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i'll generally advice that girls should stay away from older men, they are usually up to no good and wants to make advantage of younger girls, or what do you think, i have a friend dating a guy called dekunle, eight years older than her and shes 20, i thought it was a bad idea but we later talked over it and he seems to love her so much and we didnt suspect anything, until we were told that he's just playing her that he has a girlfriend, she was sad but didnt confront him but few days later i don't know what came over us maybe we watch too many movies but i suggested we stalk her and terrorise her to warn her to stay away lol, in the end someone told us who the girl was and where to find her, so last wednesday it was fairly sunny and we were ready to face her, as we got to her house we waited outside hoping she'll come out, that was when she stepped out of her car and she approached us and we asked of tosin and she said she was tosin, sheesh we didnt know what to say, oh my days she was older, beautiful, classy and proffesionally looking, lets just say she was everything we are not and worst of all she had a car, she said where are we from and we lied and said we are dekunle's cousin's and came to say hi since we had nothing to do and have never met her, she was like oh goody my future sisters in-law bla bla,  it was the lowest thing ever so we left, my friend stopped answering his call, i'm sure she told him and he must have think my friends crazy      i think girls should stay away from older guys or has anyone tried it did it work? i still can't beleive what happened till now, we were just starring at her like booboo the fools 

futureMD preach it

I remeber those floggins its not fair and i think some teachers take pleasure in caning students   my maths teacher- aka mr gandiyenfunmi, will just start beating us for no reason sheesh if i could do it once again i will not tolerate the nonsense

yh i'm still alive miraculously lol thanks hunni

hi, in college i was confused either to study pharmacology up to masters level or go and study accounting and finance to finanlly become certified chartered accountant so i did dual course in college, cos of this confusion and now its university time i have to decide either to be a pharmaclogy graduate or go and join the associate of chatered accountants, i have my A levels in science and access diploma in busines so i can choose to do which ever one i like but im soooooooooo confused because i dont know how relevant pharmacology is in nigeria, what is the career like and will i find hard time getting a job as pharmacology graduate and if i should be chartered accountant here in UK how will I join the chartered associates in nigeria will they ask me to start the three years training all over again? because at the end of the day i'm taking this papers to nigeria. (I know it makes sense to do charterd acct but i dont think i'm ready to do the three years training all over again when i get to nigeria, oh i'm also femle, if it matters)
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hi everybody how y'all doing, ok how can i learn and speak pidgin english, i was raised as being poised, clean nails, diny table, always speak english and shhyt like that, i cant speak pidgin but i wish i could, in college people speak pidgin sometimes and i wish i could as well, they'd be laughing and talking fast i understand them but i wont be able to say anything because its not cool when i say it lol even other students from other countries have asked how come i dont talk like the other nigerians, i have learnt some pidgin words like 'how you dey' or 'make it dey waka, oya alele' but how do you say it all together and express the things you want to say, i've been told its not always cool to speak pidgin though but i just want to learn and speak a little anyway, even when i went back to nigeria all my friends from SS1 are now speaking pidgin they had learnt it from university, so who know how to speak n learn it, i just want to learn a little and have a little idea.

hmmmn whats the problem now, nigerians done come again, i bet you need money

ok i know black girls are stereotype as tough and i know some couple of hard core bitches, they are very tough and dont take shxt but deep down they are lovely and could be nice when the are your friends a good example is charley of last season i mean she' a cow but still charismatic but this alexandra is bad news, there's nothing good about her, she's a disgrace to humanity and black people, my question is why and where do big brother usually find girls like are becausue i know lots of beautiful afro-carribean and african applied but unsuccesful, they usually go for the vulnerable ones, is it because they want someone tough in the house to keep things lively or just want to prove agan that we are all like that becasue she is embarassing, so what do guys think. and which housemates do you like or hate, i love darnell and cookie power, lol brava to sylvia she's doing it just right. thank God the deevious girl is out. another question please I havent follow the show since yesterday and I heared she got kicked out so what did she actually do again

yh i shoulda post it oN business huh. they are not been impressive really.

