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Properties › Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:20pm On Dec 04, 2023
WealthyNigerian:
He found this and was advised to post it on Facebook so that those that knows much about treasure stones and minerals would help him identify it. But unfortunately, non of the comments has ascertained what exact treasure or stone this is.

I know that there are many greatly knowledgeable People on Nairaland that would be able to tell us what this is and it's value. I'm sending this Thread's Link to him immediately now so that he would follow the discussion to know it's value for certain. And so that he would take the necessary security steps in guarding that his Landed Property for the massive natural Wealth which this may indicate is abundantly there.

I'm sure that we shall be able to get our assured confirmation here. So, great Nairalanders, what do you think this is and its value?
That's a Quartz, not a Diamond.
Romance › Re: Lady In Tears After Losing Her Caring Boyfriend To Her Cunning Roommate by Westerhoffe(m):
Anny69.
cool

Anny69:
Okay I'm queer, I love women. This thread is none of my business!
I see your eyes opening very soon… but by then, I hope it's not too late.
Phones › Re: Help My Phone Is Giving Me Wahala by Westerhoffe(m): 5:48am On Dec 04, 2023
It's going to be soow because its RAM is just 1GB.
How can you spend that much on such a device?
Literature › Re: Have Anyone Ever Ordered Books Online And Got It. by Westerhoffe(m): 2:29am On Dec 02, 2023
Anny69:
Well your opinion wasn't needed.

Literature › Re: Have Anyone Ever Ordered Books Online And Got It. by Westerhoffe(m): 11:06pm On Dec 01, 2023
Anny69:
Kindly tell me how this is your business.
The moment you posted it on a public forum, it becomes everyone's business.

Romance › Re: I'm A Proud Virgin: A Woman Would Be Lucky To Have Me by Westerhoffe(m): 11:00pm On Dec 01, 2023
OtuologyProf:
I still used condom if you got the entire gist
🧐🙄😐😑
Literature › Re: Have Anyone Ever Ordered Books Online And Got It. by Westerhoffe(m): 10:59pm On Dec 01, 2023
Anny69:
What's your gender? Why did you send a mail?
Gender Police.
Well done.
Reply the mail, delete or ignore it.

Annyouncer.


😏
Romance › Re: I'm A Proud Virgin: A Woman Would Be Lucky To Have Me by Westerhoffe(m): 8:59pm On Dec 01, 2023
😕
Who was narrating an event in the link below?

https://www.nairaland.com/7922302/sex-19-year-old-today

You need to be sanctioned with a Steel Cage Handicap Match with Brock Lesnar; rules, Last Man Standing.
Romance › Re: Someone's Wife Material �� by Westerhoffe(m): 1:41pm On Dec 01, 2023
Anny69:
🤭Proudly!

Business › Re: How I Replied A Customer That Promise To Get Back To Me( Read Chat) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:39pm On Nov 30, 2023
Just delete the chat screeshots because he can sue you for breach of privacy.
And funny enough, you started advertising again after the exchange!

Wow!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamas Claims Responsibility For Jerusalem Shooting Which Killed Three. by Westerhoffe(m): 9:35pm On Nov 30, 2023
Thundafireseun:
An eye for an eye will make the world a better place…

I love the Do me I Do You habit of Hamas

Israel will be screaming behind the scenes when they are actually the Villains
An eye for an eye, when everybody goes blind, they all will rest.
Na who you see you wan fight.
Romance › Re: Someone's Wife Material �� by Westerhoffe(m): 6:36am On Nov 30, 2023
Anny69:
I don't blame you. I blame women obsessed with you stinky men. undecided
I hope this is not who you're becoming in reality…
Politics › Re: Lagos Commissioner, Tokunbo Wahab Shares Photo Of Houses Blocking Canal by Westerhoffe(m): 6:21am On Nov 30, 2023
Whoever buys such a land needs medical evaluation.
Politics › Re: Oyo Assembly To Investigate Banditry Attacks On Oke-Ogun Villages by Westerhoffe(m): 6:17am On Nov 30, 2023
Investigation?
Like seriously?

