₦airaland Forum

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[Abraham's Wife].
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The federal govt. Is nt helping any matter in this case, if it could had been borrowing money from the world bank they could had SEND the request to the HOUSE OF REPS the next Day! My DATE is so tired being in the house.. If u kill her 4 me, be ready to kill me TOO

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March: I ran Naked
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May: i Sucked
June: I cuddled with
July: I had s+x with
August: I ran shirtless
with
September: i stabbed
October: I ate out
November: i slept with
December: i smoked
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03: a IndecentStar
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05: your fantacy
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07: your Boyfriend
08: Your dad
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29: Romeo
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31: your brother
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herquleez: There is a cycle of violence and killings in Nigeria between the security outfits on the one side and ordinary citizens, insurgents/criminals on the other side; this is not to suggest this is novel in our country, it cannot however be denied that it is getting worse in recent times.

To be fair and unbiased, our security agencies have been heavy handed and they approach every issue with an iron fist. The problem this creates is that we see the very people meant to protect us as our enemies.

Let's take Odi for example, old women and children did not kill the soldiers but they paid the price.

Remember the Tiv/Jukun conflict around 2001 when 21 Nigerian soldiers were murdered? An entire village paid the price.

Recently we have Baga. I'm sure everyone reading this as a Nigerian has witnessed or knows the kind of 'collective' 'justice' our security agencies met out when they have been attacked.

To cut my point short, till our security agencies learn to carry out investigations, rely on intelligence, become people friendly and carry out their duties with sincerity and fairness there will always be Nigerians who will take their hatred of the security agencies beyond the level most of us will tolerate.

Mind you this is a country where soldiers, policemen etc from one part of the country are sent to quel civil unrests in other parts in order for the riots or unrest to be quelled brutally and quickly thus giving the indigenes of such a place reason to be beligerent against the police or army as the case may be.

We get issues Jare, treat people like an animal and he'll show you how an animal behaves.

I'm not justifying this massacre o, but it's what the police and sss and army can do to...that is what we are in Nigeria-cruel towards fellow humans...Alu, Odi, Baga, Bama(recently), sagamu, kano, kaduna, jos, benue and many others in A/ibom and cross rivers and Ife Modakeke that rarely make the news.

Fellow nairalanders, our country is falling apart right under our noses...

A whole SSS operativeS? Cant overcome An Ambush, so Na AmBOKO HARAM UNA GO FIT! SHA AM so Sad here! Dat 9ja no longer have who to Represent them When in VIOLENT!

banega: hmm, 13volts nairaland reporter feared death..

so you HATE HIM like that?

Wht A Thread! Hope New Bonus will be SPLASH ON MEMBERs Too??