is it me or does anyone else hate bank overdraft charge, oh my days, i pay my bills on time, and try my best to stay on top of my credit and last week I withdrew about £600 off my account for urgent reason so there is nothing left in my account, but i just ordered some weave off ebay thinking that the money remaining will be enough but i forgot about the postage charge so barclays bank charged me £30 extra, oh my jesus that £30 was my ALG allowance and i was suppose to live on it before my mum return the following week from dubai, so i didnt go college for a week and scrounged for food from ma cousin, meanwhile ma cousin told me she sends money into my account through paypalpaid but i didnt know it was only £5 last friday i used £10 from tesco and kpam!! another £30 charge, can you beleive those motherfcukers, why are they so inconsiderate as rich as the company is they are too mean on us customers, and they said we are hustlers in nigeria, bt they are authorized theives, sometimes they do my head inn, anythin you see like this comes with a little hole where you insert £1, hmmph God knows i'm angry at barclays bank but you cant fight them, next time they call for my service opinion i know what to say.
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does anyone know if you can maybe beg or do something to recover the £60? cos i'm broke and mummy aint home thanks

ok nairalanders i know i've wasted your time in the past with jokes thats not funny and stuff but this post is serious please do it. follow instructions carefully

switch off the lights

stare at the four dots on the nose at the same time for 30 seconds and try not no blink 

then stare at a wall for one seconds, then blink three times or four times and focus.

watcha see

what do you know please, all my life i've been wasting my time with science but i cant do it anymore, i just realised i'm a social science material and i've had a qualification i could use for law degree, i am supposed to start law this september but my momma just came with idea of doing law with accounting or business combination, she said because law alone would narrow my chances of getting a job in a firm since the style in nigeria is either working in a law firm(where there's no vacancy) or sit at home and be a full house wife, but the business sector is hiring people than anything nowadays in nigeria so if i could do business/account with law, then i have more chances in different career fields rather than law firm(only one in my village,lol). but i'm confused because i hate patchy patch things, i like straight forward and clear things like, i have a degree in law whats with the story of law combination. please what do you think, is it a good idea and true or just one of those motherly talk? what do you think if i need to apply at nigerian law school later will they recognise the combinations or should i just do law on its own. thanks xoxo

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for me to start this rumor, jst kiding dont be mad just take it as joke of the day but someones sent me the pics and i was like damn who's boyfriend is that guy, sheesh.

someone asked about what causes world war and my teacher said it's because nations do bully each other provided that an ignorant country has made contract with wise country who are ready to make advantage of them, when we asked of example and what war could possibly happen, i was shocked when he said probably the next war tend to occur in nigeria, for example contracts has being made over and over again with nigeria over oil and it seems fair but research has shown that after long years united states will own 100% of all the oil in west africa especially in nigeria and by this time nigerians will realise their mistake and starts to protests but US would disagree cos they spent billions making the contract, however places like china starts to support african nations and situation becomes tense then another world war would begin, he also said african nations will have to lend money from UN in other to use their own oil and when they cant pay the debt nigerians resources will get locked and they are back to square one, but i didn't want to beleive it until i find this website:
http://www.blackagendareport.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=114&Itemid=37
am i just overeacting or who else think it's not fair, i really hope it's not as bad as my teacher says cos i'm scared, i hope the oil contract will be peaceful. poor african they dont know anything

i consider myself broke now so i'm wearing something i already have, it's a knee lenght tailored trouser and cute top that goes, i'll look terrible but i'll upgrade it with overated make-up and hair and i'll rock my mums expensive jewelry- kimora lee simmons

i think you should leave it because you cant color it forever but do low haircut if you are a guy, if i were you i'll love my hair color because i own it

[quote author=davidyland@yahoo.com link=topic=89108.msg1652984#msg1652984 date=1194302565]fools - owing in america is not the same as owing in Nigeria - stupid goons, do y'all know anything?[/quote]your mama is the fool and the stupid goon

how y'all doing, please girls and madam what do you know about clip in hair extensions, i want to try them but i'm sceptical about them because i'm not sure how durable it is, what if it snaps open maybe when you are intimate with someone or have your friends touch them i don't know any advice would help, i know people that use it but they are not black so i'm guessing they already have long hair they've just clip'd few strands to the back for volume so has anyone here used it before? what do you think? I am tired of normal weave on because it turns lifeless after one wash and i also tried synthetic artificial weave it also turns into barbed wire so i'm thinking of trying clip so that i can take it off maybe weekly and do it properly.
[b]talking of hair p.s dont buy lace front wigs online i saw the picture of the one that look like beyonce when it arrived it was too blonde for me and it looks like they've selotaped wig on my head [/b] [b]