₦airaland Forum

DrummaBoy:
While the OP cannot write correct English he wants ABU to give him admission
Abeg, leave my alamanata alone!

DrummaBoy:
I meant almanata
Guess OP is justified
Lol!!!

Sagamite:
After you made me miss road?

Its on amber, no worry, it will soon be very green.

Zi:
He doesn't look like he is carrying a sensible gift! So, NO NEED.

sexyTi:
My goodness!!! some of the grammar is on here is indeed repulsive!!!!

fellis:
Pot calling kettle black.

Sky Rider:
I got it now. The guy in the funny outfit is the best man. The other loser behind is one of the groom's men. And there's a lady as well behind, probably the chief brides maid.

The groom is not in this picture. No sensible man will do this to his lineage.

chelseabmw:
Hell No. . . . . .Not again. . . . . .This online relationship thing doesn't work at all. . . . . Is either the girl plays with u or gives u orders which is not good for a man. . . I met my first girlfriend through the internet but the relationship lasted just for one year,no thanks to her ex boyfriend buying a toyota camry as at then. . .Omo see this yahoo boy just come carry my love comot from my eye because say i dey use bike/okada go school. . . .I learned my lesson. . .u wudn't believe the guys just slept with her and left her again for me. . .this time i made sure she suffers it, i was just playing with her like table tennis. . . . sometimes this online relationship works most times it doesn't at all. . . . I was already getting used to a lady here on NL but . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .at things being equal,i don't want to have anything to do with girls again,especially a nigerian girl. . . . They are just wicked,selfish,bad,proud and slow to kill

badmrkt:
what about that girl/boy you're dating and declaring him/her as the best being on earth,do you whether he/she's a nairalander?
that boy/girl you're being captivated by he/her looks @campus do you know whether he/she's one?
that guy/lady you ran through @ the mall do you have a clue if he/she belongs here?
if it happens i get down with one bros and sis's i'll be very fine.

tom28:
lol u meet a woman on nairaland get married to her and u both start making nairaland babies .Then when u have ur differences u bring it to nairaland and turn it into oga and madam drama with some members siding oga nairaland while the rest siding madam nairaland.lol dat had be a very funny sort of marriage

TroyJay:
Whistling?

TroyJay:
Passing and whistling. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif

IZUKWU:
could be the season but girl that your avatar self,laugh wan kill me.

hannah may:
I didnt bother readn thru d oda comment(bit sori peepz) bt I dnt strongly blv that their r merit of hostel expecially avn room mates. Cos of the frustration u might recieve from some room mates. At times, they wuldn't even allow u to study in ur own room due to gisting. The reason we are in skul is to ready n study bt sm room mate r strong headed. Only the understanding one can help.

2buff:
For me, I would have probably grown up doing stuff like that if not for that very rude insult from the last girl I did it for a very long time ago in my teens.
She started laughing out loud and made a self=flattering statement "look at dis nigga tryna get some p[i]u[/i]ssy" and then walked away without even so much as a thank you out of courtesy.

Just one of the many experiences a man goes through while growing up that make him understand that women aren't really all that worth the hassle. . .
I would even rather open a door for a man (and still do) because the interaction is always much more pleasant. Dude says thanks you say no problem.

but women? hehe. They just love to transform things and bring this awkward air into what would have been a very simple civilized interaction.
They're on their own with doors and such, unless it's a woman I actually know and isn't just some random person.