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Romance › Re: White Women Are Bustier Than Black Women. Change My View (pictures!!) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:00pm On Jun 05, 2023
angry

I hate big boobs and butts… my main turnoff point.

Just normal is OK.
Romance › Re: No Teeth... Players Only by Westerhoffe(m): 5:53pm On Jun 05, 2023
Do whatever you want man… simp or no simp, redpiller or not, do whatever comes to your mind.
Help her out since you can.
Politics › Re: Another baby factory busted in Abia by Westerhoffe(m): 5:49pm On Jun 05, 2023
Wait, what are they using the babies for?
Because this is beyond just adopts… undecided
Politics › Re: Unemployment Rate In The World By Countries In Percentage (photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:48pm On Jun 05, 2023
Pierohandsome:
Among the most miserable countries, enemies of Nigeria have been scrolling the list to see if Nigeria is on the list. But God failed them grin
I was scrolling to see which number Nigeria carries… but I'm happy Nigeria didn't make the list.
cheesy
Crime › Re: 3 Israeli, 1 Egyptian Soldier Killed In Gun Battle Along Border (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:45pm On Jun 05, 2023
Killings everywhere…
Education › Re: Solve This First Order Ordinary Differential Equation Please by Westerhoffe(m): 5:42pm On Jun 05, 2023
According to ChatGPT:

Solve First Order ODE

Solve This First Order Ordinary Differential Equation
(X^2 + y)dx + (x + e^y)DT

To solve the first-order ordinary differential equation (ODE):

(X^2 + y)dx + (x + e^y)dy = 0

We can check if it is exact by verifying if the partial derivatives with respect to x and y are equal. Let's calculate those:

∂/∂y (X^2 + y) = 1
∂/∂x (x + e^y) = 1

Since the partial derivatives are equal, the equation is exact.

To solve the exact ODE, we need to find a potential function Φ(x, y) such that:

∂Φ/∂x = X^2 + y
∂Φ/∂y = x + e^y

Integrating the first equation with respect to x:

Φ(x, y) = (1/3)x^3 + xy + f(y)

Here, f(y) is an arbitrary function of y alone. Next, we differentiate Φ(x, y) with respect to y and set it equal to the second equation:

∂Φ/∂y = x + e^y
d/dy [(1/3)x^3 + xy + f(y)] = x + e^y

Differentiating the terms with respect to y:

d/dy (1/3)x^3 + d/dy (xy) + d/dy [f(y)] = x + e^y
0 + x + f'(y) = x + e^y

We can see that f'(y) = e^y. Integrating both sides with respect to y:

∫f'(y) dy = ∫e^y dy
f(y) = e^y + C

Here, C is the constant of integration.

Substituting this value of f(y) into our potential function:

Φ(x, y) = (1/3)x^3 + xy + e^y + C

Now, we have found the potential function Φ(x, y). To find the solution to the exact ODE, we equate Φ(x, y) to a constant, K:

(1/3)x^3 + xy + e^y + C = K

This is the general solution to the given first-order ODE.
Politics › Re: Strike: Return To Work, Tinubu Begs Health Workers by Westerhoffe(m): 5:34pm On Jun 05, 2023
The health sector is crucial…
Them going on a strike will cost loss of lives.

He tried begging them, unlike one that will issue threat instead.

But who noticed that the world is in trouble now?

Fracas everywhere!
Politics › Re: You Acted Like An Errand Boy: Court Dismisses Keyamo's SPV Suit Against Atiku by Westerhoffe(m):
shocked

When net catch fisherman!

cheesy

grin
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy: You Can't Task The Poor To Pay The Rich - NLC Mobilises For Wed by Westerhoffe(m): 3:06pm On Jun 05, 2023
Total National Shutdown.
Career › Re: Have You Experienced This Before? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:55pm On Jun 05, 2023
[quote author=oyoofong post=123586906][/quote]grin grin
Politics › Re: Military man Narrates When He's Life Was Vanity after encounter with shekau by Westerhoffe(m): 6:38am On Jun 05, 2023
Omoawoke:
You stay in your comfort zone typing this.
Someone that has never been shot at before or has never taken cover from rain of bullets pouring at you from all directions while you begin to cry mummy
You don't need to reply that unserious keyboard warrior.
Na him type dey shout "Mummy ooo" if dem hear knockout sound.
Travel › Re: Subsidy: FCT To Develop Lanes As FRSC Wants Nigerians To Embrace Bicycles by Westerhoffe(m): 11:07pm On Jun 04, 2023
seborrhic:
My issue here is the kind of journalists we have.
How can simple arithmetic of 185 to 500 be a more than 300% jump!
@topic,it's an idea but that means many people will arrive at their offices and places of business smelling of sweat
It's 270%.
I guess they rounded it up.
Webmasters › Re: Do You Need A Youtube Channel? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:43pm On Jun 04, 2023
cliqtips:
Nigerians dont want to spend money to make money.

You guys should know that you'll need to invest in things that will make you more money.

