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abiodunalasa:

That's even better. I saw one okada using disc as side mirror

AND when he checked the disc side mirror, the person wey dey NEAR, go dey very FAR, while the Nearest person, GO FAR for him side.

Infinix and their love for the normal screen.

Even their brother, Tecno is using the 18:9 screen ratio now. BUT well, Infinix battery and the phone itself strong die.

azraeljaheel:
He who is without sin cast the first stone

Which is why your household is filled with Miscreants.. Because everyone was afraid of correcting a wrong one.
Go look at America of today, and your quote rightfully judged them.

They currently have the worst type of kids

CANDYDADDY:


When i say east and the south have a more cultism history than any other region, some primitive here will masturbate on my post, keep killing urself

BUT you guys have provided the WORLD WORST TERRORISM GROUP (BOKO HARAM)
AND currently have Fulani Herdsmen.

UP North of the DEMONS

This MAN is the confirmation of Romans chapter 1: 20 - 32.

AND people decides want they want to hear..

Uchihaitaci:
No you are interested in clicks

Those who use the iPhone x won't waste their time answering this
Or is it those who can't afford it you expect to answer?

Dude this is down right koonery

Do something productive

LOL, people with infinix come and be screaming about costly phones.. lol

CANDYDADDY:




no one knows your ugly big head father and your brothers

You use their 'glory' to boost your musical career

And them herbalist tell you no martial status unless you wanna go down

YOUR Mumu is specially reserved for YOU.

Anigreat:





Bad one


Edo people and ugliness hmmmm I'm lost for words.

Oshiomhole comes to mind

So surprise to see edo ancestors taking pre-wedding pictures.

Location: Gold Castle:

Poor Man mentality, this Mumu pig can't even say where he's saying, because he's living in a shit hut, eating Mama thank you at the ripe age of 35, and his younger brother feeding him.

Anigreat:





Bad one


Edo people and ugliness hmmmm I'm lost for words.

Oshiomhole comes to mind

So surprise to see edo ancestors taking pre-wedding pictures.

You're an Idiot. A very unexplained one.
So deep in idiocy are you, your brain died with stupidity.

I bet your real self is as Ugly as the Lying Predicting Pig.

willi926:
a player that cannot score penalty is that one a player

I support Ronaldo, but this childish gimmick is truly distasteful.

ChiefAzubuike1:
I've been living in the USA for the past 7 years. I still come to naija every year during the festive seasons.

Fact is Nigeria is not that bad. Only that Nigerian citizens are very greedy and are never satisfied. If you go to countries like Zimbabwe, Uganda, Tanzania, Bangladesh, India, phillipines , the favelas of brazil etc , you'll see people living in squalor and abject poverty. So why complain when you're in a better situation? You complain of boko haram its worse with the Isis and Taliban of Pakistan and Afghanistan. You complain of kidnapping its worse with the pirates and marauders of somalia. You complain of poor electricity it's worse in countries like Senegal and Mozambique. You complain of crime its worse in countries like south Africa.
Una wahala too much infact wetin una want sef.

Instead of you to think of ways to develop your country you're here complaining . The same complain you dey complain for 1975 na still the same complaint in 2018. No new complaint other than bad governance , light,water , no money etc.
Your government have tried their best. They can't kill themselves. Not even Buhari. At least you go pity his old age.

Oga, please calm down. Stop comparing us with countries that have little to no Natural wealth like this Nation does.
What do Brazil have to offer?
Somalia?

We are blessed with Bountiful gifts like Crude, Coal, etc. But the country is mismanaged. Period.

Anigreat:











This idiotic cuppy that want to start now to "learnt " how to cook

You that have "LEARNT" how to cook, Hope you have achieved everything else in Life.
Africans and their medieval mentality..

THOSE who supports Evil, Evil shall NEVER depart from their household.
If you support the menace of this Fulani Herdsmen, GOD will make them strike you. Even if you're their brother.

God who make Enemies fight themselves because of Jehoshaphat.. Will turn their face towards everyone who supports this killing carried out by Fulani Herdsmen. The Wicked Shall NOT go unpunished.

2 Chronicles 20 vs 1 - 30

Sarkin:
As exposed earlier by i think a naval officer; that the so called "herdsmen" are people hired by politicians and co to dismantle and disturb their own people just to instigate fear and hate. This is sad, we need to come to our sense in this country.

This shows the ease through with fear mongering and war mongering rhetorics has subtly been leveled in this our counter cultural society.

