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oh i remembered our househelps, we usually have three of them at a time cos we owned two shop and one supermarket, those househelps are wierd mehn i remember aunt fatima, blessing, nkechi, justina, aunt toyin, suzan(susi babe she was a razz one), asantewa and one other boy. my sister usually fire them before my mum arrives from work 
they are wierd and foolish, one got electrocuted so she tried to trick the other to getting shocked as well so she said  bring your hand touch this edge and they both got shocked  God forgive me oh

hhmm i like z way you tink
dont you jst hate it when everyones out with their sweethrt and its just you?? i'm my own val and will buy me some choc and flowers loool

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=366459.msg5484575#msg5484575 date=1265777757]mama-gee, please dont go, i love you[/quote]oh i see you won z battle. welcome back lolz. mister seun abeg no ban me oh, altho i barely come on here but if i sign in oneday to find  i've been banned i for cry well well

banky of all people what naija boy hasn't maga at one point in his life? lol cool song, you heared that people maga no need pay

weldone guys i'm sure you are all excited. i was too when i got an admission lol goodluck 4 future

you guys are dumb mehn lol so you expect her to keep quiet??even if she's wrong she needs to say something to protect her husbands position, if you have a company, you are not around and they want to close it down won't you expect your wife to retaliate by any means? even if she lose she must say something. i'm sure shes feeling bullied by the system altho shes not always right but she deserves some acknowledgement

deluxecad:
I love the 'arrested' part the most. He should be in shackles too.

with a customised konga cell (well cell)

davidylan:
to do what? dissolve the fibroids? you people are truly hilarious.

ignorance is bliss  cranberry will not fuel the growth, her immune system needs it to reduce estrogen growth, if  two people has fibroids, the one that has weaker immune system will suffer and miscarriage while fibroids keep growing. same as STI if two peole has syphillis, the one with the weaker immune system will have rash visible on their coochie lol a lot of girls take cranberry to improve health generally, no need to be indulging in your ignorance
http://www.healthherbs.com/conditionitem.php?id=114

add cranberry and prune juice to your diet, if you had been drinking either of the two they might not have grown that much, if you start drinking it now at least any further growth will be stopped. all ladies should add cranberry juice to their diet man

so i'm the only gal who does a bit of both, if i blow dry it 100% it becomes matte, but if i air dry so it still feels damp i apply a leave in conditional then i blow dry, i named it sheen remix lol

i reacted to a lipgloss my mum brought from dubai, i applied it my lips felt tighter, then it starts itching, i washed it and it inflammed a bit  , next day there were tiny bumps over it, at this point i text my bf at that time i'm going to london for a week, four days later it healed up, then there's a black residue on my lips like i was a smoker  a friend reccommends godiva lip wax and it brightened up again and even prettier cos the shea butter in it treated it well

eww we dont want their diabetes heart problem oily ish in nigeria

mama-gee learn to seek peace with all girls and kiss guys a}ss less frequently

yes but i dont trust myself i could be naughty at times, i'd be winking at him a lot

if she wants to get married before shes active i understand but she wants pleasure and doesnt want to give? tell her to jack you off as well to get even and say a lady doesnt spit lol

Kunbee:
To his bank to collect his money

Yep!  
I'd like to be taken to a romantic diner, i wanna wear a red shift dress and be given a rose, drink the finest champagne, then we go to cocos for a while and head for his apartment to watch a scary spine chilling movie and,

its every job. My Dad got a retirement letter immediately after he finished his PhD, the poor man thought he'd be the oga patapata for the university one day, but cos there's not much funding and there's job scarcity in nigeria, people over 50 had to retire so the fresh graduate will come in and not be made redundant on the street. But he'll do something tangible with his PhD by Gods grace (Amin)

googles:
[size=13pt]seriously guy, how old young are you ? you sound like a middleschool wannabe Mr. popular to me arghh get a life or get some sleep[/size]

this is uncalled for , its ok free am hes a newbie
he said he dint mean to write that way. anyone that dashes anymore insult is just seeking attention. shows over

[quote author=Uc.Lloyd link=topic=394979.msg5476529#msg5476529 date=1265673629]am bleeping used to it, if u had said that in a polite way.,.i will change n perhapz thank u, not insult me, i could be your elder, am new here, do u expect me 2 know all, haba, trust me, am way 2 mouthed, my spit could destroy a life, ogini sef[/quote]ok i see what you mean, nairaland girls are badge! they can bury person for this thread, next time dont say they are cheap. your biased opinion mixed with your decoding got them annoyed, you can speak pidgin thats enjoyable, a litle yoruba or igbo, anything fun as you dont have to be formal but stuff like, yo nigga ppz is in d hizza halla halla people hates stuff like this. and welcome to nairaland, feel free to join other discussions

[quote author=Uc.Lloyd link=topic=394979.msg5476459#msg5476459 date=1265672697]mich, why d hating, i asked for pplez opinion, i didnt conclude, Jeez, why are u taking this poo way 2 personal, i kill your papa, abeg, cut me some slack joor[/quote]i think its your english thats annoying people, cant you just write sensibly like everybody else did you think it looks sick replacing people with pplz, you are not retarded, this is a forum not facebook chat
look at your post below:[/color]
Witnesd a talk wit tiz as a topic, at d end of d dy, it boils dwnz 2, d r, i kinda concur wif dem, i ve wooed a nigz n ghanianz, mehn d ghanian had self esteem n carried haself vry well, unlike d nig who waz vry docile n lack self esteem, hvn dat in mind, i wuld say 9ja galz r d cheapezt in 9ja
your rubbish letters make me wanna beat you[color=#000099]

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]i can hardly understand what your saying, but does that last statement make any sense to you?[/color]

hes gay isnt he kmt simple english he can not spake lol

flexshop:
Too bad, nt al 9ja babes r dat bad, gues it was your manner of approach,, maybe u made the gurl feel too important, anyway, no disrespect buh i tink sum of these our 9ja ladies loose control when they go oversea,
Just 4get the d*mn girl and move on.trustme,a beta chick is around the corner,, just tighten your game bro.

shes too ugly from the little i dey see here anyway, look at her burger lips and mushroom nose

rokiatu mehn you breaking the girl code
get her chanel No5, thats what i got last year, it was half bottle when we broke up, i've stopped using it and like to smell it anytime i remember him  
hes just called if i'll go out on val day? i hope i'm strong enough to say no 

a n torie gbawe oni ohun feje oru, do you want to live to raise sickler pikin? open your head man shiior

oh yes i remember that ituen dude, where is your icon that sits on computer all day typing lol

why are they baking the girl free am jor
my joke whack pass this one, people dint complain lol

Mr banana is a bad boy

i guess all the people that likey dont watch AY show

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