₦airaland Forum

Merx:
CONGRATS... Tonto might also be happy for you guys

obesse:
Woman wey get sense.
Those wey dey form feminism, make una kwantiniu!!!
By the time wey una go reach 45 years body go tell una!

Oyindidi:
Beautiful family

Oyindidi:
Na you sabi

Marketgists:
Congratulations

Wittyness.

Murderous Mothers



Wittyness.

Wizkid is blessed...



Wittyness.

CodeTemplar:
Useless elements. In no man's land to continue where they stopped in the east.

TUTU147:
Well I don't know how true is the story,but one thing I know is that fg will not allow the level of insecurities in north and south east to be experience in lagos.Lagos is more important than all other regions.

Wittyness.

Laughable...a proxy misdeed.


WAR IS NEVER THE BEST OPTION TO GET PEACE!




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SharingIsLife:
These guys are real animals in human shape. Why's no one helping him?

Hideaki:
Imagine two grown men fighting and no one could separate them


We're living amidst a bunch of cows

Wittyness.

Which state...?



Wittyness.

LokoH:
Where are You ? Ogbomosho abi na Ibadan ? Blame your parents

jetwonder:

You are the course of your hunger!
Therefore, don't blame anyone.
Fine something and do for yourself!
Don't wait for the Government to put food on your table.

OneCandleAway:
If we talk they'll say we are ipob. They don't want people to complain. How does having a president translate to me keeping quiet and suffering because he is my tribe

Wittyness.

UncleSuru:
In short terms:
She was is a co-worker.
We were so close but I refused to date her because of a few red flags.
She got married some few months ago but wouldn't stop flirting. She even chatted me on the wedding night. I wondered where she got the time. She never uploaded a single picture of she and her husband. It's obvious she got married to simp. This lady appears so decent; no one would ever believe me at work if I mentioned to anyone what she does.
I can't cut her off because of work.
How do I handle her because I don't want to feature in the story of how another person's home got broken.

HRHQueenPhil:
What's d need of bringing such gist here

Block her and move on GenZ pikin

Better come for shiloh this year, it has been announced as the 5th to 10dec..am sure prayers and teachings will help u mature

Wittyness

Commendable act by NASS

SoNature:

Wittyness.

LeoDeKing:
So they can't even pay abokki to sweep where they do business.

That place should remain sealed ti further notice.

Handle mops can cry all they want, the market remain sealed.

Jehov:
At least try to keep your place of business neat

Wittyness.

APCNig:
Where are kidnappers when you need them? Imagine abducting all these miscreants. That will bring in billions in ransom ooo.

Or Yahoo boys using several idiots for money rituals. Spirits go bring plenty money, even Yahoo boys go pay off all the nation's debts to China.

Before una forget, I am still a very Proud Muslim Nigga, but I am not stupid like the idiots you see in the gathering

Dkunle:
Either other nations stands with Israel or all nations stands against Israel, Israel can't fall.

Wittyness

Fiscus105:
I always sorry for any young girl that usually priorities physical attributes "much more" than actual quality of being a responsible husband when going to marriages.



All these, TALL, SIX PACK , SHINING HAIRS, would become toxic if such person didn't possess quality OF RESPONSIBLE MAN.


Meanwhile, person can be working in oil company and yet not being a responsible guy oo.

Wittyness

APCNig:
Any security officer or agency that cannot fight Boko Haram,Boko Haram should wipe them off. They are better dead than constituting nuisance

taylor88:
Tinubu till 2089



When he’s done with his 8yrs the remaining people wey bandits no kill will either have sense by force or we apply tribalism again and continue



As for me and my family nothing concern the entire Rivers State with banditry

Make i no cry more than the bereaved

Wittyness.

Danielomisco:
Hello, I am a creative content writer and willing to learn how to earn online through affiliate marketing or any of those tech gigs if anyone can put me through, I transcribe and also translate Hausa and English, i also have good presentation skills and work well with a team. I'll appreciate remote or onsite jobs but most importantly someone should guide me to where i can earn and develop myself. Anyone with such opportunities should kindly contact me via 09027910607 or ericaitse@gmail.com my location is Kano.

thanks loads..waiting for ya response

OP post link to your portfolio or go build/create one and make deliberate efforts to be worthy of job/gig offers.
BTW if you want paid mentorship on how to Passively earn @least $100 monthly then quote me with not more than a 100(hundred) word count writeup of why you want the mentorship.


