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[quote author=GEJ & P.FOOD]I can't believe u will call ur fellow lady a LovePeddler! Are u the demon that possess her? I think that u are the one that has demon. Accept christ as ur Lord and personal saviour. Stop all this hate![/quote]She's a LovePeddler

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Delusion :
Noun

*********An idiosyncratic belief or impression that is firmly maintained despite being contradicted by what is generally accepted as reality,...

This girl is delusional and thinks she's a singer nikky minaj wanna be. I love her acting. The day she realises she's a joke, it'll be too late, all she's done here is use money instead of talent to be a singer and she wants to force her garbage into our throat, no Sir

I can see through her, it's all pride. The attention seeking LovePeddler is not satisfied with her being an actress and classed with the likes of Nnaji, ekehinde etc she wants to be out by all means. This girl has demons if you ask me

There must be someone she's desperately tying to impress then with too many haters even in the industry she's under pressure to beat it

p square should just go away abi

Reginald Mundy girls high skl

Uncle efo
Sisi pelebe - The skinny male principal
Pass me ajeku - There's an oyinbo girl in our class called serene she told us the intro tech teacher once begged her for sandwich, he wanted to taste wetin oyinbo food be like
Kikigbe - This teacher jokes and sings too much, he'll call any name and start singing e.g lolade oo lolita furo idire kikigbe

But they cant speak english so they get paid peanut only few percent of nigerians watch them therefore only few percent goes in their pockets. If they want toto dike money they need to speak toto dike english and have even the whole of africa watch them. E.G The whole of africa and africans in dispora watch tonto dike only yoruba people that have time watch funke akindele so 2 cut 4 jare

It's fine I know someone who suffers from bipolar disorder they are completely sweet but when he gets an outburst run out better still pamper him so e doesn't have a manic out burst in the first place. You might be the only friend he has rejecting him will cause more depressiomn and will send me back but remember safety.

This in not new. A rich business alaba man refuses to settle them at control or they are beefing so his goods are going into destruction. Funny enough bad luck to the alaba man the control people will re-sell them they wont send them back, I know these crooks. In Nigeria you will hear one mama at 71 died of brief illness etc, in UK 75 year olds still drives a car, why? Because they have designated place to dump toxic electronic like batteries into undergrounds and rest is recycled. The Nigerians somehow got their hands on poison and killing our people

I don't care because I don't know if she is a witch that deserves slapping but I know it's bad to humiliate a lady like that that's her whole dignity stripped off, if she came to apologise the leader still have no love for her and rather used her to preach, only God knows best

Yes many nigerian men are horrible horrible species, it's like a culture that a nigerian man would love his babe so much and marry her, 20 years later she becomes old cargo to him and start sleeping with younger girls outside. The good ones are very few and you can tell from the start.
If you live in UK and your Nigerian boyfriend plays hide and seek with you and has completely taken you for granted (Coming home late, sneaking to see other girls, complaining about your cooking but you are just a sex and cooking slave as he rapes you every night) please leave him even if na polish man wey no sabi english you go marry, it's better at least you will have oyinbo pikin and the playing Nigerian man won't give you Aids.

If you live in Nigeria you better marry pastor or one Jesus/religious follow follow or else you are doomed. Everyweher you go, supermarket, club or parties nigerian men wanna sex you because in their time no Brazilian hair or skin whitening pills so these men are overly excited and tripping for young blood!
Y'all need to change, thats like my cousin's baby dedication party one old cargo kept stalking me, he then said can i have a hug at least? na so i hugged old cargo and he said I have made him wet his pant eww
..stick to your wives joh

Olohun jowo ma sowadi eni ilele , Amin
I can see only ten percent of this poeople only came to mourn truly for Mr Enebeli's departure. Many people came because it'll be all other the net and magazines. How did Stefanie okereke come to truely mourn and show respect with her perfectly curled and ombred Brazilian hair that looks freshly sewn in? Why has Rita Dominic appeared in full mac face? I don't see any tears but paparazzi laughter just tweeting and BBing perhaps. Look at that sisi actor Desmond gaylliot flirting with that monalisa orobo twister who purposely wore red and black to seek attention when the dress code is white. Shame on you all. I hope the actors lover and family have their own good bye service because this is a joke. In all things give thanks though they tried.

dayokanu: Are you from Oshogbo?

