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LadyT:
whitelexi, oh whitelexi. . .

I missed you so much at the BBQ there was a great anticipation that if you attended the fun would overflow but that was not to be, make sure u come next time oh

Awwww, everything u say just shows u missed me so much, anyways, dont worry, i'll try and be at the next one, ok?

macmek:
life is full of choices !

I agree with u, but sometimes we make silly mistakes when we have a variety to choose from.

@Theseeker: I've got good news for u. . . Angel is gonna sign up, but she seems to be taking her time watching what people are saying. . . I dont wanna pressure her either

dyabman:
what has come over you my love , c'mmon , stop acting this way, you are such a nice girl and you dont have to bleat like a sheep okay. sweet dreams.

LMFBAOROF

LadyT:
I wish to step in here Whitelexi Jiggly puff is a cute and GOOD pokemon theres no reference to any of whitelexis apparant womanising nonsense.

But Whitelexi you cant talk you too have falsely accused people.

Just remember I will forever call you whitelexi

Are u indirectly professing your undying love

Look, I know u've been looking for my attention too, and i'm sorry i never gave it to u. . . All those times u were warning me to stay away from the drama of NL - i should've listened to u, but i wanted to prove a point first. Now u r mad at me for ignoring u, I understand your agro, when u said that name in the other thread, i thought u said it cos u were looking forward to seeing me at the barbeque and obviously disappointed i didnt show up. . . Now i think otherwise - and thats such a shame cos i actually thought highly of u.

Trust Ikamefa. . .  There are very few people who command my respect on NL and she is right up there. . .  and on that note, i'd like to thank u for the mild slap on the wrist  some people wanted to bulala my bakassi but u only slapped my wrist - thank u

Guys, I have some news. . .  Angel will be joining us pretty soon, I was able to convince the boys yesternight, and we've all agreed to invite her. A copy of this thread has been sent to her alongside an invitation, and as soon as she registers, she will give me her user ID and we can start understanding this whole scenario from her own point of view.

I know some of you cannot wait to give her a grilling so i would like to ask that we go easy on her, ease her into the system first, we dont want her getting the wrong view of NL cos some of us are angry with her now do we?

DaudaAbu:
The worst advise iwill giv here is dat am sure among u guyz there's som1 dats interested in her? y not giv her a try? giv puffy a dose of his own medicine by having her date 1 of his friends, if he doesnt giv a 4ck then i bliv he actuaaly never loved her in th 1st place.
allow him moveto laura jare. sometime its beta we allow pple learn frm dia mistake than try to stop them frm making it

Believe me, if its the Puffy i know - he wont give a flying Bleep about his ex dating his friend, he is just the craziest human being - he still keeps in touch with his married ex, and calls her his sweetheart that couldn't wait for him - even in front of her husband. . . he just has a way of making it all sound like a really blunt joke that after passing such a comment he turns to her husband and tells him to take good care of his [puffy's] missing rib oh. This is a man who is probaby 10yrs older than puffy

I dont joke with my mama, she means the world to me . . .  If she's sad - i worry, if she cries - I fight!
And yes. . . I'm an ibo man!

TheSeeker:
Court case for what? Infringement on her privacy? Oh pleeeeaaase!

Its still up in the air sha, i know they'll give it a go when we meet for discussions and drinks tonight. I'm so looking forward to the Drama that will ensue when she gets here and reads stuff about how she's behaving - that might just be what she needs to see reason.

spikedcylinder:
I didn't say it was you. I only called your friend "jiggly puff" because you referred to him as "puffy".

Okay, I thought u wanted to thread the same path as Miss Freedom-of-speech was

TheSeeker:
Bring her over. If she feels she's right, a dose of truth will be enough to heal her ignorance.

Believe me, i think its a good idea but the guys are solidly against it - I think the mere thought of Angel's Mum is doing a lil more than scaring them away. . . Guys no want any court cases

TheSeeker:
This is fast becoming an interesting opera. Well, I do not have much to say, as much as I would have loved to pity on Angel, she's beginning to upset my patient personality. How could she have, in the whole wide world, think pregnacy keeping will tie Puffy down? And her mom is a lawyer? Doesn't her mom know this might not work? I'm again, at this point, questioning her mom's gumption. From the beginning of this scandal, I thought she(her mom) knew about this and shouldn't she have advised her not to threaten Puffy with such?