CUT-OFF MARKS FOR NIGERIAN
UNIVERSITIES FOR THE YEAR 2013:
Following the release of results for the
just-written Jamb UTME exams, these are
the cut-off marks for the various tertiary
institutions across the country.
=> University of Port Harcourt, UNIPORT:
200 and above for Dentistry,Pharmacy,
Engineering (except Civil & Environmental
Engineering), Management
Sciences,Medicine, Nursing and Social
Sciences; 180 and above for others are
invited to a Screening Exercise First Choice
and Second Choice.
=> Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK:
180 Arts (except Departments of English
& History )and Education 200 for others
=> Federal University of Technology
Owerri, FUTO: 180 First and Second
Choice.
=> University of Ibadan UI: 200 First and
Second Choice Most preferred
=> University of Lagos Unilag: 200 all
courses, First Choice only
=> University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN:
200 all courses; first and second Choice.
=> Obafemi Awolowo University OAU: 200
[First Choice].
> Nnamdi Azikiwe University,NAU/ UNIZIK:
180 Arts (except Departments of English
& History) and Education and 200 for
others; first choice only.
=> University of Ilorin, Unilorin: 200
=> University of Ado- Ekiti: 200
=> University of Benin, UNIBEN 200; first
choice only
=> Ahmadu Bello University (ABU),Zaria:
180 for Science based courses and 190
for Arts, Social Science, Law and
Administration; first choice only
=> Usmanu Danfodiyo University,Soko to:
180; First and second choice
=> Federal University of Technology,
Akure FUTA: 200; first and second choice
=> University of Uyo, Uniuyo: 180;first
choice only
=> University of Calabar Unical:180 for
some courses and 200for others
=> University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
UNAAB – 180
=> University of Jos UNIJOS: 180;first and
second choice
=> Lagos State University LASU:200; first
and second choice
=> Niger Delta University NDU: 180;first
choice only
=> TAI Solarin University of Education
TASUED: 180 first choice only and change
of course
=> Federal University of Technology (FUT),
Minna: (i) 220 for School of Engineering
and Engineering Technology and
Environmental Technology (ii) 200 for
School of Environmental Technology and
School of Science and Science Education
(iii) 190 for School of Agriculture and
Agricultural Technology and School of
Science and Science Education.
=> Federal University Dutsin-Ma,Katsi na:
180; first choice only
=> Federal University Oye-Ekiti:180; first
and second choice => Federal University
of Wukari,Taraba State: 180 in
theSciences and 190 in the hmanities and
Social Sciences; first and second choice.
=> Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa
State: 180; first and second choice. =>
Ebonyi State University EBSU:180; first
and second choice
=> Osun State University (UNIOSUN): 180
for Agriculture,Edu cation and Arts
(Humanities and Culture) and 200 for the
rest; First and second choice.
=> Federal University of Petroleum
Resources, Effurun: 180; first and second
choice
=> Michael Okpara University of
Agriculture, Umudike; 180; first and
second choice. => Anambra State
University; 180;first and second choice.
=> Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma: 180;
first choice only
=> Kwara State University KWASU:200;
first and second choice and changing of
courses.
=> Afe Babalola University (ABUAD): No
official cut-off mark.
=> Benson Idahosa University: No official
cut- off mark.
=> Bells University of Technology,Ota: No
cut- off mark, as long as you chose or
wish to change course.
=> Kaduna State University, KASU: 180
UTME cutoff (first choice only)
=> Imo State University IMSU: now Evan
Enwerem University EEU : 180
=> Enugu State University of Science Tech
– 180
=> Adekunle Ajasin University: 200
=> Rivers State University of Science and
Technology,RSUS T:180 (1st choice only)
=> Delta State University, Abraka,DELSU:
180
=> Abia State University, Uturu,ABSUU:
180
=> University of Maiduguri, UniMaid: 180
=> Kogi State University, KSU: 180
Polytechnics and Colleges of Education
2012/2013 JAMB-UTME Cut-off mark List
=> Yaba College of Technology,Yaba Tech:
160
=> Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi: 180;most
preferred, more preferred or preferred
=> Polytechnic Ibadan: No cut-off mark
NOTE:- More Cut-Off Mark for Other
Schools coming Soon.
Best of luck, Jambites!

TOP 10 SINS COMMITTED ON
FACEBOOK*
1. You buy some cheap
underwear Ngara and on facebook
you write: "I love Gucci
underwears"
*God is watching you*
2. You're a married man with 2
kids & on facebook you always
claim to be single *God is watching
you*
3. You're 21 yrs old & you're
dating a man of 54 yrs, your
updates say "can't wait to see
my baby." Is that your baby or
your grandpa?
*God is watching you*
4. You're are drinking ice water
& you update "I'm drinking Bells
on the rocks" *God is watching
you*
5. You're in the house watching
Afro sinema on Citizen tv but you
update “watching Fast & Furious 6 at
IMAX” *God is watching
you*
6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n
chewing gums or work in
an MPESA SHOP & u update
"had a long day in the office"
*God is watching you*
7. U r waiting for a matatu & u
update “stuck in traffic thank
God for the air conditioner in
ma car"
*God is watching you*
8. U r using some fake nokia
phone and you update
ur status "My laptop is slow"
*God is watching you*
9. You are somewhere in Kibera n u
update your status
"near New York"
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is; Petronilah
Waithera/ Zipporah Anyango/
Philomena Nanjala or some
funny names and on facebook u
call yourself 'Natasha McutePretty
BootyliciousFly yule Mkare'
*God is watching you*

