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you ma are not funny

My mum is a friend to a couple that goes to our church, the Guy is Nigerian while the girl is Jamaican, they love each other and already have two kids, now the guy says he's planning to relocate to Nigeria becasue UK life doesn't appeal to him at all and he is making plans already to relocate permanently, on the other hand the Jamaican girl said there is absolutely no way she is relocating to Nigeria, when she doesnt have any family and friends there, she concluded they both stay but the guy said he finds in terrifying to know that he is going to grow old in this country that is the last thing on his mind and out of the option, the girl also said no way she is relocating to Africa for the rest of her life, my mum talked to her and convinced her Nigeria is good and enjoyable and she said my mum should put her daughter (me) in her shoes if a Jamaican guy wants me to live in Jamaica for life will she agree and that was when I realized her point, but they both agree they want to be with each other for life only difference is He is not ready to stay in UK and she is not relocating to Nigeria either. the girl doesnt know this but the guy told us in two-four years he'd be living in Nigeria and their oldest child is just 4. the guy is determined to go he said he had suffered and lived for too long in UK and the first day he got here he knew he was going back home.
I still see them looking happy at church every sunday but they need to solve their differences, but who do you think is wrong and what would you do. I hope this will not ruin their relationship, my mum thinks hes pressured because he has younger brothers and sisters investing and doing well in Nigeria and they have a rich family company as well, maybe he's just angry at that lol

my cousins in texas have private jet, their Dad a multi millionaire is indian and met their mum in nigeria on a business trip, he works in oil sector so i gues accountant or doctor can't but oil workers can   the jet is for the children like if they feel like flying to newyork on a afternoon to shop  and i'm here maneuvering london with my footicycle  lol

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=297077.msg4235499#msg4235499 date=1248338582]the first pic looks like a gay guy and the second one looks like an area boy. lol
i can't tell what yoruba state people come from just by looking at them.[/quote]geez Oyin i think they are ok dont mix cute with gay and definately dont mix swagga with area lol abi she your boyfriend fine pass oya show him face lol

ohh the seeker who are your cute frenz the one with earphones and kokowaves, hook a sister up oh.
I left this thread last night on page six and like bam it done double what happened lets not forget the main-themain Osun!

TheSeeker:
Back to Osun's relationship with Oyo. Osun had more political leaders than Oyo State because it was governed mostly by Osun State natives.

Oh yea, he's bleaching.

all this stories i dont know about them but i know about Oshun Oya and Obba, they are not friends maybe its fiction or fact i dont know but i heared if you collect water from oshogbo river and then collect water from oya river they'd separate and if collected in a bottle it will break is this true?. newaiz in J.ss2 we boarders had an outting and went to Erin Ijesha water fall it was fun, nice place Osun is.

FL Gators:
ehrrrrrrrrmmm omg, ewwwww.

Oyo men are so off my list

giving up on them that easy? but i did warn you about their supersize ponmo lips tho lol

FL Gators:
@treetop
Is it true that most oyo men arre not goodlooking?

yup their forehead is too high and their lips extra large  

Remii:
@tpia,
These are some literary meaning for the word remi for your info. Yoruba is very deep you know.


remi - attractive to me - Ife dialect, pronounced - ray me (do mi)
remi - soaked
remi - slice me yu knw!
remi - to cheat me

boy you missed the most obvious one :remi as in tired

is she a crack head
i know are teeths aren't real and she often take them out in public when shes had a pint or two lol just like how a girl takes her earing out lol

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=297077.msg4234525#msg4234525 date=1248311678]whiteroses, r those ur nails? very loooong i must say [/quote]not mine o, its £0.99p from one paki market   lol

TheSeeker:
The school I think is still in existence. I think the school you're talking about is Jolayemi area, am I correct? Capital hotel is still intact and yes, it's around Estate area. Do you have an idea where your friend lives? I can ask a friend down there to trace her up for you. Get back at me.
@ FL Gators, Oyo men are hardworking men, but they are too local and are easily manipulated. You might think they are crafty but deep inside them is where venom resides.

