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[size=14pt]Is it only me?

My browsers, either firefox or internet explorer 6.0 exits abrubtly while browsing nairaland

It does'nt do the same with other sites

Whats happening, Does the nairaland site have errors?[/size]

[size=16pt]Play, so what are u going to do next with all your LESBIAN AND HUSBAND SNATCHING SKILLS NOW?

Would'nt u tell us how u discovered u have become a Bi-sexual

STORY TELLER![/size]

[size=16pt]This guys first instict after his Sad info about being infected was to join
NAIRALAND and share the news with tha whole NIGERIA

HOW FAKE

He joined nairaland today

This is his first and only post on nairaland and he felt so free emotionally and psycologically to spread the gist[/size]

I think its a contovercial topic sha, KEEP UP THE [size=16pt]FICTION[/size]

I think the voice of the Moderator is very DRY.

Whats that his name sef

Saragargi

Then why are the moderator in most Nigerian reality shows always too strict?

Bob Manuel in Ultimate Search IV was acting like a stud. Dont they watch SURVIVORS and other shows on DSTV?

Saragargi is always sounding like one Strict moralist that wants to convert the housemates to Stereotypes.

I can hear his DRY voice in my head saying "God Bless You". What is all the excess morality imposition to prove?

It makes the show very stiff and artificial

Hi Oluyele

It must have been embarrasing for a chic and at that young level

You have to tell us how u bounced back now.

@jokepearl

U must have a very loving fiance

Lets hope he can stick to his words just in case u try ur best but ur body still gets its way

I'm happy u are well aware of what to do on ur own part

Cheers!

Cange your name now!

Place the change of name on SUN
then claim your mama state

But u might still hate urself

Wow!!

Just now, now, Admin or someone has sharply removed that post from play in the GENERAL section about
her present LESBIAN-feelings for her classmate in school

I wondert which time she went back to school from working

Yeye

Hey Nairaland users, check out this other post in the GENERAL section today from the same play

Quote from: play on Today at 2:41:36 PM

I am have been frieends with this chic in my school, for sometime now.we live together, read together even are in the same department n year.
she is very very pretty, and we are quite close . the problem is evry time i see her,i want to do things that you do only with the opposite sex.
don't get it wrong am straight, but am beginning to have problems, with my sexuality everytime i see her. i try with all my might not to try to touch her but,
men e no easy.
am thinking i should ask her out,
am not sure if she bi, or dyke
help me.

if una like make una abuse,
all i want is advise, what do u suggest Huh

sHE has to be a very playful to_t

Telling him how u feel is a wrong step.

As u said, he is seperated.

Telling him this might just AWAKEN THE SLEEPING TYGER

You dont want to do that, do you?

Not after all this orishi-rishi advice


Get focused, pray about it, and maybe one SUPERboy might just come to the rescue to ask for ur hand

Have a lovely weekend too

But before I leave, I just want to share with u this article on Body Mass Index from Encarta Encyclopeadia with u

Body Mass Index (BMI) is used to estimate healthy weight of average people. A BMI of 20 to 24 is desirable for most adults. A person with a BMI of 25 to 29.9 is considered overweight, and a person with a BMI of 30 or above is considered obese. Obesity is associated with an increased risk for heart disease, diabetes, and other life-threatening diseases.

The body mass index (BMI) is commonly used to determine desirable body weights. BMI is a measure of an adult’s weight in relation to height, and it is calculated metrically as weight divided by height squared (kg/m2). People with a BMI of 25.0 to 29.9 are considered overweight and people with a BMI of 30 or above are considered obese .

Body mass index only provides a rough estimate of desirable weight, however. Physicians recognize that many other factors besides height affect weight. Weight alone may not be an indicator of fat, as in the case of a bodybuilder who may have a high BMI because of a high percentage of muscle tissue, which weighs more than fat. Likewise, a person with a sedentary lifestyle may be within a desirable weight range but have excess fat tissue. In general, however, the higher the BMI, the greater the risk for developing serious medical conditions.


Obesity increases the risk of developing disease. According to the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases, almost 70 percent of heart disease cases in the United States are linked to excess body fat, and obese people are more than twice as likely to develop hypertension. The risk of medical complications, particularly heart disease, increases when body fat is distributed around the waist, especially in the abdomen. This type of upper body fat distribution is more common in men than in women.

Obese women are at nearly twice the risk for developing breast cancer, and all obese people have a 42 percent higher chance of developing colorectal cancer. Almost 80 percent of patients with Type 2 diabetes mellitus, also known as noninsulin-dependent diabetes mellitus, are obese.

