₦airaland Forum

Abbygyal:
lol fnx tyty. .

oh you are i-b boy, abigyal-boy i get it now lol happy bday swthrt

i expected more gratitude (to God) in that article its very vague abi why is he sounding as if he was abducted by angels and God blessed him personally while jesus was kissing his fore-head or dint they tell him three men were shot dead before they could yank him, anyway different people have different ways of coping with trauma but i truely thank God he is ok
actually the way he said it will reduce the stigma a lot very wise man. now i'll appreciate him more in films

kok:
Yea right, we all ate bread then but it wasnt on a mass productiong level like it is done this days where much much more chemicals are blended with flour to maximize profite.
Have you ever been to any "agege bread" bakery and see how all kinds of human excretes (sweat, mucour, salivar, etc.) are blended while mixing the flour? I bet you will hate to see it been sold.

pshh bread that i've been eating since childhood noting go happen jare, kalaye to daye lawa ti n je bugan agege

dint mohit made wande who he is today, cos he is in same group with don jazzy is making him forget don is his boss, they are bound to rip you off you should know that before you joined, timberland makes more than his yungahs it has always been this way and it will always be

i'm having a hard time digesting this story how did you forget your passport, passports are less likely to be forgotten and the time it takes for you to realize your passport is missing and going back home must be approximately 3 hour so how the heck did your wife start humping someone within 3 hours and that early, aka you lied

how is it cringe inducing or whatever that means
it makes sense in ma ears and the message is understanding, compared to some naija song, have you heared some nigerian songs and their lame lines

naliakar:
Yes “gentlemen” and their legend transcend “nomenclature” and yet you bestow upon them, a sense of cerebrally vacuous “inadvertent” and “monstrous” acknowledgement. The trajectory of any nairaland consolidation predicated on such attributions inevitably yields a kind of countercharge- a recrimination that reveals an irredeemable presumption of super heroism. For you as the self chosen interlocutor for Nairalanders, even that presumption is unattainable.  Dont be such a jerky upstart.

chineke mei i give up o
all this reminds me of a movie i saw two brothers moving to lagos and have a village headmaster friend that enjoys speaking phonetics a lot lol

i think half of nigerian already divorced their partner unknowingly, you'd see couple especially aged 47 and over that always argue and dont even sleep in the same bedroom but 4 naija divorce is usually not an option cos of society and the kids

thats lazy talk, berra work hard arent you a man, they work from home job i know are for extra income, or do you mean you want to own your own busines

hello me luff its your friend *you know who* how are you finding it

naliakar:
Blame it all on Wole Soyinka and Christopher Okigbo. They started the tradition that saw most Nigerians privileging pomposity over the desired simplicity of communication.

ahem excuse me sir, do not blame those distinguished gentle nomenclature, we nairalanders must inadvertently participate in monstrous ways of consolidating this site and not participate in any juvenille rascality

lol my sister always say *i have a future in nollywood abi how the heck did that sweaty mercy johnson get in the industry* lol

last time i checked there was God, newaiz naija is a poor country ruled by idiots and wizards thats why there is so much calamity

haba what ignorance, what ever did he do to anyone of you that's making you bad mouth him so bad, i dont understand, i know he's not perfect, his accent his fake so what, i think hes a handsome young man and i like him, all this hatred and the only accusation his cos of his accent, my partner is around same age as him and he's in a gang of hustlers i'm praying and wishing he'll be doing something productive with his life like this 

bluespice:
umm ethanol u sure u read my reply rite?

illd rather die a sad old virgin with 50 cats and i hate cats
than have that thing as a man ill call mine
nigga's a sad bum

there's always one uneccesarily overboard

firstly stop the hot compression only if your doctor says so, and give him prune juice if hes thirsty, not sure what it is it could be umbilical hernia wanting to form thats causing pain i know it causes pain at first especially after he eats and i know prune juice is good for babies with troubled tummy but dont hesitate to see your doctor

you lot are mumu and loosers she just asked for advice and people are slagging her off this is why i hate this place its full of bored people looking for whom to devour, who are you to judge anyone no one's perfect kmt shioor

banker oloshi wo lo fema text during working hours, when will people learn to be proffesional you want to be working and be gisting

danacreate:
My People, fellow students come to think of it, who actually is been affected by this face off between the gvt and ASUU.? of course it is the student. salary of govt. officers is not touched, that of the lecturers also isn't touched. But the students, innocent as they are have to stay idle at home wasting precious time.

So the question is what are the student doing to bring a lasting solution to this primitive menace?. nothing? what a pity!. Perhaps they lack ideas, well i have a suggestion , all student nation wide should embark on a peacefull rally against the govt. Let the world know that we are fighting for our future, we won't sit aside and watch some gluttons ruin the future of this great nation. I belief this would bring shame and tension on the govt. and they will be forced to accept the demands made by ASUU.

dearie they have done that countless times this is what always happen

my cousin goes there she's not happy at all she'll have to face exams if they should resume and she's not receiving any lecture whats going on down there

earTHMama:
Nigerian roads are death traps.

true its God thats protecting everyone you cant survive nigeria without jesus

i like my everything but i'm short i'd like my baby to be taller than me i'm 5'3 thats short right ?

forget US and canada its too hard there, UK is a bit easy to earn and study especially if you have family around but strong advice dont go without at least 1 year school, rent and maintanance fees or else you will suffer te you go pity yourself, i'm lucky to live with my parent and came at young age but i have friends from nigeria that came to study the life they are living is just saddening there's always no money left but wierdly enough they are always the best in class and likely to come out with first class, i'm researching on their secret lol

since all we nairaland member's seems to want positivity and forwardness in Nigeria, and always talking about ways to move it forward, why dont we all form a gruop and do something about it, i'll sponsor this organisation

yay bolanle won tell rita to try harder but at least shes second so not bad, is there a prize for 2nd runner up to

they are all wierdo's in that family apart from MJ

they all are funny in west africa, thank God i'm half Nigeria half yoruba