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Family / Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by wham(m): 11:57am On Nov 25, 2007
@Poster's previous posts
Disgusting angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Art Of Gate-crashing by wham(m): 5:32pm On Nov 24, 2007
What! Pri. School Cert??

So some places still ask for that

I never tot it was required
TV/Movies / Re: 24 Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by wham(m): 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2007
Nollywood taught how to write and shoot a movie all in one day
(Its called "Write as u shoot")

How else would they have come up with all the brilliant rubbish been produced
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Art Of Gate-crashing by wham(m): 9:38am On Nov 23, 2007
Anyone?
Jobs/Vacancies / The Art Of Gate-crashing by wham(m): 11:14pm On Nov 22, 2007
Hello all,

from the experience of folks that have successfully penetrated a job exam centre and written the exams,
even when not invited OR lack one of the requirements (over-age, lower Academic Grade, No NYSC cert)

I want to know if after the Exam, and when they get called for the interview having scaled the 1st screening, do they get screened out again?

Even after a good performance in the exam?

Anyone with similar experience?
Nairaland / General / Re: Help On How I'll Spend My $1 Trillion by wham(m): 9:14pm On Nov 22, 2007
Come Lets start producing a new generation of Nigerian Movies with the money.

Do u know how much Aba boys (the sponsors) make on some silly nollywood movies?
Family / Re: smiley :-))) by wham(m): 6:41pm On Nov 21, 2007
Embrace your challenges.

What attracted u to this marriage in the first place?

You chose your destiny.

Just 13 months and u are already screaming "Ojoro"

I could tell the man was white from the beginning of the tale

(I hope this post is 4 real sha, and is not just story)
Romance / Re: Romance With My Subordinate? (I'm Married) by wham(m): 6:13pm On Nov 21, 2007
Hey Georgey, these were your words in your previous thread

I found love letters written by a man to my wife.
i didnt ask her about it but took my time to dig further and to my amazement,
she has been in romantic communication with this guy.
when i blew the lid with evidences, she agreed being very close to the guy but
swore that she never slept with him. i am confused and devastated.
why would a married women do that? undecided
As for our sex life, she never yeilds and when she does, its like fulfilling all
righteousness. I am very disturbed. Should i seek for divource?
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Run After Handsome Guys? by wham(m): 12:23am On Nov 21, 2007
@Topic

Its called the "Halo Effect"

The attraction of the beautiful of opposite sexes within the human race.
undecided
Business / Re: Contract In Abuja by wham(m): 9:57pm On Nov 20, 2007
Toiletries!

Write a proposal to supply them toiletries for the whole ministry for 1 full year, then renew the contract at the end of next year.

Don't forget me when the money starts coming grin
Religion / Re: If You Could Sack God,assume All His Powers And Get-away With It;would You? by wham(m): 8:20am On Nov 20, 2007
undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Help On How I'll Spend My $1 Trillion by wham(m): 9:11pm On Nov 19, 2007
Give it all up to the homeless grin
Romance / Re: I Am Tripping For Him: What Can I Do? by wham(m): 9:04pm On Nov 19, 2007
You are welcome Amigo.

I wish u true happiness
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Some Yoruba Basic Words And Phrases by wham(m): 8:32pm On Nov 19, 2007
Not much progress learning the letters without learning the proper pronunciations.

EXcept if u plan to compose a love letter in yoruba for the guy with what You've learnt so far grin


e.g Ore mi toto(r),

Ekaro. Ekasan. Eku irole. undecided

Mo ni ife re toto(r).

Odabo Ore mi.

azn_shorty

grin


*Find someone who could record these the pronunciations as a WAV file and email to u.
HINT: Yoruba is in a way like French. Its got a lot of "tone". You can't just pronounce the words anyhow

All the best Amigo
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nigerian TV And Their New Look by wham(m): 5:29pm On Nov 19, 2007
Nigeria Media is fast changing and Graphics/Video Editing is entering another dimension
Family / Re: A Friend Of Mine Was Beaten To A Pulp By The Wife by wham(m): 5:17pm On Nov 19, 2007
Hmmnnnnnn!

The guy married a Heavy Weight Boxing Champ ko!

Don't get in btw.

The man should know what to do.
Investment / Re: A Book That Teaches The A To Z Of Nigeria Stock Market Or : by wham(m): 11:55pm On Nov 18, 2007
or call 08057999508
Investment / Re: A Book That Teaches The A To Z Of Nigeria Stock Market Or : by wham(m): 11:55pm On Nov 18, 2007
This one is concise and compleat.


Check Numetro Abuja

Business / Which Fx Broker Would You Recommend? by wham(m): 11:50pm On Nov 18, 2007
Do you have experience with a Forex broker?

Have you traded with them [size=13pt]LIVE[/size] for up to 3months?

Do you enjoy their Platform/Charting SW?

