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if it will work i think, its a good idea if we can have a little chat box on the side.
register nairaland at www.cbox.ws you'll get a code, insert it somewhere and voila us members will start chatting to each other.
thanks.

i know i hate that guy because he annoys me when he uses dark sunshade on set while eating in the room and i wished they'd beat him up oneday but i'm not happy it's this way

Clemcykul, Sam milla,  Sexyleamon, Mykali and Sylvex the Tit master. lol.

all these guys you mentioned are nairaland addicts which is sad really but all the jokes are appreciated o so keep the good work moving   

boring? I have never been bored before in my life, lets see, tuesdays to fridays I go uni and chill at aubrey lounge with ma friends, after study and we have a laugh at our dormitory or set surprise dates for each other, weekends we go out clubbing forgetting about the world and just have fun and go to church on sundays, I know yeah its sad but if I dont do these things i'd be more or less like you, so you just need the right people and places, ciao 

no be curse lol but just couldnt help but showcase my dream cars and dont know which to choose hehe 

ini edo's too much make up made her look like an alien to me, and she is too fat for a bride i trust me on my wedding day I will look sexy yet classy, slim yet luscious muuaahh
jk

you know how lil kim, paris, brittany and them like to flash, is it suppose to be like this? what do you think lol

i post it in joke section because I am finding that girl funny but this is real story so please answer as well.
my brother is studying in maryland and he'll graduate next year and but i usually chat to him online and I talked about how excited I am to see him next year since he'll graduate and he says he doesnt know becasue he has established and made friends and he might have to stay in USA but visit sometimes, and he sent me his pictures and those of his friends on my request but he told me this girl is his long term girlfriend and fiance, is he kidding, till the second he signed out I expected he'll say hes just joking but he is not but me and my sister have agrred he is kidding But we called him and says he is serious and that is a fun pic they took on a sunny afternoon AND before I show my mum do you think he is serious lol

ok it is, ambosibosi, dont worry bout the contents just say what that means i'll collect it together my self thanks

oh iv forgotten will brb

if you are a girl, dont gain weight, its still accepted but if you are a guy its accepted to be thin but not cool so go to a good chemist ask for wate on for weight gain, if your slimness is genetic then ask for wate on-super but if otherwise buy regular

just dump him if you hate him so much

my God thats serious but God will help him i hope

yes stephen unlock the babe thread now please
thanks 4 photo comment girlies

HR.hotness i done change am o lol and me i know get cleavage lol or you want to lend me small from yours?  , newaiz i'm going on your thread now seriously you need advice your friend  not to move in

@fashola the guy is everything you are not lol but you look cool though but its different sense
@davidylan i changed the picture but when I replaced it, my picture looked extra large on it, i mean very big maybe there's a way to scale it down i dont know so i changed it back to the this one cos its normal size.
BTW i havent got cleavage does that mean i can't join ECC lol

@chika 98 i was just jokin when i said sharrap please dont be offended my sexy little thug , din't you see the lol i put aftersaying that? and i'm grateful for saying that i'm beautfiul in the eyes of the lord

chika98:
That is even the best thing sef. I can see why she gets all the attention though.

sharrap i know what you mean lol but will change it now and case closed

@sillyboy wow that's just exact
@smurf you fit talk, you look hot in your picture I wouldn't mind if I look that preety newaiz thanks though
@davidylan she's not on nairaland she's deola, changing the picture though

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201200.msg3150445#msg3150445 date=1227834244]@ whiteroses

see as u use ur cousin cleavage derial my thread. . . them don lock am now and i can't find a solution to my friends troubles  [/quote]no worries girlfriend i'll change the picture now, even me i hate that picture she gets the attention lol

@tope2000, thank you o, mrcrackles is such a joker

@smurf thaks for making me feel god about myself
@HR.hotness  he's hot but that time I thought he was wierd, a ittle fair as well
@ Lady T, I couldn't say two words i was shocked for reals there was no sense in my head that time if i talk i'll mess up
dats me beside my busty cousin

