₦airaland Forum

UncleKoboko:
This is only the thinking of frustrated OSU ALUSI PIGS.

I don't blame you.

Send soldiers to their people. People who speak the same language with them. There will be understanding. A northern soldier cum Muslim sees anyone from South as an infidel who doesn't deserve to share oxygen with him. He is not concerned about keeping peace but exterminations of the people.

The UK government just did what Tinubu did with Nigerian economy. You can't lift yourself seated inside a bucket.
In other words you can't have your cake and eat it.

Market

Woolwich is another Ojuelegba populated by mostly Yorubas. Maybe Igbos and other blacks are finding homes there now.
You can't even believe there is also part of the UK.

Use those pirates to feed hungry aquatic lives.

CluelessMODS:
I am good. Good morning.

Ok

CluelessMODS:
Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣...you will never win me I will be your first loss, I dey quarrel people here for days me and one person dey quarrel here for 12 days we never stop. Na you go rest oh!....😂😂

Bros how r u?

CluelessMODS:
Why you sef nor dey rest..? You nor dey taya?...

Lol. Bros I have always won every quarrel here. I beg allow me to win you. Rest.

Wike has facilitated this. You won't hear Asawana now oooo! But when there is a political difference some persons will come out and paint it ethnic and tribal colouration.

CluelessMODS:
If na me nko? All I want to do is to help re-set your sick brain.

Rest naaaa. You no dey tire? You see why it is a Herculean task helping people like you?
Change!

CluelessMODS:
Hahahaha who knows me...you see you be real kolomental..... someone just revealed to me that you are a bastard born and you are on medications for madness. My native doctor can help you cure your madness! Would you like to meet him?

Can you your condition. The person told me you are the person behind the masquerade. You just showed a typical sign of it .

CluelessMODS:
Hahahaha 🤣😂 vagabond! He is still foolishly calling me a Yoruba man as if he knew me..... 😂😂... Mumu cry louder...

Bros no vex. It wasn't mockery. I didn't know.
Someone here who knows you just revealed your mental incapacitation to me. I let you be. But you are supposed to be going with tag for easy identification.
How would you know where you come from when you are berserk?

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CluelessMODS:
Keep crying 😭😭 vagabond!

You are the black sheep of Yoruba people. It is quite unfortunate. Your barbarism is historically unprecedented.

CluelessMODS:
I bet your irresponsible father and mother didn't raise you well if not you won't come one line to first throw insults.
I pity neither your mother or useless father because they raised you dysfunctionally, you are the product of their irresponsibility. Fuvck you, fuvck your mother, fuvck your father!
Are you not calling Yoruba again? Im*becile that just come online to assume people's tribe... nonentity! Your balls will be sliced!

I have said what I said. Every tribe has a representative of wise and good people and on the other divide people like you. You are the chairman of Yoruba Branch.

CluelessMODS:
Cry louder you idiot! You started the insult. How do you know I am Yoruba?..Next is your father!

My parents know nothing about this so it doesn't affect them. I only pity you because of the gap you have in your upbringing. Even when it is true that some persons are born as natural nonentity you being an example is a big minus on your parents.

CluelessMODS:
My foolishness is not up to that of your mother.

You can see why I said what I said about you. The respectful and wise Yoruba people will never bring anyone's parents into disrepute. They will never. They are known to be respectful. But idiots like you wouldn't waste time to abuse their own parents let alone respecting another one's parents. You fall on the other divide of the most unrespectful and foolish Yorubas.

Give Finidi George the job permanently.

CluelessMODS:
You didn't say anything different shame on you!

They have the two odds. Both wisest and most foolish citizens. Unfortunately you fall into the latter.

CluelessMODS:
I bet the foolishness dwells in you! How do you know he is Yoruba?

Can you see what I am saying? This is one of them.

Na so babes dey. I set up a babe with my boss and friend. I had asked this babe out and it didn't work. I gave my boss her secret and within days my boss called to inform me that he had had her twice.

Goodnewsforlife:
how much was the car sold during Jonathan regime?

I guess it was also sold for 1500 cos u are saying it now as if it was sold for 1500 in 2014

Yoruba people too get sense. But even among them dwell the most foolish Nigerians. This person is a typical example.

jazzman7711:
Garbage.

Ok

Banditry is not new. It started a long time ago expecially along trade routes. It is as old as mankind so there is nothing Tinubu can do about it.

