₦airaland Forum

DontBeStupid:
See how ugly the place is
Did he come to commission ugliness?
Kogi peeps I pity for una o...

Which is why Buhari is commissioning Fruits

budusky05:
Just pray money won't start missing

The 242 Billion for INEC election
The 10 Billion to be shared to poor people in 2019..

Buhari is making Nigerian's money miss effortlessly.

ChiefAzubuike:
How is it harassment when the woman seems to be enjoying it too. She can't tell me she has no stimulus to feel a hand rubbing her bakasi. This one na mutual faaji

Idiot, so that she will speak now and they will attack her, saying that she is accusing the guy, they'll ask her to go marry, etc.
Make ah come dey touch your future children and they will enjoy it too..

chicagoPD:
Wetin? like PDP no go do the same if them get Presidency

Quote me..

One day,they will come for you, and someone, someone somewhere.... Will use this emoticon too.
When you'll be running for your life, always remember this statement you made here today.

CANDYDADDY:







very funny, rotfl, lol





[img]https://media1./images/dfb4221103dfeeebf6aa51f9a1db31dc/tenor.gif?itemid=12035747[/img]

Bet 10 Naira on it, you're a girl..
So you won't get this joke.

Skip please?

Movic1:
Fayose and dino re the Neymar of politics in this country . They know how to execute a perfect dive.

When it is the turn of you and your family to run..
My brother, remember thy comment on Nairaland.

Sarkin:
Ipob pigs won't be happy

So it's now a fight between Buhari and IPOB pigs.

You will know no peace for the love you have for blood seeking humans.

JesuEruOluwa:
Pastors are theives and terrorists!

Church is the biggest scam in Nigerian history after APC

I spot one Idiot

pyyxxaro:
IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU LOOK LIKE BAMBAM


THEN SHOW US A PICTURE OF YOURSELF IN THE TOILET DOING SHAKU-SHAKU

AND people like you who don't forget anything, WOULD want the world to forget every error they've done.
People like you, are packed filled with hate, fear and total remembrance of other people's error..

But yours? Totally forgotten.

magicminister:
NIGERIA DISAPPOINTED THE WHOLE OF AFRICA. Argentina had a population of about 50 million, Nigeria has the population of over 150million. We are 3 times the size of Argentina in terms of poplulation.
Do you really mean to tell me that we cannot groom and raise a super national squad!


We need to groom and raise a young team, invest in them.


P.S. I know alot of people will ask me about china, usa, india, australia and co.... Those countries have sports that they CARE ABOUT AND excel in.

US = Basketball
India = Cricket
China = Table tennis/ Badmintong

We claim to care and love the game of football but why are we not investing massively in scouting for local talents, grooming them and dominating the game

Being your friend, will be a honor.
You're wise

Nigerian hosting service is poo.
Their customer support shit (I swear)

If you know, you know

olatade:
i see NCC as one of the few active agencies we still have in this country

Please you don't know what you are saying.. With all due respect.

Anigreat:








Juju de pay

But it comes with tragedy at the end.

which is why you're still drinking sachet water, carrying portfolio around, begging for job.

LesbianBoy:
But since Apostle left this babe who is fvcking her pvssy now sef

Have you asked your Dad or prophet?

Duru009:
This lady chargers #1 million per night !

Sorry, which lady are you talking about?
Your Mother or your sister that charges 100 Naira for 50 days?

See fresh prisoner

This is where dbanj should be taken to for 21 years imprisonment for the death if that innocent boy he had use for the renewal of his wealth with the illuminaties

When you will be called by Nigerian police for evidence against D'Banj, please don't come crying here oh.

This Buhari Nigeria is show time,and will do anything to kill time till next election.

CANDYDADDY:



chai, that girl is a Golddigger, looking for a way out :an ultimate green passport searcher.

She wants to trap him down with marriage, so she can acquire and become a full-time citizen there and strip him off his hard-earned dough, so she later run back to her black hubby

You think everyone behaves like you?
Looking and waiting for a rich Lady to pick you up, so you can drive posh cars around?
While sitting around Nairaland, derogating Women names?

abiodunalasa:

That's even better. I saw one okada using disc as side mirror

AND when he checked the disc side mirror, the person wey dey NEAR, go dey very FAR, while the Nearest person, GO FAR for him side.

Infinix and their love for the normal screen.

