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Orobo - hell no

Lepa - Cool

Lepa can break easily, orobo is too watery, middlebelt is in the middle of the upstream and downstream dichotomy, chikena

@Poster:
E be like say ibo man don thief your babe with him money, that is why u can come here and openly display your intelligent embarrassment.

Ehhnnn, we are not romantic at all, abeg make una dey marry oyinbo - they are romantic

All these rants sef, now its a matter of mothers and sisters etc etc.  Let's face it, every woman has a bitch in her - be it for money, be it for success, be it for looks, gossip, or even for agro - bottomline is there is always a bitch in her c'est finni


_{Where that jennikadiri sef? or is it jenninkitaara}

jennykadry:
eeeyyyyaaa forgive me,im really sorry honestly,my bad i guess,then i guess your sisters and i should be competing on who's first grand child is older?

_*dumbass*

Now look, you're the one scoring own goals

I'm off home, after a hard day's job


_Prick

jennykadry:
is / are your sister(s) included no hard feelings my brother

Hehehe, when my sisters were your age, the naira was worth 2 Pound Sterling
I couldnt tell what they were doing, but today, they are all married, well-to-do and settled with kids your age and i really cannot say more than that.
My response was based on Today and not 40yrs ago

_Dunce

I don't like size 0 - 10! they look hungry and need help

I like a girl who has the traditional african figure: tall, healthy, and very acrobatic - Take my girlfriend for example 

@Topic:

99.99% of Naija girls are materialistic, and cheap. Period

My Arms - so large, if i can cut one out, i'd be able to club myself to death with it.

I was just strap hanging on a train
Nothing on my mind, nothing in the frame

Then She:

Through a cloud of blue smoke
The twisted tips of a wild afro
A mohair top
A body moving in fine flow

In front of me.
I drew a breath.

Brother, she said, you look tense, you need to
destress your life
Open yourself to peace, let go of all your strife

Peace, Sister? I'm a trainee software engineer
If I can't find numbers for it, I don't want to hear.

She said, 'come closer', and she placed an arm round
my waist
'Relax your shoulders, let your eyelids fall, breathe
without haste'

Eyes closing, I felt - I felt a pressure on my lips -
warm, thrilling, bold
And every knot in every muscle in my body began to
ease, to unfold

There, she said, that moment you tasted is peace -
- now you know it you will thirst for it again
And Brother its number is the number of petals on all
the lotus buds,
the number of lovers on all the park benches in the
world, its
number is infinite - a number you will aspire to
attain

And I thought - Mmm - if that is peace, I'm a
follower, I'm a convert
And I wanted to say 2 her that, on this, we were
totally one
But my lips were so numb from her kiss, I couldn't
talk
- and in that moment she was gone

I vowed to myself, from now, and for the rest of my
life
Looking for her, looking for peace would be my only
goal
And I will search the Earth with all my heart, with
all my spirit, with all my soul

I'm still searching.



Even today, 15 years down the line
I see a crowd and I'm looking 4 a face, 4 a sign
Please, if u have seen Peace, if u have known peace
give me this sign
Cos I know when I find peace, I'll share a moment that
will be … divine



_{Meditate on that and u will see how lucky u are to still have PEACE}

Dont know if men do, but i will

Especially when i want to settle

A Sallam alaikun

When u share other people's happiness, your's will come quicker. I will attend, and even try getting another chic at the event while enjoying myself thoroughly
Learn to control your jealousy and also how to lose well. you dont win all the time.

Adebayor became the first player in Premier League history to score a hat-trick against the same club in the same season as Arsenal thrashed Derby 6-2 last night.

Only if you're Female, in London, and u get heart

078 - KYSS - MA - CC

These are the days of american wonders, dont cry baby, dont cry - dont cryyy

ashe2:
am reali tired of being in and out of a relationship amalmost on the verge of giving up the stress of getting over and startin all over is so overwhelmin d problem is i have never known why my relationships busted?

Its a learning curve. As time passes, you'll learn to hold a relationship together, someday, you'll learn to hold a family together too. But this is where it starts.

Welcome back to reality

@topic:

Another priceless work of art in his gallery - thats what you've been

tRoOE:
Shraap my friend before I give you a slap

Hey, dont hate the playa, hate the game

Girl u look fine
Like a diamond studded rolex - u just shine
I like that waist line
Let me hit that from behind
Which way u wanna climb - my style genuine

_{Biggie was good. But i still prefer Pac}

Interest each other. . . thats the buzzz

akara:
Please install Love on your computer

The love no gree install for my PC oh, it says - System Error: Please roll back,  Aborting installation. Then it requests a cold reboot.

@Poster:

You dont know what you're missing

Life is too good to spend alone, stop being miserable and clumsy, pick yourself up and step out tonight, enough chics oh

She calls me lexi-lexi
And i call her my angel

"You are slimmer and taller than I thought and gentle. You look like a saint, lol."

That is the email comment a girl made of me after my blind date yesternight, that has been sweeting my heart since morning. Too bad i didnt think the same of her. . .

Thats by the way sha, I've learnt alot from being good and it got to a stage when things had to change oh - Now, I NO SEND

_{Funny i still look like a saint}

welli:
why do u think d word cheatin originated frm women?.abeg do research well

As expected. . . Always on the offensive! Women!
God will save us

Cheating:
Thats the baptismal name women have given the sacred act of having concubines or bedmates

Doesnt matter much. . .
Only difference is much more water.
As long as the skin is spotless, and she doesnt use any concealer, ba damua!

National Anthem

ibkaye:
i still say smooth is sexy

The votes are against u oh

wendymanda:
Is that from a song? Sounds familar

You know the very song