JAMBITATION
DADDY_AKPOS: ur mother said u
went out to check & print your
result.
AKPOS: thatz right dad.
DADDY_AKPOS: where is it den??
AKPOS: Benjamin borrowed it.
DADDY_AKPOS: what for??
AKPOS: he has a good result,so he
said he want's to use mine to
scare his parents.

SUICIDE ATTEPT is whn u Use "SUPERCLUE" In Fixing ur Eye Lashes!
>> HAPPI SUNDAY @All

anonimi: Money may get you the girl BUT may not keep her for you if you don't have most of the other qualities listed or other issues that she likes.
Except she is a slave whom when you ask to jump will simply respond how high! Not sure many men want such ladies in the long run.
Why do you think there are gigolos (toy boys) servicing sugar mummies in Abuja, Lagos, Warri, PH, Kaduna and other big cities
Moreover if you misbehave she can sue you for divorce and get a sizeable chunk of your money and seek QUALITY guys.
So money is simply a very good and useful accessory.




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Lol Funny! But it may be TRUE Shay

udifrancis: They love guys that have principles they would never break.

Sure! Thats real

So Poster, so many girls of now adays wil not consider your LIST USEFUL, but wil look @ ur Pocket! If its fat or not

JAMB! The suspense is getting much, and
our students
are tensed. Kindly hurry up and get your
website ready
and allow JAMBites check their results...
OUR PRAYER FOR YOU: Your result shall
NOT be among
those 12,000+ withheld. Affirm by
commenting
"Amen" below

AKPOS AND HIS TEACHER:
Mrs Joy: Akpos i Want U in my office by 3pm
AKPOS: ok Madam, i wil be there! By 3pm, he went!
Mrs Joy: I hd noticed that ur result had grown To a worse state, whn last did u READ UR BOOKs?
AKPOS: akpos got Angry so much, he thought, d Teacher wil be giving him biscuit or sweet, madam, pls Whn last did u IRON UR PANT?
Buahahahahahahahaha. LWKMH

AFTER TONIGHT MATCH THE
FOLLOWING INTERVIEW WAS
GRANTED ON JOKES TV MOON RISE
DAILY with Akpors:
Mderator 1: What is BBM?
Akpors: BBM? dats very simple,
*throatclear*
(Moderator was about
interrupting)
Akpors: waityyy, waityyyy, I can
not tell u one now and my oga at
the top say another
Moderator 1: so u have multiples
meaning for BBM?
(Akpor cut in)
Akpors: U see, not that we have
multiple meaning, but d one I am
going to say...
(Moderator 2 interrupted Akpors,
the question is what is BBM?)
Akpors: *throat Clear* Ok BBM is
Beating Barca Mercilessly... that's
all Moderator...

AFTER TONIGHT MATCH THE
FOLLOWING INTERVIEW WAS
GRANTED ON JOKES TV MOON RISE
DAILY with Akpors:
Mderator 1: What is BBM?
Akpors: BBM? dats very simple,
*throatclear*
(Moderator was about
interrupting)
Akpors: waityyy, waityyyy, I can
not tell u one now and my oga at
the top say another
Moderator 1: so u have multiples
meaning for BBM?
(Akpor cut in)
Akpors: U see, not that we have
multiple meaning, but d one I am
going to say...
(Moderator 2 interrupted Akpors,
the question is what is BBM?)
Akpors: *throat Clear* Ok BBM is
Beating Barca Mercilessly... that's
all Moderator...