OK! I'm not a big fan of abortion, but didn't she know having this baby will not only soil her reputation but put her future relationship with her child in jeopardy? What is she planning on telling the baby? That she fell in a crush and made her way through to his dad and she tried trapping him with his pregnancy then? Or is she planning on lying to him? My advice is she gets to see a good doctor and have an abortion -- I'm not scared for Puffy because I do believe he's capable of paying child support if ever it comes to that. Someone should tell her to wake up from her dreams, because she's keeping that baby for the very and the most immoral motive; if, after everything, she's bent on keeping the baby let her have the baby and Puffy pays for the child support.

As for Angel showing off her ignorant "right" to block Puffy off from dating Laura, it's the most ludicrous comment ever. She, as much as anyone else, has no right to tell Puffy who to or not date. It's immaterial if she's her friend or whatever, the fact is they are all adults and should do anything they want to do. . . . . . . I still reiterate that I'm not against his decision to date Laura, but I detest the time span between his relationship with Angel and his sudden crush on Laura.

Believe me bro, we stand at the same side with what you've posted above - i dont see any reason why a girl should try what Angel is trying. . . Especially where there is a potential of it being a lie. she has refused all forms of concrete confirmation and is not presenting any proof!

Matter of fact, I'm considering asking her to come over and view this thread so that we can hear from her directly. . . I dunno if thats a good idea - I'm currently in a conferenced chat with Mase, Minches, Becks, and Shaggy. . . So far they're saying its a NO-NO, they think its not right cos Laura has got visibility to this already and Angel would be pissed to know we went through with discussing her without her knowledge.

What d'you guys say? Invite her or leave her out?

spikedcylinder:
In all of this, I blame Laura (not like the solution right now is to pin point blame but it helps with clarification, yer see?). YOU NEVER DATE A FRIEND'S CURRENT OR EX. It hardly ever ends well.

Obviously, "jigglypuff" ( ) is too daft to have a mind of his own regarding women (and I can guess everything else too) that he has to rely on his friends to help him "make a choice". In the process, he picked a totally innocent girl and tore her heart to pieces. If Laura blocked all advances from him and narrated things as they were to Angel, the situation wouldn't be as messy as it is now.

Way forward? Shoot jiggly puff in the groin. That way, he'll run away from angels and towards demons.

No let me catch u oh . . . Nice one sha

@Topic:

This is not about me oh, its about poor Puffy and his current gbese I am only slightly involved cos i advised him to listen to Angel a bit. . .

Nautillus:
This narative is gradually unfolding like a soap . .quite an interesting read. . .i have no advise for any of the players in this story. ._{'cos i'm sure that they won't take it. , lol. . .patiently waiting for more episodes. . .lol}

Thanks, it is nice to know that u r enjoying my description of whats unfolding before my own eyes. . . It also feels like a soap to me as its happening
About waiting for more episodes sha, i'm actually hoping this whole drama ends and we all live peacefully ever after.

IFELEKE:
citizen, remember that your freedom to defend your name against slander or malignment does not supercede another citizen's freedom of speech.
I ended my submission with these:

I think its the other way round, u cannot justify using your freedom of speech to offend others. . .  Have u never heard the prase: [You have the right to remain silent, anything u say may be used against u in a court of law] before in your life?  Does that not include "if u say something offensive u can be made to pay"?!  Or is that also an infringement of freedom of speech??!

If u r so correct, then terrorists also should have freedom of speech and should then be allowed to preach their hate messages in public and on public media!

Lol. . true, true.

As for the Puffy, Angel and Laura situation. With the new info, my respect for Angel is diminishing slowly, what's so wrong in walking away with your head held up high, now Puffy's ego is being fed by two women. A friendship broken up by a person, I don't like that at all, but I think it just goes to show how genuine Angel and Laura's friendship really was.

Wow, I gotta get a glimpse at this Puffy guy, is he worth all this hassle?! Even if he was hot, would he still be worth all the hassle?!

