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Romance › Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Westerhoffe(m): 3:27am On Feb 09, 2024

Expect your landlord next.

Romance › Re: Distress Sale: Fairly Used Generator For Sale (Graphic pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:23am On Feb 09, 2024*

If your generator releases smoke like this, replace its piston and rings.
If fumes persist, replace the crankcase/engine block.

But with this, I think you have a Locomotive Engine for sale and not a generator.

After all this madness, they'd now be looking for a decent man when they're getting older.

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Politics › Re: This Image Has A Deep Meaning. by Westerhoffe(m): 3:19am On Feb 09, 2024

saasala:
Is AK 47 a joke to you?

Don't mind him…
He watches too much TV.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 3:02am On Feb 09, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
What is the name of your own god?

I know you can't answer because it will expose your delusions and ignorance.

I want to know why you are condemning and rejecting the 'LORD GOD ALMIGHTY'.

You keep condemning the name of the LORD, despite He saying:

“And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.”
— Genesis 17:1 (KJV)

Answer the questions.

Who is the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?

Why do you detest the name and Person of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?

Is He the LIVING GOD?
Is He among the gods?
Is He among the lords?
Is He an idol?
Is He a graven image?

I know you are refusing to answer because it will expose your ignorance again. But you must answer the simple questions with all sincerity if you truly claim to know GOD.

Politics › Re: Do You Agree With This Man On This? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:44pm On Feb 08, 2024

When Nigerians can no longer take it, they will do the right thing.

So until then, let them rock their hunger in peace in one piece.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:37pm On Feb 08, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
Just the name of your god, period!

Stop deviating from the point for a bail-out.
I want to know why you are condemning the 'LORD GOD ALMIGHTY'.
Don't dodge it by that tactic of yours. I'm too used to seeing such.

You keep condemning the name of the LORD, despite He saying:

“And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.”
— Genesis 17:1 (KJV)

Answer the questions.

Who is the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?

Why do you detest the name and Person of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?

Is He the LIVING GOD?
Is He among the gods?
Is He among the lords?
Is He an idol?
Is He a graven image?

I know you are refusing to answer because it will expose your ignorance again. But you must answer the simple questions with all sincerity if you truly claim to know GOD.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:41pm On Feb 08, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
Your problem is that you don't know how to differentiate between TITLES and a NAME.

PhD, Dr, San, Chief Justice and so on are all TITLES not the NAME of the title owner.

So stop been childish and name the person who owns all these titles.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:31pm On Feb 08, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
Guy all these are nonsense and Ingredients just say the name of your god. Period!

This is not nonsense.
Don't dodge it by that tactic.

You keep condemning the name of the LORD, despite He saying:

“And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.”
— Genesis 17:1 (KJV)

Answer the questions.

Who is the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?
Why do you detest the name and Person of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?

Is He the LIVING GOD?
Is He among the gods?
Is He among the lords?
Is He an idol?
Is He a graven image?

I know you are refusing to answer because it will expose your ignorance again. But you must answer the simple questions with all sincerity if you truly claim to know GOD.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:14pm On Feb 08, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
See epistle simply because you don't know the name of your god!

This is why you never learn.
Why are you having difficulty admitting the Personality of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?

Let me ask you even, who is the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?
Why do you detest the name and Person of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY?

Is He the LIVING GOD?
Is He among the gods?
Is He among the lords?
Is He an idol?
Is He a graven image

Family › Re: Check Out My Daughters' Emotional Reaction To Our Baby Amnouncement by Westerhoffe(m): 12:27pm On Feb 08, 2024*

Awwwnnn…
This got me emotional mehn!
Their reaction is just too sincere!!

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Crime › Re: Shocking!!! Pretty Student Caught Cheating In Exam Hall by Westerhoffe(m): 10:45am On Feb 08, 2024

Real life MI6 Agent 48.

Romance › Re: What Should I Do With This Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 10:37am On Feb 08, 2024

Knack knack knack.
This is how several glorious children have been stripped of their destiny.

Sports › Re: What Are Your Expectations Of Super Eagles Against Elephants Of Ivory Coast? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:28am On Feb 08, 2024*

iwaeda:
What are your expectations of Super Eagles against Elephants of Ivory Coast?

For the fun of replying,

Eagles eat flesh.
Elephants eat herbs.
We both know who the predator is.

But in this match, may the best team win.

