₦airaland Forum

Wujio:
Guilty conscience, thief !

Learn to respond to the message rather than attacking the messenger.

Racoon:
After you that was appointed based on integrity still went ahead to legalise a fraud in 2015?

Wittyness.

god of men...

There is a business side to all religious establishment.


Wittyness

GanagiBitrus:
How do they establish case of Noise Pollution?
What's the stipulated max dB level, etc

For residential areas
55 decibels during the Day
45 decibels @ night.

Lasepa.gov.ng

KingGeedorah:
Am try to make sense of this

And its not adding up

generator alone produces 80 -100db, which is above the decibels limit,

Lasepa has an online presence lolz...i only made an avenue to show what is stipulated Moreso im not a resident in LASG...

FreeStuffsNG:
It's on the website of the regulator. The last time I checked, it was 42decibel or so but check to confirm.

There's a free app I use to measure it whenever we need to discharge messages out during evangelism.

As a personal value system, I really genuinely feel it's abhorrent to use your own sound to the discomfort of others. Both Bible and Quran preach to its faithfuls to live at peace with our neighbours and respect the authorities. As a Lagosian,I particularly carry the burden to comply with this law so others just coming to Lagos will know that we are law abiding in Lagos.

Let's support Lagos state Government to curb noise pollution please.

Shellsploit:
Seal the entire lagos....
Lagos is synonymous to Noise pollution

Funny...

Wittyness

Man U to win and under 3.5goals

breathcutter:
I see United winning this one, it's a 0-4 match, this I've seen.

Meanwhile Arsenal Chelsea match is a 2-2 draw, you first heard/saw it here.

Spot on




Wittyness

Show Evidence...Nil

If not for SM i wonder how far evil would have thrived in Africa-Nigeria.

BTW how come we haven't heard from his state governor?

EXOUSIAng:
Is he a civil servant working for his state, if he is not, do you think the responsibility of the governor is to go about paying hospital bills of citizens upandan?
How has he in anyway positively impacted on his state that you feel he deserves special treatment.....
FYI I have never seen you post anything witty before, from your comments its obvious you don't even know meaning of the word witty, you probably just like the sound of it is if anything, you always sound dum

Imbeciles like you are the reason our elected keep failing to do needful(s)...so one has to be a civil servant to deservedly get assistance from government...do you even know how much revenue in cash and kind the government(states governments are a representative of federal functions for citizens) gets from the industry he represents? SMH..
That aside it is the function for the government to assist any outcry that becomes a public issue legally made for a citizen in imminent death threatening situations...i don't expect e-diots like you to know this...reason a United states ordinary farmer was rescued in Africa by his government...reason why LASG extended assistance to a boy with missing intestine...
BTW i don't expect nitwits to comprehend my post(s)...hencefort you'll not get responded to quoting me.



Wittyness.

Speed assistance and recovery to Mr Ibu...



Wittyness

Weirdos....

AngelicBeing:
Gross, despicable and unacceptable

Wittyness

Bahamas95:
The gods must be crazy.

African Mr bones.



Wittyness.

turmacs:
From 10k to 1M? lai shey sporty bet Just dey play

Very dark big playing as promo...they need sack the brand manager.


Wittyness

GanagiBitrus:
Thank God for Oyibo. As far as Africans are concerned, any animal inside the bush is bush meat meant for stomach infrastructure.

Fallacy...

GanagiBitrus:
No fallacy here, Mr wittyn
ess.
Give credit to Oyibo for the AI Collar Technology and Wild Life Conservation Initiative in general.

Exceed15:
Thank God for who?

Wittyness.

LeoDeKing:
He was not poisoned by igbo.

In our next ummuna meeting, we will decide who to blame.

Csami:
You’re a mor0n and it’s not your fault.

turmacs:
RIP

Free 5k for anyone that can solve this Maths problem below
NOTE- Show thy working

Wittyness.

Tntsi:
We don't have criminal brains.
We don't do forgeries
We don't steal identie
We engage in drugs
We don't do criminal dealings

@bolded...be careful what you type.