Puffy only agreed to bringing this onto NL on some conditions, and one of them was that his pic would not be posted. . . However, since i'm gifted at creating a mental picture of anyone or anything, i'll try and describe him to y'alls. Sorry Puffy, this is within the laws oh. . .
Puffy and Shaggy are identical twins, so identical i can only tell from their slightly different voices. They are 6"5' even with their slightly bow-legs, Light skinned, very cute smile with dimples in their cheeks. They are quite hairy and have all that side burn and beard well trimmed but visible on their fair skin. They both speak slowly like that naija artist called "Nigga Raw", I particularly yab them all the time saying they're slower than Baltimore
Are they athletic?? I think a bit, they've got 6packs on their tummy but are not muscular at all in any other part of their body - I may not exactly have a 6pack but i've got loads of muscles in my upper body and yansh I have a move called the sumo yansh attack
Although Shaggy's head has cooled down since he started thinking of a family, they're both dare-devils when it comes to doing things u would not dare. . . Puffy once asked a metropolitan policeman for his hat so he could pee in it - apparently its lawfully correct instead of peeing on the streets or bushes in the Uk. . . But we didnt know that - heck, i wouldn't even do it if i knew it was lawfully ok. Puffy especially is full of ideas for money making, he prefers hanging out with the guys when he does hang out. . . I only know of one gf that puffy had while we were in school and she's now happily married - she left because he was not ready to commit to anything serious. . . If there's anything else u wanna know about Puffy, just ask.


Angel might think bringing up a baby like that is the answer, but it sounds to me like she's just trying to tie Puffy to her, she probably hopes in future that Puffy will leave Laura and return to her to be the present father figure in her baby's life.
How will she explain that to the child? How will she explain that the child cannot have a real relationship with her father and unlike other cases like this, this is actually a choice, it didn't happen that Angel was pregnant. She's actually choosing to complicate this situation.

I hope Angel comes to her senses, I almost feel like she should read what everyone's said about the relationship on this forum, because it doens't sound like she's thinking right.

How old is Angel again?

Angel clocks 27 this December, so she aint no kid either
Laura is 26

Many have been asking and disturbing me about this - Miss Freedom-of-Speech included. . . so i say it now. I am 30yrs, by the end of november, i hope to be 31yrs.

I hope we can now put this to bed.

Now Miss-Freedom-of-speech feels simply cos a thread's her fav - i cannot post there? Damn! On what planet are u living pls?

IFELEKE:
citizen whitelexi
From the submissions aforequoted it was deduced that:
1:- All comments/inferences on the subject matter was being directed to another entity different in all totality to you
2:- The citizen in question was exercising one of her fundamental human right which is the right to free speech with no deliberate/implied attempt to malign another fellow
3:- The citizen denied having any contact(friendly or otherwise) with you thereby making the two of you strangers to each other.

From the aforesaid, I draw the conclusion that this case is a pure case of misunderstanding between two citizens with equal right to freedom of speech.
citizen plat has clearly stated in her submissions that her remarks/inferences weren't meant for you and so shall it be.
You are hereby granted leave to defend your name and reputation when(and only when) you get a direct affront on your person.

That is just so wrong, so someone can call u names but because the conversation was with another person and not u, then that is not an offence abi?

If i were to give u a pseudonym i know u dont like, is it ok for me to use that in every conversation as i please? Would u feel ok knowing i was discussing with someone else - even if it was clear to u that i was refering to u? What sort of justice system do u run?

No response to the other thread? I see.  . .

I respond as i please depending on the humour, LadyT is just trying to be funny, u r taking it too far up your arse!

プ/リ//ン,, プ/リ/ン,, プ/リ/ン,, プ/リ/ン,, プ/リ/ン,, プ/リ/ン,, プ/リ/ン, プ/リ/ン,, プ/リ/ン,, プ/リ/ン,, <- LOL
Look whos talking. . .

And this bit right here is just pure gibberish!

Please, I'm not scared of you at all. 

I can see that

out of the supposedly 720?? girls on NL, u wanna focus on me yet again?    

I see u've been following my posts

You just want drama. 

Wrong

And how old are u again? 33? 

Wrong again!
Just cos Puffy is that age doesnt make me same, i roll with people older than me all the time.

dont come in here saying u want all the beef aired and starting shit.

