12Monkeys:
God she is ugly

no wonder ur toto small and nah only small prik oyibo go fit manage u

but her mouth nah vacuum cleaner

like seriously, she should just be careful because some of these oyibo people have some sort of twisted mentality. He might be calculating an unrealistic experiment and needs to get closer to his object.

just my humble advice oh!

johnstar:
Dat ooni babalawo

I need dat man contact


Anyone fit help me gt am??

abeg uncle no kee me with laugh. me sef note am, the man is always on top of his game, no calm at all. Seems he's always been controlled by spirits!

Sure, I agree with @Follygunners above me. Focus on turning those sockets into money bag, act it out with fun, use it to the maximum and see if no be you go dey choose babe wey you wan���

You can ask our beloved Segun Eyerinze how he did it!
Thank me later biko nu�

AreaFada2:


Nor mind the gorimapa guy. He wan use KGB style for us. Purposely leak info to obfuscate us.

This is bisma disma incongruous obfuscation-ism, hocus pocus masqueradery with infinitesimal hugga-hagga. -Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon.

hahaha!make we sef no fall for this nansense, abi we "leak" our plan too? fire for fire naim we dey so!

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Chai mama Doctor!
I will pass the info across to the Op.

yeah! A first hand optical exam will give an idea which will of course be ascertained by a lab confirmation. for real, do you feel me!!!

post=68129385:
Doctors in the house, kindly help this man pls!!

ok, I'm a doctor and very experienced at these issues. pls I need to have a first assessment at the penis to ascertain the likely STD that has ravaged it. So post a picture now or I cannot help you!

Misypee:
nasarawa and abuja

pls take your bro to Ben Dominics Dental in Jos, the dentist is a WHO trained specialist who uses the best and updated dental materials. Root Canal is 45k while crowning depends either normal, gold, silver, diamond etc, but ranging from 70k. I've had RCT for over 10years, perfect no issues again at all.

neonly:
May God tear APC government apart

...and may the flame that consumed Sodom and Gomorrah silence them all. may their voices never rise again. may the blood of innocence hunt them forever. the pains inflicted on Nigerians by this party is too painful! the oppressor arose from the darkest depth of hell but alas! the Mighty has hearkened to the voice of the voiceless.

Queenext:
I felt so ashamed for the IG.

Even if the writeup is bad,it shows he can't even use his brain to salvage the situation at the moment.

And we expect this deadbeat of an IG to solve security situation in the country?

To assume this brain dead is the head of sensitive institution like police is sickening

May God help us.

This might have even been one of the contributing factors why he declines seating face to face with the lawmakers. Assuming they fired grammatical missiles how would he have attacked?? The man sabi e shortcomings wella and not ready to be made a laughing mugu!

[quote author=SoapQueen post=67536526]The aso-ebi fabric is beautiful. I am so happy for this girl! Wow!
Adesua and Banky's kids will be sights for sore eyes!

Very cute couple!

Ebuka be slaying without leaving any survivors!

Everyone looks good

greatman247:



Chai... you try very well. Well done sir. I salute thee

hahhaha, thanks but #Ayamababe#

greatman247:




Omg, you ate frog? Damn. I can't imagine myself eating that, if I realize I guess I don't really know what to do probably I will throw up till I pass out and sick for weeks. And then, I will So deal with whoever gives me that.

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yeah! me and my team mates were offered royalty treatment by the village king. And for "big visitors", they gave us the most treasured, the Very fatty froggies

greatman247:
CAPITAL NO, unless I did not know...

Yeah, except I no sabi! I remember the first time I ate frog without knowing. I psychologically got sick when I realised forcing myself to throw up every minute.

Eeyah, so pathetic with two mighty disabilities! Not that I'm supporting what the parents have done but this kind of situation can be so demanding both financially and physically. just maybe, they've gotten exhausted with taking care of her. Although, they could have also taken her close to a motherless home to drop her there instead.

May God be with her!

Ofodirinwa:
Death in Delta
Beating in Imo
Riot in Osun
Blood in Akwa Ibom
Shooting in Rivers
Assault in Kaduna

. and that is how we'll flush 'em all out. Evil seed, no rest for the wicked!