Microsoft ® Encarta ® Reference Library 2005. © 1993-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

Its not a perfect estimating tool but I guess its a good guide 4 everyone.

Cheers!

To be more serious,

Its unfotunate that we guys like to do the chasing and all the gaming before getting the game.

At the same time, the fact that we loved the gaming might not mean we would keep on loving the game with that burning drive we did during the chase.

What a life!

My advice: many of the girls here have dropped good advice.
Do not play the part of the HUNTER

It is a sacred role[size=5pt], kiddin[/size]

But be nice to him. Stay in touch (Dont crowd him with ur calls and texts at this stage)
Dont expose ur BURNING passion 4 him. Just show him the fondly love part.
Dont expect too much that he's ur Knight in shinning Armor. It might just not be him

He will come after u if he really fancies u and if he deserves u.

If He doesnt, there will be someone who would really love u 4 who u are that would come ur way one day
[size=5pt]They would say: WHEN WOULD THAT DAY COME?
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Keep ur chances open


[size=5pt]Dont let him toush o![/size]

KAI!

This guy go sabi give story o!

KAI!

Do you love to swim? Or wade in water?

How fast can you swim?

How deep can you swim? How long do you stay in water?

Have you ever nearly drowned?

Have you had any encounter with mami-water/mermaid while swimming in a river?

Do you want to learn?

Anything about swimming.

I dont get it

Whose the person with the initial problem

Was it play or talibabe


Or does play have double personality?

@topic
It's good u're getting advice+extra from here
I'm sure it has dampened the DRIVE somehow

I don't condemn u.
I hope others with similar cases will deter

I just cant help but wonder whether the cases of divorce, seperated couples and infidelity will not be on the sharp rise 4 this our FLY Generation

GOD HELP US ALL

Hello guyz!

Are they inviting pple in stages? Cos I applied in August but havent heard anything from them.

@Mengi
Thanks 4 all the info. See how things turned out well 4 u since u wrote the test in March. I'm happy 4 u.

You should have better answers to my questions.

@Oluyele

No Wahala!!! Its just that most ladies do not find it nice or indeed funny to know that after all the love they have invested in a relationship or marriage, the "guy" go waka talk say the babe don big!!!!!!

Thats why they need to know whether that would be an issue between them and their spouses.
If it would be, they have to be doing something good about it constantly. Like some good regular exercise and dieting (not death-dieting o!)

@Oluyele again
I won't leave this chat.
But I dont get u about all the date, diva, fancy and fly.
Did u read that thread in the job section on "beware of nairalanders"?
U would understand that I'm not as bad as u think. I didnt do ANYTHING WRONG, DID i?

uR MISSILES r 4GIVEN, oUCh!! One just missed me by an inch

Have a nice day amigo

Besides mourning for the unfortunate, I found myself laughing like I had never laughed this week when i saw all the posts last night.

Thanks to Omena555 for the final word.

We love u too. You are so matured.


LET PEACE REIGN PLEASE

and let the main topic be freed from all the dissin'

@naija_diva

I just saw all the chaos, and the insults u got in the thread "beware of Nairaland users" in the job section

See all the uneccessary reactions u caused?

People like u in real life just don't know how to handle attention even when its to a safe level.

Anyway, from your pathetic "family story" You obviously can't.

I'm done with u mi dear. You must be real young

Meant no harm though

Try to free yourself emotionally. I was just trying to make a friend out of all the humor

No offence mi dear. I'm sorry if You at any time felt embarrased

I'll miss the chats sha

Oh, Oh!!

@Aladura

That's a typical case of demonic attack.

But were u there to witness?

Thats the same way someone posesed can have a convulsion due to the demonic pressure from within.

But not so for all cases, is it?

Hello 'diva!

Are u online today?

I'm missin ur presence.

I feel it each time I'm logged on nairaland and u r there

@papaku

Cant u read some of the post and realise that some people were trying to be good samaritans.

Why insult them even if u think they were naive?

@oluyele

No offence ma. We men can also bloat up too sha. But its naturally more manifested with the ladies.

Actually, to be frank, I know its not easy for most women to maintain shape after droping 1, 2 kids.

But for many ladies, they dont put in much effort on keeping shape.

As for Wham & naija_diva

Leave them oh!!

How about the Pan African Helicopter Pilot test?

Did they call anyone for interview?

Have they done it?

Thanks for the compliment blue-sky

You are quite right. Many men allow their tommys' to bloat. Especially those that are into bear.
But I like your attitude. Your man is lucky 2 have u

@naija_diva
I can't shout.

I tot we were begining to come out of the dark