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Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:10am On Jun 06, 2023

Okay.

Why deactivate the account?
Anny69
huh

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:08am On Jun 06, 2023

Okay.

You like… deactivated the account or what? huh

Politics › Re: 78 Killed, 12 Kidnapped In Tinubu’s First Week – Nigeria Security Tracker by Westerhoffe(m): 9:07am On Jun 06, 2023

Dsalvo:
Horribly divided. No excuses for Tinubu to hide behind though.

He should liberalise our democracy asap and give regions and State better autonomy and control over their own success and/or failure.

After that, we will quickly see Nigerians begin 'regulating' themselves instead of always seeking to blame one man and one office when, to a good extent, we have all been given the freedom to succeed or keep failing .

If only… if only…

Politics › Re: The Downfall Of Nigeria And The President Is Paramount To Some People by Westerhoffe(m): 9:06am On Jun 06, 2023

accordadoga28:
Some people wan kuku paralyze am patapata

Paralyze?
Since when?

Country wey don paralyze since the Civil War?
Nobody die twice na… huh

Travel › Re: Bridge Under Construction Collapse In India by Westerhoffe(m): 9:05am On Jun 06, 2023

CivilEngineer90:
and tax payers money flow down the drain.

Due to a poor engineering.

Romance › Re: I Was Used For A Ritual By Yahoo Guy But Escaped Death - Miss Adun by Westerhoffe(m): 7:22am On Jun 06, 2023

tonywonder:
She's alive to tell the story so others can learn! Some don't live to tell....

Yea… that's her luck.

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Romance › Re: I Was Used For A Ritual By Yahoo Guy But Escaped Death - Miss Adun by Westerhoffe(m): 7:19am On Jun 06, 2023

So, what should we do about it?
When some ladies find a good man who is really interested in them, they call them, "Nice guy, simp, mugu, mumu, maga, lover boy" and all sort of derogatory names all because you're hot cake to sexual predators, forgetting that time flies bye.

Now, you're regretting…
Well, enjoy your regrets while it lasts.

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Crime › Re: My Chat With A A Suspected Scammer by Westerhoffe(m): 7:11am On Jun 06, 2023

What is the extension name of the files?

To be honest, these whites are weird.
That was how an American woman once told me she was lonely. I didn't take it serious. She always complain of loneliness until one day she requested for my Skype. I gave her. She called, (believe me, she's not bad) then she said she just went shopping, got some bikinis she wants me to see if they look good on her. That's how I disabled my internet here because anyone can just enter my room without knocking as it was a Saturday.

So, what is the extension name of the files he sent you?

Travel › Re: Bridge Under Construction Collapse In India by Westerhoffe(m): 7:01am On Jun 06, 2023

As long as no life was lost, the bridge can go deep down the waters.

Celebrities › Re: Man Almost Lands In Trouble As Olosho Suffers Asthma In His House by Westerhoffe(m): 6:57am On Jun 06, 2023

Them for don tag am ritualist and killer by people wey no even get any evidence.

The lawyer is a Pastor… see what he called the direct immorality… fornication. grin

Properties › Re: Beware Of The Kind Of Electrician You Hire. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:53am On Jun 06, 2023

Destiny, why now? shocked

Romance › Re: Will You Leave Your Wife.. If This Happens by Westerhoffe(m): 6:51am On Jun 06, 2023

superCleanworks:
it baffles me how some people find such space for gigantic crap in their head, especially with all the challenges constantly popping up. See what someone is thinking at 3:28am

When sex is the main thing in a human's head, they devise several thoughts on it.

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Politics › Re: The Downfall Of Nigeria And The President Is Paramount To Some People by Westerhoffe(m): 6:49am On Jun 06, 2023

Is Nigeria still standing?

Nairaland General › Re: Checkout The Husband And Wife Snake I Killed On The Farm (pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:45am On Jun 06, 2023

A generation of serpents wiped out…

Thou hast bruised their head… they shalt never be able to bruise thine heels.

