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SportsRe: Premier League Christmas Fixtures To Feature First Christmas Eve Game Since 1995 by wittywriter: 1:19pm On Oct 27, 2023
post=126629077:
UP BLUES.

Football is life mehn.

Chelsea will give us an early Christmas Present 🎁 🎄
Wittyness.
BusinessRe: Folorunsho Alakija Adds To The Beautiful Skyline Of Lagos by wittywriter: 12:51pm On Oct 27, 2023
Moxi:
Please, remember NIGER DELTA where the oil is extracted from.
They need this type of skyline too.
Bless you
NotProphet:
our oil money being used to develop Lagos and Abuja while our region is left in ruin

its time SS leaders start thinking and demanding for a modern city in the SS. we cant allow this people to continue pollute our region and run with our resources in the name of one useless Nigeria that only exist on paper
Wittyness
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To Securitise NLNG Dividends For $7bn Cash by wittywriter: 12:37pm On Oct 27, 2023
Vagabond In Power
webm:
Daft men celebrating.

In simple terms, they want to borrow money with future dividends that NLNG would make.
FreeStuffsNG:
It will happen but you will not benefit from it and you will not be blessed by it because of your negative hate-filled mindset
jamesversion:
So Tinubu is not planning on diversifying from Oil & Gas. All Nigerian leaders always promise to diversify from Oil & Gas, but when elected, all their economic agendas are tied to Oil & Gas production.

So if Niger Delta militants blow up NLNG plant and all the Oil Wells, what becomes Nigerias fate?
Wittyness
CrimeRe: Modou Adams Caught Trying To Smuggle £300,000 Worth Of Cocaine by wittywriter: 11:52am On Oct 27, 2023
Fast life
Ijaued:
Content creation na the front end while drug trade is thr backend grin
Wittyness.
Technology MarketRe: Sold by wittywriter: 11:48am On Oct 27, 2023
Pics attached?ok seen
You'll be reached by a Mentee interested.



Wittyness.
CrimeRe: Video Of Justina Nkang Otuene Murdered By Her Boyfriend, Demain Okoligwe by wittywriter: 11:29am On Oct 27, 2023
Trends of death tolls.

All thanks to fastlife and generation zero- value system.




Wittyness.
CelebritiesRe: Reps Summons Naira Marley Over Mohbad's Royalties by wittywriter: 11:23am On Oct 27, 2023
richeeyo:
People way get better knowledge on moving the country forward in terms of production and development for a cheap amount never get called to come explain
Na bully dem wan see, laslas dem go still hail am come their side
Very irrelevant summoning when a lawyer / patent right organization is available.
The crop of leaders presently in political positions in Nigeria are very incompetent.


Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Robert Clarke: Atiku, Obi’s Lawyers Didn’t Display Professionalism by wittywriter:
Babangidapikin:
They choose to take their clients on a emotional goose chase.
Kindly brief me on your request...
Babangidapikin:
Just wanna learn from the guru
What niche of learning interest?.
Babangidapikin:
Just wanna learn from the guru
Quote me with your email or digits then delete after 3mins of quoting...you'll be reached.


Wittyness.
CelebritiesRe: I Used To Be A Christian Until I Made Money: I Just Don’t Enjoy Religion Anymor by wittywriter: 11:05am On Oct 27, 2023
Lolz
Omarlay

Religion will restrict your kind of music lifestyle ask praise.






Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: DSS Releases Emefiele To EFCC As Interrogation Continues by wittywriter:
Ttalk:
Let him begin his journey to Kuje cell.

Now you will see those complaining about the naira fall defending this criminal.

I swear, Nigeria is not supposed to be one
illicit:
Emefiele eyes must see double of what he put me through

He almost made me beg

🤕🥴
Elsudani2:
But you been wan go Gaza to defend Allah
Wittyness.
Science/TechnologyRe: Huge Python Delivering Money In Zimbabwe (Video) by wittywriter: 10:11am On Oct 27, 2023
Okiton:
angry

Evil dey oOoOOh
Originalsly:
The video does not show the snake entering a house .... nor carrying money in its Jaws. Only a fool will believe this nonsense.
izubext007:
That could be the remaining JAMB 💰 money
Lolz
Franzinni:
Hahaha .... Marketing... I just pity the poor animal forced to perform this circus just to attract the gullible and foolish.


Only in Africa
Wittyness.
ComputersRe: What Is Happening To This!!! by wittywriter:
Take it to an engineer when you have funds...afterall you are a worker hence you'll definitely get paid.
DIY approach may cause damages due to inexperience.
You need a hands on the job expert.

For side gigs if it connects perfectly to an internet connection and you have working browsers then get involved with transcription and dissertation jobs/gigs.
#Gotranscript
#Scribie
Tugatee:
the stress of taking the desktop computer out of the house is not easy, because i am not mobile(no car) yet

Is not like laptop, u can easily fold and carry inside bag

So suggest some update app for me, if u have any

Let me try it out myself
I'm not a software engineer ...just tech savvy and run an online income digital skill mentorship.

