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no ease your mind, she doesnt mess around and eventually bring home the HIV

boo it stinks but thanks

na hausa people you should direct this message to not muslims, i've met muslims with better intensions than christians and they love peace just as much, heart of a good muslim is undeniable but most hausa people are cut throat die hard criminal, they can be bloody when they have to, no conscience. i'm a christian but muslims are fine by me oh. individual differs
i think some hausa's are a radical that disturbs nigeria at times, epo kin kin t'on ba oju omi je

wow nothing has changed when we should be celebrating new year we arefearing for our lives God protect us

we need one more admin called THE Police I will hold that position and banish these liars

make money! i'm gonna be a money magnet this year, suffer suffer aint my portion

yadayadayada

Yoruba ni e she twon she n she ko le baari to she n ri. kalaye to d'aye la ti n she odun titun ni december, ejowo eje a carry go jor! Happy New Year

yes i'm sure my Dad ain't cried before however, my grandma died and during the event he showed no emotions but when they got to burial ground as they lowered the coffin I just heard him say "look at my mother" and I saw tears rolling down his face so yeah they cry

if you cant sort out your differences separate for few months and finally call it a day. emi o like wahala, whatever partner wants to remove life from me before I die is in it for a big one, buh you be ode sha, i remembered when my uncle wife started misbehaving similar to your story, he told her the marraige is over if you see how she changed and started begging all her great aunts and sisters came to beg    nonsense, that wetin happen naw

its a lie some of their writers are school cert nonentities that publish whatever bullsh1t they scrounge from street hawkers how did she push the padlock out. padlock inside her womd should have killed her even discomfort of a pinch of metal in stomach can kill

Have you been in a situation that weird you out or do you think you freaked them out instead please share.

Especially nigerian guys lol, the things they ask you is out of this world, from some that focuses on getting you satisfied to ones that dont give a ish if you are still alive, what are some awkward questions or act you've encountered with an opposite gender.

here mine:

Can I massage your back? / Can I have one?
Are you the jealous type?
When was your last relationship? (you dont wanna sound hoeish so you say six month ago) and they say so you havent had sex in six month?
Do you think my paynus is big?
So why are you single?
Here talk to my sister.
Dance for me
and yes someone have begged me nearly crying to suck their d1ck on first date

2milli a month? well my dad has so many land bought chealpy in the early 90's, now they were sold for millions of naira, he invested the money in building estates , now he just chill and receives big rent money plus his normal job, be wise elemi l'oma last ni 9ja

contract phone with vodafone dey are just drinking my money like pure water in the hot town of oshodi i tire jor

^ ahh hope you have a fufilling 2011

^ see your people na its not good and welldone for clarification

elrony:
am d craziest dude, did hella cray thangs, crucifed our xmas goat b4 killing it, and punched 3 chikens to death on boxing day, it was fun lol

you are very sick if you think punching chicken to death is fun

my tutor said i should come if i needed one on one help, i got there at around 3pm and hin mouth just they reek!! it smelt like spoilt moi moi and i dint wanna move or show it, i just kept holding on, and boom he faced me and said ~do youuu uunnnderstaaaand~  i just covered my nose inadvertently. i was so embarassed, he was a very nice man

run as fast as your skanky legs can carry you

admission! early 2010 . i was a different case and it was hopeless. I love you lord anytime i think about it, i know that holy spirit def walks with me

may their soul rest in perfect peace. the bible says the souls of the dead righteous cried unto the Lord for revenge, the lord will fight for them

you dont deserve the love of any woman if your mom still decides for you at 32, did you finish your pap this morning as your mum commanded

Mary Jane ko Anna Mae ni, you are very monkey

uh yeah i remember lagos ganja them ones are 100% weed, you smoke and they start making crispy noises kpa kpa lol, wey better than these ones in london i think they mix them here. (ps not a smoker just testing with mi cousins n sh1t)

what do we have here? perhaps another bored keyboard hero whiling their lonely days away off a computer screen.
berra remove your smelly boxers shower and call a date or something, shiior

Idowuogbo:
kai u sef bi igboro pikin , i new mushizzi had correct babes u are mouthed jare

lol i was a kid at the time,

hands up
when my mama go yankee, my aunt tesi raised me up in mushin! i adapted within days some activities were plucking snails for roasting(yuck) stealing my aunt N5 every afternoon and gave to my school crush  to play mario at the barbers shop lol, i also enjoyed plucking esunsun in front of fan milk at night and some hoodlums fancied me i usually get cheesy gift like perfume and pants what else? two fighting! i like watching those lol

she still looks light in the pic, however she appears a lil darker than we know her to be. my opinion is, she aint bleaching in such a big way, light skinned people as i kno them including my own sister and friends, when you are light to certain amount they use some sort of brightening cream to maintain their color, which to me is reasonable compare to some black skinned people trying to turn light and coming out with some next ugly color. so let this woman be abeg! i luff her
rita da beau

lol

Merry crimbo and happy newyear

Idowuogbo:
soory but your sister 10000km far from it o, look gini
emmh if its a spot d difference game , d book wud b covered in dots ,dem no loookalike at tall u wan thief am  

daroz:
see the kind extra lips your sisters go get, will be very good for BJs

slap1:
Kindly take down that picture, what kinda eyes are those? And Muki, this shouldn't be on the front page, IMO. There is no iota of link between the pic and Rita.

wow people gonna be people, just let the girl be geez