Shut up. That was how you guys were defending Boko Haram, saying it's PDP that paid them to make the North smaller during voting period.
Same thing with fulani herdsmen carrying ONLY sticks.

People will be killing others, because of 1,500 per month they pay you with free bundles, you'll be defending killers.
God is watching.

Synord:
Hmmn.


I remember vividly , the memories are still Crystal clear like iPhone 8 images and the pain runs deep in my heart like arteries..
The moments are still engraved in my mind like Okorocha's statues and the fights/drama embedded in my medulla like hai hai is embedded in small doctor's mouth..


it happened in the year 2014, a year I can never forget in a hurry ..

I dated This girl for 5 years..Five good years. I could have studied a course and graduated from the university with the time I invested in the relationship .

Sometimes I still miss her like the way Messi does with Penalties.

She was everything ..My heart ..My love..My Queen , My Baby


..She had this radiant smile that could lighten up anyone's mood. She is intelligent , patient,God fearing,cooks well,dances well , neat, sociable, attractive, Perfect dress sense with the most amazing physique I have ever seen.

Anita was everything a man could wish for ..The way she walked,talked, loved and fuc ked ... Kasa !!!! ...she was the 9th wonder of the world to me..

and when she wears that particular red dress with the Jesus rosary hanging in between her two succulent mammary glands and she calls me by my first name in that seductive " toolz o " kinda tone and her orgasm bringing British accent as she slowly rolls her tongue and puts her finger in her mouth while touching her round and succulent buttocks made of the softest extraction of flesh I have seen ,

I totally forget myself and lose control ( in Peruzzi's voice) .At that moment, I know I just have to make paradise because I was already tasting version 1.0 with Anita here.

is it her sparkling white teeth ? , her daily teasing of me being the most handsome man she has ever seen , her dirty talks, when she motivates me to achieve a lot of things I achieved , she teaches me, corrects me in love , how she handles me when I am angry at her ,she knows my weak points , She knows how to garnish my favorite dishes, she is never insecure,jealous or violent ..How she sold her Father's motorcycle to help me with a business I invested in, burned candles with me in school, shunned a lot of richer and more good looking guys for me .....

Damn !!!!


she could literally die for me !!!

Anita...


Anita..

Not until 2014 when the unthinkable happened..



Did I get over Anita ??

yes I did !!! How the hell I did is a story for another day probably..


P:S I think it is more painful or difficult to get over a person after breakup when

1) you unavoidably see the person everyday / once a week / frequently

2) when the. reason for break up is petty/ not cheating/ something that can be easily resolved

3) there is no other better option/person on ground

4) The partner moved on to a better person in terms of looks, money or status

5) When you really really love the person

6) when you are broke

7) When the sex is Ogorodomdom

when you guys are meant for each other ..

So you gave me all this juicy write up, ONLY to tell me issa story for another day.
I don't blame you, it's Buhari I blamed. Promise and fail period in Nigeria.

Abeg, can you please, find a small space in your heart and tag me in the next reason why Anita broke up with you?

desiregold:
Making your partner feel loved and appreciated goes beyound material things.

Throwing jokes, teasing him/her, lifting her up unexpectdely, watching comedy movies together, cooking for him/her, infact, Do anything you can to make them laugh hard with tears in their eyes in your own way.

Love is a beautiful thing

Poor Mentality

otokx:
This report was dated last year, what is the current state of the facility? We actually applauded this structure last year. Why is this being re reported again?

LOL.. APC and their lies.
Shut up, are you in Rivers State?
Lying through their anus, APC does.

She's cool

oshe11:
We have never met?


Seriously?


Acting like you dnt know?

Mumu dey smell. So you know everyone you met?
Do you know how many Celebrities Omotola have met in the past 13 years? Especially upcoming ones?

WHY are you this stupid? Do you even think before writing?

All these Idiots talking nonsense, Non of them is living in PH oh...
ALL supports APC
Supports Boko Haram
Claims Herdsmen is sponsored by PDP
Claim the country is working...

AND ARE FILLED with 365 litres of Hatred EVERY YEAR...

ORIENTATION101:
clueless Jonathan that cannot Control his illiterate wife the way she was misyarning and breaking protocols every she goes.Jonathan should be wearing skirt and blouse he is not fit to be called a man.cos he has no balls at all

Yes, and Buhari that has balls is fighting Fulani Herdsmen.
I always say it, Fulani Herdsmen will not stop, till they reach ALL Buharists house, because those who sow the wind, will reap the whirlwind.