I dont have time for u today.    try again on another day. 

Look whos talking about beef? And pls dont even talk about who started it, cos u did from day 1, and you've not been yourself since then - following me around and looking for what u can say to get my attention, well u just did, and u're about to get really bruised if u dont learn to act and shut up!

Well, here's the latest.

Angel has refused to let go of Puffy if he's only gonna turn around and date Laura. Angel wants them to part ways but insists on being pregnant and wanting to keep it too. She went further to state that Puffy is free to go but he cannot date Laura and will have to pay child benefits until the child is 16yrs old!

Puffy is insisting on continuing with Laura whether or not Angel approves, and says he doesn't mind taking it to the next level if Angel so pleases.
We are still at square one. . .  No progress yet, as far as i'm concerned.

Any ideas?

Ujujoan:
@ Lexi,

The girl can never sleep with him again. What they had was in the past and she has gotten over him. Even before she met this guy, her ex's still trying to come back, but she will never go back to him.

Its all too easy to say it but alot more difficult doing it. This issue will only go into a lot of wickedness, envy, and blackmail - it can split a family into 2, i've seen where a woman destroys two peaceful and loving brothers. . .  The best thing for her is to stay clear

platinumnk:
Im here, in my speech, I was talking to Na2day not anyone else. Im sorry I live in a place where free-speech is consituted. I am not going to dig in the gutter. I know of no Whitelexi, have no cohorts, nor wish to have any, such said persons should not try to control speech as he has shown no respect for others. Check the Summer BBQ thread: JP was mentioned there.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-295555.160.html#msg4180544
I hear no objections.

I dont respond easily to threats, people are going to do WHAT THEY WANT TO ANYWAY. You just have to learn to ignore it.

That is why I said I have no time for that foolishness. Dont let me pull defense.

Freedom of speech does not give u the authority to infringe on anyone or slang people, especially when they dont find it funny. If you are as sensible as u claim to be, u would know that it is provocative, and would desist from it especially as u are even more of a jigglypuff in the first place!
Once again, i want to make it absolutely clear that i will retarliate with venom if u do not desist. . . Dont even think this has got to do with your ugly pics, this is much more than that - and that is not a threat btw.

Ujujoan:
I think the girl stands a chance if she doesn’t tell. Forgive me but guys have small brains. It’s not about her sleeping with a guy; it’s about the fact that he knows the person in question. I just thought it’ll ruin everything if she tells.

Whitelexi, why d you think its won’’t work anyway? He loves her enough to want to take her as his wife. if the secret can be preserved, what’s to stand in the way of their being together?
@ 1zeek, I know it’s difficult for you to comprehend, but this world is indeed a very small place.

My friend thinks her ex will tell on her and make not only her BF hate her, but here prospective in-laws. Personally I don’t think he’ll tell, cos he deceived her into the relationship in the first place. And he cheated on his wife. so he won’t be quick to reveal their secret.

In almost everything i say on NL, I like to say it as if i was the one in the picture because i'm a typical guy who would not hide away from saying my own mind.
In this case, she can keep it a secret because the married man will not want to blow his own cover [as per cheating on his wife], but also she wouldn't wanna blow her own cover and lose her current guy. if she does get married to this guy, she introduces herself into the same cirle and the married guy will not let her be. . . It will drag on until they're discovered.

My body says "Tell him", but my mind says "It wont work anyway"

Gabry:
It comes to say that you are not doing your job. Can u please check his post history? Its all there.

I get the impression that this court is a bit biased and protects its own!

The law that i know states clearly that no one is above the law!

follypimpi:
Trust top up to come up with a reasonable writeup.

Yeah but why the green text all the time?!!

follypimpi:
Puffy Puffy Mr Principle but yet a Sampler

But u really cant blame him now can u? Angel came onto him, in retrospect though, i think he woulda been better off saying no politely. . . Like luxoire said, we're in life to learn more

luxoire:
my point exactly - some ppl should be left to make up their own minds - talking them into things usually ends badly glad you learnt - isn't that what the journey of life is all about?!!

