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Nairaland General › Re: Breaking: NLC And TUC Suspend Planned Strike After Meeting With Fg by Westerhoffe(m): 6:27am On Jun 06, 2023

Mmm…

Politics › Re: If Nigerian Is Not An Oil Producing Nation, How Much Will Oil Cost? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:22am On Jun 06, 2023

₦34 per litre.
Yes, I said so. If you don't agree, argue with NNPC.

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:51am On Jun 06, 2023

Nia69:
I'll ignore you.

You could have done that already heretofore… undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:09am On Jun 06, 2023

Nia69:
Thank you. Please edit my name.

And if I don't? angry

Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 10:11pm On Jun 05, 2023

LAXconfidential:
Power is indeed transient. That judge wouldn't dare had they been in power

That's it… the judge knew what he said… just waited for the right time to lash out.

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Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 9:59pm On Jun 05, 2023

LagosFirstSon:
na so 😂

Abeg chop knuckles.
cheesy

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Family › Re: Delta Man Cries Out For Help Over Wife Allegedly Assaulting Him Repeatedly by Westerhoffe(m): 9:49pm On Jun 05, 2023

Continue staying with her until she fulfill her promise of sending you 6 feet below. You're a lover man… A real husband material that loves his woman like Juliet's Romeo. Die first… just let her kill you so that we can type RIP.
I tell you, I will personally type, "NTOOR".

angry

Abeg, who get that Dino "Ntoor" meme make him borrow me.

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Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 9:45pm On Jun 05, 2023

LagosFirstSon:
Another N10million fine loading 😂

Ehen now… shebi the both of them are working for the government? Na 2 cut 4.

cool

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Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:43pm On Jun 05, 2023

My first account was registered in 2012, when Nairalanders were still sane, inspiring, educative and informative.

Now, na craze people and scammers full here.

Nia69.
cool

Career › Re: I Can’t Drive Car Despite Driving Trucks – Ademola Omolade (Female Truck Driver) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:36pm On Jun 05, 2023

The car will feel too short… I understand.

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Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 9:34pm On Jun 05, 2023

Don't mind that judge that called a whole you an errand boy. Just carry the appeal to him like an errand boy. You have nothing to lose.

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Politics › Re: NNPCL Pegs Ex-Depot Price At ₦479.50 Per Litre by Westerhoffe(m): 9:28pm On Jun 05, 2023

mariahAngel:
Nigeria; a very unstable country.

Moon-walkingly stable.
In fact, it's a very hypertensively stablilzed country.

Politics › Re: Another baby factory busted in Abia by Westerhoffe(m): 6:04pm On Jun 05, 2023

Raskimonojendor:
They sell them for cash like animals or pets; hence, the term "baby factory"

Romance › Re: White Women Are Bustier Than Black Women. Change My View (pictures!!) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:00pm On Jun 05, 2023

I hate big boobs and butts… my main turnoff point.

Just normal is OK.

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Romance › Re: No Teeth... Players Only by Westerhoffe(m): 5:53pm On Jun 05, 2023

Do whatever you want man… simp or no simp, redpiller or not, do whatever comes to your mind.
Help her out since you can.

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Politics › Re: Another baby factory busted in Abia by Westerhoffe(m): 5:49pm On Jun 05, 2023

Wait, what are they using the babies for?
Because this is beyond just adopts… undecided

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Politics › Re: Unemployment Rate In The World By Countries In Percentage (photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:48pm On Jun 05, 2023

Pierohandsome:
Among the most miserable countries, enemies of Nigeria have been scrolling the list to see if Nigeria is on the list. But God failed them

I was scrolling to see which number Nigeria carries… but I'm happy Nigeria didn't make the list.
cheesy

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Crime › Re: 3 Israeli, 1 Egyptian Soldier Killed In Gun Battle Along Border (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:45pm On Jun 05, 2023

Killings everywhere…

Education › Re: Solve This First Order Ordinary Differential Equation Please by Westerhoffe(m): 5:42pm On Jun 05, 2023

According to ChatGPT:

Solve First Order ODE

Solve This First Order Ordinary Differential Equation
(X^2 + y)dx + (x + e^y)DT

To solve the first-order ordinary differential equation (ODE):

(X^2 + y)dx + (x + e^y)dy = 0

We can check if it is exact by verifying if the partial derivatives with respect to x and y are equal. Let's calculate those:

∂/∂y (X^2 + y) = 1
∂/∂x (x + e^y) = 1

Since the partial derivatives are equal, the equation is exact.