And MOREMI is the first female king in Ile-Ife.

oh my goodness yeah jolayemi isale aro Oshogbo, thats the school address i dont know ma friends specific address i just know it's capital hopefully she'd join facebook b4 xmas cos i'm going naija this chritmas , i'm jst keen on her cos my Dad said as soon as I came to london she came to lagos looking for me and all i gave her was my full address and she was dissapointed when she learnt i'm not even in the country lol but oh well maybe later we'd see thanks tho

please who will take me to oshogbo i have to go back, i went to a catholic school called OSCCO( ourlady &stfrancis catholic college osogbo) I was a bother from jss1 to SS1 and my mother yanked me back to lagos she said i lost weight lol but my best friend Bimpe Fashaanu was a day student and still lived in Oshogbo I miss her and need to see her o, she lives in Capital i think an estate area but i live in london now and dont think I remember the way to Osogbo but i remember my friends house vividly   I hope she joins facebook soon lol

i know r kelly but what the heck is twoface and how do you milk it

aww.  i remember there was a little stream beside my school and we saw a baby dumped in the stream, the baby must have been placed in the water very early and looked really pale because it spent too much time in water and not sure id dead or alive, we called our teachers and some staff went and called the police, meanwhile dogs started feeding on it, we chased the dogs but dint go, we watched as the dogs devoured the baby  i still remembered vividly, some locals said they saw a young lady early in the morning with a basket full of clothes but could hear a baby crying but never thought shes on a mission

aww

;d ;d

it's not worth the title, how about the man is he not deceitful, devilish and could be a destroyer, oh wait he already destroyed the marriage

how do you delete your account because i joined cos i needed help but when you ask resonable questions no one replies like in education, health and much more important things they ignore, it's no ones fault they are not bothered to answer my questions though but i'm better off on yahoo answers, also people are just too rude which I dont need, please help me remove my membership i beg of you.

get a life loosers mr aliko dangote can never ever be broke, this is reccesion period all business are bound to experience some downturn, proffesional economist estimated this and says in three years things will go back to normal, nigerians enjoy downfall of others why din't they publish story of numerous business going down the drain even europeans business and banks are closing fast "One by one they are leaving. As the fortunes of Nigeria’s richest man continue to take a nose dive, the financial empire of Alhaji Aliko Dangote listed by Forbes magazine as amongst the world’s richest men is already cracking up, and beginning to collapse under its own debt and mismanagement" shame on you all what business nowadays is this not happening to

get a life loosers mr aliko dangote can never ever be broke, this is reccesion period all business are bound to experience some downturn, proffesional economist estimated this and says in three years things will go back to normal, nigerians enjoy downfall of others why din't they publish story of numerous business going down the drain even europeans business and banks are closing fast
"One by one they are leaving. As the fortunes of Nigeria’s richest man continue to take a nose dive, the financial empire of Alhaji Aliko Dangote listed by Forbes magazine as amongst the world’s richest men is already cracking up, and beginning to collapse under its own debt and mismanagement" shame on you all what business nowadays is this not happening to

it's cos they pull her hair backwards a lot during fashion shows but i respect her she's over 40 and still strong in the game, all her black counterpart are all retired she reps us

hehehehehe :NOT FUNNY

i dont like female rappers at all i dont know why and it's even worse when they are over 21 eww

ify4king:
Log on to "www.ncatz-ng.org". Thank you

Masters in Physics for start, or mechanical engr with specification in aerodynamics, army can also be trained in this area as well

philip0906:
him babe tell am say hi b fine boy.

lmao

why did benemolu upload him picture

this is just like universities in UK and rest of west world where most people can not afford the fees too high and over half of young people don't attend however the locals have so many alternative to success, but naija no uni no life, i know students that graduated nigeria and became somebody without much money as long as they know how to manage and the fees are very cheap but if it rises now how will people attend and graduate

Hi I'm a student at staffordshire uni, this uni is ranked 74th out of 114, on the league table it was 72nd when i started now it went down to 74, my cousin graduated at keele(ranked 42nd)  and she's doing everything she can to make sure I leave staffordshire and start my 2nd year at keele but i dont see the point, she says nowadays in nigeria you can not pull the wool over any man's eyes because they know about all those "trotro" uni's in UK but i find it hard to beleive i mean arent they supposed to respect your qualification once it's from the UK? isn't it better than covenant uni , igbinedion and the rest, so is it true should I change?, also would you consider a uni ranked 74th on league table not to be a good uni.
I'm going back to naija straight after 2nd degree, I plan to do my 2nd degree in a more reputable uni, will it not make up for the low ranked one, so please answer as much accurate as you can thanks.

you can work in a bank i swear you can, i know someone that did Religion studies and is working in a a nigerian bank today but she told me she "knows" people , but mainly you can teach