Wittyness.

War is never the best option to peace.
Howbeit interesting times ahead.

correctguy101:
There's never a best option for or to peace.

But...

Vawulence has always been the best option to guarantee longer periods of peace.

At least, everybody go know their level and maintain their level until the next periods of restlessness when the weaker party starts getting bigger chests...

Disorder births Order and Order births Disorder..

Smh

Wittyness.

TinubuDeDrugLor:
Its hypocrisy Muslims send help to Palestine but don't help their members in Nigeria over the level of hardship...

Very big hypocrisy!.
Also prevalent in the Christian-domain too though.

I feel it's just religious rewiring by religious leaders on followers.
However it's a stinky act.


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edunaragold:
E shock me,let her mom leave her na ,let her enjoy her self,the mom should be thanking God it's not condom or pills or abortion results,give the girl a break

talented321:
75% of women are LovePeddler, just that they get control more than the useless men who think with their dick..

Unknown to her she the mother also failed in her parental responsibility doing such publicity/publicly.






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Never have i encounter a good research writer that has enough sleep wether in the day or @night. Your case is a surprise.
Inshort sleep is a luxury for most writers actively or passively.

iwriteall:
I barely get research jobs and that's just my field, if you have jobs you're willing to give out
can I reach out to you??

I get bemused whenever peeps online reply me like this..the question is what deliberate efforts have you taken to be seen as a worthy writer to deservedly get gigs?
FYI i started my writing journey by writing for free or sometimes for just incentives.

Obakoolex:
I doubt if whatever you write is worth reading....only to be shouting wittyness you sabi

It's called signature and not shouting as you have termed it in your toxic ignorance ...btw writing with all capital letters is what is termed such(shouting)...stop hating for no reason it isn't a healthy lifestyle but going down the gutter.

Obakoolex:
Am just joking bro..... happy Sunday

Good to know...enjoy your weekend.


Wittyness.

andyprez:
It’s sad to know that these people are called “Christians”

Felix6:
at this rate sef, God go don dey vex for church goers.

Wittyness

Church going can be necessary for growth just like getting education...the kind of circle you keep has direct and indirect influence on oneself.

God1000:
Well, I hardly go to church these days, though I'm a good person to the core, I also obey God's commandments

Stop judging yourself...it makes you look crass.

Wizardslayer:
Because in Africa especially in Nigeria poverty and religion is seen as weapon of keeping the people and the population in check.

Wittyness

AntiChristian:
Revelations is a vision o! It is not literal!

Does it make it bad ?

Is an ambition or plan literal?



Wittyness.

MFM sporting structure back-ups are focused extensively and unwaveringly.

Thomasankara:
[/color]wittyness or wittiness 🤔[color=#770077]

My signature is clearly speltout...

Thomasankara:
[/color]do u know the meaning?[color=#770077]

Funny ....do signatures have definitions like literal words? Please kindly quote me productively or in relations to the thread else ill ignore your mentions.



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hopefulLandlord:
If the Christian god is real then nobody watches as much porn as he does

@Seun and Mods kindly take note because this is aided due to NL lopsided rules on religious threads.

UselessBuharist:
Your Muslim pedophilia gay god dia. I still wonder why nairaland fails to make you people from the religion of terrorist take oath before commenting on Christian related posts

Exactly.

saintkel:
u r achristian?.....lovely

Wittyness

Funny writeup...even as it doesn't edify in anyway...OP ill advice you to avoid such religious lines else it'll be summarily misconstrued...





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sholatech:
Pdp wing fusing into APC...

Vagabonds In Power.
Nigeria will yet be economy great as long as political elections are not done based on integrity and good track records.




Wittyness.

It's just network issues.
It'll normalize.

Gentlelox:
I woke up to discover that my Blockchain wallet is like this.

I'm unable to view my balance. Although i got some funds yesterday night. Please someone should help.

Cryptocurrency isn't for faint hearted...

Birdbyrde440:
These are signs. One day it will happen and not normalize.

NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS.

That's not news to crypto enthusiast like me.




Wittyness.

Nice projection...





Wittyness.

Jackomaly918:
So Russian go fear them lol

Afamsi:
One on one US will kill Russia any day any time. US no dey show off

Omoluabi16:
I love nuclear weapons sha. I've been seeing clips of it being tested. I'd hope US, Russia and North Korea use it on themselves and simultaneously the whole world. Everybody signing out with a blast. 💥

Wittyness.