Even their brother, Tecno is using the 18:9 screen ratio now. BUT well, Infinix battery and the phone itself strong die.

azraeljaheel:
He who is without sin cast the first stone

Which is why your household is filled with Miscreants.. Because everyone was afraid of correcting a wrong one.
Go look at America of today, and your quote rightfully judged them.

They currently have the worst type of kids

CANDYDADDY:


When i say east and the south have a more cultism history than any other region, some primitive here will masturbate on my post, keep killing urself

BUT you guys have provided the WORLD WORST TERRORISM GROUP (BOKO HARAM)
AND currently have Fulani Herdsmen.

UP North of the DEMONS

This MAN is the confirmation of Romans chapter 1: 20 - 32.

AND people decides want they want to hear..

Uchihaitaci:
No you are interested in clicks

Those who use the iPhone x won't waste their time answering this
Or is it those who can't afford it you expect to answer?

Dude this is down right koonery

Do something productive

LOL, people with infinix come and be screaming about costly phones.. lol

CANDYDADDY:




no one knows your ugly big head father and your brothers

You use their 'glory' to boost your musical career

And them herbalist tell you no martial status unless you wanna go down

YOUR Mumu is specially reserved for YOU.

Anigreat:





Bad one


Edo people and ugliness hmmmm I'm lost for words.

Oshiomhole comes to mind

So surprise to see edo ancestors taking pre-wedding pictures.

Location: Gold Castle:

Poor Man mentality, this Mumu pig can't even say where he's saying, because he's living in a shit hut, eating Mama thank you at the ripe age of 35, and his younger brother feeding him.

Anigreat:





Bad one


Edo people and ugliness hmmmm I'm lost for words.

Oshiomhole comes to mind

So surprise to see edo ancestors taking pre-wedding pictures.

You're an Idiot. A very unexplained one.
So deep in idiocy are you, your brain died with stupidity.

I bet your real self is as Ugly as the Lying Predicting Pig.

willi926:
a player that cannot score penalty is that one a player

I support Ronaldo, but this childish gimmick is truly distasteful.

ChiefAzubuike1:
I've been living in the USA for the past 7 years. I still come to naija every year during the festive seasons.

Fact is Nigeria is not that bad. Only that Nigerian citizens are very greedy and are never satisfied. If you go to countries like Zimbabwe, Uganda, Tanzania, Bangladesh, India, phillipines , the favelas of brazil etc , you'll see people living in squalor and abject poverty. So why complain when you're in a better situation? You complain of boko haram its worse with the Isis and Taliban of Pakistan and Afghanistan. You complain of kidnapping its worse with the pirates and marauders of somalia. You complain of poor electricity it's worse in countries like Senegal and Mozambique. You complain of crime its worse in countries like south Africa.
Una wahala too much infact wetin una want sef.

Instead of you to think of ways to develop your country you're here complaining . The same complain you dey complain for 1975 na still the same complaint in 2018. No new complaint other than bad governance , light,water , no money etc.
Your government have tried their best. They can't kill themselves. Not even Buhari. At least you go pity his old age.

Oga, please calm down. Stop comparing us with countries that have little to no Natural wealth like this Nation does.
What do Brazil have to offer?
Somalia?

We are blessed with Bountiful gifts like Crude, Coal, etc. But the country is mismanaged. Period.

Anigreat:











This idiotic cuppy that want to start now to "learnt " how to cook

You that have "LEARNT" how to cook, Hope you have achieved everything else in Life.
Africans and their medieval mentality..

THOSE who supports Evil, Evil shall NEVER depart from their household.
If you support the menace of this Fulani Herdsmen, GOD will make them strike you. Even if you're their brother.

God who make Enemies fight themselves because of Jehoshaphat.. Will turn their face towards everyone who supports this killing carried out by Fulani Herdsmen. The Wicked Shall NOT go unpunished.

2 Chronicles 20 vs 1 - 30

Sarkin:
As exposed earlier by i think a naval officer; that the so called "herdsmen" are people hired by politicians and co to dismantle and disturb their own people just to instigate fear and hate. This is sad, we need to come to our sense in this country.

This shows the ease through with fear mongering and war mongering rhetorics has subtly been leveled in this our counter cultural society.

Shut up. That was how you guys were defending Boko Haram, saying it's PDP that paid them to make the North smaller during voting period.
Same thing with fulani herdsmen carrying ONLY sticks.

People will be killing others, because of 1,500 per month they pay you with free bundles, you'll be defending killers.
God is watching.