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http://richwaju.com/blog/2013/09/18/ekiti2014-are-you-moving/

For some of us who are resident in Ekiti. We will not deny that Fayemi has some level of result. Yet didn't Hitler have results?
What about Mussolini, the Shah of Iran, Abacha, IBB, Mobutu, Mugabe, and even our very own GEJ.

Yes, Fayemi is working, but there are other issues besides Road projects that determine the people interest in a leader's 2nd term bid.

Fayemi has been ruling, rather than leading.

His policies are autocratic.

His projects are awarded to non-indigenes, thereby encouraging capital flight.

On any given Saturday, ill bet that you won't find 5 commissioners in town.

The contractors earn our money and go back to Lagos.

Fayemi has left a sour taste in the mouths of civil servants by his many draconian policies which are seen as an attempt to carry out massive layoffs so that he can appear to employ 10,000 more teachers and LG staff.

In Ekiti, when the civil servants are bitter with you, you are screwed. Just ask Ayo Fayose.

I don't hate Fayemi, or his erudition.

I just feel that he would be better under supervision.

He acts like a spoilt only child with his absolute irreverence for public opinion.

He has done virtually everything (and more) that he accused past administrations of doing.

He has alienated himself from the very hands that fed him.

While that may be a point, it isn't mine. I am just making mention.

My point is that MOB brings hope, and that is what this people whom Fayemi has rubbished need!

Want to win hearts?

Give people hope. Nobody embodies hope quite like the man, Michael Opeyemi Bamidele

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First, eh? Err...reno I like the sound of your name. sounds better than hell fire....oops, sorry el Rufai.

About the article, I've made up my mind to siddon look about all things Nigeria.

God dey.

Finally, this ain't end time stuffs.
Ain't over till its over.

Wow! I opened this thread on Monday (seven days ago) and was sad it didn't get attention.

I noticed the muddied pawsteps of a pack of hyenas that passed through the thread.

Thanks to the few that tried to make sense of it anyhow.

I was just curious -and on vacation.

Is it just me, or did anyone else notice the difference in the "mounds" .

Abeg, no vex o! Just an observation.

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as a vase you will have -
Big Breasts,
Gently Curving longer waist,
Hip size equal to breast size,
Slim thighs and legs

KEY SHAPES: the wide, scooped neckline helps to balance your chest with the rest of the body. curvy girls need curvy shoes. the single button on the jacket will emphasize your narrowest area.

Kinda reminds me of that prophet "what's his name now?" who prophesied cr@p about him.

Lawd half Messi!

Last we heard, the Jagaban of Borgu just had a successful knee surgery.

However, feelers from "within the camp" say that this man is more than knee-deep (no pun) in a health crisis.

Investigations showed that he is actually in a UK hospital -and not US as his press secretary put it.

I hope he is fine, and I just want to know if any nairalander has seen him or heard from him lately.

Yours SeeingClearly,

W.J

Hey All, Greetings to you all.

As I'm off work today, I want to ask something I noticed about myself.

I observed that I don't always click the first newsfeed I see on nairaland.

I feel that it says a lot about a persons personality.

I generally click on the less important news first, leaving the best for the last.

It appears that it is a reflection of my tendency to procrastinate.

What about you?

How does your choice of first click reflect your personality?

Just for fun.

Lol. Must have been 69.

Babe2sure: It is called our chronotype ~ It determines our sleep/Alert pattern.There are 3 types:

THE LARK: They are also called(Morning people,Early bird or 'A' people)they sleep early at night at most 1Op.m and wake early in the morning say 6a.m.They are very alert and function better in the morning.They are not at their best in late afternoon or evening simply because they are Lark!!!

THE NIGHT OWL: They are (evening people or 'B' people)they go to bed late(past midnight),feel more energetic before they sleep at night,then wake up late in the morning.They are not at their best in the morning,but they are alert and function better in the evening.Since most companies in Nigeria work time is 8~6p.m,they got no choice but to resume at 8a.m,thus inadequate sleep result and when they do this for several month,they will break down simply because they are Owl!!!They tend to catch up on the lost sleep time at the weekend.Work schedule in Nigeriafavour the larks mostly.

THE HUMMINGBIRD: They have a more flexible sleeping pattern and they are a combination of the above.

I am an extreme lark,I sleep early, no matter how much I try to stay awake and wake up by 5a.m without alarm,(even if I don't have anywhere to go,I must wake at that time)then I would want to do whatever household chores I have pending(because I am most energetic at that time),I hate evening work.

Pals,which sleeping pattern do you fall to?

Without bothering to read, I just gotta say, I love owls.

