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Politics › Re: Who Do you Think Wrote This Letter On Gbajabiamila's Table by Westerhoffe(m): 8:32am On Dec 08, 2023*

Kingluqman:
VAR Pass VAR ooo

In fact ehn!

Imagine the eyesight, systematic capture, the scanning eyeballs, the zooming, the map out, the analysis, the anatomy, the search engine report and evidence, and the spotting of the letter's source!

Abeg, VAR pass VAR indeed.

Nigerians are just good at everything, both good and bad.

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Business › Re: Starlink Is Illegal In Ghana - Ghanian NCA (see Citizen Reactions) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:23am On Dec 08, 2023

Call me when it reach front page on 0700-Westerhoffe.

Romance › Re: What Do You See In This Picture by Westerhoffe(m): 8:57pm On Dec 07, 2023

Sylvester Stallone is saying something there.
I think he was once in love, so he tattooed her face on him until he lost the girl and he replaced it with a dog... A loyal dog.

In other words, women will humble you if you extol them too much.

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Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:41pm On Dec 07, 2023

I know someone who is still in this kind of life and treating his children like aliens.
I wonder what will become of him when he gets older and could no longer work to sustain himself.

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Politics › Re: by Westerhoffe(m): 8:27pm On Dec 07, 2023

LikeAking:
Quiet!

I saw you pee on yourself while screaming, "Quiet!"

Romance › Re: What Is The Funny Truth About You by Westerhoffe(m): 8:26pm On Dec 07, 2023

Mhizzard:
i which i could be like this entirely.i did that for a long time then but i had a rethink about it that how would my old friends find me if i don't upload my real pic online.

Oh!
I don't keep friends… so I don't miss any.

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Romance › Re: " Are all Females "lesbians"? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:24pm On Dec 07, 2023

Anny69:
😂😂Omg! No love among men.

Which kind of love is that? 😕
Why will a guy spank me when he's not high on diesel engine fumes. 😑

Politics › Re: by Westerhoffe(m): 5:39pm On Dec 07, 2023*

When you understand what Unifying CBN and Black Market Exchange Rate means, you'd take your pillow and sleep soundly even if they say it's now ₦1200 per $1.

Amethystss:
And to think that these same people asked if N216 to $1 was okay in 2015, makes it even worse.

Don't tell me you still have some hope, faith, and belief in what Nigerian politicians say? 😁

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Romance › Re: What Is The Funny Truth About You by Westerhoffe(m): 2:40pm On Dec 07, 2023

Anny69:
I enjoy seeing cis-het men bleed.

Be playing curve kick there… you hear? It won't goal.

Romance › Re: What Is The Funny Truth About You by Westerhoffe(m): 10:50am On Dec 07, 2023*

You can't find my pictures on any Social Media, not even my WhatsApp.

And I like watching and listening to people lying to me when I know the truth.

The third one remains a secret.

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Politics › Re: Akpabio Takes N800m From Senate Account For Birthday, Demands MDAs' Donations by Westerhoffe(m): 2:05am On Dec 07, 2023

Sports › Re: Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Woman Athletes by Westerhoffe(m): 1:38am On Dec 07, 2023

Women with testicles…
What an irony of perversed life.

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Romance › Re: Pls How Do I Control My Emotion by Westerhoffe(m): 1:33am On Dec 07, 2023

The kind of some men raised in these generations deserves to be genderless.
Listen to your story!

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Health › Re: Where Can I Take The Covid Vaccine Tomorrow In Lagos by Westerhoffe(m): 1:30am On Dec 07, 2023

psylliumhusk1:
Hi fam, where is the easiest place to take the covid vaccine in Lagos mainland.

Feeling sick?

Family › Re: My Wife Of About 4 Years Blames Me After I Caught Her Cheating by Westerhoffe(m): 5:17pm On Dec 06, 2023

Pauladex:
Forgive her even without apologies but always add DNA cost to your investment budget.

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Family › Re: My Wife Of About 4 Years Blames Me After I Caught Her Cheating by Westerhoffe(m): 2:30pm On Dec 06, 2023

I wonder the kind of advise I can give you after all you have seen.
Shall I say, "Ignore it and carry on." while she probably later find you a child to cater for since you don't have one with her yet?

Or do I tell you to send her away?

What kind of advise are you expecting?
Tell me.

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Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill 33 In Taraba Villages by Westerhoffe(m): 10:47am On Dec 06, 2023

goodnessme1:
Northerners are really suffering,if those bandits didn't kill them, Muslim soldiers will bomb them.

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Crime › Re: Woman Killed As Police Enforce Okada Ban In Lagos by Westerhoffe(m): 7:59am On Dec 06, 2023

Very unfortunate.

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Politics › Re: Rice Millers Hail Ebonyi Governor's Ban On Rice Scaling As Price Crashes To ₦15K by Westerhoffe(m): 7:57am On Dec 06, 2023

Wisereborn:
Mtcheeeeew.

Rice is produced locally abi

Why is it so expensive

Dollar rate bah

Tinubu, when will the poor breathe

What we have in this country as leaders, are not dream makers but dream breakers. It's a shame I tell you!!!

The same people who collected ₦500 to vote?

Let them enjoy their labour in peace they chose.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Signs New Migration Treaty With Rwanda by Westerhoffe(m): 6:42am On Dec 06, 2023

We'll see the outcome of this.

Politics › Re: Watch Only Man That Can Not Be Stabbed To Death by Westerhoffe(m): 7:36pm On Dec 05, 2023

Kingsnairaland:
That probably his own gift to endure pain and to bleed less.

No human is like that.

Politics › Re: Watch Only Man That Can Not Be Stabbed To Death by Westerhoffe(m): 4:56pm On Dec 05, 2023

Kingsnairaland:
Lol complete it.

Isn't that a clone or real life vampire?

Romance › Re: . by Westerhoffe(m): 4:56pm On Dec 05, 2023

Napolito:
yes

If the both of you are OK after the test, then you both need to take the Spiritual Method to the next level.

I don't mean to traditional aminism worshiping o!
But find a good Spiritual Intervention and try to know the cause of the difficulty.
Then you'd know what next.

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Politics › Re: Watch Only Man That Can Not Be Stabbed To Death by Westerhoffe(m): 11:10am On Dec 05, 2023

What the!

Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Alone Or With Someone Else? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:59am On Dec 05, 2023

AntiChristian:
Which of the questions does these answer?

It answers all of the questions you asked.

Romance › Re: . by Westerhoffe(m): 8:55am On Dec 05, 2023

Napolito:
we did all these and nothing changed, I'm frustrated and want to divorce

Don't divorce yet.
Did you both conduct a Fertility Test?

Romance › Re: . by Westerhoffe(m): 11:29pm On Dec 04, 2023

Napolito:
.

Some times, people draw conclusions too fast before seeking for answers and solutions.

Does your husband have the "build up"?
Does he "do the do"?
Does he "climax"?
Does he "spill"?

If he does these but you ain't pregnant, there are things and steps to take before drawing conclusions.

First, check if you are fine. If you are fine, take his treatment to the traditional method.

He might be suffering from LSC.
There are several effective herbal treatments for that.

If that doesn't solve the issue, go spiritual to know the cause of his inability to father a child.

You'd get them… your answers.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Alone Or With Someone Else? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:23pm On Dec 04, 2023

*Who is GOD?
*What is the mystery of the Personality of GOD?
*Can you know me, describe me and understand everything about me without meeting me?

Answer these questions and see how you'd sound.

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