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TheSeeker:
Oh no! Whitelexi, tell me it's not true. I'm waiting on you to debunk this.

Funny enough, i dont think i remember saying anything about thoniaslim or sleeping with her on that thread, i just think the poor girl's finding it difficult leaving me. I do remember talking about someone who told me lies about her age just to get an opportunity to be with me though. . . and i think she knows herself .

@thoniaslim, its good to know u've still not gotten over me after what? 2yrs?  I dont blame u, girls find it difficult after me cos i'm that fuc*king good i really should be illegal

TOPE2000!:
Rofl
Yes o, u r Mr Nigeria . . . . . . . Buahahahahahahahaha

Good that u know that. . .  

Call Me Crazy?

You are certainly crazy

Ben20001:
It's the shyness that makes them fine.

Exactement!

Trouble go dey sleep, yanga go wan wake am, all these silly girls and their beefing nature - if u want a piece of me, just say so and stop fighting the feeling

Tope2000, anyday, anytime, and i'm not boasting. . .  I hot pass u - even as a guy!

Thoniaslim, if u want to call names then call names and stop generalising with your statements, afterall it had to take you 2.5yrs of proclaiming your love and admiration to realise that i'm not hot. . .  It was not as if u didnt see me during those years, so if your beef is that we decided to move on, i'm sorry i cannot help u

Busta, u sef wey be my friend, no let me catch u oh, na koboko i go take wire that ya yansh all over canada

The aura of a lion remains with it. . . in life and in death!

TheSeeker:
I never knew goat meat was capable of separating and breaking up relationships. Tell me more.

Bros, i tire ohhh

My exes are too many to write to.

TheSeeker:
I'll be so glad to hook you back up. I hope you don't mind if I take your current?

Lmao

Gosh! my ex is my ex, even if i still feel something for her. . . My current is an angel sent from above, she's the best thing that happened to me. . . and whats more? she's in my house right now and even finer than my ex! Why would i wanna swap her for anything?

You can take my ex but i've gotto warn u. . . She's so self-centered that its cute

@Topic: Me too

I'll give u a 7 star rating, If you're young, then u can still hit the 9 - 10 star mark with time.

TheSeeker:
You owe her nothing. But you'll be the gentleman here and explain to her once more why you couldn't get married and make emphatically known to her that you're settling down with someone else. Be honest about your explanations and take it easy with her; matters are best resolved peacefully. Don't be haughty about it, be calm and responsible -- the mark of gentlemanliness.

And to add to my friend's post above, you should not push it. . . Some naija chicks dont like correction and u may approach her in a gentle manner only to recieve a couple of slaps and loads of abuses for your trouble. If she's like that, then pick yourself up and move away. . . Perhaps when 2 or more guys tell her the same thing, it'll dawn on her that she needs to change something.

Godmother:
From what I heard, you'll see it in his eyes. But these days, that might not really work so I'll suggest you settle down and be patient. Time and his actions will tell. And as a woman, do no under-estimate the power of your inner-built radar. Sometimes, that is all you need to know the truth. So long as when it beeps, you do not ignore its signs and believe what you want to believe.

We try to look into your eyes too - just so we can tell a sincere woman, unfortunately though, the woman's eyes are not on her face, so we end up achieving nothing. . .  absolutely nothing! except a moment of visual bliss!

I once met a girl who told me that as long as she has that waist band on, she cannot get pregnant. For me, that was the joke of the yr

TheSeeker:
My main man, what's good? Oya, let's dissect your comment. I understand you being all orthodox, not wanting to adopt the new western kind of system and all that. If your wife is older than you, does that stop you from earning your respect? If you're younger than your wife you're still the head of the family and nothing has changed that. It won't stop your "isi-okuko" too . As long as you maintain your maturity and treat your wife the right way you should, you'll always get your respect.

If you fail to perform your civic duties in your own home, if you're 20 years older than your wife, you'll still be less than a chaff to her. But I respect your opinion man, you got policy and that's what's up! They say a man's got two things -- his balls and his word.

I like the way u ended your above post - very nice.  The thing is that everything u've talked about will work if its a babe from any other part of the world, naija babes are different. . .  Just as they attach sooooooo much to respect coming with age - [ask a grown naija woman for her age, and on the average you'll get an answer that is in turn a question of its own - u dont get that when u ask a foreigner no matter their age.], they will also only respect u if they know u are well older than they are. . .   I guess proper love and proper respect creeps into the picture later when u start providing for her but the disrespect from the initial stages alone can crash the entire relationship if care is not taken.

I'm a rather orthodox minded man and based on the fact that i'm the true son of my father, my answer would be a resounding NO. I would prefer to provide for my family and earn my respect that way, there is no restriction on the wife if she wants to work but there has to be a very well defined framework in place as to who is the man and the head of the family. To that effect, the age gap has to be a minimum of 5yrs to start with.

PS: I want my ishi-okuko on xmas day too

_{and no woman drama oh}

Peer pressure? more like 'feeling among'
Competition? more like posing with your partner when your friends are watching with their mouths watering
Security? That feeling u get when u know he's not gonna run if shit hits the fan
Music to your ears? All the sweet sweet talk that them girls just love hearing. . .  Whose gonna say that to u then - if not a boy friend
Respect? You know damned well, u aint gonna get that from your fellow women no matter what your pay package is
Control? Some ladies i know are quite domineering, they like control - over men of course
Love making - no Love Machine can do it like a man

Na Waaaa Oooooooooo!