Ofodirinwa:
Death in Delta
Beating in Imo
Riot in Osun
Blood in Akwa Ibom
Shooting in Rivers
Assault in Kaduna

. and that is how we'll flush 'em all out. Evil seed, no rest for the wicked!

The man is a jerk..very insensitive. Doesn't care whether I'm happy or not. I'm actually jetting out of it!!!

kai, we are truly enmeshed in deep shit! Maybe e dey high on mallam concoction ni oh

AZeD1:
There's something wrong with Rochas.

but me no surprise sha! Even the gods are disappointed at Rochas, they must have abandoned him halfway to the ancestral land. Very disappointing! for Pete's sake, you ain't doing worker's a favour, they earned their promotion and yet you make it seem like an achievement for you Tufiakwagi!

AZeD1:
There's something wrong with Rochas.

but me no surprise sha! Even the gods are disappointed at Rochas, they must have abandoned him halfway to the ancestral land. Very disappointing! for Pete's sake, you ain't doing worker's a favour, they earned their promotion and yet you make it seem like an achievement for you Tufiakwagi

KidsNEXTdoor:
Yusuf and zahra buhari should go to farm first









We will follow them

oh yes, correct!
we should GO to the farm and you strategically position herdsmen to butcher pp like animals. Murderer! the blood of all the innocent ones on your head will be avenged very soon. Blood be gushing like steams of water, tufia....

haywire07:
Strong man . Shebi they said he's bed ridden

Correct man! if to say dis man never commit, I for toastam wella...I like stubborn men

Okay, we had hear you Sir on the International level. Pls help us with our own naija version biko! we need prophesy pass especially for 2019 election.

Ajiowe:
OFCOURSE THE GUY HAS BIG CASSAVA NO DOUBT, THIS IS THE REASON WHY.

msheeeww! that massive cassava might just be as inefficient as the naija police den gun. sometimes I prefer a brief, fast and hyper active Ak47. From experience, those wey carry load no even sabi the romance wey follow their weapon, rely too much on the size for satisfaction! #teamidontcareaboutsize#

soledayo:
They asked me to do it then and i ran away....i learnt my lesson from MMM. I rather use my money eat to eat amala and goat meat.

walahi me too! Nothing dem no talk but as mmm show me shege, nobody tell me to run from these rubbish schemes nah.
na robe I no see that time if not, Mavrodi own na smol attack!

hmmmm! but this Ojukwu handsome oh. just wondering at what point he started changing to shrek!

purem:


Like seriously this is coming from a lady

like a lady seriously loves you, she might pretend initially buh with time, cheating begins to creep in...toh, better remedy before things finally kpeme nah.
some men will be bribing the woman with money and other gudgud things, later later na the man driver go dey enjoy madame while madame settle driver with oga money....this one don turn to triangular formula!

honestly, this is a very serious matter oh. what is the essence of sex if you cannot feel your partner in the innermost some will just kick engine, before they accelerate, motor go die. haba!

abeg, share with those you love so that they can hold their partners down. thanks OP, you do well.

iraborosasu:
It's funny how coordinated they are...

Nigerian Bus Drivers will be wondering why those small spaces are vacant

very correct! Naija driver na bumper to bumper trained ni oh

iraborosasu:
It's funny how coordinated they are...

Nigerian Bus Drivers will be wondering why those small spaces are vacant

very correct! Naija driver na bumper to bumper trained ni oh

Masama:
I'm sick and tired of Freeze and his stupidity. Can't someone just shut that old fool up once and for all

The truth is that, the olodo is bereft of creative journalistic ideas to keep his audience. so, he uses the success of others to hussle for his pocket moni....which is another form of robbery.

That is why if you shut him up now, poverty go killam!

All of them na clone, deciet, lies and eventual downfall. They all need to repent otherwise...THEY'VE FAILED THE CITY

Akerekoroabijawara:
Nice one

Absolute rubbish, this is maximally vexatious! so the FG couldn't utilize our local graphic artists abundant in the country yet, we sing local content every now and then. i think they should just scrap Fine art and other related courses from our universities.