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Celebrities › Re: I Invited Pasuma, Portable To Win Souls – Celestial Church Pastor by Westerhoffe(m): 7:12pm On Dec 09, 2023
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Romance › Re: Romancelander: My Real Life Experience by Westerhoffe(m): 3:41pm On Dec 09, 2023
40pakks:
@Westerhoffe

I am in tears right now, you mean that place that was darker that I was drifting towards was the road to hell?

Chei!
Blood of JESUS.

FATHER in Heaven please keep me in JESUS mighty name, amen. I don't want to ever experience that again.
Amen and Amen.
Politics › Re: Why Have They All Hibernated? by Westerhoffe(op): 3:39pm On Dec 09, 2023
Misterone:
I can see thay you're really pained and in pains. No need discussing with a sadist. Over and out.
A sadist? 😁
Really?

I'm not sadist bro-sir.

Pained? 😄
I'm not pained in any way because no necessity of pains in that comment of yours bro-sir.

Good you tapped out as you did… cool and normal.
Politics › Re: Why Have They All Hibernated? by Westerhoffe(op): 9:20am On Dec 09, 2023
WorldRichest:
If you concentrate on your life, maybe you would not beg for food like those before you
It is written:

“I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.”
— Psalms 37:25 (KJV)
Politics › Re: Why Have They All Hibernated? by Westerhoffe(op): 9:18am On Dec 09, 2023
Misterone:
Oga, the elections are over, cases in court have been settled. It's time to move on. If you don't have something doing, you can continue killing yourself here. Just because I support Tinubu does not mean I will live my life on the net or support everything he does. My support for him is that I wanted him to be president and he has, so I have to move on with my life. No sentiments attached.
Who is this, that his Lamentations is more than that of the Red Nations?

Better stop screaming because it's not needed on this thread.
Politics › Re: Why is this appearing on my profile? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:03am On Dec 09, 2023
They made you swear allegiance to the Islamic Allah before you can comment…
Doesn't that ring a bell?
Romance › Re: Romancelander: My Real Life Experience by Westerhoffe(m): 5:48am On Dec 09, 2023
GOD saved you you didn't die, if not, no coming back.

When we used to tell people about JESUS CHRIST, they thought we are being religious.
I do tell people that what I am telling you is not a matter of religion, but of salvation.

If you die without accepting JESUS CHRIST as your LORD and Saviour, you're doomed on the eternal scale.


Many have died before realizing the truth about the word Believe on the LORD JESUS CHRIST and you shall be saved.

In the other realm, oh no! You'd have no weight, no order, no control over yourself. You'd flow and go with the tides and order of that unknown realm.

When I told some people about my 3 Days Experience in Hell, they find it difficult to believe and understand. Some said it's all made up, some said I am sick in the head, bla bla bla.


You see JESUS CHRIST, whoever you are, give your life to Him to keep and insure in Himself against your final day on earth. Because if you die without having insured your soul to Him, so sad you've wasted away.

Christians, Muslims, Atheists, Buddhists, Hinduists and every other religious beliefs, Give your life to JESUS CHRIST today.

That place you see was getting darker is the road to Hell.
Yes.

I'll share my experience here too for you to read.
Crime › Re: 35 Years Old Musician Arrested For Defiling His Lover’s Daughter In Ogun by Westerhoffe(m): 5:12am On Dec 09, 2023
The kind of men that shames other men, depriving them of the guts to defend the gender.

Face the music.
Travel › Re: Beautiful Pictures From Idanre In Ondo State by Westerhoffe(m): 9:26pm On Dec 08, 2023
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Nairaland General › Re: She Got A Bill Of £50,000 Bill After Posting A Photo Of Her Meal On Social Media by Westerhoffe(m): 9:23pm On Dec 08, 2023
Nigerians vs Chinese on this one…
Romance › Re: See Someone's Future Wife by Westerhoffe(m): 5:49pm On Dec 08, 2023
Why not give him to motherless babies' home?
You killed him.
Crime › Re: Masquerade Spotted Being Punished By Nigerian Army (video) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:38pm On Dec 08, 2023
When the gods fall under human control.
Family › Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by Westerhoffe(m): 5:37pm On Dec 08, 2023
mastermaestro:
Sound stupid, you. I hope it's just for fun. sad
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Yes… just for gags.
Family › Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:46am On Dec 08, 2023
Not as deadly as its counterpart.
The other one living with you might even be much more deadlier.