Wittyness

Evidenx:
Naija don better o💃🍾🤭

So on the 9th of September, 2023, I applied for a passport ONLINE.
E shock u ba? Na so e shock me too😹😹

I applied and was given capturing dates to choose from.
I did capturing on the 15th of September.

I just left NIS office now with my passport 💃💃💃.
Apparently, it has been ready since 9th of October.

Total amount Spent: 26k✅️✅️
Duration: Exactly a month ✅️✅️
State of Processing: FCT✅️✅️
Office of processing: NIS Headquarters, Sauka Abuja. ✅️✅️

Copied .

Me :When right Thinking People are in Government 👌

https://www.facebook.com/100001234500654/posts/pfbid02zDhTxHLc6PzUKnPfktEDVPhZFYHUTjgSwgy8SotWBA68bwkeqbcCQgKxFZp8zktzl/?app=fbl

E-DIOT

mrvitalis:
I would bet you a million naira this is a lie

I challenge you and who ever wrote this crap to the bet

Bet 200k I place 1 million

We request for passport for a random person... I dare you if it comes out in less than one month you win

I dare you

Don't mind the retarded e-diot...


Wittyness

MrPOTUS:


Nigeria is in a mess.

The president is clueless and overwhelmed.

The founding fathers will be turning in the graves.

Just when you thought you've seen it all then Boom!
A surprise / bizarre occurrence stares you on the face.

MrPOTUS:
Nigeria is filled with clowns, from the rulers to the followers.

Seriously...however its worst on the side of electorates.

Wittyness

Westerhoffe:
Some people are just born for crime when others are born for greatness.
What is this one now?

GWR for crimes.
FakeHeartAttack-Aton.

Taylor94:

Same on his face.


Wittyness.

Stay safe Hundeyin.



Wittyness.

UselessBuharist:
Person call himself killer boy, you nor run for your life

chukskafor:
What a nickname to choose, of all names, it's a name affiliated with killing that suits his ego... Killaboi indeed.
He acted according to his name and now, he's facing the repercussions

Wittyness.

fergie001:
A draw should be good, it's a balanced game.

Everton seems stronger, Liv will be lucky to pick a draw at home.

Are your stakes high on this@bolded...i already traded over 2.5 odds...single pselection with $105 ...fingers crossed.

englishmart:
2-2 draw. Banker.

99thEnemy:
Liverpool should better win this match.
Got two bet9ja coupons of N100 each and I put this match on one of the 10 game tickets I played.

Lolz calm down

99thEnemy:
You are telling me to calm down when my future 5k is involved?

Dey yourself oh!

Simply Means you did against one of the rules; Always stake what you can afford to loose...

millionboi2:
you mean you can afford to loose $105 at the current dollar rate?hmmm

Looking like a loss already...though i already got $28 with my tradition 15mins Draw staked with $100...im a sport trader so it's not an issue.
@Rush hour ill stake 15mins Draw for Bon vs Wolves.
During inplay ill try over 2.5 for Man City's.
{$26 profit for 15mins Draw done and one more goal from citizens to claim $42 inplay profit too}...that's sport trading ...
You are viewing my staking power from naira angle...lolz.

osazsky:
people get mind o...were them for dey see moni

gentlesmithugo:
una dey funny oo.so una dey believe all this online lies.no be only $105

Ok

LeeSmart:
Haba bros $105 is like 100k+ in naira, daht one no be wan serious money now.
PS. i'm not speaking 4 everyone though.

It's so...not everyone...Aptly put/stated.

Wittyness

20/10 yet another youthful life lost!....



Wittyness.

Wizzy is blessed ...HBD to his Jada.

Wittyness.

Akpabio...the "off your mic" corruption saga catalyst.
A rubber stamp come prayer money to email for weekend enjoyment SP.


Which way Nigeria...




Wittyness

War is never the best option to peace.

God1000:
This is bad

Adjovi:
They want to gag the media so they can post more lies from Israeli and western media's and continue committing war crimes unabated.