@HR.hotness don't mind my babies just flaunting it to the guys i know they can't touch lol buh honestly i'm the other girl thats my cousin
@ mrcrackles actually my real name is tope

I had a dream its about me and someone playing and we were best of friends we held hands and everything was going smoothly and it felt as if i've known this person since I was born and felt so comfortable and cared for and we would sometimes play and sometimes chill and and later we went to our friends house and played but its not a love dream or something we were just very close intimate friend in that dream and it was real and clear and we really care for each other, then about 6.30am my alarm went off and I woke up, in the dream the person is a boy and the wierd thing abut this dream is that I have never set my eyes on him before in my life but i remembered vividly what he looks like and he's very cute though, so in the afternoon I was window shopping at the mall and right in front of bay my eyes caught the person I saw exactly in my dream, my heart sunk and started racing because i was shocked and scared and he was also staring too, you know when you stare at someone on road you have to look away with quickness but we stared for seconds and because i was confused I started to walk away and he cauht up with me and asked if we've met before I said no, in my head all I wanted to do is start running and as I was walking away he gently hold my left arm and then let go again but i stormed off, and now i've been praying and pleading blood of jesus because I don't know what happened, so whats going on has anyone had wierd dream before, what is it if you don't mind

being a looser that he is i saved him as jerk

what part of the world is your friend from, there's new girls that guys like they are called miss independent how you fund your clothes and home remains mystery to them and it shows your future partner how responsible you can be plus if she move in she'll expose all her weakness in no time and he'll not tolerate her because if they are married he'll stay for better for worse but since they are single he'll not tolerate her, guys want you to move in with them because its free love making whenever they want, you dont know? or you think they are bored or scared of something and they cant live alone? he'll not miss you and when you get married nothing will change

as from 27th of november forget everything you know about work permit and settlement because new law is coming through.
The current scheme for employees from abroad will be changed to tier 2 of the PBS, this means that no employer will seek to employ and give work contract to anyone abroad as from 27th november, e.g if they have to employ a nurse from nigeria the UK based employer must show that they have searched the whole of UK and no one is interested in the job before they go abroad and employ nurses or workers. also any company wishing to employ from abroad will have to obtain licence to bring workers from overseas, and I heared they will charge company a very costly licence fee to discourage them from trying to employ someone from abroad. The new tier also states that if a skilled worker doesn't earn up to 7.20 and hour will not be granted an indefinite leave to remain or work permit extensions.  Employers are fund of employing nurses and chattered accountants especially from south africa, nigeria and pakistan and they are filling all the vacancy and they feel that if they are restricted, rate of unemployment in UK will decresae greatly. so ladies and gentle negros make sure to apply fro settlement (indefinite leave to remain) and work permit extension before 27th on november and tell your family and friends in nigeria to go easy of trying to migrate to save themselves money and stress on trying to come.
http://ukinindonesia.fco.gov.uk/en/newsroom/?view=News&id=9257878
http://www.rcn.org.uk/nursing/comingtouk/about-immigration-service/transitional_arrangements_tier_2_-_faqs

i wouldn't wanna be you that time, woosh

ok I have admission letter and resumption date is january 13th, the uni wrote me a letter that I should send my residential status if I am a resident or have no restrictions on staying in UK i'm paying £3,200 but if i'm not i'll have to pay £11,000 but i'm not a resident but I will be two weeks after university starts and it will really hurt me to pay 11 grand knowing that if school starts two weeks later i would have been a home student and pay£3000 so what should I do, should I be honest and show my status and pay int'l fee but by second year I start paying the normal fee or tell them i'm on holiday and will resume by January ending and by that time i'll be a home student and pay home fee. by the way telling them I'll pay my fees when I become home student is out of the option they'll not accept me to start late just because I want to escape the international fees. please help what should i do

just because of this n

Cipriani:
@seun

The world is coming to an END

be prepared for the RAPTURE

the world will come to an end just because of this ape shit?, some of us still have many important things to do