yes lol

yes Nice, I miss home only been back once i hope I have a chance to visit naij again but most populous religion over there is actually the river godess orisha Osun, thousands of Christians and Muslims go out to dance to her every year. Apparently she lives as a spirit in the bank of Osun river but represented by one fair woman called Oluweri yeye Osun her work is mostly infertility treatment, blooming business and can predict a lot of things The person showing us said some people will go to the bank and start pouring annoiting oil and praying into the river bank but this angers her I remember meeting the Ataoja Oba Iyiola Oyewale Matanmi III, Other people i remember, Chief Jimoh Buraimoh, Prince seven-seven, Olanike Gallery etc

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Oya Nominate

who cares I just don't like the conc igbo accents. Bebi I havu been call-ing you all day Bebi Withi time you will rove me, ndumdumdumdum Bebi lol

Agiliti: Ndi Onicha na ndi Enugwu,
okwa unu luchaa ogu a unu na alu, unu ebido bewe ma ndi Yoruba bia kparia unu.
ala adighi mma, uwa chiga achiga, ndi n'egbu mmadu, na ndi n'aturu mmadu juru na alaigbo, anyi ma. obughi so na anambra, na enugwu, ha nokwa na Owerre ebemsi mana agaghi'm abia na nairaland ebe ndi mba ozo n'akpari umu igbo bia na akpari umunna'm. maka ha bia echi choo ikpari anyi, okwa ihe anyi kwuru ebe a ka ha ga eji

kwusi ihe a unu n'eme, odighi mma

Bush nunu, speak english and lets make sense of this gibberish

The anambra people again? I think they are cursed and delusioned all because of money, greedy thieves kidnapping and killing their own people But then the yoruba people jazz and kill their own people on a lowkey too, often with witch craft and voodoo. While the hausas just kill each other blatantly.
My conclusion, Satan rules NIGERIA he really is dancing azonto with the future of that country but we are Jesus people and our steps have been ordered Amin

she should put his ekpanfe through a mincer and serve him to eat na

As a fellow young woman please send those boys to our apartment here we shall gladly mix 3 bags of ata gigun together in a very hot boiling water and have them sit in it neked then charge them to court for first degree murder please

Mine is one time I cooked for hubby's friends i believed I know how dead people feel that night because I felt dead he bought chicken and have always bought from asda this meant its soft chicken but on this faithful day he bought our Tiwan tiwa organic hard chicken and i don't know so I seasoned it like a good girlfriend that tried to impress his friends that I was'. 40 minutes later it dint turn golden like a soft chicken should I thot wtf is going on and gave it another 10 still pale, another 10 etc when I said enough is enough the chicken they hard like rock. Meanwhile the hubby has been saying guys wait for wifey cooking, friends too dey hungry like pickney so I just had to serve it and spread juicy soup on top. I kept quiet and said I don't want to eat. They filled dining table. I lied down on sofa singing unto Jesus I surrender all as they chopped no one made a sound till rice was half way then I said the chicken is a bit ha.... (before I said hard inst it?) one guy quickly said YES then I nervously said oh dint moist hard chicken and I ovened it, one guy then said don't worry and they asked for juice. I was so ashamed me and the bf haven't even mentioned it till today lol

In this UK na gangsta love me I dey in, none of that but we got each others back. What can i do we take each day as it comes

naija people go and change and quit scamming each other. Hot soup of karma is at boiling point waiting for you to be stir boiled. all you evil doers

Holy mary MIMO
Elshaddai MIMO
MIMO MIMO MIMO

Only lodged in a hotel twice in laG it was terryfying, the towel was shedding on my skin maybe na made in down town India, the kettle kept boiling and din't stop until i stopped it when i thought is this water still boiling ni? The iron burnt my shirt i blamed myself for not putting water in, then i put water in, I brought out another shirt and as I ironed all the water ran out of the iron and soaked my shirt When I asked for a drink they brought a bottled juice and called it wine I thought only in Naija would a fruity smelling juice be bottled in a goldish designer bottle, why not box it like ribena -_- Then my sis locked herself out in the next room to mine, we called reception to bring a key she said alright coming soon no one came at all I had to go and get it. I then complained the receptionist said sorry, the other receptionist yimu at me I said it is finished for naija oo LOL. But this hotel exterior and overall decor was on point I kept taking pictures I don't know why the substance na jagajaga