Funny they used to call me a name in fgc idoani back then.
It was....
Lanre Òwìwí. .

Sh1t! We made front page!
Not that it affects the price of G2SO4 tho!

Its getting boring joor.

Let me sign off by informing those throwing flak at the OP (me) that I have a friend (two sef) who allege same thing.

So yes, it is true.

Funny nobody has alleged molestation. They all screwed with PB.

They have just been unable to handle their guilt.

Let me say again that we ought to fear guilt more than sin. I do.

In conclusion, my 3plus decades on earth have taught me that BEING OVERLY CONCERNED ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S FAILURE WILL OFTEN BLIND YOU TO YOUR OWN.

IF YOU WANNA GET AHEAD, MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

PST B SHOULD B.S THE MATTER AND MOVE ON. ALL THIS #OCCUPYCOZA SHOULD STOP.

GO GET A LIFE Y'ALL!

AT LEAST, GO IRON YA CLOTHE FOR TOMORROW CHURCH.
*LAST LAUGH*

vicope: My Observations:

1. The OP is a member of COZA.

2. The OP is either a teenager or a youth still struggling with youthful exuberances.

3. The OP's choice of words shows that he is a coza-like christian and not a Jesus-like christian. His words reek of worldliness, uncouth and ungodly languages, and incoherent statements.

4. The concluding part where the OP would have made little sense stinks with pride and non-chalance. Jesus Christ was known for his humility, so if Biodun should come out to say he owes the church no apology or explanation because he has 'settled' with God, and walks away members who are now skeptical about him, not only has he created an opportunity for more members to backslide, but it will also show he feels no remorse whatsoever (which obviously he doesn't hithero).

5. The OP is just another attention-seeking lad. Since Biodun is your pastor, why not save your advice for him till Sunday when you see him in church? Has nairaland become an online branch of COZA?

Peace to us all!

At least we know that is ur opinion. Hmmm...

FYI I am not even based in abj. The few times I was in coza, I knew it wasn't my kind of church not because of doctrine but because it was imho "too flashy" for me.

As per my age, well I can only smile.

I shared my view, and now uve done yours. Chikena.

I hope u won't set up a blog to address my language as a sin too.

I choose my words for emphasis.

I choose em to show that I am also a man of like passions.

I also happen to be an ordained pastor.
I heard d tale of d pastor who was admonishing his sheep against "bad lang". At d end of d sermon, he raised his hand to shout hallelujah. But Oops! The fan above him chopped of his finger and he screamed "Shopona oooo!".

Moral: never assume you are above errors.

Thank you

Dantedasz: @OP,
You want Pastor Fatoyinbo to confess and apologise to the congregation,based on what? The words from a blackmailing attention seeking groupie like Ese Walter?
How do we know she is telling the truth,and here you are condeming him on the words from an unstable mind?
Pastor Fatoyinbo will speak at the appropriate time,when directed by God and not due to pressure from this chit of a girl and her supporters.
Come to think of it she can not even produce the non existent 'evidence' she claims to have.
Ese let us see your imaginary evidence!

I didn't say anything about apology. Maybe to his wife sha.

coogar: he's high on crack - who knows, he could be ese walter's senior brother.

Each time I read from idiots, I thank God that I have eyes to see, and a mind that can understand their poverty.

So I no go vex.

Used to get high though.

Dallas Cowgirl: Is the OP a Christian?

So much cursing

Sure I am! Just two words nah. For emphasis noni

Lying down. Lazy ba$tid. [color=#990000][/color]

I still drive my dad's 77 240D m benz once in a while.
Rugged as gibraltar.

Old man has sworn never to sell d car he bought spankin nu in d States as a fine boi then. Lol.

I've used Honda ala

Currently wreckin an 02 camry.

Open Letter to Pastor Biodun. #CozaNigeria.

Whew, Pastor! The flak that I have taken in your defence!!! *kicks away tear gas canister*. Its a Jungle out there.

First things first, this is a classic example of what we call a Bleep up. Yea, you did....big time!

You failed at least 100,000 people who love and respect you. You failed Pst modele, you failed your tiny tots... ugh!

Let's assume that you settled that account with God long time ago, but we humans are a cannibalistic lot, so like em I'm gonna ask you "What the hell were you thinking?"

All the devil needed do to get you was shovel loads of grimey guilt on what's her name now, Easey?


I'm not suggesting you choose more "mature" girls next time, nope! *waves index finger"


Let's cut to the chase, boss.


The real reason I defended you like the fcukin Alamo mehn, was that I know how those thoughts evolve in the mind.

I can imagine u flouted many red lights in your minds autobahn.

As in, Damn it mehn, those traffic light rules are so easy to break, afterall no body is watching but you -and God.

