autonomy and control over their own success and/or failure.

After that, we will quickly see Nigerians begin 'regulating' themselves instead of always seeking to blame one man and one office when, to a good extent, we have all been given the freedom to succeed or keep failing .
If only… if only…
PoliticsRe: The Downfall Of Nigeria And The President Is Paramount To Some People by Westerhoffe(m): 9:06am On Jun 06, 2023
accordadoga28:
Some people wan kuku paralyze am patapata
Paralyze?
Since when?

Country wey don paralyze since the Civil War?
Nobody die twice na… huh
TravelRe: Bridge Under Construction Collapse In India by Westerhoffe(m): 9:05am On Jun 06, 2023
CivilEngineer90:
and tax payers money flow down the drain.
Due to a poor engineering.
RomanceRe: I Was Used For A Ritual By Yahoo Guy But Escaped Death - Miss Adun by Westerhoffe(m): 7:22am On Jun 06, 2023
tonywonder:
She's alive to tell the story so others can learn! Some don't live to tell....
Yea… that's her luck.
RomanceRe: I Was Used For A Ritual By Yahoo Guy But Escaped Death - Miss Adun by Westerhoffe(m): 7:19am On Jun 06, 2023
So, what should we do about it?
When some ladies find a good man who is really interested in them, they call them, "Nice guy, simp, mugu, mumu, maga, lover boy" and all sort of derogatory names all because you're hot cake to sexual predators, forgetting that time flies bye.

Now, you're regretting…
Well, enjoy your regrets while it lasts.
CrimeRe: My Chat With A A Suspected Scammer by Westerhoffe(m): 7:11am On Jun 06, 2023
What is the extension name of the files?

To be honest, these whites are weird.
That was how an American woman once told me she was lonely. I didn't take it serious. She always complain of loneliness until one day she requested for my Skype. I gave her. She called, (believe me, she's not bad) then she said she just went shopping, got some bikinis she wants me to see if they look good on her. That's how I disabled my internet here because anyone can just enter my room without knocking as it was a Saturday.

So, what is the extension name of the files he sent you?
TravelRe: Bridge Under Construction Collapse In India by Westerhoffe(m): 7:01am On Jun 06, 2023
As long as no life was lost, the bridge can go deep down the waters.
CelebritiesRe: Man Almost Lands In Trouble As Olosho Suffers Asthma In His House by Westerhoffe(m): 6:57am On Jun 06, 2023
Them for don tag am ritualist and killer by people wey no even get any evidence.

The lawyer is a Pastor… see what he called the direct immorality… fornication. grin
PropertiesRe: Beware Of The Kind Of Electrician You Hire. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:53am On Jun 06, 2023
Destiny, why now? shocked
RomanceRe: Will You Leave Your Wife.. If This Happens by Westerhoffe(m): 6:51am On Jun 06, 2023
superCleanworks:
it baffles me how some people find such space for gigantic crap in their head, especially with all the challenges constantly popping up. See what someone is thinking at 3:28am
When sex is the main thing in a human's head, they devise several thoughts on it.
PoliticsRe: The Downfall Of Nigeria And The President Is Paramount To Some People by Westerhoffe(m): 6:49am On Jun 06, 2023
Is Nigeria still standing?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Husband And Wife Snake I Killed On The Farm (pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:45am On Jun 06, 2023
A generation of serpents wiped out…

Thou hast bruised their head… they shalt never be able to bruise thine heels.


But… how will you have the mind to eat these ropes? shocked
RomanceRe: I Had A Flash Of Me Giving Birth/in A Labor Room And I’m Not Even Pregnant by Westerhoffe(m): 6:43am On Jun 06, 2023
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I had a flash of me being in the labor room/ giving birth and I’m not even pregnant.

What could this mean?[/color]
Meet this guy I quoted below… that might be how it's meant to come true.

HacheNoire:
You need to meet with me urgently.

I also had a dream I was carrying a baby in the Labour room and I am not married.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Tours The New National Security Adviser Office (pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:41am On Jun 06, 2023
cool
PoliticsRe: 78 Killed, 12 Kidnapped In Tinubu’s First Week – Nigeria Security Tracker by Westerhoffe(m): 6:40am On Jun 06, 2023
Divided Nation.
PoliticsRe: We Are Increasingly Losing Nigeria by Westerhoffe(m): 6:37am On Jun 06, 2023
grin
AutosRe: Used And New Car Export Trade by Westerhoffe(m): 6:32am On Jun 06, 2023
grin

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