Patience is an illiterate, YES.. But she was not the president. While the president we have now, is fully an illiterate.
No WAEC certificate.
Calls Germany, West Germany
Have not gone to any Nigerian TV station for interview, because he knows, if he does, there is bound to be mistakes.

blackaxe78:
GEJ was mostly drunk during his tenure

How could he have heard Kola well or read his letter's.

But Buhari that is not drunk, did all this shit..

I will Make $1=N1
Called Nigerian youths Lazy on International Media.
Called Nigerians scammers in London with PM David Cameron
Called Germany, West Germany.
ehem, can't fine any Fulani herdsmen
Brought in a whole lot of misfits as Ministers.

IS pushing Nigeria forward by saving 49 Billion in 3 years
BUT borrowing 11 Trillion in same three years. Higher than the money PDP borrowed in 16 years..

bla4:
Jonathan has been a clueless man right from the days of John the Baptist,

AND Buhari has always been thoughtful.

Oh well, Nigeria is going fine.
GEJ is weak, Buhari is stronger and will eliminate Terrorism = Fulani Herdsmen
BUhari will make $1 = N1 =$1/N363
Buhari will give 3,000,000 jobs per year = Nigerians loss more than 7 Million jobs per year
Buhari will feed our school children tagged "a Meal a day" = Now, most Nigerians are just eating once a day.
Buhari will pay the youths 5,000 Naira monthly = Youths are lazy and waiting for Oil Money (International media got this)
Buhari will turn fuel price to N45, = Fuel Price = N145

You see, your definition of clueless goes a long way in explaining your bigotry and capability of your mental prowess.


Do you prefer fake Promises to Someone actually doing it?
Or religion and tribe has blind you to seeing the truth?

Don't worry, the wiser Nigerians will help remove PMB from seat in 2019

dukeprince50:
No doubt, since we came out of recession the government is really working, I do not know if they will change after 2019 cos I just deh fear Nigerian Govt. God bless us all, now people increased price of goods during recession and after it they just no wan green bring down price of goods again. The average Nigerian is a rogue.
God bless our govt

Government really working? Since they brought NIGERIA out of the fucking recession they sent the country into?

Shift abeg

Nigerians and their wisdom when it comes to other PEOPLE matter.
SO everyone is shouting, YOU should do GOOD and not expect any accolades, etc.

Well, these same set of people will give a child 100 Naira, and if the child no greet them tomorrow, see ANGER fuming like acid..

Nigerians and their online behaviors. Say something else ONLINE and behave differently OFFLINE.[s][/s]

RETIREDMUMU:
This boy is 24 years old, he owns a mansions, he have a trillion of naira, he traveled round the globe, he fvck the best h0e in town.

I am 30 years i don't own a single bike

God where did i miss it

If you know how many people this your post made sad today, you go try edit am.
GOD on our side bro.

friendlyadvice:
i never see this one take picture wey e siddon.
shei yansh still dey pain you from when miracle burst enter?

Mumu governor.

ChiefAzubuike:
This is not how to train a child. In fact they have wasted money on that girl.
An ancient Chinese proverb from the Han and Qin dynasty says "Give a man a fish and he will eat today. Teach him how to catch fish and he will eat forever"

Hope your parents train you well.

AND you'll be praying to have money, so your children can enjoy.
I know it seriously will be very difficult for you to make money with your hate -filled mentality, but peradventure you MISTAKENLY make money, please send your children to go hawk groundnut, so you can train them well.


People can hate oh..

BUT you will be there, waiting for your rich uncle to come and give you 3 thousand naira every December.

emeijeh:
Nothing annoys me more than Victor Moses' fake British accent.


Nonsense.

You can checkout the nearest naked wire and chew it.
I hears it cures people like you.

paybak:
This mumu player with that en big ass wey e dey take seduce all those defenders. Na so he take am seduce coquelin last year wey the mumu follow am till he go destroy arsenal net. We go see wetin you go take the ass do for world cup. Buh thunder fire belgium coach for not taking Naingolan and denmark for not taking Bendtner.

I spot one Man UTD fans. Very hateful people. Always bashing other players, while claiming that their own flops is the best

naijacentric:
odas who chose naija are dey worse off dont talk in general bro it depends on destiny

Between Naija and Austria, who you go play for?
Naija wey dey own players money.

Stop with this trash talk, and say the truth

michlins:
If you are good business man and someone throws £2bn to you as initial offer what you will do is reject and hope he comes with better offer. That's how you get the best deal. The rich plays this game always

Rich man, hope you're playing the game?

Checkout Newcastle and other clubs for sale, with that 2Billion, you'll buy Newcastle, and five other clubs.