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So you mean all these girls that have been begging me for gbola are potential rapists

Even the whole Idea of heaven and Hell is a gamble

Nigeria from top to bottom

Simi my celebrity crush

KEVIND:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/10/25/looting-turn-back-your-children-if-they-bring-back-unaccounted-goods-buhari/?

wahala for who no get family

This government has gone too far, whoever ordered those army men to kill protesters in this nature lacks humanity, and should not be treated as one

I see

[quote author= post=92573610][/quote]Explanatory memorandum
This Act is to prevent Falsehoods and Manipulations in Internet transmission and correspondences in Nigeria.
To suppress falsehoods and manipulations and counter the effects of such communications and transmissions and to sanction offenders with a view to encouraging and enhancing transparency by Social Media Platforms using the internet correspondences. [ citation needed ]
Objectives
One objective of the bill is to prevent the transmission of false statements or declaration of facts in Nigeria.
Another objective of the bill is to end the financing of online mediums that transmit false statements.
Measures will be taken to detect and control inauthentic behaviour and misuse of online accounts (Parody accounts).
When paid content is posted towards a political end, there will be measures to ensure the poster discloses such information.
There will be sanction for offenders.
Transmission of false statement
According to the bill, a person must not:
Transmit a statement that is false or,
Transmit a statement that might:
i. Affect the security or any part of Nigeria. ii. Affect public health, public safety or public finance. iii. Affect Nigeria's relationship with other countries. iv. influence the outcome of an election to any office in a general election. v. Cause enmity or hatred towards a person or group of persons.
Anyone guilty of the above is liable to a fine of N300,000 or three years imprisonment or both (for individual); and a fine not exceeding ten million naira (for corporate organisations).
Same punishment applies for fake online accounts that transmit statements listed above.
Parody accounts
The bill says a person shall not open an account to transmit false statement.
Anyone found guilty will be fined N200,000 or three years imprisonment or both (for an individual) or five million naira (for corporate organisations).
If such accounts transmit a statement that will affect security or influence the outcome of an election, such a person will be fined N300,000 or three years imprisonment or both.
If a person receives payment or reward to help another to transmit false statements knowingly, he/she is liable to a fine of N150,000 or three years imprisonment or both. If a person receives payment or reward to help another to transmit a statement affects security or influence the outcome of an election, the fine is N300,000 or three years imprisonment or both (for individual) and ten million naira for organisations.
Declaration
According to the bill, a law enforcement department can issue a “declaration” to offenders. And this declaration will be issued even if the “false statement” has been corrected or pulled down.
The offender will be required to publish a “correction notice” in a specified newspaper, online location or other printed publication of Nigeria.
Failure to comply, a person is liable to N200,000 or 12 months imprisonment or both (for individual) and five million naira for organisations.
Access blocking order
The bill says the law enforcement department will also issue an access blocking order to offenders.
The law enforcement department may direct the NCC to order the internet access service provider to disable access by users in Nigeria to the online location and the NCC must give the internet access service provider an access blocking order.
An internet access service provider that does not comply with any access blocking order is liable on conviction to a fine not exceeding ten million naira for each day during any part of which that order is not fully complied with, up to a total of five million naira.

My family has a high percentage of Chelsea fans, so i guess becoming a chelsea fan came naturally to me. I had to do more research about the club and found out how they grew in the league to become the team they are today. one of my most heart breaking moment as a chelsea was the Day John Terry missed that penalty in the final against Manchester united, I was depressed for like 3 days. Other than my Family club chelsea, I also love barcelona from the Spanish la liga, I think thats the one club I developed love for without influence from family, the presence of Messi in the team sealed my fandom for the club, cause am a Left footer, and sometimes when I play soccer, my friends call me messi

These pastors are the reason why people become athiests everyday because of the way they practice christianity

Ariza:
Everyday they make getting married to a Nigerian Man scarier .....

So imagine because marriage is about commitment I should be on every time and I have no say over my own body too. Nawa oooooo


Will I get married like this?

Madam Marriage no be force na, dem dey force u to marry :/

Positivechick:
I broke up with my boyfriend today,

I met him while I was serving, he was nice and the only friend I had, I served in a village. While we were serving he doesn’t give me much, I practically kinda fed him cause he was always in my place. He had a roommate and I didn’t. Before he gives me any money we always had issues, not like he doesn’t hv to give. He just doesn’t want to. I don’t even ask for much.

After service we continued dating, he had no job so I told him to get a teaching job he said never ever, he rather follow he’s friends up and down , I kept quite watching what his plans maybe, I hv never asked him for a dim since we finished service mid last year, got a teaching job so taking care of myself.