Point taken

Nairaland Girls Are So Lonely

Obviously

I have a group in my YIM which is called NL Girls. . .  That group has some 720something NL girls on it, and i can comfortably tell u that over 500 of them were all soooo very desperate. . .  too desperate for my liking!

this is completely off topic

but are u the same lexi that had issues with a bunch of women sometime back?

Lexi doesnt have issues with women, some naija girls just cant handle it when a brother is way too smart for their sorry asses. . . She thought that coming to NL with her cheeky accusations would do my online person a lot of harm and stop me doing crazy stuff like posting my pics on NL and attracting a whole lot of female attraction [which she wasn't comfortable with btw]. . . but all she succeeded in doing was to banish her very self from NL and indeed any online social site.

I am unique, intelligent [bookwise and streetwise], a psychologist, a computer programmer, and a marketer. . . When u put those together, u get someone who can almost read meanings into every sneeze u sneeze, someone who can get almost anything he wants off your PC archives, and someone who knows a whole deal about positioning and packaging. . . How do u deal with someone like me? You cant!

on angel n her mom not reading none of this, just wanted to pass my opinion on every member of this not-so-cute lil ish y'all have going on
and do be kind to send angel the advice that no man's worth killing herself for thats if ur that close to the her

Puffy has been reading and wants to thank everyone for their contributions, he has made up his mind to speak to Angel about this one more time, he will be as gentle as can be and explain all he can. We are hoping that this will touch her heart, however a plan B is in place incase this fails.

na2day?:
elaborate plz

The name JP or Jigglypuff or whatever, does not portray me personality in good light. . .  It seeks to showcase me as a puffed up and lazy Pokemon which is definitely not the case, and i want to move an action to stop it immediately. This is a case of false representation!

My name is whitelexi in this thread and in NL as a whole, any other name is unacceptable and will be met with by furious retarliation.

[quote Author=Platinumnk]na2day u dissapoint me, no wonder u never made it to the jury  

JP is not worth time.

I hearby render my duties from this court room, so I can focus on my baby and my husband oxone.


Besides its getting boring.[/quote]@Ifeleke:

I still want to push this case forward, if there is a justice system in place then it has to be fair. Someone, as quoted above is provoking me directly or indirectly and i want to put an end to it, surely that cannot be too much to ask.

I dont wanna take the laws into my hands oh but if u ask me, the laws are there to be broken anyways.

laura: hang ur head in shame uve broken the sistah code- never date an ex of a fellow sistah

I'm sure Laura is like every other naija girl in the UK who is of marriage age and wants to settle down. If a guy comes across to make his intentions known, and it turns out he's currently with your girlfriend - i guess thats tough, but when u know u have feelings for him too, it becomes difficult. You should read a tabloid paper more often and see the scandals that happen daily with married couples. . .  I think this is a case of just a relationship so things can be repaired, so i am not going to levy any blame at Laura.

angel: get a grip on urself faking a pregnancy and going all lengths to drag him down the alter wont guarantee he wont cheat on u in the span of a blink, moreso commiting suicide sorry to say but ull only be missed by ur family and the few friends (if they have the xics of laura, im sorry ur drawing blanks on this acct) uve got he mightnt even mourn ur passing

angel's mom: pls get a hold on urself and stop threatening fire n brimstone, leave ur daughter to the mess she's created

I particularly like these comments, thankfully, neither Angel nor her mum is reading this thread.

puffy: hang ur head in shame if u wanted to date her friend, souldnt u simply break it off with her first, wait for a respectable amount of time and begin the relationship? are u so much in a hurry to bed the friend also?

To be fair to puffy, i think he tried but Angel refused to let go.

poster: never force a girl on a guy, ur intentions might have been honorable but see as they backfired, leave puffy to his doings when it comes to matters of the heart

Trust me, i've learnt my lesson. . .  the hard way too.  Thank u

The 2 key things here were that (1) his twin had engaged someone he dated for over 2 yrs and puffy was still all about money money money, and (2) it was Angel who made the initial approach and it is un-gentlemanly to stand a girl up - especially when u know she's placed her esteem on the wire.

I'm not defending our actions, but i think we did it with his interests at heart. It may have turned out badly but it could've been really good if not for one hiccup or two.