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have you told her how you felt? what did she say? persistent is the key, one guy asked me out, i'm thinking who will date a freshie straight off the boat from naija, olohumaje! it was close to valentines. one morning, delivery of roses and a card, my heart melted and i agreed. this was 2008 living at the uni halls <3 u dont get much of guys like this

pulssy whipped

ahh brilliant but nigerian kids are mean, they'll torment her, this reminds me of one taiwo taiwo in js1 she was 9 and a geek, always asking for more assignments and reminding tutors of assignments due, i used to beat her lol God forgive me oh

An igbo man called his mother from USA

Man: Mom, I have the HIV

Mom: Chineke mei, ee woo, Dont come back home woo, my son woo

Man: why mom?

Mother: If you come back, then your wife will be infected. from your wife to your brother, from your brother to our maid, from our maid to your dad woo, from your dad to my sister, from my sister to her husband, from him to me, from me to the gardner, from the gardner to
your sister. And if your sister catch am kpere, then the whole village will be infected. so my son woo have mercy on me and stay in USA woo and when you die, tell them to roast you very well before they post you, EE WOOO they have finished my son

she'll get over it, we lost our biggest cousin i thot the world had ended cos i love him so much, few weeks later i was ok God must have soothed my heart cos the peace was automatic lol but i do remember him once in a while. ur friend will be ok

virgin my ass abeg meu enter the place abi she under age ni?

1.norm girl legs
2.average yam leg; some yoruba girls
3. original dzjyam leg; most **** girls i think it shows they have lower body strengh so i'm guessing they can break a d1kc i'm jealous oh

not funny my friend nkechi obialor used to have a strong defined yam leg, every guy used to run lol

lol my bf says if they jump on this one her waist go scatter

Anna-mae Williams
height: 4'7
hair: blonde
interests: nigerian guys
femininty: kitten still tight and intact but pls do not touch the bosoms,
if interested contact me asap for for deposit

dunno much about physics but doesnt aeroplane run like a car few kilometres before take off? the whole street should be shattered anyway i wasnt patient enuff to finish the story but yeh we thank God

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=537563.msg7000152#msg7000152 date=1287853412]man nyansh man, big deal!!! [/quote]man go rot in hell

lool sterotypoing at its peak i'm slim n my hubby is like twice my size and he think i'm the sweetest thing ever! thats all that matters to me

i think i know the lady

^oh seen then

ZIM DRILL:
girl pliz

your own men cant understand you

oh i'm not a zim basher my closest friends are shona & ndebele ppl m just tellin the truth n wat ive noticed, why dont people like the truth

is that razz ilekeidi on crack? if you cant sympathize you say nada, cos shes a star doesnt mean you can bad mouth her it could happen to anyone

at poster na zim you wan marry? lol i actually like them they cool but of them are sluts, we nigerian girls has this standard that people dont understand no i wont jump in bed with you and i'm not kinky and i dont do one night stand everyweek but this is what all my zim friend does and its a shame really cos as africans aids is real and we are all prone but the less you play the field be better you lessen the chance/ as long as you get protection keep going after sexy zim girls if ya want

well i av a friend that bleaches, this girl was an international student and used to carry bible around now she's a skanky hoe. her skin to me looks disgusting but i'll never tell her know its gross on her, she started at first year of uni i used to get jealous cos she wasnt supposed to look more appealing than me, i saw it as cheating lol, now her skin looks bleeped, her face is red and and the cheek bones are black, i said its bad she said her sunscreen has finished, later later she stopped for a month and she got an ugly tan, she turned as black as a pot! she started the cream and it dint work again, so she brought out the big dog MAKARI maxi skin bleach, and now she looks as white as a chinese, she removed her shoes oneday her feet were like milk i thot this is not the life

exes are bad news i wouldnt get commited to one

atiku suck his balls in private, what gave him the boldness to yarn this rubbish now

clench you palm into a hard fist and bam! hit your mouth, the odor go fly out: thats how you tackle a mouth odor

somebody dey high by their laptop

my cousins audrey and cassidy they there, you get fb i for connect you

hehe u sucker he must haved bleeped her like 9 time before day break! i'd still Bleep my exes if i should sleep at theirs, even research shows that the sexual bond between exes when they meet again dey gidigba than current lovers. berra use style delete hin number off her phone now now!

why does he feel the need to lick people's ass so much? next thing oshun is the back bone of nigeria abi

honourable patrick will never let us rest in nigeria, his wife must av said honey move it down a bit lets see

WHO the heck is majek fashek and hhow do you milk it

horse wey wan rape my friend at oniru na god save her

is why i booked my holiday for after summer

looking back, she looks like a trophy wife to this rich man lol