A student asks a teacher, "What is
LOVE?"
The teacher said, "in order to
answer your question, go to the
wheat field and choose the
biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go
through them only once and
cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go
thru first row, he saw one big
wheat, but he wonders....may be
there is a bigger one later. Then
he saw another bigger one. But
may be there is an even bigger
one waiting for him. Later, when
he finished more than half of the
wheat field, he start to realize that
the wheat is not as big as the
previous one he saw, he know he
has missed the biggest one, and
he regretted. So, he ended up
went back to the teacher with
empty hand.
The teacher told him, "...this is
Love... You keep looking for a
better one, but when later you
realize, you have already miss the
person...."
"What is marriage then?" the
student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to
answer your question, go to the
corn field and choose the biggest
corn and come back. But the rule
is: you can go through them only
once and cannot turn back to
pick."
The student went to the corn
field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake,
when he reach the middle of the
field, he has picked one medium
corn that he feel satisfy, and come
back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "This time
you bring back a corn.... You look
for one that is just nice, and you
have faith and believe this is the
best one you get.... This is
marriage."
What Do You Think?

The main causes of liver damage
are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up
too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much
medication.
6. Consuming too much
preservatives, additives, food
coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7.consuming alcohal.
8. Consuming unhealthy cooking
oil. As much as possible reduce
cooking oil use when frying, which
includes even the best cooking oils
like olive oil. Do not consume fried
foods when you are tired, except if
the body is very fit.
9. Consuming raw (overly done)
foods also add to the burden of
liver. Fried veggies should be
finished in one sitting, do not
store. We should prevent this
without necessarily spending
more. We just have to adopt a
good daily lifestyle and eating
habits. Maintaining good eating
habits and time condition are very
important for our bodies to absorb
and get rid of unnecessary
chemicals according to 'schedule.'

A phone call from Messi
to
Ronaldo.
Messi: I have been trying
to
call you. You didn't pick
Ronaldo: Did you pick
when I called you
yesterday?
Messi: Anyway, how was
the match?
Ronaldo: I was watching it
just as you were
watching it.
Messi: You could have at
least scored two goals.
Ronaldo: Did you score a
goal? You think it is
easy to score in
Germany? at least me i
scored one! Anyway, I
will score many in the
Bernabeu.
Messi (bursts into
laughter): You must be
joking. How many UCL goals have
you
scored in your life. The
final
is Barcelona-
Dortmund
Ronaldo: Did
you just mention Barcelona
and final in the same
sentence? My brother,
you better forget that
dream.
Messi: Well, we
must show them that La
liga is the best. You
guys
win 3-0 and we
will win 5-0
Ronaldo: Yeah, right. I tried
playing
against Dortmund in PES
2013 just now
and I couldn't even beat
them. I wish there
was a third place match.
Messi(after a
long silence):
To be honest, I
wish so too
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If u Request for A phone that is Bigger than --BB-- and Ur BOYFRIEND Gives yoU --CC-- AND u Fex, God will surely ForGIVz U!!!

Akpos was robbed by armed
robbers, the bag
which he was holding was
collected from him..
After the robbers had left, Akpos
was just laughing
while he was on his way back
home.
When a man saw him laughing,
thinking he is mad,
he asked akpos, Man: why are you
laughing?..whats funny?
Akpos: i was robbed by armed
robbers..
Man: is that why you are
laughing?..
Akpos: not just that, the collected
my bag..
Man: but thats not funny.
Akpos: i'm laughing because the
bag which i was holding contain
fresh shit of mine which i wanted
to go and throw away.i guess they
helped me.

ADVANTAGES OF BEING SINGLE
1. You can sleep well
2. You can save more time &
money
3. No missed call at midnight
4. No need to activate cheaper
call
rate scheme
5. No need to recharge twice
daily
6. Can talk to all boys & girls
without being confronted
7. And the most important,you
Must share this if you are proud of
your self as a single
#Team Single &Enjoying It...
How many likes can we get from
pr
oud singles?

sammy.young:
Fools

abi?

