happney65:
Is dis Suit or COAT?

those that'll serve in places like Plateau, obudu, mambilla will be happy with it cos of the grinding cold but for playing especially like Adamawa, Maiduguri, Abuja, na punishment qn

Noooo nah, this one fit extend enter my belle! But like seriously, I'll just leave the place first (for security) then call him some minutes later and express my fear on what I saw.

obiorathesubtle:
I'd rather suck my own dick than read that entire poppycock story.

common bru! Be nice for the sake of motherhood pls.

midehi2:
i feel like getting pregnant again

yeah, me too. But the last round (labour/deliver), no gree me think the belle again.

She looks pretty lovely.

chachanga:
Whhaaaaatt Da fffffk?!

Thank God no one ran into in the night!

Road Maintenance guys and Min of Works, it's time to justify your pay.

Over to you.

I hear there's an agency known as Nigeria building and road research Institute. What are they doing sef?

If na poor man now, dem for don disable their machine gun. Useless men, cannot control common to do woman injection If na poor man now, dem for don disable their machine gun. Useless men, cannot control common to do woman injection

Thanks

Audray:
Alright dude.That's cool and everything...Just don't blow us up.

Audray:
Alright dude.That's cool and everything...Just don't blow us up.

;alright malam ismail, just make sure no thiefing in Islam because they'll yankoff your hand. Also, when dem vex you, run comot because paganism, Hinduism et al still dey to move join. Oooonyara!

seyoops4u:
Note: @2 will only work, if u add salt to the water (for boiling the egg )

I had always been vexed when my egg breaks while boiling but now, my joy knows no bounds. thanks op. To be your brother's keeper is not just by preaching from the biggest Bible or Qur'an but by simply offering humanitarian services. The world would be a more accommodating one if we all act as we preach. one luv!!!

crazymommy:
when a woman after giving birth to a baby made the decision to focus on fitness some nigerian men like you will say she is selfish,that she cares more about her body than her baby and marriage,if the woman shuns fitness the same people will still complain....hypocrites....always blaming naija women for everything yet the same men carry pot belly up and down,can't the men build six packs too??or looking good should be for women only??...people like them want their wives to look like Beyonce yet they won't allow her take the step for their selfish reasons....they want a wife with a banging body yet they want her to be doing house chores 24/7 ..they want her to be with the baby 24/7,they won't assist her at home,to employ a house girl Na taboo to them,yet they want her to go the gym regularly.....Una never ready.....



Tonto dike enjoy the joy of motherhood jare,motherhood is more important than hour glass shape...if our mothers focused more on their shape instead of motherhood we won't be successful today...

thanks dear, I feel you real good. I've always said it, that men should also start wearing those tummy fitted girdle to help their protruded tummy. At least by them all the hidden becomes visible.

Hey, did you guys notice the pp holding the Ooni's staff of office in the 1st and 5th pics? They aren't using bare hands to hold it but a part of their agbada. Hmmmm, abeg who fit help me explain. I fear tradition oh!

pinkyliceous:
See that brown roof building beside the Ooni's house.

wetin do the roof nah?

emerged01:
He was the one that laid hand on him before he started his ministry. From day one of bishop ministry,pastor Adeboye has been his spiritual father.

Exactly. That is why I'm uncomfortable with some MOG like T. B, Chris O. et al. Even from Biblical viewpoint, we see the obvious example of Elijah and Elisha. A spiritual Father mist be there to guide in spiritual matters.

I thought a SPY is meant to be a sort of UNDERCOVER agent. How come it's boldly identified on the uniform? Where are they gonna get protection when the attack comes?

zheroes:
of all what you put out there, absolutely non is a reason to cheat. so I don't get your point, if she is already cheating and he starts caring will it change the fact that she has cheated?

my point is this, generally, women are wowed by very simple and easy things. For instance, a woman can respect her man to the maximum if he simply shows acts of loves eg. Talk to her when she's down, listen to her, comfort her, etc. You see, it's more difficult to keep a man faithful than a woman but the problem with the woman is that once she is committed to a cause, she excels perfectly and that's why a woman's unfaithfulness might have more weight.
Again, in my submission I noted that if he had lapsed in some instances, then he's the probable culprit. However, he still has a remedy, the deed if true, has been done, but, retrace your steps and woo your woman back. Very practicable!
This issue should not be analysed from a man's viewpoint because I bet just like you've done, all men will find no justification for a woman to cheat on her man.

Bros check yourself first, are you satisfying her emotionally, physically and financially? What are the things she desires which you don't do that another man will comfortably and willingly do for her? Are you proud of her? Do you showcase her like a priceless jewel that she is? If no, then you are to blame for your predicament!

Ehn... Welcome back baba. Abeg just try pay federal civil servants salary immediately. We don tire for this your salary payment style. E no good nah, Plenty queue, no money to even join the line!

;DMake dem just try patch up any loophole for the marriage. Cute they are but..the husband bobo remind me of James brown

Pls don't cos you're gonna go thru emotional hell. I did marry one and I'm hating it like crazy. They might have gone thru the theory 100% but practical na zero!

femzysticks:
I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I
suddenly realized I desperately
needed to mess, They were playing
Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci.
The music was really really loud, so I
timed my mess with the beat of the
music. I was releasing my mess
alongside the music so that nobody
would hear the sound of the mess
although the mess was very loud too.
When I finished, I started to feel
better but I looked around and
noticed that everybody in the
restaurant frowned and was staring
at me….. Why?
Then I suddenly remembered that I
was listening to the music with my
ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

kai bros, laugh wan kill me! See as tears dey drop from my eyes. I don like/share tire...

See those 2 women in the first pic...looku looku sotey dem forget their own praya ... Women n gossip sha !

hmmm... I fear for men who do not understand the simple instructions of this marriage covenant. Op, have you asked yourself why most men die before their wives, leaving her with the children? how else do you think heaven can compensate a woman who bore the pains and discomfort of pregnancy and childbirth just for a " selfish" man like you to treat as such? do you know the measure of sacrifice she's put in to care for the children in your absenc
e? think with your brain and not you p....!
Finally, try to reverse the story. how would it feel if she were the one doing what you are doing?

couldn't stop laughing at the boy solving mathematics on the board @ 30-28=18....that subject wicked. the boy even dey vex for im answer!

kai...kai..kai..I don't understand. is it the abandoned carcasses that certify the river a spiritual one? this is really an eye sore. see goose
bumps! tufia...

jbravado:
...i've nt seen any jan27th here...hope u don't mind if i stay with u guys for d mean time...

oh dear, pls don't feel so alone yet...my daughter is 27th also and I combine mine with hers to celebrate. cheers u got a special one!

wow! I feel literarily ecstatic on this piece of creativity. @ op, if this is your original then i'm rolin my eyeeees 4 u....iam in luuuuv...

it's no sin when channeled towards the right direction i.e in the ordained institution of marriage.

amosade30:
wow!!! So api 2mit u guys..26 na d sure digit

me as well! I strongly rep. 26th, no regrets. One luuuv!

Ojugunrege:
Jan 26th!!!

now, this is good news...jan. 26th representing strongly. Welcome to the team!

Welcome to the team. We're gradually building up our num. Cheers

iamteekaygal:

Hello birthday mates. Happy to find 2 of you!

I once asked my students to write an essay on "my best food" and give reasons. One particular essay read:
I like rice and beans a lot because
It use to make my brain stand up!