What about their customer service?

Have you been scammed by any of them before?

Have you successfully made withdrawals from your account? Was it fast?
Culture / Re: Is It Necessary To 'try' And Adapt An American,west Indian Or British Accent ? by wham(m): 4:03pm On Nov 18, 2007
Ah a!!

When this this thread turn fight?

Na wa Oh!
Religion / Re: No More Christmas For Me! by wham(m): 11:51am On Nov 18, 2007
Why disturb the girl?

She say she no wan do Christmas!

Let her be! She's got a point. She's not saying u guys should not have a nice time.

You know how things are hard in the country and people make up different reasons not to spend money
*Just Kidding*

She's actually got a point but is again taking it too far
Romance / Re: I Am Tripping For Him: What Can I Do? by wham(m): 11:29pm On Nov 17, 2007
Just be urself. Don't try to act sassy if he doesnt eventually ask u out.

U dont have to go all out showing him how much u like him, he might just freak out.

Maintain ur sanity and be nice to him back.
Phones / Re: Chinese TV Phones by wham(m): 9:32pm On Nov 17, 2007
Ajoke's Chinese TV phone suddenly became mute a week ago

NO MORE SOUND cry
Nairaland / General / Re: He Is 30 And Am 18 But He Wants 2 Marry Me by wham(m): 9:10pm On Nov 17, 2007
I don't know , but You might be falling for the regular "I want to marry u" hypnosis already
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 2d/3d Art Gallery by wham(m): 5:48pm On Nov 17, 2007
@Grafikdon

Oh! Thats true. I should have noticed.

Nice drawing anyway
Nairaland / General / Re: Mouth Odour: Can You Stand It In A Friend? by wham(m): 1:26pm On Nov 17, 2007
Amigo,

It all depends on how close u are to him, how free he is wit u and what cadre he is in your office( are u guys on the same level or is he lower?)

'Cos telling him might be the beginning of a slow cold war between u guys. undecided

It would be better if it were a fellow guy to tell him about his scented mouth. grin

Shei u know guys have big egos. cool
I don't advice u tamper with his.

Just leave the mouth cheesy for where im wife keep am jeje.

But no let the smell kill u sha. [size=14pt]Stay away from the sewer[/size]



You can buy chewing gum and be giving him every morning as he comes into the office. It would douse the smell
Just Kidding
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 2d/3d Art Gallery by wham(m): 10:39am On Nov 17, 2007
@Grafikdon

Nice work. Cool hatching.

What kind of pencil did u use?
Health / Re: My Roommate Smokes: How Can It Affect Me? by wham(m): 9:57am On Nov 15, 2007
So with all these replies to your post u ought to know that the guy should leave OR u have to leave the room 4 him.

I found myself exactly in the same circumstances back in school. I ended up being a smoker myself after long months of resistance. I had gotten addicted to the menthol sensation subconsciously.

Thank God I'm off the habit now. You too could get adicted even beyond your seeminly strong will against smoking. Its a subconcious thing. The "smoking" may seem anti-social and unhealthy now but u will not see it so when u discover the sensation (the story of the pathetic 2nd hand smoker).

Why doesnt the guy smoke outside the room? Have u confronted him about this issue? What are u waiting 4?

The guy definitely doesnt respect your privacy and your health. Your Health is yours to protect. Your brother obviously doesnt give much thought to it. Leave that room and find a home of your own if things dont change (u could move into a friends place 1st). You have your own life to live (I am assuming u and your brother rented the appartment).

This is LIFE
TV/Movies / Re: Cost Of Buying Air Time For A TV Show? by wham(m): 8:38am On Nov 15, 2007
NTA consider themselves the largest TV ntwork in Africa.

Theve gone International. You could start with the local stations or one of the other Networks like Silverbird or Channels.

If your prog is good enough u would soon be able to convince sponsors who are ready to pay good cash.

Advertising is costly (Millions)
TV/Movies / Re: Cost Of Buying Air Time For A TV Show? by wham(m): 9:12pm On Nov 14, 2007
NTA
Independent Programmes (Airtime only)

N750,000 for 30mins prog.

N1,300,000 for 60mins.

+5% VAT

They charge an additional 50% (Handling Charge) of the Airtime fee if u have sponsorship for your programme (Quite costly)

Call 01-267298, 09-2346904
for better updates of their prices

This info was from earlier this year
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Save My Friend,dnt Let Him Die by wham(m): 7:24pm On Nov 14, 2007
I feel so much 4 ur friend.

Lets keep praying for a miracle.

@poster
Be ready to give more verification and proofs to those who might want to donate
U are truely ur brothers keeper
Health / Re: 2 Year Old Indian Girl Born With Four Legs And Four Hands by wham(m): 9:54pm On Nov 13, 2007
Has the operation been done?

Was it successful? Did she survive it?

How many hours did it last?

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