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Over to pastor righteousness to tell us this is noahs ark and some other delusional stuffs.

Then the vulturegriller will take over and say buhari his lord and personal saviour made the storm.

Tinubu's urchins will then arrange themselves in a choir and sing praise and worship songs to their master who they are hoping is not in the UK on maternity leave at this time.

Thats all black people care about. See the venom in your tone. You people only feel this strongly about stuff like this, but when it comes to what really matters that adds value to humanity, dem no dey see una. It is only about tribe, religion, looking-for-biological father and other meaningless stuff una be champion for Africa.

thesicilian:
When your son grows up the first thing he's going to do is search for his father.

As usual, at the mention of "tinubu", all his hungry puppies have poured out from their holes to start replying comments on nairaland... What a life of servitude

won not win

madridguy:
Quote of the day " While it is good to make noise and trend on social media, one must be willing to back it up with grassroots popularity and street credibility. Elections are not win on social media. "

There are two trucks, one is white and is on the left side. Good. Now, the other one that is NOT white that is on the right hand side is the one I'm talking about

goaldynboy:
Where did you see RED TRUCK?!

K

I don't care. It has nothing to do with me

Its a no-brainer: swerve swiftly to the untarred road by the right. Good thing is that red truck isn't that close, so there is ample time to swerve. Let them both pass, then continue back on the tarred road

Tribe , religion...thats all the black man is about. Wasted race

I have said severally, we need to abolish tribes and religions. These two things foist differences in humans, differences deep enough to kill and die for. It just makes no sense.
But humans are on self-destruct mode. They will fight you to the death if you try to abolish these meaningless things

I am not ibo, I am not yoruba, I am not hausa. So,
all these your sermons are meaningless to me.

SOFTSKILL:
I know where you are from with your comment, if it had happened in your place, you will call it class but now in another place you turn motivational speaker. E be like say dem take hypocrisy curse una

A castle to bury a dead body when many don't have where to stay

Stay on the topic: the topic is about his BIRTHDAY. Everything you have said is immaterial if it does not address the topic at hand.
Next thing, we will hear, "a nairalander who has a masters degree in Astronomy went to shit in the toilet"

NemoDatQuod:
You really need to spend a long time and take a good, deep look at yourself. There is a lot you need to work on.

This guy did not come on here to brag about being a "polithiefcian", or about his ill gotten wealth or material possessions. He came on here to display his pride in doing an honest work from which he earns a living.

I am might proud of him and I am proud of his accomplishments doing a legitimate hustle. I hope more Nigerians will be proud of their honest, legitimate hard work and are happy to celebrate their professions. Are you a Carpenter, Mechanic, Farmer, Day Labourer, Driver, Office Clerk, Market Woman, Accountant, Medical Personnel or whatever else? What is important is that you love what you do, you do not steal from it and you do it with all your heart!

I am a Chartered Accountant. I run an IT business focused on Cloud Technology and Cloud Security. It is a legitimate hustle. I have never stolen from anyone in my life, whether at work or otherwise. I have never taken a bribe. Yes, I am mighty proud of it.

If there is anything Nigerians need to brag about right now, it is our legitimate hustle, no matter how small that may look in the eyes of others. We have become a generation of criminals in all sphere and hue. Those of us who still do what is right ought to shout it to the rooftops, so that others coming along will realise that you don't need to take to what is wrong before you can put food on your table, have a shirt on your back and live a decent life.

It is very inappropirate and almost offensive to use high fallutin words, full of fury but signifying nothing, to malign an individual displaying his pride at his work accomplishments.

I wish the OP a happy and fruitful life. Most importantly, stay the path of honest, diligent work, free of the rampant greed that has enveloped that country. It is but a very short life!

Okay we get the message: you're an aeronautical engineer, we are so wowed cos thats the most high sounding profession we used to hear growing up.
Nigerians and bragging, you couldn't simply have said you were celebrating your birthday like every other person, you had to add your profession to it.
A nation of braggarts, everyone wants to brag about degree certificates, professions, traveling abroad and other meaningless stuff.
Vapid low self esteem population.

I don't care, it has nothing to do with me

with masking tape?...I see! to literally "mask" the evidence

vibbb:
Even with all the evidences against him, I feel sorry for this country - won't be surprise if they sweep all that away and say the video & audio
of him is ducted

I don't care, it has nothing to do with me

OP What do you mean by Ajah/Sangotedo is not island? Your brain must be paining you.

Another Simp surrendering his soverignty to an entity that has been fvked over and over by different joysticks.
No need honoring these creatures, just impregnate them cos you want offsprings and work out a mutual domestic arrangement.

Sometimes I wonder what causes a building made of bricks and cement to literally 'catch fire'. Yea yea, I know about the "combustible materials inside the building" angle. But the building literally burns. Why?

Kill the bastard

Shut up! Pussy is not sweet, men just brag. Your only reward is the useless "ooh and aah" she fakes to motivate you

Pasima:
I enjoy sucking than sex my girlfriend pussy is the sweetest this is why I cried a lot when she said she ending the relationship

Look at this malu. I'm talking from experience. Go and help wash the dishes little child. Nor come here dey reply comments when you never do your home work

gstream:
Your brain is paining you... how many people well for naija sef?

SIMP. A law should be made, making simping a capital offence and any caught simp be sentenced to death...well they are alreading killing themselves though

You're saying you "politely"... I doubt that. Most times security guards are very rude. Nobody will just go and make a report against a security man if he wasn't rude to them.

Silence

Richy4:
I just hate lies...Everyday with her is val....including the "away match time"? ..Silent is golden sometimes ......

Sammie Okposo is being a simp. Quit this whimpering and get a grip man. You fvked a beech, so what? The irony is that even the wife now loves him more for being able to do that. It is an irony, but it is the truth. Women love some vices, like a little affair here and there, a little beating here and there.. It portends machismo to them and they are drawn to it. It is the excess that is bad.
Anytime, anyday a woman will choose a man that flirts every now and then to a simp trying to prove loyalty

Simps will never learn. Girls by natural design are hoes. Don't invest physical and mental energies on them, they really don't want all that romantic b.s, they just want penis when they want it, period!. This is not being derogatory. The way the female is made, ovulation, moods , etc. They were not made to stay with one man. They will literally die if they have to have just one penis at a time. But the hypocrital nature of humans won't allow us admit this fact.

Isn't it easier to spell "no" than "know"?

pretydiva:
I thought I was going to see the 7 million naira cheque, iPhone and cutlass . You see the reason why we need to say know to jungle justice?

So how did they conclude that he's a kidnapper?

Let me paraphrase:
America, our brother will be unavailable for extradition for life!

Signed
Northern Nigeria