Howbeit your window xp and a good browser should be an online side hustle enabler if you have tech/digital skill(s).


Wittyness
FamilyRe: What Business Or Profession Can One Go Into In The Present Nigerian Economy? by wittywriter:
Wujio:
How much will you pay for the information. I have up to fifty. I am.currently.doing three
Carcholce:
No I am not contacting you yet. You have to list the 50 business ideas you have first. Listing them doesn’t mean you also have to explain the business model. After you list them, anyone that piques my interest I’ll contact you and have you sell me the model and everything you have. I can even buy you as well.
Wujio:
Lolz. My current earmings is ten digits. Keep your peanuts. Im not the one in need


Slave driving con artists
Carcholce:
grin

Why you dey vex? You said you have something to sell. And I am a buyer. Isn’t that how it works?
When the purpose of something is unknown abuse is inevitable.
Carcholce
post=126641103]Purpose unknown? Are you kidding me? undecided[/quote][quote author=Premiumbuy
:
WittyPlus
Wittyness
PoliticsRe: Photo : Naira Gains Against the Dollar by wittywriter: 9:24am On Oct 27, 2023
Infojames:
Be frank guys as APC or president Tinibu supporter, are you still praying for Nigeria in your Prayers after your recent experience about our system ?

Be honest
@TMC?
iamtardey:
I do pray for Nigeria honestly.
Ok
iamtardey:
ode! I do, go fxck yourself.
Ok

Wittyness.
CrimeRe: Black SA Player Accused of Calling England Opponent "White C**t" at Rugby WC by wittywriter: 9:19am On Oct 27, 2023
KingCold:
Bro, nobody licks the a$$es of white people quite like Nigerians, we're also aware of the power status of whites but the way you guys put them on the pedestal is quite unhealthy...even African Amricans have become aware of that, it is not human nature but an inferiority complex
jeff1993:
I must confess ... The hate u black SA project towards other Africans esp Nigeria is appaling. It's none of our fault if u are still treated as second class citizen in your own country.

Cant u stat a day without thinking Nigerian .... I doubt if u will see any Nigerian in an SA forum misbehaving upandan like the way u to are doing

Get a JOB and grow up
Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Inflation May Hit 30% By December - Stears by wittywriter:
NA STATISTICS WE GO CHOP!
If you know you know.
SALLYBERRY01:
God bless all buisness men and women.
It is not easy at all.

I had to option for returning people money because of increased in prices of some of our products.
Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Photo: Interior Minister, Tunji-ojo Received Honorary IT Productivity Award by wittywriter: 8:44am On Oct 27, 2023
Zeesugar:
Congratulations Honorable Minister
OlufunkeBabs:
Congratulations to a great Nigerian servant of people Hon .Dr Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo Minister of Interior .
SanniAbraham15:
Congratulations to Hon. Tunji-Ojo. More wins
Oluwalosolami:
You deserve the recognition with the legacy you have built in IT.
Nigerians should stop fanning propaganda.
mrvitalis:
I'm seeing all this people above saying well deserve


Honestly what has this guy achieved abeg ... someone tell me

The passport issues has been bursted as propaganda na

Seems if you are fine and speak good English you can get away with a lot in Nigeria
Wittyness
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wittywriter: 8:12am On Oct 27, 2023
Ceasarceasar:
Weitin dy do access bank...money I transfer to person for binance p2p yesterday he no received alert..
To download receipt of the transfer I do I no fit.

Just tired for Naija banks wahala..don't know what to do again
Always like that with network issues once it's getting to month end or salary payment dates(25th upward) however what I do if I have to transact during this period is...adopt third party transactions through my bank account officer.

Most nigerians don't know/relate with their AO .

Ceasarceasar:
.

Okay .will they reverse my money back or what?
Yes if you do a follow up complain.

Wittyness.
CrimeRe: Police Arraign Man For Allegedly Stealing 33 Cows In Lagos by wittywriter: 8:21pm On Oct 26, 2023
osazsky:
If it's stealing, cheating etc I give it to d igbos
Wittyness.
EducationRe: "Converting HND To Degree Is Absurd" By Punch Editorial Board by wittywriter: 6:56pm On Oct 26, 2023
Problem no dey finish...


Wittyness.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Kills Shadi Barud, The Deputy Head Of Hamas Intelligence by wittywriter:
War brings death tolls.

AngelicBeing:
Latin says --Si Vis pacem para bellum = if you want peace prepare for war, life is a battle ground and not a playground grin
Some countries achieved peace without ever going awar!

Wittyness.
FoodRe: Chef Dammy Sued By Her Pastor "Billion Dollars Prophet" For Defamation by wittywriter: 6:11pm On Oct 26, 2023
dawnomike:
When trouble sleep. Yanga go wake am!!
Na wetin she dey find...
DEXTROVERT:
Let
Them
Pity
This
Girl na
She should pity herself ....silence is sometimes golden.

