₦airaland Forum

nubiangod9:
Oponu omo yakuba, making snide remarks that doesn't reflect a bit of intelligence, if u type ur keypads, apply a bit of brains, don't let ur fingers act faster than u can think. And yes 90% of makoko is dominated by south south and south eastern people.

You lied, haba, your statistics did not add up. It is like 99.97% of SE/SS that dominates Makoko. Daft? Lol

wilcox:
If only we had like 15 states in this country that is functional like Lagos, then Nigeria as a country would have been better off than what it is today.

That means those 15 states you are thinking about should first of all test been the federal capital of Nigeria for 100 good years and solidly build/ administered by the federal government Niger Delta oil money. What do you think? Without been the former capital of Nigeria, Lagos state would be worst than Ekiti state or Ondo. I hope you got the gist

Karrima:
Always ahead

of infection and disease?

Factfinder1:
17 children? How manage

Does she stay in north America

If you dont get the joke/sarcasm dont quote me like a goat

More of adopted .... get the gist

oka4ugoo:
Just like that.

Funny enough 70% of the Policemen in Southeast are Igbo, the other 30% are from South south, Southwest and North.

But on a different and serious note, pls never tell a man with gun that he can't do anything. because if na me carry gun and you say that shit to me, omo forget m, I must do you something, so you go believe.

Rest in Peace

100% false and fake. I mean your statistics

aare07:
Who will be the next Chief of Staff?

Please stay at home.

I an suspecting Tinubu might be

BabyApple:
sir please what's the sender name.

zi just want to confirm that the person I sent drip the money. He paid it on Friday

BabyApple:
sir please what's the sender name.

moses A

Ayoefa:
Rubbish.

The level of stupidity and gullibility in this country is totally out of control.
This is a burial not a party like Funke had at her house. This is a special circumstance where the rules cannot be enforced as in others.
In fact I know someone whose family member died this week. They were allowed to move from one location to another and were allowed to perform the burial without any govt interference.
Also, even the govt says that everyone should stay at home , but you are allowed to go out if you have a good valid reason to do so like buying food, fuel, going to the hospital, going to bury a dead family member.
Almost everyone in these pictures are wearing face masks and most importantly, they are there for BURIAL not for a party.

Your type are the ones that really bewitched Nigerians. Just go through your write up again and allow your conscience to deal with you. You can stop been an ignorant defender of a fail system

Follygunners:
Empty Chest-beating to non-sustainable fake product!

pained?

SpyAC:
Guy u hv nothing to fear abt, will advise u get close to ur mum, tell her everything, she wouldn't let u suffer bcs of a mere terminated pregnancy. Confide with ur mum, she will help you out.

more terminated pregnancy you said? And you will call other people murderer of they kill through gun, knife, witch etc. I know you don commit that mere termination of pregnancy tire. Murderer?

Simplyleo:
Oya, those people from that side, here comes another opportunity on a platter of Gold to once again insult the daylight out of Buhari, Nigeria and yourselves.

Since it is about FG, the marketers are very correct. Accordingly, let's start competition on who has the longest tongue when it comes to insulting Buhari.

The guilty are afraid. Your conscience is indicting you so much of the evils of Buhari and you are always quick to remark how people sees his failure. You are under bondage of Buharis disease. It is worst than covid 19.

BabyApple:
0092953470 Access/ Diamond bank, Ismaila aduramigba kayode.. thank you sir.

confirm the 2k ASAP. Paid on Friday. Confirm

Romanoff:
Just one of his cars is enough to feed people from Kabba to Isanlu.

What has he done to alleviate their suffering in a time like this?

Is he your federal government or your president Lord Buhari

UnaToto:
Nothing to write home about Igbo women.
Very wicked and selfish,if you ain't their child don't dare near them.

That's why i no dey pity their Toto anytime i catch them for bed.



UnaToto

What an uncouth woman you are.

Northurmate:
Serves him right

zzJust like that? You are a future victim of regretful circumstances if you continue like this

orunmila144:
well technically a zombie is a living corpse

oops! That is left for lexical semantics to decipher or argue next time. Thanks

ITbomb:
Something fishy here but they won't listen to him because he is black

keep your blackness to yourself. Rape is called tape in that part of the world not in Nigeria where everything is fishy.

Wilstino:
Before you speculate, Experts says wearing nose mask, only helps prevent an infected person from passing the virus, it does not prevent an uninfected person from contracting it. Hence social distancing and good hygiene is being advocated. This is also the reason people are now advised to wear nose mask.

Hence, you may also look at it from the angle that Mr President is clean and doesn't want anyone meeting with him, to infect him with the virus.

. Expert ko, expertise nee. It really does prevent uninfected person esp from direct sneezing, coughing etc. Stop justifying ignorance and wear your mask. Does it mean all before him putting on masks are infected? Wisdom demands a great example from the president. He's even a very old man and in danger than any other there. Nawa for some of you ladies in Nairaland

orunmila144:
crazy thing happened to me yesterday, i was driving in lekki phase 1 and on the streets were about 20 men and women they looked like zombies, and they were approaching any car they saw and screaming GIVE ME FOOD. i was scared and felt sorry for them but i didnt have enough money on me to give 20 grown adults so i hit the gas and sped off after they mobbed my car

Human beings and even your relatives looking like zombies to you? When three months will pass, you might refer to them as living corpse

whatdowomenwant:
If this happens and China comes up with a working vaccine or drug, then welcome China as the new world police.

. You think so, not so. China is actually fast developing but not anything to Europe, American and even Japan. South Korea is even at the top of the first three fastest developing countries and hence could be termed developed already. Singapore is is great too but a small nation .
China is actually the fastest developing country and emerging super power because of size, population and cheaper technology . China is a top most third world country.

