₦airaland Forum

lwkmd
wat is this, lol he still look same but i'm sure if he bust his 9'1 now you no fit recognise

cloud7:
My Sister, Your field of study ( Peace, Conflict and Human Rights studies ) is of urgent need in Niger Delta and Northern part of Nigeria.Right now!! There is urgent vacancy for you in Bornu and Bauch,You are free to choose any state of your choice,Its a lucrative job,Requires Frequent travelling by road,sometimes with carmel and Horse
Your ability to resolve and quel muslim fanatics,Talibans and militants will be highly appreciated.

aww you naughty boy is this your best advice she might end up as a minister of peace and defence one day you know

@maleeq lol

silenttalk:
"na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him"

More like, We relocated him,

why the goat no go fight, when una detain am against him wish.

"it got lost about four days later"
2 things involved.
Either the original owner came to relocate his previously relocated goat.
or
the goat was roasted in one michelin tyre.

Can you remember any black smoke coming from around the school area?

lol we dint take him against his will though we just fed him and he came again in afternoon and dint go away and since then it became hostel's property we were just being merciful like his name implies merciful people still remains(alaanuku)

The official MJ funeral movie is out on Video and video CD crab your copy now!!!
apparently in the whole world Nigeria is the only country that produced the movie how clever lol my people dont waste time at all

MrCrackles:
Bloody lie!

its true o thats the goat is fearless or maybe just bad case of aggresion but so many things it does that doesnt have a logic explanation and sometimes funny but truth to God his behaviour is not ordinary

i rate her 9 out of 10 remaining 1 goes to her non juicy chest area lol buh she can have some of mine lol

Beaf:
Which one be witch-craft goat again!

na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him but we dint know he was evil    that goat will open our food and eat straight from the hot pot, stare from the window when changing, open tight locked cooler and eat our food and one time we gisted the boys hostel about alaanuku they all came to look at him, with all honesty alaanuku had a fight with senior okpara an igbo guy they literarilly exchanged blow that goat faced him and was jumping and kicking him with horn lol one woman told us the goat is demonic, we had a night vigil and it got lost about four days later, true story though i'm serious

Kabikala:
Swine flu has already been in naija for some time. I am surprised people are not aware. I even saw him in Agege two weeks ago.

We are the best: Good people, Great nation.

please i get question o, how close do you have to be with a surferer to catch it, if a person with swine flu walks in a market does that mean people around will all catch it or in a molue will they all catch it?

oh no not africa i hope it doesnt get to nigeria cos we are too congested already

eww i hate goat in my old school our house mistress had a goat named alaanuku and later found out it was a witch-craft goat since then i dont trust goat lol

A in Peace, Conflict and Human Rights studies what degree is that and will they recognise it in nigeria but i'm glad you did masters in international relations though, if you are going to nigeria and looking for a job first thing is you have to let everybody know about it though then they will tell you oh i know a guy that works bla bla and the connection starts i wish you luck

aww i feel like feeding him i really like him, isnt that him trying to be young and hip i'd give him a squishy hug if he can be fumigated first buh seriously i like him

please dont go to japan oh i'm begging, they are very racist i'd rather stay in nigeria

ibi giga i reccomend any red blooded yoruba to watch am

who the heck is harry poter and how do you milk him

dint this happen to Dr dre? why are some people happy tho

i think those are not preety women to be honest but i respect them for them, even though i cant stand female rappers esp when they are over 21 eww like get a life , leave it to the guys and under 21's

it dey already it don te now but you cant have too much sha

what?? omg RIP

yes

Amigoz:
Shouldnt they have discussed dis b4 sayn i do!

i know right? if I was her i'd be so upset, his behaviour is unheared of, you marry in UK you stay in UK you'll have to sacrifice all the flossy glossy waiting for you at home and face what you get yourself into. but this is a lesson to me jare, naija men for life lol

me

That's why i no wan marry oyibo
lol

i was looking forward to juicy and argumentative story this is too long, if you looking for me i'd be yawning my way to the joke section asta la vista baybay

TheSeeker:
Some people say that Yorubas are dirty, is that correct? Tell us more about your area from the best of your knowledge.

no only lagos (ajegunle) is dirty yoruba people are clean, but some individuals are just nasty, when we used to live in a storey building our downstairs neighbour will bring their own trash and fill their trash into our own trash can, overload it and tell us we are too dirty my mum is eyan jeje she will not say anything even though my brothers are ready to knock her out but we were patient, one day my mum couldn't take it anymore and called her little daughter to carry it back to her if you see how she came flying into our living area shouting, eyes bulging and sweating that was when i beleived igbo women get madness i was shaking  but you know there's no flame without fire apparently one of my brothers had an affair with her eldest daughter and they'd throw house party with their friends, and trash her palour with food and alcohol but since then till today i still fear igbo women newaiz yoruba people are clean oh well me personally

aww they are good people arent they

aww somebody help that bobo now