I also know that losing the congregation can be nothing like losing God's presence.

I know how you might have broken down in tears of penance after the tryst.

I know how it took God to get you to preach as your usual self after the event -afterall we are actually all accountable to him alone. #audienceofONE

I know how the devil sticks you up with a 9mm guilt gun everytime you stand to preach in church, or try to correct an erring congregant.

I know also how God's infra red guilt-seeking Bazooka scope burns your skull as
He says "Preach! Or I'll blow both you and the devil to hell."

The world will never understand that.

They will never grasp that you are just as human as they, and that if that there's a difference, it is called GRACE.

They keep seeing you almost like you don't fart.

And that is the reason some of them....will miss salvation.

Pastor, I know that a christian rarely "plans" to sin. How to escape your own conscience takes quite some spirit (Henny and Coke) Selah

Pastor, I know you don't look forward to ever knowing another Ese, but wtf if it happens again?

The faith I learned does not teach me to fear the future.

Most folks miss their redemption because they fear they might fail again.

Damn! I'm preaching at myself.

You serve an audience of one.

Guess what? If I were you, I'd show up in church tomorrow and say.

"Hey Church! I hereby confirm everything (well almost, thankfully) that's been making the rounds.

Yes, I did have an affair with Easey.

I am accountable first to God and we have settled that.

Now if any of you feels like they can't stand to watch me preach again, please leave quietly. I quite understand.

However, I must assure you that while I regret my actions, I do not owe anybody any apology.

If I had my way, I would never hold another mic to preach again as long as I live, but that decision is no longer up to me.

The day I signed up this commission, I signed never to look back -no matter what.

In God's kingdom, there is no legal framework or policy on regret -either for me as pastor, or Ese as church member.

The only secret is to get up and move on.

If Christ expects me to forgive my brother 490 times in a day, then I'm sure he expects me to be nicer to myself.

So, again, I say this clearly, authoritatively, and unequivocally:

If you feel for ANY REASON AT ALL, that I am undeserving of your spiritual leadership, please move on and find some place else to worship and to grow.

Your spiritual welfare remains my priority and as such, I understand that if your heart if offended here, you will never gain anything from my ministry.

We will always welcome you if you choose to visit us again.

For the rest of us that believe in the God of all grace, let us stand to worship him.

Choir...."

Peanuts. Aka groundnut, ekpa etc. I love eating it wt d shell when it boiled.
I believe the fibre/cellulose content gives my sh.t more substance.

Abeg. How much bros?

Eh hen! Lest I forget...
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OP no vex. No cuss me abeg. Just tryna help somebody out there.

"Ìwákùwá ni a máa nwá ñkan tí ó bá sonù".

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TRUST ME! This one affects the price of Garri. Walahi.

I decided to place this in the health section instead of religious because the direct effect is on your life here on earth to improve it.

After 5 years, I should know what I am saying.

In fact, this may well be the only thing I have been doing the past 5 years that makes serious sense. Lol.

Go on now,...add/join me!

You won't regret this.

We are creating a Whatsapp group presently. Pls add on +2348068974001.
All we do is gather to share the things we are grateful for, for the next 30 days in September.

PS: Oh! You can also join our facebook group "The Happiness Movement".

It is an open group.

PPS: Don't forget to invite your friends to the group. Let's build a happier world through gratitude.

PPPS: Please help convince the mods to make this a front page issue.
It is meant to change lives.
So many people are at risk of their own lives this ember period.
#SaveALifeToday

I know you're busy, so I'll make it quick.

"30 Days of Gratitude" is an annual event that's been running for 5 years now.
(Since 2009)

I was inspired to start it for personally when I saw the stress that normally comes in the "Ember Months".

Everyone starts scampering just to meet deadlines and sadly this is the reason for all the mishaps that make us pray "Odun nlo s'opin...." blah blah blah.

I want to invite you to try something new and awesome.

Some of you have been with me on this program for 2 years now and I'm sure you have testimonies.

During the 30 days in September, I want to invite you to fast -not of food, but of prayers and petitions and deliverance...you know the ish nah!

For 30 days, we will resist every temptation to ASK God for anything.

We will only offer thanks....strictly prayers of Gratitude. Every hour, on the hour.

Let me tell you now, it won't be easy at first but it gets easier as d days go by.

The first lesson you will gain is that God doesn't need your prayers to bless you.

Wait! I promised to make it short.

Are you interested? Then let me know and I will add you to the Group on BBM.

Have a great day at work!
Thanks for reading.

You will thank me later. I assure you.

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Thanks again for your time.

Will my gf please dump me now! I wanna win too

1m?

900?