Like someone said above they wanted to know the contents of my bag. They saw my work laptop and training manuals. They couldn't read any meaning out of it. I then took over the questioning from them. I told them I was surprised they couldn't recognise me. That I had a good working relationship with the police within the Rumuokoro environs as the secretary general Rumuokoro Youths Federation. This was a lie. Although I could speak Ikwerre but never from neither do I live in Rumuokoro. One of them turned and asked if I were from Rumuokoro which I answered in affirmation. I said that was why I had the confidence of following them in the first place. That I thought that it was the usual police officers we worked with. I could telepathically read what was going on in their mind. 'This is a bad market'.
I engaged them with one story to the other till they drove to mile 4 and veered off to the filling station just beside Kala Police Station.
There they asked me to come down and to help them fuel the van as a youth executive. Lol. I insisted I hadn't money but in a bid to prove that while searching my pockets two thousand naira fell from my pocket. The didn't allow me to pick. They took it and freed me.
That was how I cleverly and diplomatically escaped police trump up charges.
Lesson learnt: Always be calm no matter the situation.
Reason ahead of any situation you might be in. Always be polite to the law enforcement agencies. Always be guided at all times. Be aware of every situation and environment.

One of them told me I would explain further when I get to the station. While I was still in the dark of what would be the next scene one of them turned to ask me where I worked. I knew where this was gearing to. I told them I don't work rather I school. This was a lie. They asked for the school and I mentioned Uniport. I could read the disbelief on their faces. I was looking too fleshy for a student. They asked for my ID card I claimed not to have one as it wasn't compulsory to move about with it.
To be continued....

This was happening in Port Harcourt and precisely Rumuokoro Junction. I was waiting to board a cab going to Rumuola. I attempted to board severally but I was unable due to taxi drivers claiming they hadn't change. Although I was enjoying my time listening to members of FRAN(Free Readers of Association of Nigeria)
arguing about current events. What Wike did and didn't. What Nnamdi Kanu will do and so on. I didn't care to read the papers myself I just wanted them to give me the summaries which I knew were laced with a biased mindset.
While I was standing I didn't know that some policemen on patrol had spotted me as a soft target. Of course I look very calm, cool and collected. There is no doubt that with the right threat they would get some money from me. But they didn't realise that I am a Port Harcourt boy through and through with some elements of Warri and Lagos where I have also lived.
One of the policemen accosted and told.me his superior in the patrol van wanted to see me. I wasn't scared. I thought perhaps one of the senior police officers I had met somewhere had identified me. I walked with him to the van only for me to realise that I knew none of them. The next thing they asked me to do was to hop in. I asked them to where and for what purpose. They replied they would let me know. Truly I was a little bit perturbed although I didn't show my fear. I was beaming with smile. One I was going to Rumuola and the van was facing Rumuokoro to Rumuokwuta for those who know PH.
As the van gradually gained traction I once again calmly asked them my offences. Then did one of them told me that I was a pick pocket suspect. Laughs! I turned around to be very sure it wasn't me they were referring to. There was no other civilian save me. They said they were watching me making attempts to board taxis that I wouldn't. I had to explain to them what was happening. That the drivers were always asking for the exact amount as they had no ' change '. And each time I showed #1000 I had on me they would ask me to alight. I made sure I didn't communicate in pidgin even when they did.

To be continued...

CommonSense1967:
No, I'm voting from Agulu along with your other delusional retarded IPOb terrorist cannibal monkeys.

Lol. I am just asking a question. Can you see how your reasoning is that of one who suffers from rectum cranium inversion?

Abufo:
Why wont they prefer the Ijaws, when they are being threatened with all manner of political penalties if they promote their Igboness...even the governor Sim fubara cannot make a full sentence in ijaw or is it Ibani...........Had Obi won they would have had a measure of political protection at least for 8 years! It is sad the kind of politics ijaws are playing,when oil finishes,what will the Ijaws play politics with

They all denied having anything in common with Igbos when Igbos were in charge of Eastern Nigeria, During Biafran and after Biafran War.

Abufo:
Go and get acquainted with the root cause of the war.......your postulation is very loose and infantile! Russia is not just any other nation! It is the largest holder of nuclear weapons.............the only reason Russia is taking it easy with Ukraine is because Eastern Ukraine is 99% Russian and the rest of Ukraine are slavs like Russians with the same orthodox faith! It is like an Independent Igbo nation going to war with an ijaw controlled pRivers state, ndigbo will not fight that war with 100% brute force, they will simply take the Igbo speaking part of Rivers state and set up a buffer zone between ijaw land and Igbo speaking part of rivers state!

As expected Russia has gently liberated the 90% of russian speaking Donbass region of Ukraine,they have taken crimea region....Once they take the 2 Russian speaking cities of Odessa and Kharkiv,they will create a buffer zone and wait for Ukraine to try further nonsense!

Your supposedly igbo speaking Rivers State would prefer ijaws to Igbos.