To solve the exact ODE, we need to find a potential function Φ(x, y) such that:

∂Φ/∂x = X^2 + y
∂Φ/∂y = x + e^y

Integrating the first equation with respect to x:

Φ(x, y) = (1/3)x^3 + xy + f(y)

Here, f(y) is an arbitrary function of y alone. Next, we differentiate Φ(x, y) with respect to y and set it equal to the second equation:

∂Φ/∂y = x + e^y
d/dy [(1/3)x^3 + xy + f(y)] = x + e^y

Differentiating the terms with respect to y:

d/dy (1/3)x^3 + d/dy (xy) + d/dy [f(y)] = x + e^y
0 + x + f'(y) = x + e^y

We can see that f'(y) = e^y. Integrating both sides with respect to y:

∫f'(y) dy = ∫e^y dy
f(y) = e^y + C

Here, C is the constant of integration.

Substituting this value of f(y) into our potential function:

Φ(x, y) = (1/3)x^3 + xy + e^y + C

Now, we have found the potential function Φ(x, y). To find the solution to the exact ODE, we equate Φ(x, y) to a constant, K:

(1/3)x^3 + xy + e^y + C = K

This is the general solution to the given first-order ODE.

Politics › Re: Strike: Return To Work, Tinubu Begs Health Workers by Westerhoffe(m): 5:34pm On Jun 05, 2023

The health sector is crucial…
Them going on a strike will cost loss of lives.

He tried begging them, unlike one that will issue threat instead.

But who noticed that the world is in trouble now?

Fracas everywhere!

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Politics › Re: You Acted Like An Errand Boy: Court Dismisses Keyamo's SPV Suit Against Atiku by Westerhoffe(m): 5:10pm On Jun 05, 2023*

When net catch fisherman!

cheesy

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Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy: You Can't Task The Poor To Pay The Rich - NLC Mobilises For Wed by Westerhoffe(m): 3:06pm On Jun 05, 2023

Total National Shutdown.

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Career › Re: Have You Experienced This Before? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:55pm On Jun 05, 2023

[quote author=oyoofong post=123586906][/quote] grin

Politics › Re: Military man Narrates When He's Life Was Vanity after encounter with shekau by Westerhoffe(m): 6:38am On Jun 05, 2023

Omoawoke:
You stay in your comfort zone typing this.
Someone that has never been shot at before or has never taken cover from rain of bullets pouring at you from all directions while you begin to cry mummy

You don't need to reply that unserious keyboard warrior.
Na him type dey shout "Mummy ooo" if dem hear knockout sound.

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Travel › Re: Subsidy: FCT To Develop Lanes As FRSC Wants Nigerians To Embrace Bicycles by Westerhoffe(m): 11:07pm On Jun 04, 2023

seborrhic:
My issue here is the kind of journalists we have.
How can simple arithmetic of 185 to 500 be a more than 300% jump!
@topic,it's an idea but that means many people will arrive at their offices and places of business smelling of sweat

It's 270%.
I guess they rounded it up.

Webmasters › Re: Do You Need A Youtube Channel? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:43pm On Jun 04, 2023

cliqtips:
Nigerians dont want to spend money to make money.

You guys should know that you'll need to invest in things that will make you more money.

It's a win win after end of the day

Most of such ads on this platform are by scammers.
So I have my reasons and making my points.
No hard feelings.

Nairaland General › Re: Army Rescues 21pregnant Girls, Two Children In Abia Baby Factory Raid by Westerhoffe(m): 8:40pm On Jun 04, 2023

Funny enough… one of them was wearing a top with NO PROBLEM written on it.

cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Army Rescues 21pregnant Girls, Two Children In Abia Baby Factory Raid by Westerhoffe(m): 8:37pm On Jun 04, 2023

Using Google Earth to confirm location…
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Loading…
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Southeast spotted…
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Abia State located…
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Searching location…
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Determining location…
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Location has been raided…
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Handing over search to NCAN.
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Logging out.

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Career › Re: Have You Experienced This Before? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2023

professore:
apart from going to court (because of the financial implication, what can be done?

Concede defeat… let it slide. cool

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Romance › Re: What Is The Easiest Way To Find Good Wife Or Husband In A Church? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:49pm On Jun 04, 2023

linearity:
You guys are the one misquoting the Bible ascribing to it your own opinions.

Where in that passage did God choose a wife for Isaac? God instructed Abramham to make sure his son does not marry from the unbelievers around him but rather his son must marry from among the Christians in his kindred.

The first and the last person God choose a wife was Adam and when things went wrong Adam blamed God….saying ‘It was the woman you gave me…”.

If you want a wife now, off course it is important to kneel down and pray that, God should direct and guide you, but you will be the one to ultimately make your choice based on sets of parameters and values that you have set aside.

Do not add to God’s words, do not speak when He has not spoken, there is a curse for that.

I'm sure you didn't even read the suggested chapter.
Well, I'm not in the mood for arguments this evening.
Most of you just would never understand what you read.

Romance › Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2023

saintbillion:
Lol. Na thesame issue we all dey face there ooo. But I still dey sha. Trying to move it forward

OK bro…
Let me go check it there.

Career › Re: Have You Experienced This Before? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2023

professore:

[color=#006600][/color]is that not criminal?

It's a crime o!
Oya, take them to court.

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