Go back to sleep.
Crime › Re: How Richest Benin Yahoo Boy Caught With 10 Billion Naira In His Fridge by Westerhoffe(m): 8:37am On Dec 08, 2023
Legalaffairs:
Blogger with no sense. 10 billion naira in a fridge ?
I wonder the size of the fridge!
Crime › Re: A Twenty-six-year-old Traditional Healer Was Allegedly Raped By Her Male Client by Westerhoffe(m): 8:34am On Dec 08, 2023
Condemn the attack.
Politics › Re: Who Do you Think Wrote This Letter On Gbajabiamila's Table by Westerhoffe(m):
Kingluqman:
VAR Pass VAR ooo grin
In fact ehn!

Imagine the eyesight, systematic capture, the scanning eyeballs, the zooming, the map out, the analysis, the anatomy, the search engine report and evidence, and the spotting of the letter's source!

Abeg, VAR pass VAR indeed.

Nigerians are just good at everything, both good and bad.
Business › Re: Starlink Is Illegal In Ghana - Ghanian NCA (see Citizen Reactions) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:23am On Dec 08, 2023
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Call me when it reach front page on 0700-Westerhoffe.
Romance › Re: What Do You See In This Picture by Westerhoffe(m): 8:57pm On Dec 07, 2023
Sylvester Stallone is saying something there.
I think he was once in love, so he tattooed her face on him until he lost the girl and he replaced it with a dog... A loyal dog.

In other words, women will humble you if you extol them too much.
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:41pm On Dec 07, 2023
I know someone who is still in this kind of life and treating his children like aliens.
I wonder what will become of him when he gets older and could no longer work to sustain himself.
Politics › Re: by Westerhoffe(m): 8:27pm On Dec 07, 2023
LikeAking:
Quiet!
I saw you pee on yourself while screaming, "Quiet!"
Romance › Re: What Is The Funny Truth About You by Westerhoffe(m): 8:26pm On Dec 07, 2023
Mhizzard:
i which i could be like this entirely.i did that for a long time then but i had a rethink about it that how would my old friends find me if i don't upload my real pic online.
Oh!
I don't keep friends… so I don't miss any.
Romance › Re: " Are all Females "lesbians"? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:24pm On Dec 07, 2023
Anny69:
😂😂Omg! No love among men.
Which kind of love is that? 😕
Why will a guy spank me when he's not high on diesel engine fumes. 😑
Politics › Re: by Westerhoffe(m):
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When you understand what Unifying CBN and Black Market Exchange Rate means, you'd take your pillow and sleep soundly even if they say it's now ₦1200 per $1.

Amethystss:
And to think that these same people asked if N216 to $1 was okay in 2015, makes it even worse.
Don't tell me you still have some hope, faith, and belief in what Nigerian politicians say? 😁
Romance › Re: What Is The Funny Truth About You by Westerhoffe(m): 2:40pm On Dec 07, 2023
Anny69:
I enjoy seeing cis-het men bleed. cheesy
Be playing curve kick there… you hear? It won't goal.
Romance › Re: What Is The Funny Truth About You by Westerhoffe(m):
You can't find my pictures on any Social Media, not even my WhatsApp.

And I like watching and listening to people lying to me when I know the truth.

The third one remains a secret.
Politics › Re: Akpabio Takes N800m From Senate Account For Birthday, Demands MDAs' Donations by Westerhoffe(m): 2:05am On Dec 07, 2023
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