My birthday would be coming up, his just passed, I told him that I would be expecting some cash on my birthday. We talked today and he’s telling me he spent all he’s money for he’s birthday, that if money comes he will send but right now he has no money, placing me on the probability table, so I said u couldn’t keep the one u would send me, he said people were buying drinks and buying drinks and he couldn’t tell them to stop. Am like are u serious ? I had to remind him that my birthday is few days away and he started saying he won’t be able to send anything. I told him without him doing the needful that there is no us.

Am tired, he has no vision, No focus , no aim , he depends on his friends and it's annoying. I think about he’s future more than he does , he’s always in the present. He’s making me feel like a bad person that he would make it. I hope he makes it but the relationship is so draining and I am 100% faithful to someone with no sense of reasoning. He’s Saying I am dating someone that’s why I want to leave him. He isn’t even addressing the issue we hv on ground .

Thoughts??

I wont comment on this till I hear the other side of the story. thank you

Naija246:
the biggest mistake in my opinion is to even consider marriage

Guys should know that you will enjoy your life far better when you are single than when married.
Being single affords you the luxury of:
-developing new skills
-saving a chunk of what you earn
-it affords you the opportunity to travel more.
-you will age slower(due to less stress)
Etc
The benefits of single life for a man far outweighs the pros of being married.
We men are doing Women a HUGE!! favor by marrying them.

guys, don't let any lady sell you the idea that marriage benefits you.. it's a scam!!
Marriage benefits Women not men!!
Hoard your ring!!

gbaa gbos gbos, wisdom kee you!!

Obierika:
As a single guy in Nigeria who is about to select a wife the biggest mistake you could possibly make right now is to marry a lady who is either not working or is not earning any sort of income.

Do not ignore this warning if you plan to get married soon!

correct

Latashia:
I just hate guys like this.
Don't start what you cant complete.

continue to hate us, we dont like u either

Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

you have done well, oin

heykims:
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1259615631135178753?s=19


https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/

Seriously am not really seeing any improvement with this virus at all, the earlier we find preventive measures and live with this virus the better for everybody. Well till then, Stay safe

Divickofficial:
Youdonminit , so because of small violation u wan auction car wey person dey use feed him family. I laugh in french . Nothing wey okoro nogo see for sokoto

All these people supporting all these violators and making noise here will all shut up eventually when a loved one of theirs die of covid 19, my dad got sick recently, for the first time in a very long time I actually felt very scared ... this is the first day the lockdown, and yall are being this pathetic. spits

I havent been able to go for a swim for sometime now

LifestyleTonite:
Lagosians ignore social distancing, fight to enter banks as lockdown eases


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlJEcpxnK-s&feature=youtu.be

second wave of corona loading

abeg is headache symptoms of corona, my body is doing me somehow

dre11:
Suspected COVID-19 patient runs to police for help



https://thenationonlineng.net/suspected-covid-19-patient-runs-to-police-for-help/

This has just been enlisted to one of the things I would do if I ever felt symptoms of covid 19

Asour:
To be really fair though, A lot (of pastors) are certainly not afraid of the Virus. In fact, we stopped some from preaching in their churches with government's mandate.

Rest assured many would be back on the Pulpit if allowed today.

we dont want them back the pulpit, we want pastors and Imams at isolation centres healing people

Saltybear:
Benue women and Akwa Ibom women are the worst , unrepentant, serial cheats in Nigeria

It was these two groups of woment hat made the international community rate Nigeria women as the most promiscuous in the world

Leave all the stories of fear of juju ,that's what they say to make men marry them but the next month they are spreading legs for every man who comes their way

Akwa Ibom and benue women can't say no to men

This one is an attention seeker

Rivers people are in support of wike on this, this FG want to increase the covid 19 cases in the state

the 32 gig memory cards on jumia are fake as Bleep the one i ordered was nothing to write home about, all my files went into thin ait after purchasing the son of a bitch... bewarned aids is real

the phone is very ok at that price, the battery life can last up to 15hrs for a heavy battery user, the camera is ok, 8megapixel... takes clear pictures....also the phone is fast, the processor is ok, you can multi task between apps without experiencing much difficulty...the memory space available to store document and other files is not 4gig as stated tho, less than that... but in conclusion i can boldly say its a good deal, just bought one recently...and am sending this text from the phone♪＼(*＾▽＾*)／＼(*＾▽＾*)／....

please could someone who has or is still using silex M5 throw more light on the phone?...how good is the camera quality, is the procesor okay? how long can the battery last and also how good is it at multi tasking...

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