The Elephants ate the Eagles together with the tree leaves and branches.

The Eagles shouldn't have perched on the branch being consumed.

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Family › Re: Should I Send My Children All The Bills I Incurred On Them? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:26am On Feb 08, 2024

Coming live to you from the Enemyofpeace.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:10am On Feb 08, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
Funny churchian with meaningless slogans:

"Freemason"

You people just think by labelling true disciples of Christ you've done something reasonable shey?
You that can't even see that there are many Lords and Gods also join God's enemies to call His worshipers names.
Well Jesus has told us that you will label us with different names {Matthew 10:24-25} when you don't even know where you belong.

By the way churchy clown, how do you pronounce the name of your lord using the upper case?
Because Abraham is Lord, Saul is Lord, David is Lord, Jesus is Lord. All these servants of God were addressed as "Lord" during their lifetime on planet earth so PRESIDENT President and president could be pronounced differently shey?
Shame on you misinformed churchian!

1. A true disciple of JESUS CHRIST I will know when I interact with one. And JWs are far from being one until they read the Bible, understand it and teach men it.

2. There are many lords and gods, but they are not and will never be the ONE TRUE LIVING GOD.
I am a friend to them who teach men the truth of the Word of GOD and will resist all that I can find to teach men otherwise.

3. Being a JW does not connote you as a worshipper of the ONE TRUE LIVING GOD. Because all your beliefs and doctrines are contrary to the Truth of the Word of GOD.

4. JESUS CHRIST did not refer to JWs as those who will be persecuted or hated of all men for His name's sake, but they who truly uphold His name and testimony, which JWs are not found to be due to their doctrines.

5. I am very much aware of the secrets and darks of JWs. I happened to learn and find out a lot about them, even to the founder, Charles Taze Russell. I have interacted physically with several, and I mean several of JWs and I know every aspect of their doctrines. That's why when I tell or ask you something, I already know what your reaction and answer is going to be.

Now, in your eyes, calling me 'churchy clown' gives you a piece of peace to find a way to indirectly use aspersions since you can not vent your anger on me directly, but sit you down and let me lecture you.

Addressing JESUS CHRIST as LORD is not what qualifies you as a follower or disciple of His, but by keeping His commandments.

Whether you call JESUS CHRIST, LORD or not, He is the LORD and that can not be changed by you or anyone.

In your reply to my last post, you shot yourself in the leg trying to differentiate between JESUS CHRIST and the FATHER with 'Lord' and 'LORD'. Now tell me, how do you pronounce both? Can you see how misinformed you actually are? if you don't remember, I have the comment quoted. I can share with you here the link.

You should have realized by now we are taught differently by different personalities.
You have been taught by men of the JWs, fed with their doctrines, and raised their way, but I have been fed and taught by GOD; yes, by the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.

Can't you see you keep contradicting yourself?
That's the difference in who teaches/taught us both.

That's why I'll also tell you to throw that version of your Bible into the fireplace and go get the KJV that was translated before the eyes of them, who were fighting against the Word of GOD be opened.

And also, go and make your research on your religion and see the link between them and Freemasonry.

Sports › Re: This Is Exactly What The Nigrrian High Commission Was Trying To Say by Westerhoffe(m): 12:02am On Feb 08, 2024

If attacked, fight back.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Westerhoffe(m): 10:32pm On Feb 07, 2024

ViceGovernor!
Where wast thou?

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:28pm On Feb 07, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
My advice for you is that you figure out the name of your God because the scriptures say:

"For all the peoples will walk, each in the name of its god, But we will walk in the name of JEHOVAH our God forever and ever. Micah 4:5

And added:

And everyone who calls on the name of JEHOVAH will be saved; For on Mount Zion and in Jerusalem there will be those who escape, just as JEHOVAH has said, The survivors whom JEHOVAH calls.” Joel 2:32

So if you don't know the name of the one and only true God i pity you that day!

“For all people will walk every one in the name of his god, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.”
— Micah 4:5 (KJV)

“And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the LORD shall be delivered: for in mount Zion and in Jerusalem shall be deliverance, as the LORD hath said, and in the remnant whom the LORD shall call.”
— Joel 2:32 (KJV)

I'm pitying you already and your ignorance and your adamance to open your eyes, heart, and mind to see the deception you have been fed with by that religion that hails from Freemasonry.

