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Politics › Re: Drugs Worth 2 Billion Naira Seized From Nigerian In India (pic) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:54pm On Dec 14, 2023
That face looks like people from somewhere in that green black red gold flag region.

I no kukuma mention name.
If you suspect yourself, don't blame me.

NCAN, over to you guys.

Properties › Re: How Much Will I Need To Roof This 3 Bedroom Bungalow - by Westerhoffe(m): 3:23pm On Dec 14, 2023
Machinegun91:
800k can do the job
grin grin grin
Really?
Christianity Etc › Re: Hmmm by Westerhoffe(m): 3:20pm On Dec 14, 2023
Whoever fails to open their eyes to see the truth of the Word of GOD will fall into the wrong hands of Factories Made Like Churches.

Our LORD JESUS CHRIST said:

Matthew 24 (KJV)
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⁴ And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
⁵ For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

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¹¹ And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
¹² And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.

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²³ Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
²⁴ For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
²⁵ Behold, I have told you before.
²⁶ Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.


Until when people stop being lazy to read the Bible for themselves, they'd never be free from these fake pastors and leaders.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamas Launched 116 Rockets At Israel From Humanitarian Zones by Westerhoffe(m): 3:15pm On Dec 14, 2023
If Israel strike the locations now, they'd start screaming genocide.

Who puts civilians in such harm's way?
Sports › Re: UCL: Milan Praise 'Naija Excellence' After Chukwueze’s Goal Sends Them To Europa by Westerhoffe(m): 3:04pm On Dec 14, 2023
Why are coaches always blamed for their teams' failure?
It's not the coach playing on the pitch…
This is just a blame on the players.
Once you notice what your coaches taught you ain't working, switch to using your wits and everyone in the team will adopt!

Just as your coach is teaching you hard, know that your opponent's coaches too would teach them. It's just like in a battle. There are several stances your training will become useless and you'd be left to use your wits.

I stand to be corrected though.
Food › Re: Remove Only One From This (pix) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:40am On Dec 14, 2023
The plates.
Romance › Re: Governor Soludo's Daughter, Adaora Gets Engaged To Her Man (photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:32am On Dec 14, 2023
Matix222:
I feel like banging you with my big dick until you can’t feel your legs anymore
Na una dey let these small small girls no get respect for their elders again.

Wetin be this one now?

Business › Re: Jumia Food To Shutdown In Nigeria From December 2023 by Westerhoffe(m): 9:38am On Dec 14, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
grin

Imagine how 2024 go be?

Seunmsg how far? Dude can never show up on threads like this
Not if he has an alternate account. He'll lambast his choice and you'd even like the comment and click share.
Food › Re: Quantity Of A $10.5 Fruit In The US. by Westerhoffe(m): 9:28am On Dec 14, 2023
1TrippleCee:
10.5 is 13,000 Naira. Stop twisting narratives.
Read my comment again.

Over there, you can still get something to eat when you work for one hour and get paid $7.

Can you do anything with ₦7 here?
Politics › Re: Population Outgrows Economy Amid Rising Dependants, Misery by Westerhoffe(m): 8:22am On Dec 14, 2023
Nigeria is highly populated.
Since the government cannot handle everything, then let's go the Ethiopian way… whoever group of people can stand and fix themselves, let them go.

It's not by force to remain united in poverty.
Food › Re: Quantity Of A $10.5 Fruit In The US. by Westerhoffe(m):
1TrippleCee:
Let' assume you bought all these 12,000 Naira


Na wa o. You guys are really suffering in US o. Won't you be malnourished like this ?


I can get three times this food's worth with the same amount here, and of course, they won't be GMOs
Don't talk about the value of that amount in exchange, talk about the worth in digits.
What can ₦10.50k buy here in Nigeria?

Drop aza let me send you transport so that you can come my house, I want to bite that your left ear for this your comment.

Romance › Re: What’s Your Favorite Type Of pre-intimacy? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:56am On Dec 14, 2023
Till then…
Never had one.
Business › Re: Naira Falls To ₦‎1,260/$ In Parallel Market by Westerhoffe(m):
Where is that dude who was telling me to keep quiet when I said it's better to not kill yourself over the dollar exchange because it's still going to ₦1,200.00k per $1?

Hope he's getting his exchange subsidised now at ₦12.79k per $1?

I know and believe that Nigeria cannot change as long as its people continues to restore its leaders from the National Recycle Bin of ex-servicemen and politicians; forget it. Nothing will change.
Family › Re: I Feel Unbelievably Betrayed By Feminism - A 38-year-old White Lady Says by Westerhoffe(m): 4:59am On Dec 14, 2023
Feminism is a degradation of the ordinance of way of life and society.
As a woman, do not let the bitter women dictate how you'd run your life for you with their own bitterness, because you'd wake up one day to discover they had lied to you.

Wake up and prevent the lamentations of old age when you'd have to be all by yourself or unhappily having no one to call your family.

The family you build is important.

Stop Feminism, it's always being regretted.
Christianity Etc › Re: Quran: All Christians And Jews Will Go To Heaven by Westerhoffe(m): 8:49pm On Dec 13, 2023
This is what JESUS CHRIST said:

John 3 (KJV)
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³ Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

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¹⁶ For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
¹⁷ For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
¹⁸ He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


“Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.”
— Matthew 7:21 (KJV)


John 6 (KJV)
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²⁹ Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.

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³⁹ And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day.
⁴⁰ And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.
Romance › Re: Look At This, This Reply Is Not Normal by Westerhoffe(m): 8:42pm On Dec 13, 2023
Unfortunately, 84,900+ people saw that.

I can imagine his face as he keeps going back to check the numbers rising.
Crime › Re: Access Bank Ikere, Ekiti Attacked By Robbers (Video) by Westerhoffe(m):
This is not good.
This is pure evil.
Those killed would as well be the poor trying to survive on little they make. But the greed of someone cuts short their life!

May GOD avenge their deaths.
Romance › Re: Who Gets The Award Of The Most Annoying Nairalander by Westerhoffe(m): 3:02pm On Dec 13, 2023
Anny69:
All Nairaland men including Seun, excluding the gay men. I love gay men. 🤭
See your mouth.

Health › Re: Onoh Chukwuma Richard: CEO Commits Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M To Betting by Westerhoffe(m): 12:09pm On Dec 13, 2023
If only you know your spirit won't see or hear them anymore after you die.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Tackles Doris Uzoka For Proposing ₦‎1 Billion For Trip To Geneva by Westerhoffe(m): 7:51am On Dec 13, 2023
Na the economy crash cause the price hike.

And their conversation is more like, Me wey I don catch you finish for wrist and you still dey follow me argue?

Crime › Re: Generator Fumes Kill Man, Girlfriend In Delta by Westerhoffe(m): 1:32pm On Dec 12, 2023
I'm not getting this…
Were they also inside the shop wherein they on the generator with them in it?

Because this sounds like they were too high and tipsy to be aware of what they were doing!

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