₦airaland Forum

GavelSlam:
Correct pikin.

Obasanjo son,
Is he a Politician?
What has he achieved so far?

What has his personal preference in choices of 2019 Presidential aspirant got to do with us?
How has he affected the lives of those around him or in his local government?

laplace19:
The practice is to use a lower water-cement ratio making the concrete mix a little stiff(and not slippery) with higher compressive strength (minimum of 30N/m^2) achieved.

I don't know you....
But your school fees is well invested.

Evilthoughts:
Who is oppressing you ? Your hatred for our great nation is your biggest oppressor. You will never be free from it , it's a generational curse in your region. Repent .

Said by someone with the username "Evilthoughts"

Thinking of killing all infidels?

Tolexander:
The threads one sees the female members coming enmass to view most are the ones relating to wedding.

Send them a pm, they won't reply.

U don see PM tire i swear

Xaos:
If the prison is on rent, most Nigerians can't afford.

Brother!!!!

GhaliNaaba:
Even with WAEC ?
You get sense so?

Sorry, where is Buhari's WAEC result again?

Shegzy8:
No be by age.. Na by ability, having the heart to work for the people.. Osun a da

Just like our very own Buhari..

Please, goan sit down joor.
Carry a 101 year old Man, and a 58 year old to run a Nation..
Agility matters a lot.
Although I can backtrack on this statement..
Judging by APC Kogi state Governor,

Yahaya Bello

To think that this people have more than 400,000 thousand Naira to spend on a new device?

What such of sorcery is iPhone doing?

Didcot:
Eyesore.

If you accuse me of hate, thunder fire you!

You're filled with Hate!

Now, were is the thunder again?

solochris:
Forget the sms Ronaldo sent u, its not from his mind. I know that guy very well

Words can't describe how stupid you sound.

Dictionary don't have words to attest your level of stupidity,
It's infinite.

My brother, if you can't stomach her been friends with other guys, PLEASE,DON'T DATE HER.

You should also be a free person to date a person of free spirit.
Don't go after a girl, and honestly, this girl knows how you feel about her, and your mentality towards ladies keeping so many friends.

Before dating her, have you asked yourself how many friends she have?
Male friends?
How many calls she receives?
How she travels?
How she relates with her male friends?

Don't go use relationship and cage a free spirit, if you can't understand her,
for the sake of your friendship, let her be.

SIMPLYkush:
see the president like 'fan'
nice one wizkid, davido is a fool

4

Money can't buy your hatred. It's inbuilt.
Which goes a long way in explaining your current and future financial status.

Bro, hate doesn't pay.
Just because I like Ronaldo, doesn't Mean I'll curse Messi.
Get sense, AMEN

doctorkush:
how can I apply?? me that don't like work before

I like you!

Ejimagift:
God bless Buhari. Saraki and all opposing voices must be silenced by brutal force

There will always be demons and it's followers

DontBeStupid:
See how ugly the place is
Did he come to commission ugliness?
Kogi peeps I pity for una o...

Which is why Buhari is commissioning Fruits

budusky05:
Just pray money won't start missing

The 242 Billion for INEC election
The 10 Billion to be shared to poor people in 2019..

Buhari is making Nigerian's money miss effortlessly.

ChiefAzubuike:
How is it harassment when the woman seems to be enjoying it too. She can't tell me she has no stimulus to feel a hand rubbing her bakasi. This one na mutual faaji

Idiot, so that she will speak now and they will attack her, saying that she is accusing the guy, they'll ask her to go marry, etc.
Make ah come dey touch your future children and they will enjoy it too..

chicagoPD:
Wetin? like PDP no go do the same if them get Presidency

Quote me..

One day,they will come for you, and someone, someone somewhere.... Will use this emoticon too.
When you'll be running for your life, always remember this statement you made here today.

CANDYDADDY:







very funny, rotfl, lol





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Bet 10 Naira on it, you're a girl..
So you won't get this joke.

Skip please?

Movic1:
Fayose and dino re the Neymar of politics in this country . They know how to execute a perfect dive.

When it is the turn of you and your family to run..
My brother, remember thy comment on Nairaland.

Sarkin:
Ipob pigs won't be happy

So it's now a fight between Buhari and IPOB pigs.

You will know no peace for the love you have for blood seeking humans.

JesuEruOluwa:
Pastors are theives and terrorists!

Church is the biggest scam in Nigerian history after APC

I spot one Idiot

pyyxxaro:
IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU LOOK LIKE BAMBAM


THEN SHOW US A PICTURE OF YOURSELF IN THE TOILET DOING SHAKU-SHAKU

AND people like you who don't forget anything, WOULD want the world to forget every error they've done.
People like you, are packed filled with hate, fear and total remembrance of other people's error..

But yours? Totally forgotten.

magicminister:
NIGERIA DISAPPOINTED THE WHOLE OF AFRICA. Argentina had a population of about 50 million, Nigeria has the population of over 150million. We are 3 times the size of Argentina in terms of poplulation.
Do you really mean to tell me that we cannot groom and raise a super national squad!


We need to groom and raise a young team, invest in them.


P.S. I know alot of people will ask me about china, usa, india, australia and co.... Those countries have sports that they CARE ABOUT AND excel in.

US = Basketball
India = Cricket
China = Table tennis/ Badmintong

We claim to care and love the game of football but why are we not investing massively in scouting for local talents, grooming them and dominating the game

Being your friend, will be a honor.
You're wise

Nigerian hosting service is poo.
Their customer support shit (I swear)

If you know, you know

olatade:
i see NCC as one of the few active agencies we still have in this country

Please you don't know what you are saying.. With all due respect.

Anigreat:








Juju de pay

But it comes with tragedy at the end.

which is why you're still drinking sachet water, carrying portfolio around, begging for job.

LesbianBoy:
But since Apostle left this babe who is fvcking her pvssy now sef

Have you asked your Dad or prophet?

Duru009:
This lady chargers #1 million per night !

Sorry, which lady are you talking about?
Your Mother or your sister that charges 100 Naira for 50 days?

See fresh prisoner

This is where dbanj should be taken to for 21 years imprisonment for the death if that innocent boy he had use for the renewal of his wealth with the illuminaties

When you will be called by Nigerian police for evidence against D'Banj, please don't come crying here oh.

This Buhari Nigeria is show time,and will do anything to kill time till next election.

CANDYDADDY:



chai, that girl is a Golddigger, looking for a way out :an ultimate green passport searcher.

She wants to trap him down with marriage, so she can acquire and become a full-time citizen there and strip him off his hard-earned dough, so she later run back to her black hubby

You think everyone behaves like you?
Looking and waiting for a rich Lady to pick you up, so you can drive posh cars around?
While sitting around Nairaland, derogating Women names?