BY EMMA UNA
CALABAR — TWO sisters
(names withheld) have been
detained by the Police in
Calabar, Cross River State for
allegedly hacking their eldest
brother, Kokoette Effiom
Effiong, to death.
The two were alleged to
have attacked Kokoette with
sticks and machetes in a
fight which ensued following
disagreement over the
sharing of proceeds from the
sale of their late father’s land
at Akpabuyo.
The incident which
happened, weekend, at Ikot
Nakanda, according to a
family source, left the
deceased with deep
machete cuts in the head
inflicted by the two sisters
which led to his death.
“The man had deep cuts in
the head and arm inflicted by
Idak and Ikwo during a fight
in the bush behind our
house,” Otop Idebe,
Kokoette’s cousin said.
“They claimed that their
brother had made so much
money from the sale of their
father’s land while they were
away and so when another
parcel was sold they
demanded that the money
be shared equally among all
the surviving children and
when their brother objected,
they were not happy which
led to the fight.”
However, Idak one of the
suspects, told Vanguard:
“On that fateful day, we
were told that Kokoete gave
the names of three of us,
including one of our siblings,
Efangha, to a native doctor
for money rituals.
“So when he came to our
kitchen to cook cocoyam, we
warned him not to use our
kitchen again because we
did not like sharing a kitchen
with any man, besides that
he sold our father’s land and
had the gut to keep the
money to himself without
giving us our share.”
Giving a graphic account of
how the man was killed, she
said: “Kokoette insisted on
using the kitchen and a
quarrel ensued and while still
exchanging words, Kokoette
went to the toilet in the
bush behind the compound
and Ikwo followed him
with a big stick and a
machete. After a short while,
I heard Kokoette screaming,
so I ran to the place to stop
them only to see Ikwo using
the machete on him.”
Ikwo, in her statement to the
police, said something
different, noting that it was
the deceased that trailed her
to the bush, where she went
to stool and they started a
fight.
The suspects were arrested
by the police in Ikot Nakanda
in Akpabuyo and transferred
to the state Criminal
Investigation Department
(CID), Diamond Hill in Calabar.
The Police Public Relations
Officer of the command, Mr.
John Imoh (DSP) said they
would be charged to court
after the police had
concluded investigation on
the matter.
==>READ MORE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/two-sisters-hack-brother-to-death-in-calabar/

10 COMMANDMENTS FOR WOMEN.
1. Don't be in a hurry to move out
of your parents house.
2. Don't wait for a man before you
start living. You can live a fulfilled
life as a single woman.
3. Stay away from alcohol. It has
killed others and you are not
special.
4. Don't entertain a wrong
number call, especially at night. Its
not the right way to find a lover.
5. Develop a healthy eating habit.
Always take breakfast and avoid
sweets.
6. Dress well: Impression count.
People will judge you by the way
you dress even before they talk to
you.
7. Don't use sex as proof of love.
Sex is no proof of love, he'll leave
you after the sex.
8. Don't marry for the money, else
you'll become one of his
possessions.
9. Add value to yourself- get a
career. Don't be fooled that a man
will solve all your problems.
10. Beauty is not everything. If it is
all you have, you'll lose your place
to someone beautiful, better more
matured and competent than
you..

**Vice President - North.
**Senate President - North.
**Speaker House of Reps - North.
**PDP National Chairman - North.
**Head of Service - North.
**INEC Chairman - North.
**Inspector General of Police -
North.
**CBN Governor - North.
**Chief Justice of federation -
North.
**President Court of Appeal -
North.
**EFCC Chairman - North.
**President Federal high court -
North.
**National Security Adviser -
North.
**Chief of Defense Staff - North.
**Controller, Customs Service -
North.
**Controller Prison Services -
North.
**Richest man in Africa - North.
**85% of Petroleum Marketers in
Nigeria - Northerners.
**80% of Oil Block Owners in
Nigeria - Northerners.
**Boko Haram-North.
Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria
and Educationally backward areas
in Nigeria are in the North.
Now ask yourself, who is the
problem of

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