What did they say is the best form of defense?
Is it investigation?
Education › Re: 5 Most Poisonous Snakes. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:32pm On Nov 29, 2023
They're predators as well as preys.

When I checked online, the first result I got are these:

Earth is home to about 3,500 species of snakes, but only 600, or so, are venomous. Still, those snakes that are venomous can kill. (Although, they are not the most common causes of death, like automobile accidents and heart attacks.)

It’s tricky to rank these creatures by their level of danger, if not impossible. There are multiple ways to order them — the potency of their venom; how likely they are to strike; how often humans encounter them — and even experts can’t agree on a top-10 list. However, there are a few snakes that would make any list of dangerous reptiles. Here are 10 serpents you don’t want to mess with.


1. King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah)
When people think of deadly snakes, the king cobra is often the one that slithers to mind. It is not only deadly, but also is the longest of the venomous snakes. It can grow up to 18-feet-long, though that’s the extreme. If you happen across one, it’s not likely to be more than 12 feet, or so. Isn’t that reassuring?
These giants eat mostly other snakes, which is a redeeming feature for humans. Though generally not aggressive, they can be mean during the mating season. And you definitely don’t want to sneak up on one. When threatened, they do the classic cobra stance, raising their bodies straight up, spreading their hoods and hissing. If you want to continue to live, you’ll heed this warning.


2. Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis)
The black lining of the black mamba’s mouth inspired its name. Its skin ranges from grey to light brown. The black mamba is not quite as long as the king cobra, but it’s faster. It can zip along at more than 12 miles-an-hour — and often uses these bursts of speed to chase anyone who was unlucky, or foolish enough to provoke it. Its venom contains a potent neurotoxin. Just a couple of drops can kill a human. The black mamba is often described as “nervous,” rather than aggressive. The distinction is probably meaningless if you’ve disturbed one.


3. Boomslang (Dispholidus typus)
Despite the charming name, the boomslang delivers a nasty bite. Its venom, a hemotoxin that causes widespread, severe hemorrhaging, can kill quickly and unpleasantly. However, boomslangs aren’t as aggressive and rarely bother anything that’s too big to eat.

4. Saw-Scaled Viper (genus: Echis, several species)
This snake is small, usually fewer than three-feet-long. But what it lacks in size, it makes up for in attitude. The saw-scaled viper is bad tempered and has a devastating venom. Researchers say these nocturnal hunters are responsible for more deaths than many other snakes. This is likely because they have such a wide range, living throughout the Middle East and Southeast Asia.


5. Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlepidotus)
Experts call the inland taipan the most venomous snake on the planet. That may be true, but fortunately, it’s not a major killer of humans. Like most snakes, this one is shy and avoids confrontation if at all possible. It also lives in a remote area of Australia, where people don’t often encounter it.

6. Gabon Viper (Bitis gabonica)
Also called the Gaboon viper, this snake has the longest fangs of any snake. Fortunately, they don’t often sink those fangs into humans. They prefer to hiss a warning and escape to avoid wasting precious venom. If one does bite you, the amount of trouble you’re in depends on how much venom the snake injected. A lot of venom means you could be dead within minutes, but just a little, and you’ll have a great story to tell.


7. Eastern Diamondback (Crotalus adamanteus)
If your first thought when hearing the words “deadly snake” isn’t the king cobra, it’s likely the rattlesnake. The eastern diamondback rattler can reach up to seven-feet-long. That’s small compared to a cobra, but it’s the largest snake in the United States and one of the largest snakes on the planet. Eastern diamondback venom is powerful, and these snakes have a lot of it. But lucky for us, they’re great at hiding from humans. If they are disturbed, they give plenty of warning — loud hisses and a shake of those namesake rattles.

8. Mojave Rattlesnake (Crotalus scutulatus)
The Mojave rattlesnake is smaller than its cousin the diamondback, but it has a much stronger venom — 10 times stronger than other North American rattlesnakes — and a bad temper to go with it. Its bite is not as painful as other rattlesnakes, but you still don’t want to get a dose of this powerful neurotoxin.