It's a win win after end of the day
Most of such ads on this platform are by scammers.
So I have my reasons and making my points.
No hard feelings.
Nairaland General › Re: Army Rescues 21pregnant Girls, Two Children In Abia Baby Factory Raid by Westerhoffe(m): 8:40pm On Jun 04, 2023
Funny enough… one of them was wearing a top with NO PROBLEM written on it.

cheesy grin
Nairaland General › Re: Army Rescues 21pregnant Girls, Two Children In Abia Baby Factory Raid by Westerhoffe(m): 8:37pm On Jun 04, 2023
Using Google Earth to confirm location…
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Loading…
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Southeast spotted…
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Abia State located…
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Searching location…
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Determining location…
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Location has been raided…
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Handing over search to NCAN.
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Logging out.
Career › Re: Have You Experienced This Before? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2023
professore:
apart from going to court (because of the financial implication, what can be done? grin
Concede defeat… let it slide. cool
Romance › Re: What Is The Easiest Way To Find Good Wife Or Husband In A Church? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:49pm On Jun 04, 2023
linearity:
You guys are the one misquoting the Bible ascribing to it your own opinions.

Where in that passage did God choose a wife for Isaac? God instructed Abramham to make sure his son does not marry from the unbelievers around him but rather his son must marry from among the Christians in his kindred.

The first and the last person God choose a wife was Adam and when things went wrong Adam blamed God….saying ‘It was the woman you gave me…”.

If you want a wife now, off course it is important to kneel down and pray that, God should direct and guide you, but you will be the one to ultimately make your choice based on sets of parameters and values that you have set aside.

Do not add to God’s words, do not speak when He has not spoken, there is a curse for that.
I'm sure you didn't even read the suggested chapter.
Well, I'm not in the mood for arguments this evening.
Most of you just would never understand what you read.
Romance › Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2023
saintbillion:
Lol. Na thesame issue we all dey face there ooo. But I still dey sha. Trying to move it forward
OK bro…
Let me go check it there.
Career › Re: Have You Experienced This Before? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2023
professore:
grin
[color=#006600][/color]is that not criminal?
cheesy
It's a crime o!
Oya, take them to court.
Romance › Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:11pm On Jun 04, 2023
saintbillion:
Yeah bro. Longest time. All of una just run away from UG foorum.
Sure bro!
Nice to hear from you again man!!

I didn't run away though… the loading delay is just too annoying. And they're not doing anything about it.
Health › Re: Almajiri Drowns In Kano Pond by Westerhoffe(m): 6:07pm On Jun 04, 2023
Sad… really sad…
If only he knew how to swim, he could had had a higher chance of surviving.
Romance › Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Westerhoffe(m): 5:55pm On Jun 04, 2023
Saintbillion!
My main dude there at UG.
Hope it's same person though?
Politics › Re: Who Positioned Tinubu's Portrait On Atiku Head? by Westerhoffe(m): 5:40pm On Jun 04, 2023
gimakon2:
Waste of time, Mxm.
See wetin day talk.
Una no go read comment, understand wetin pesin dey talk, una go just quote dey yarn trash.
No vex me this evening because I dey vex this evening.
Career › Re: Have You Experienced This Before? by Westerhoffe(m): 5:38pm On Jun 04, 2023
grin
Maybe them collect, to copy and paste your CV as their own.
Politics › Re: Who Positioned Tinubu's Portrait On Atiku Head? by Westerhoffe(m): 5:35pm On Jun 04, 2023
gimakon2:
Countries unseat president's who run the system like monarchy.
You base your boasts on a corrupt government? Make them no surprise you sooner or later.
Countries… is Nigeria among those countries? undecided
Talking like you're not in Nigeria.
As una protest, rally do everything wey una know how to during the previous government, did you unseat him?

And talking of boast; who is boasting here? Over what and who?
Abeg, if you no understand my comment, no dey mention me again.
Romance › Re: “God, Am I A Stone?” – Singer Tiwa Savage Expresses Interest In Getting Married by Westerhoffe(m): 1:01pm On Jun 04, 2023
Rayban25:
Truth is bitter lipsrsealed
Truth is not bitter. Truth is sweet.
Sports › Re: My Father Destroyed My Super Eagles Dream — Saka by Westerhoffe(m): 1:00pm On Jun 04, 2023
Don't play for Super Eagles.
Keep your progress outside the walls.
Romance › Re: “God, Am I A Stone?” – Singer Tiwa Savage Expresses Interest In Getting Married by Westerhoffe(m): 12:57pm On Jun 04, 2023
Rayban25:
Nobody wants to have a Nigerian version of kim Kardashian as a wife whose sex tape is a blockbuster...just take care of your son
Oga, try and have mercy some times na. shocked
Romance › Re: What Is The Easiest Way To Find Good Wife Or Husband In A Church? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:47pm On Jun 04, 2023
linearity:
The Bible says….’he that finds a wife…’ and not ‘he that God chooses a wife for’.

Throughout the old and New Testament, I have never come across a single passage after the fall of man where God choose a wife for someone.
You can't find… because you don't read your Bible properly.

Read Genesis Chapter 24.
Crime › Re: Four Children Drown In Canada While Fishing by Westerhoffe(m): 7:48am On Jun 04, 2023
Sad!
Imagine the pain!!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Rejects His Girlfriend Wedding Proposal On A Busy Street (pix/vid) by Westerhoffe(m):
PEACE was written at the back of his VAWULENCE.
Classic.
cool

Nia69
Romance › Re: What Is The Easiest Way To Find Good Wife Or Husband In A Church? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:43am On Jun 04, 2023
Let GOD choose for you.

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