Wittyness.
PhonesRe: High Cost Of Phones In Nigeria by wittywriter:
Nigeria happened to nigerians thanks to gullibly stupid electorates and incompetent corrupt political office holders.
truthfinder319:
Negative energy is your middle name, bro

Yoruba billionaires have verifiable sources of income. E.g. Mike Adenuga(Telecoms and Banking), Folorunso Alakija (Oil and Gas), Femi Otedola (Oil and Gas, Energy), Subomi Balogun (Banking), Tajudeen Fola Adeola (Banking), etc. Unlike some people who push drugs and sell fake products
Bigotry is not a good lifestyle...it's akin to living in a glass house and throwing stones.
Fearyourcreator:
Where is your fact oponu
Self denial/deceit won't change reality around you...your toxic stupidity won't reduce the price of $ollar which determines importation cost...
Emeka71:
The high cost of phones is simply because of the increasing dollar rate.
... Please educate on why there is "the increasing dollar rate"?. Lolz.


Wittyness.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Said He Would Rather Go To MLS Than Join The Saudi Pro League by wittywriter:
Merci beaucoup!
If you know you know.
Amotolongbo:
Many of you would never think outside the box.

What opportunity or freedom can Saudi offer Osimhen?
No religious freedom
No citizenship
No babe yanshing as he likes 🤣
Outside the box?
soccerlite:
Rubbish

The people in Saudi did they tell you they experience religious something

Who went to play ball in Saudi cos of citizenship

No babe yanshin

Rubbish

Mob mentality
Be calming down...not everyone can use their think tank.
soccerlite:
Abi

I have forgotten

And they're numerous on NL
Exactly.

Wittyness.
PhonesRe: … by wittywriter: 4:54pm On Oct 26, 2023
Rdfactor:
I sent an iphone 14 pro max to my brother in Nigeria from USA. And this morning, he receive this email. Seems FedEx custom intercept the device. I have never been in this shoe. Who can guide on what to do!
Dwightventures:
Kai. You don enter one chance. It's not only FedEx -- it's all of them at the airport there. After they milk you dry, you will choose to wire money to your brother to buy phone here next time.

I'm still counting my losses from last year when I paid 100+ and they (NDLEA I believe) still stole two of the phones. They will still query you to present the most stupid and invasive personal documents on top. The phones dem still dey here and our people are still telling me to sell for free to them.

Lol! God, I hate this country
There are budget friendly private pickup agents I use for such transactions.

Wittyness.
BusinessRe: A Global Business Idea by wittywriter:
netpro:
What business, product or service can be produced and offered from Nigeria that can gain global patronage?

It may or may not necessarily be a high-end. But has to be something needed everywhere.

If we can articulate and conceive this, if charged in Naira, it can make a difference.

Nlfmod, Mynd44
After you.

netpro:
Everyone should contribute nobody has a monopoly on knowledge.

I have also fancied:

A satellite-based internet connection data-only service. If it does not require base stations and individual device installation, better.

Even if it requires a device, it should be simple and cost little or given out for free. Like a rechargeable pocket device.

The main selling point should be a dead-cheap subscription rate.

Should have an app to manage subscriptions. Charged in Naira. eNaira wallet as the only payment option.

What do you think?
The main challenge in exporting from nigeria is the lack of political will to make nigeria an enabling economy for producing export worthy commodities plus services.
I lost interest to suggest immediately e-naira was seen in your writeup, it reminded me of the government's lack of sincerity to progress productively.
Why is the government not transacting with the e-naira token on blockchain platforms?...our nigerian political leaders are only good at creating gagging policies. SMH.
netpro:
The eNaira sounded like the government finally gets it - the need to embrace digital currency. Even if it is not floated, iti can have the value of physical Naira. I believe the banking sector will feel their financial ecosystem was expanding beyond their control.
Have you seen the banks aggressively publicize e-naira ...it's because the purpose wasn't well defined hence abuse will be inevitable .





Wittyness
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili: The Criminal Enterprise Gang Will Eventually Destroy Itself by wittywriter:
The main problem in nigeria are the electorates.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Which Atiku and Peter Obi could prove after 6 months of Electoral Tribunal and 2 months of after at the supreme Court.
MasterJayJay:
She is not a drug trafficker like Ebola Emilokan.
Zxcvbnmghtr p
ost=126629821]Lol grin[/quote][quote author=Zxcvbnmghtr
:
Wittyness. Lol grin
It is what it is.


Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Pay Less For Transportation With CNG Buses — Minister by wittywriter: 4:23pm On Oct 26, 2023
Future continous statement promise.





Wittyness.
CrimeRe: Eno Okon: Woman Missing During Church Service, Family Seeks Help by wittywriter: 4:07pm On Oct 26, 2023
Bad news and Ogun State.



Wittyness.

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