Crime › Re: Killer Of Enugu Makeup Artist, Sentenced To Death By Hanging by Westerhoffe(m): 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2024

If she's truly guilty as charged, well justice has been served.

Celebrities › Re: Shocking Kanye West And His Wife Bianca Censori Naked Outfit by Westerhoffe(m): 2:25pm On Feb 07, 2024

Why didn't he dress like that too?

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Crime › Re: Adachukwu Chukelu Okafor ‘Inserts Hot Knife Into Housekeeper’s Private Part’ by Westerhoffe(m): 1:29pm On Feb 07, 2024

Tzar:
It’s mostly women from a particular tribe that maltreat their maids and step kids.

Me, I no kukuma mention name sha.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:29pm On Feb 07, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
Guy it's settled, your god differs from mine so go worship yours while i worship mine!

At least you admit your god is not the same as mine.
That's what you should have said all along.

And I'll advise you find the One True GOD of Heaven and Earth, the Creator of the whole universe, and creatures seen and unseen, the seas and all animals.

And also, escape for your life out of being a JW, you're missing a lot in there.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:04pm On Feb 06, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
YES, mine has a name "JEHOVAH"
Yours is nameless!

Childish comment.

Listen to yourself!
Despite reading and quoting me write LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, read what you're still saying.

This is how most of you blame teachers for failing you during exams, meanwhile you do not understand the questions asked even when you read.

And why did you ignore the rest of the exposition? 😁
Because you know it's true!!

Health › Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by Westerhoffe(m): 7:53pm On Feb 06, 2024

Dafresh:
I quoted you, because your reply means it was power from de bible that gave him the skin disease but it was power from Juju

That's why I said you read to reply and not to understand.
Do not be angry at the Bible.

If he had stayed away from another man's wife, the husband would not have laced that on him… that's what I'm saying.

Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 4:25pm On Feb 06, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
Talk about your god not mine!

If I'm to talk about my GOD, it's very clear He's sure very different from yours. Because your god as you do teach says it will kill off the bad people from this earth, wash the earth with what I don't know maybe it's Hypo or Ariel then bring back the souls of those I don't know where it is keeping them, making you accept to run helter-skelter when the trump of the One True GOD shall be sounded, because you are not worthy to be among the saints who will be received up due to your separation from the One True GOD.
If your god also taught you there will be no more seas, then you had better be prepared for massive valleys extending toward the East to West, North to South, stretching across the Atlantic, Indian, Pacific, and the Arctic Ocean, not to talk of other seas yet.

While my GOD said He has prepared a place for us who believe in His name the New Earth, where He will take us to when He would have removed this current earth (your god so much desired to have) and there will be found no place for it ever more and there would be no more sea.

Now, don't you be surprised I know a lot about your god and its doctrines that were chipped from the doctrines of the thirty-third degree Freemasons, wherein your religious leader Charles Taze Russell had the sign and engravement of the "Pyramid of the All Seeing Eye of the Illuminati" over his grave.

Do you want to know more?

Politics › Re: A Bag Of Cement Is Now 8k by Westerhoffe(m): 2:06pm On Feb 06, 2024

Sirhush:
Which part of Lagos abeg.

APC Cement Distribution Limited.
If you tell them you voted APC, you'd still get 40% discount.

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Education › Re: Trapped In Girls' Hostel by Westerhoffe(m): 2:02pm On Feb 06, 2024

Not that funny… it's risky.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create The Devil? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
OK Mr worshiper of a nameless god!

And I tell you that if you just mention the name of GOD but you don't know him, He doesn't know you either.

Health › Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by Westerhoffe(m): 1:32pm On Feb 06, 2024

OtuologyProf:
No be only type 1 leprosy. This thing don show say olodo full for Nigeria and na wetin make me enter panya.
If I do this thing for my body, come shoot film for Nollywood, wetin you go call am?

That you do on your body for movies is not real.

Health › Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by Westerhoffe(m): 1:30pm On Feb 06, 2024

Dafresh:
They said one of the husband used traditional medicine on him and you're here quoting Bible.

You read to reply, not to understand, hence your reply.

If he had stayed away from another man's wife, the husband of one of them would not have had to lace that on him.

Crime › Re: Adachukwu Chukelu Okafor ‘Inserts Hot Knife Into Housekeeper’s Private Part’ by Westerhoffe(m): 12:07pm On Feb 06, 2024*

I wonder why most women maltreat their househelps…
It's high time this form of child labour is banned.

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