But… how will you have the mind to eat these ropes? shocked

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Romance › Re: I Had A Flash Of Me Giving Birth/in A Labor Room And I’m Not Even Pregnant by Westerhoffe(m): 6:43am On Jun 06, 2023

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I had a flash of me being in the labor room/ giving birth and I’m not even pregnant.

What could this mean?[/color]

Meet this guy I quoted below… that might be how it's meant to come true.

HacheNoire:
You need to meet with me urgently.

I also had a dream I was carrying a baby in the Labour room and I am not married.

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Tours The New National Security Adviser Office (pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:41am On Jun 06, 2023

Politics › Re: 78 Killed, 12 Kidnapped In Tinubu’s First Week – Nigeria Security Tracker by Westerhoffe(m): 6:40am On Jun 06, 2023

Divided Nation.

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Politics › Re: We Are Increasingly Losing Nigeria by Westerhoffe(m): 6:37am On Jun 06, 2023

Autos › Re: Used And New Car Export Trade by Westerhoffe(m): 6:32am On Jun 06, 2023

Nairaland General › Re: Breaking: NLC And TUC Suspend Planned Strike After Meeting With Fg by Westerhoffe(m): 6:27am On Jun 06, 2023

Mmm…

Politics › Re: If Nigerian Is Not An Oil Producing Nation, How Much Will Oil Cost? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:22am On Jun 06, 2023

₦34 per litre.
Yes, I said so. If you don't agree, argue with NNPC.

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:51am On Jun 06, 2023

Nia69:
I'll ignore you.

You could have done that already heretofore… undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:09am On Jun 06, 2023

Nia69:
Thank you. Please edit my name.

And if I don't? angry

Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 10:11pm On Jun 05, 2023

LAXconfidential:
Power is indeed transient. That judge wouldn't dare had they been in power

That's it… the judge knew what he said… just waited for the right time to lash out.

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Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 9:59pm On Jun 05, 2023

LagosFirstSon:
na so 😂

Abeg chop knuckles.
cheesy

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Family › Re: Delta Man Cries Out For Help Over Wife Allegedly Assaulting Him Repeatedly by Westerhoffe(m): 9:49pm On Jun 05, 2023

Continue staying with her until she fulfill her promise of sending you 6 feet below. You're a lover man… A real husband material that loves his woman like Juliet's Romeo. Die first… just let her kill you so that we can type RIP.
I tell you, I will personally type, "NTOOR".

angry

Abeg, who get that Dino "Ntoor" meme make him borrow me.

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Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 9:45pm On Jun 05, 2023

LagosFirstSon:
Another N10million fine loading 😂

Ehen now… shebi the both of them are working for the government? Na 2 cut 4.

cool

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Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come Across Nairaland, what brought you to Nairaland??? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:43pm On Jun 05, 2023

My first account was registered in 2012, when Nairalanders were still sane, inspiring, educative and informative.

Now, na craze people and scammers full here.

Nia69.
cool

Career › Re: I Can’t Drive Car Despite Driving Trucks – Ademola Omolade (Female Truck Driver) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:36pm On Jun 05, 2023

The car will feel too short… I understand.

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Politics › Re: Keyamo To Appeal As Court Fines Him N10m For Frivolous Lawsuit by Westerhoffe(m): 9:34pm On Jun 05, 2023

Don't mind that judge that called a whole you an errand boy. Just carry the appeal to him like an errand boy. You have nothing to lose.

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Politics › Re: NNPCL Pegs Ex-Depot Price At ₦479.50 Per Litre by Westerhoffe(m): 9:28pm On Jun 05, 2023

mariahAngel:
Nigeria; a very unstable country.

Moon-walkingly stable.
In fact, it's a very hypertensively stablilzed country.

Politics › Re: Another baby factory busted in Abia by Westerhoffe(m): 6:04pm On Jun 05, 2023

Raskimonojendor:
They sell them for cash like animals or pets; hence, the term "baby factory"

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