TheDemola:
Good. Propangandists

jaeyking:

Al Jazeera is owned by Qatar and they have no diplomatic ties with Israel

So expect their news to be quite aggressive towards israel

Wittyness.

MrPresident1:
After sacrificing 8years under Buhari with heard labour

When will Nigerians ever enjoy anything?

HumbleOptimist:
Same Sh!t Buhari kept repeating during his Clueless 8 years. Apparently, it makes sense for the poor masses to 'Sacrifice' while Public holders appoints Thousands of Useless aides/ SAs and purchase of #160Million SUVs for Legislooters.


The Masses are tired of sacrificing Mr. President

Taylor94:
If Kanayo O Kanayo do the kind sacrifice Nigerians has sacrificed so far


Kanayo will run out of blood

olamike02:
The masses are sacrificing for the political class to live in luxury 🤔
130million SUV for the legislators is also part of the sacrifice 🙄

Wittyness.

Laughable

Higherthan:
Tinubu, a man who never disappoint or go back on his words

Higherthan:
Who let the dogs out

Nigerien invation comes to mind.

lasheun:
Believe Tinubu at your own risk o!.
Politicians promise you, you dey get joy .
You are on your own o!.
OYO lowa.

Wittyness

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. What does this have to do with Igbo? This is a project that took like 20 years from envisioning by President Bola Tinubu when he was the Lagos state Governor, to take off to be realized today.

The port will last for more than 100 years so 6 months of starting is still trial phase and they're actively building up shipments with more of transhipment for now to ensure that the 6 lane roads and other constructions are perfected

Nonstop Nonsense excuses for bad political policies.

lexy2014:
6months "trial phase" after all the hype? pls look for another excuse

Wittyness

Higherthan:
Wait to see how some headless mob will masturbate on seeing tinubus name...

FalseProphet1:
I see Peter Obi reclaiming back his stolen mandate form APC.

Please nobody should quote me, I'm on the mountain.

This I have seen.

Mountain Everest...lolz

If subsidy is still been paid/restored why is the PMS price yet reversed to what it was before BAT/BAAT administration?
Where is the excess trillions of the subsidy removal revenue/funds declared as generated?
APCheats.

Tianamen1:
The excess Naira saved has been converted to dollars and is currently in various private dom accounts. This is why the Naira crashed beyond the government’s expectations.

The increase in civil servants salaries will also lead to another surge in demand for dollars further devaluing the Naira.

@Bolded

Wittyness.

Laughable

adioolayi:
Transparency is key.


Let it get to the poorest of the poor.

opera1:
Better! This will prevent multiple collection by an individual.

Dey play...just another APCheats abracadabra to reloot the funds and short change citizens.
Do we have a database?
I keep asking why the price of PMS is yet reversed to it's former price since subsidy payment was restored?

Blake755:
We are not serious in this country 5m beneficiaries out of 200m people rubbish government

dominique:
They know it's an avenue to loot billions on naira and nothing will happen.

Wittyness

20/10/'20
A day remembered because a careless government attacked and killed its own citizens(youths) for protesting against a monstrous SARS force gone rouge and for their extra -judicial killings.

YoungLionken:
It is truly a day to reflect on soberly. The day the Nigerian government declared war against its citizens...

Wittyness

56michael:
How do I join love this game

All sports has a regulatory body...use the internet to DYOR then reachout to them and achieve your aim.

emerged01:
Rugby na for person wey dey eat very well

Wittyness.

Christistruth03:

Look at the people dragging Lagos

This is even worse than the one that they did Bianca Ojukwu

So how is a Yoruba going to be Mayor of Aba if you cannot accept ordinary Anambra Accross the Street from you?

MadamExcellency:
Aba has elected more non-indigenes as LGA Chairman than any city in Nigeria. Ask questions or browse the net before spewing rubbish.

Selection/Appointment is not an outcome of a democratic process. Btw, I thought there were elected LGA Chairpersons who are yet to serve out their term.?

Wittyness

Houseofglam7:
Weirdos everywhere

Taich:
Terrible human, probably wanted to kill the wife and replace her with the step daughter. This , abeg nah only bad news u dey cover??

Wittyness.