AkeNathan:
America must release a safe vaccine in the soonest time possible during this pandemic

If China releases a safe and effective vaccine ahead of them, USA can begin to kiss their global power rights good bye.

It is in time of great troubles, that leaders emerge.

When during World War 2, the world was devastated by Hitler, USA entered the show and downed Hitler, they subsequently became global power.

This is the third world war, it is not against humans but against an invincible virus, and China is promising.

Let us see where this will lead

There are already atleast two vaccines passing through human trials in America. They took those steps narrated by the prof but I know China doesn't give a damn to normal standard protocols to trials hence their high level of fake. Australia and Israel are already doing the trials.

Anambralstson:
Ever busy roads deserted

is this really Abambra, cool

hahn:
After overhyping God she still died. Damn

You are just excited about the few years of vanities but not with eternity beyond. She got it while you are still a loser in the world where hope and faith in Jesus is everything. Sorry ma.

Toks2008:
I begged NHS tire they refused to test me or even allow me visit hospital.

I begged them to just let me know what is wrong with me so I can treat it specifically that it may not be covid but for where... They said NHS is overwhelmed and until I have severe symptoms of difficulty in breathing I should just remain at home.

I saw HELL. On the 31st of March I had prepared myself to meet with my sweet saviour Jesus cos the symptoms became unbearable but to God be the glory that I am alive.

If you ask me I can not say I had covid but the symptoms I had were same as covid symptoms... Maybe when the antibody test is available I will test myself to know if I had it.

I saw hell. Could not eat for over 10days, lost all sense of taste... Food tasted like shit... Severe body pains and extreme fatigue with crazy cough and lots more.

I can't start to list all the crazy medications I used.. I stuffed my nose with aboniki balm to prevent that severe symptoms of difficulty in breathing...

But I'm fully back and well.

GLORY HONOUR POWER AND MAJESTY TO JEHOVAH. Thank you Jesus.

Guys this shit is real.

I thank God for your testimony, probably second chance to bounce up in the Lord, just remember Jesus the real deal

IpobAntidote:
Do these idiotic Nigerians know that only those that have paid their taxes and filed with the IRS are getting any money from the US govt?

All these noise about getting money from the Nigerian govt is just pathetic and shows the level of shallowness that exist among the so called youths in this country.
I support the govt to give some money to tax paying citizens, which is not a lot in this country.

Nogerians are hungry and are asking for food for their belly and not money cash. Big huge deceiving lies, immigrants are getting enough here especially goods every two weeks even before this covid 19 era. I don't know which state or city in America you are living and I furnish you with info. Nobody ask you for your so called IRS before you asses basic needs such as food or clothing. There are a lot of drive through pick up centers every where. Neighbors are not left out in caring

Rgade:

Ewedu geng
They have resorted to robbery to keep body and soul together.
Ogun with all her haigeharu(igr)

This is disturbing

valarmorghulis:
I think that's the right step, imagine France and US fighting over face mask from China?
They can't even produce enough face mask in US/france they had to rely on China.
I don't blame China sha, why would u allowed ur companies(apple, Nokia, Microsoft, volvo etc) moved to China all because of cheap labour, relax ur immigration law, allow immigrant to come and work, pay tax to d govt.

You are partially right but in America, both immigrants and citizens are bound to earn the same even when it is relaxed. There is never a special salary for immigrants and non immigrants in a real sense

Yanmiriflathead:
As an Igbo man from Anambra state I believe this case of covid19 in Anambra is a concocted tale propagated by gov obiano and the PDP to embezzle scarce resources that should be channelled to treating real covid19 patients in Abuja and Lagos State. May God purnish these evil governor's and their gullible supporters playing with the intelligence of Nigerians.

PS: i want to tender an unreserved apology On behalf of all my Igbo brethren who constituted Nuisance on cyber space, berating other Nigerians and chest beating about the mistaken identity of the Nigerian consul to china which has been rubbished by legit sources And Debunked To Be Audio. I want to thank MR Razak lawal "an Afonja Muslim" for Being A Patriotic Nigerian And For standing up To The Chinese For Their Humiliations Against Igbos in China, Even Though We Didnt Deserve His Timely Intervention.
On this Note I urge all Igbos to remain humble and desist from chest beating.

Why do we have plenty goats in Nairaland?

Shibaraba:
Sweet country
I have a proposition. I suggest the federal government should, instead of wasting money in the name of nysc for youths, make them dey send every youth go America or Europe for at least three months after school so we go see as people dey live over there. See organisation na. See love. See order . See peace. See equality . Everybody comport. That is a country that works.

If this were to be naija, fight go Don happen since na. See that woman dey wave after she Don drop food. For here she go Don turn Jesus Christ. Dey shout line up, line up. People go dey even bribe them to collect aid. That one na if dem mc oluomo wannabees never carry bottle scatter the whole place.Different headline the next day Explorers headline go read
Foodbank turns blood bank as touts clash in abule egba
Pm express headline
50 killed as food sharing turns blow sharing
Igberetv headline
Man divorces wife in ejigbo as he discovers that she slept with officials before food was handed out.
Cyriacius izuekwe headline
Horror as bloodbath reigns in mushin over food
Autojosh headline
How to care for you car while queueing to access foodaid
And our resident asslicker headline Alex reports
Regina Daniels poses with recipients of food aid in abakaliki


By the way,that last picture, I fit bet my blokos na our sisters those hanty be. One back Pikin another just relax. By the way if you no get any of those wrapper for house you're not a Nigerian

You killed me with laughter

Hausaboy239:
Everyone wants to come back to Nigeria now.


Never thought i will live to witness these days!

God bless Nigeria!

Honestly, I no wan com bakooh

DanseMacabre:
Idris Deby for President 2023.

Lol