5 on it - Luniz

God dey

word. . . and?

This topic reminds me of that convo between dmx and Damien :

Hey yo D (What up D?)
You the smooth nigga, I seen you when nobody knew who pulled the trigger
(Yeah you know it's always over dough)
You sure, I could have swore it was over a hoe
(Nah, nah that ain't my style)
Nigga you stay fronting, but u still my man I ain't gonna say nothing
Got your weed, go ahead smoke it (word) Go ahead drink it (word)
go ahead and f**k shorty, u know I can keep a secret (aight)
I'm gonna have u drivin', probably a benz
But we gotta stay friends, blood out, blood in


Thats how the devil works, u have an urge but thats not the issue, the real issue is the urge comes when your gf is out of town or away from u. . . and thats the time when all temptations creep in from different nooks and angles. . . That chick you've been chasing that has been fronting will suddenly start giving u the green light and before u say jack robinson, u don score wonder goal

michelin89:
He say he want woman wey go remind am of his mum. That's creepy!

No its not!
A mother is part of a man's dna as well oh, there's always that closeness between them that even makes the man confide more in his mum. . .  Trust me, when u have a son, you'd be eager to experience that closeness

TheSeeker:
You're spot on bro. In my file, there are just three important women: My wife, my sister & my mother  . If a man is lucky to find the right woman for him, he's found in her the three --- a sister, a mother and a wife. That's why you don't joke with your wife.

I totally agree with u, as always, your words are very salty

platinumnk:
girl u crazy, I dont see anything wrong with seeing your mother as a beautiful woman. I dont think any woman can top my mom

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That comparison is still going on in my head u know

I think scarlet johansson beats them both though, there's something unrefined about her look that makes her a bit more refined

@Poster, now u have all the answers u need

Pittbaby:
Why are tou attacking me , I simply repeated what you wrote , I will kiss any bitch, Translated "I will kiss any female dog" .

I seen some oyinbo kissing his dog on the train. . . I was like Damn!!!

A beautiful woman is one who epitomizes all the attributes of a beautiful woman, an embodiment of beauty, with a kind heart, and a nack for cleanliness. A woman who reminds me of my sweet mother

I put this question across to my colleagues at work and some of them said:

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

Beauty is in the personality rather than looks. Looks will only take you so far before you become bored.

Hey the magic can go. Perhaps some whips and chains as a gift? Add a bit of spice! :p

Michael, She can whip me any day.

Dude you need help 

Alex - What are you on? Cos I want some!!!

Angelina [jolie]

No way! she's way over rated, Jessica's far better

Michael u need to change your specs if you think Jessica [alba]’s better than angelina[jolie]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, that's what makes all human

Now a war of words is going on in my office
The guys are split into 2 sides arguing whether angelina is finer than jessica or vice-versa. Thanks poster

Ofcourse it does, its all about different opinions and ideas. If we all thought the same it would be boring

God created a man and He rested. He then created a woman and there was trouble!!!

Your right in a way, there has to be that notion of care and respect for others

Care and respect does not make someone beautiful. It makes someone attractive.

Beauty is a physical thing.
Attractiveness is a physical + mental thing.

Kingsley, as always you hit the head on the nail. :p

More to come

Hey you can bring all the whipped jokes you want out about me! :p

But guys don't hit anyone below the belt for things beyond their control.

u sure cause its about time u get laid!

Sukh. Drop it please. That's getting too out of order

Keep the gloves up. Nothing below the belt.

Hi guys.

Sorry to join this one late. but here is my input.

I think what defines a beautiful women is when she can make you smile without any effort, Calm you down when you are blue in the face and capture your attention when you are in a crowded place,  Of course all of this while wearing a corset, stilletoes and fish nets works for me.
Know what i mean?

a beautiful woman boils down to two characteristics: 1. Happy. 2. Healthy

If u decide not to date him anymore cos he's a cultist in your school. . . then u should also consider deciding to leave the school or he will come after u. Once a cultist's identity has been revealed he tries to stop it from spreading, u need to be careful.

Many girls who date cult boys dont do so cos they were initially attracted, to be fair to them, they do so out of fear because they're terrorised from the start when these cultists approach them. It is not easy to say no to a cult boy, especially if his rank is high up the ladder, u are not safe anymore. When i was in school, i knew of a girl who got killed cos she couldn't tell where her boyfriend was when his enemies came looking for him.

It is not always easy to know who a cult boy is either, i always choose my friends and not the other way round, i was shocked in my final yr to discover that one of my tight friends, who always competed with me for the best result in every course was indeed a cult boy! - and my school was arguably the hottest school at the time. It only came to light when his enemies started looking for him during his final yr exams - knowing that he would most definitely come in to write them. . .  He ran out of town, but was able to reach an arrangement with the lecturers to re-write it. . .

So this issue is very delicately balanced, it takes a lot of composure and calm to wriggle out of it once u have entangled yourself in the first place.

biola44:
so kissing is a prerequisite to d main course?
so, the main course is how many units?

That will depend on the course. u will need to withstand up to 6 units on the tough ones but on the average. . . 2 units will do