9. Cottonmouth Moccasin (Agkistrodon piscivorus)
Like the black mamba, the color of the inside of the cottonmouth moccasin’s mouth inspires its name, not its scales. This snake grows to about four feet and are good swimmers that spend a lot of time in water. When threatened, they make an impressive display. They coil up, open their fanged mouths wide, and hiss aggressively. They don’t often bite humans, but when they do bite, it can kill you, thanks to a strong hemotoxin in their venom.

10. Olive Sea Snake (Aipysurus laevis)
The olive sea snake is another water-loving serpent. And the snake’s skin does inspire the name. However, these snakes are both friendly, as they often approach divers, and highly venomous — a dangerous combination. They’re more curious than aggressive and rarely bite humans, but when they do, they can have fatal bites.


https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/10-of-the-worlds-deadliest-snakes
Crime › Re: Teacher Arrested After 1v1 With 14-year-old High School Student. Thoughts? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:28pm On Nov 29, 2023
Where are those people codenaming that lecturer?
Your comments are needed.
Crime › Re: Moment A Drunk Man Jumps Inside Lion Enclosure In Delhi Zoo (video & Pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:16am On Nov 29, 2023
You face a tiger like that? You're history.
Politics › Re: Green Uniformed Men destroyed Markets And attacked Traders In Anambra by Westerhoffe(m): 6:12am On Nov 29, 2023
grin
Politics › Re: FG Spends N3 Million On Inmates Feeding Daily – Interior Minister by Westerhoffe(m): 6:09am On Nov 29, 2023
grin
Politics › Re: Questions A Twitter Asked Our Former President Goodluck Jonathan by Westerhoffe(m): 6:03am On Nov 29, 2023
Questions that may never be answered…
Politics › Re: Ex-petroleum Minister Excelled In Corruption - TY Danjuma by Westerhoffe(m): 9:43pm On Nov 28, 2023
😁
What a man can do, a woman can do better…
A female president will fix Nigeria...
We need a female President…
Baba Bo Bar Brain.
Bla bla bla.

Here they are.



WhisperedNoise:
Nigeria will hardly see change until we stop worshipping money and we start probing the source of people's wealth. We also need to prosecute everyone found guilty of corruption, and not give them chieftaincy titles.
Wise saying.
But who will listen to you outside the cycle?
Romance › Re: Beautiful Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Husband At The Ikoyi Registry Lagos (Pics/Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:41pm On Nov 28, 2023
Anny69:
Oh, she is happy. It's better than getting married to a Nigerian man.

Politics › Re: Tinubulation: Which Former President Can You Accept To Savage The Situation? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:16pm On Nov 27, 2023
Myself.
😎
Health › Re: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by Westerhoffe(m): 7:45pm On Nov 27, 2023
TrustNone:
this is what killed my dad. It started with swelling in the legs, all of a sudden he couldn't walk anymore, then the swelling got bigger and bursted and he was in severe pains, we gave him all Drugs till one night he slept and passed away
shocked
Your dad must have stepped on a charm.
I've heard cases of such, with a very close relative being caught in the web, but GOD healed her.

I don't think gout can burst open.
Christianity Etc › Re: Using "I Love You" To Deceive Ladies For Sex by Westerhoffe(m): 7:33pm On Nov 26, 2023
Anny69:
The next "I love you" that comes out of my mouth to any man just know I will suck you dry! You'll regret ever meeting me. So you should stay in your lane.
Let me have a talk with your husband.
He definitely needs to see this.
Romance › Re: A Lady Who Cannot Feed Herself Has No Business With A Relationship by Westerhoffe(m): 7:32pm On Nov 26, 2023
Anny69:
I feel sorry for women attracted to men. Quite unfortunate.
Really?
Who are you attracted to?
Boons?
Romance › Re: Why Ladies Are Failing To Get Married by Westerhoffe(m): 7:31pm On Nov 26, 2023
Anny69:
I don't understand.
Who sent you off the platform?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Enoch, Facts Or Fiction? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:18pm On Nov 26, 2023
skywalker240:
Those were found on the lost Book am i right?
Yes.
Romance › Re: Why Ladies Are Failing To Get Married by Westerhoffe(m): 7:17pm On Nov 26, 2023
Anny69:
Monitoring spirit. Let me be.
Who sack you?

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